Super Seminary: I'm the Brightest Cub in the Dark Dimension
Chapter 28

To Hell With Your Head, Run!

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Cold words came from Yuan's mouth, and Cole, who was a bit agitated, immediately calmed down.

"A grave, a grave! You mean?"

"It just so happens we arrived here, it just so happens we received the information, and it just so happens to be the galaxy we were heading to. Who are these good people, having everything prepared? What a guy, more thoughtful than a mother, right?"

"But!"

"There's no 'but.' I don't have a father or mother! I only had a grandmother, and I've said goodbye to her too. So, Cole, no 'buts.'"

Cole, who was being stared at by Yuan's eyes, lost his train of thought. Come to think of it, it wasn't worth taking such a big risk for a mere possibility.

Thus, the originally excited Taotie group prepared to return to the battle stage to continue their entertainment. Just then, the familiar voice of the central system sounded again.

"Wuu, encrypted message detected. Message source: 30,000 years ago, Super Seminary instructor Wu Daozi." Hearing this, Yuan was about to shut down the system alert. However, the next moment, the system's voice interrupted his actions.

"Encrypted message received, message contains unknown program. Requesting control authority of the central system, please be aware, Commander."

"Deny authorization, activate firewall, do not allow its permission request." The system's notification made everyone a bit nervous. Who knew if Wu Daozi would seize control of the warship if he managed to get the permissions.

"Command received, firewall system is ongoing. Program intrusion in progress, program intrusion in progress.

Unknown program is invading the firewall program, firewall is failing. Countdown: 50, 49, 48!"

"Stop f***ing watching and get out of the way." Yuan shoved Cole, who was standing there dumbfounded, to the side. With a drastic change in expression, he rushed to the central system and began compiling programs, trying to stop Wu Daozi's actions.

"45, 44, 43!"

"Hoo!" Yuan took a deep breath. Judging by the countdown, there was still plenty of time.

"2, 1, Firewall has failed, central system authority increased - Super Seminary Wu Daozi."

"Bang!" Yuan slammed his fist on the table, roaring:

"Who the hell taught you to count down like that? 43 is followed by 2, right? Who taught you math, do you have any public morality? Come out, you come out right now!"

Yuan's face was extremely grim. The compilation input he had just performed on the central system made him realize that this wasn't the central system malfunctioning; it was the damned thing created by that Wu Daozi.

"Ding! Hello! Yuan!"

"Hello, Senior. The weather is really nice today, have you eaten?"

As the central system's projection lit up, a strange old man in coarse linen clothes, with a beard almost reaching his belly and a hat on his head, appeared in their place.

From the moment he accurately called out his name, Yuan knew this old man was not to be trifled with. This wasn't just a simple coordinate message from 30,000 years ago, but an advanced compiled code with an intelligent program.

"Heh heh, the weather is indeed nice. But I no longer need to eat and drink to sustain my life, so I haven't eaten.

Also, the principal taught me math. If you have any objections, you can go find him, but he seems to want to become the will of the universe, so I don't know if he's still around."

"You jest, Elder. How could a mere, tiny... junior like myself have the qualifications to meet the Principal? You are busy, my laboratory still has energy fluid boiling, I'll be going now."

With that, Yuan turned to leave. What was the point of staying? This old fellow's eyes were too sharp.

Those eyes, which seemed to see through everything, made Yuan tremble from the bottom of his heart. No matter how capable he was, he was still a child under 20. It was better to be low-key in front of such a person.

"Don't you want to know what else your divine body is missing?" Hearing this, Yuan stopped his attempt to sneak away.

"Yes, I really do. Old man, oh no, Great God, please tell me."

On Yuan's face, a look of solemnity instantly turned into joy. Just as he said, he desperately needed someone to guide him on the knowledge of god-making civilizations right now.

"Your divine body lacks a Dark Matter Computer, but it has the energy patterns of time-space genes. Just like the evolution methods of the Triangle Body and Beast Body, there's no systematic integration.

Without a Dark Matter Computer, you cannot establish an Operating System. Likewise, you cannot construct a Dark Dimension.

Although you've withstood Dark Energy and barely become a divine body, you're only half-baked. You lack the divine body's strength of the Beast Body, the powerful Dark Dimension of the Divine River Body, and the brain development of the Triangle Body."

Wu Daozi's mouth chattered like a typewriter, explaining Yuan's current situation to him. Yuan didn't get angry; even if the words weren't pleasant to hear, they were useful.

He was already worried about lacking information and not knowing his current situation.

"Great God, no, Great Uncle. Then, can you teach me? Just teach me how to manufacture a Dark Matter Computer." As he spoke, he widened his adorable eyes and looked at Wu Daozi with anticipation.

"Sorry, I am just a program. I only appear when a Divine River Body with sufficient potential is detected. My program does not contain data on Dark Matter Computers, but!"

With that, his gaze fixed intently on Yuan.

"Ah, Great Uncle, please speak!" Yuan wisely quickly chimed in, not letting the Great Uncle's words fall to the ground.

"Mmm!" Wu Daozi narrowed his eyes. He was very satisfied with Yuan's perceptiveness.

"The Dobilun Star mentioned in the program earlier is not a grave as you said. Or rather, it's not a grave for Divine River Bodies.

30,000 years ago, the Form War broke out, and many of my fellow instructors and I established experimental bases in remote galaxies to study the composition of the Beast Body and Triangle Body.

My base was on Dobilun Star! I left behind quite a few experimental records of the Beast Body there. Of course, in my spare time, I also conducted some god-making research on Divine River Bodies."

"So, the Dobilun Star can perfect my divine body?" Yuan exclaimed with great joy.

"That's right. Super Seminary has always been generous to promising young people. If you have enough potential, you can come find us after perfecting your divine body. Perhaps, we can even become colleagues in the future."

As he said this, an unknowable glint flashed in Wu Daozi's eyes.

"Thank you so much, I, I'll go to Dobilun Star to find you right away, please wait for me."

"I haven't been there for a long time. This is just a residual image of me. After the information transfer is complete, my mission will be fulfilled. Goodbye, child, I hope to see you again at Super Seminary."

With that, Wu Daozi's figure turned into countless fragments and disappeared before their eyes.

"Great God? My Lord? Great God Wu Daozi?" Yuan called out tentatively into the air a few times. Receiving no reply, he lowered his head in disappointment.

"Your Excellency, rest assured. With your abilities, you'll soon be able to reach Super Seminary once you obtain its legacy."

Bruis, standing nearby, seemed to sense Yuan's dejection and quickly stepped forward to comfort him.

"Don't worry, we'll head to Dobilun Star at the fastest possible speed. Soldiers, right?"

"That's right! For Your Excellency!" The crowd clamored, waving their arms with surging enthusiasm.

However, Yuan didn't respond. He simply sat blankly in the command chair and began operating the projection panel.

Subsequently, countless data streams appeared on his tactical visor. After obtaining sufficient information, Yuan nodded gently at the Taotie and said:

"Let's go!"

"Yes, Your Excellency. We will change our destination to Dobilun Star immediately."

"Go? Go to hell! Run!" Yuan suddenly roared.

Meanwhile, in the distant Dead Song Academy, Karl snapped the feather pen in his hand.

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