Honkai: The Exposed Savior!
Chapter 13

Wholesome, Uplifting, Positive, and Sunny

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In the real world, Rita the Lustful's appearance had added another member to many netizens' harems.

It had to be said, miHoYo really knew what they were doing! Hiss~ A maid outfit and black stockings! prprprpr...

Stop licking already, or your computer screen's going to break!

Mind your own business! What's wrong with licking my wife's legs? I'm proud of it!

Rita was pretty, sure, but I had a feeling she'd come to St. Freya Academy for some other purpose.

A bad woman? Wouldn't that be even better! Rita, come toy with my feelings... no, toy with my body already!!!

While the netizens were having their usual breakdowns, the video changed again.

After a day of training, the exhausted Kiana returned to her dormitory to rest. But the moment she lay down, she felt a wave of dizziness in her head.

"My head... hurts a little..."

Then, a strange red light flashed.

Kiana suddenly appeared at the gates of St. Freya Academy, and at some point, her pajamas had been replaced by a Valkyrie combat uniform.

Seeing this eerie atmosphere, many netizens commented:

Fuck, my DNA is reacting. I'm not watching this!

What the hell!

That red light!

That sound effect!

MiHoYo's writers, are you ever going to stop?!

At that moment, a shadow flashed past. Kiana looked warily toward the distance. "Who! Who's there!"

"A lost little girl... welcome home~★" A very strange female voice rang out.

"Who are you? Why am I here?" Kiana asked, her face full of confusion.

The strange female voice continued, "Why? The gears of fate have turned once more, and now you have finally arrived here. Welcome home~ Kiana Kaslana."

"Home? This place is clearly..."

Hearing the other party's wording, Kiana suddenly became alert.

"No! Who exactly are you? Why do you know my name?!"

"Just your name?" the strange female voice mocked. "I know far more than that~"

"What do you mean?"

"Kiana Kaslana, a pitiful wretch abandoned by her father, who never even met her mother... Aren't you curious why you never had your mother by your side from the day you were born? Why did your father leave you?"

"You! What exactly do you know?!"

"Oh~ Have I finally piqued your interest?"

The strange female voice said smugly, "You should know that even in your dreams, I've always been watching you~ So I can say that I know everything about you... Your life, from beginning to end, has all been lies~☆"

"Stop joking around!" Kiana shouted. "A coward hiding in the shadows thinks she can shake me with a few words? Dream on!"

"Is that so? Then I'll give you one chance to ask a question, about your father or your mother."

Hearing that she could learn something about her parents, Kiana instinctively wanted to ask.

Just as she was about to make her choice, a sentence Ye Li had once said to her suddenly resurfaced in her mind:

"Kiana, if one day you face an unknown enemy, the most important thing you need to do isn't anything else, but to find a way to draw out its information."

Those words flashing through her mind gave Kiana an idea.

Rather than asking about a mother she knew nothing about, she might as well ask about the father she knew something of.

At the very least, she could determine from the other party's words whether she truly knew everything about her.

"Your father?"

The strange female voice sneered. "You surely know about the Second Honkai Outbreak that occurred in Siberia fourteen years ago, right?

Just like how your Mei became the Third Herrscher in Changkong City, there was also a girl there who became the Second Herrscher—the destroyer known as the ruler of space..."

Then, as the strange female voice revealed more, Kiana's origins gradually came to light.

When they learned that both of Kiana's parents had actually been S-rank Valkyries of Schicksal, not only Kiana but even the netizens in the real world were stunned.

Who would've thought my wife, who looks so dumb, was actually a second-generation Valkyrie?

Good, good, good! Looks like I have no choice but to live off her now!

I couldn't tell at all that Raiden Mei, who'd been taking losses this whole time, was actually the Third Herrscher?

Back in the video, Kiana herself wore an expression of disbelief after being told the truth by the strange female voice.

However, what shocked Kiana even more was that as the scene changed, the "Mei" she had been longing to see suddenly appeared before her.

But this "Mei" was somewhat different from usual.

She looked at Kiana coldly and said indifferently, "Kiana, I've had enough of you. In the team, you're always the weak link, always needing others to protect you. You're nowhere near as good as Bronya and me..."

"W-what? Mei, why would you say something like that..."

"Because you're too weak, Kiana. Too weak~☆"

As Kiana hesitated, the "Mei" before her successively transformed into Bronya, Himeko, and even Theresa.

Watching her former friends now hurl cruel words at her one after another, Kiana's mind could not help but be thrown into turmoil.

"Kiana, don't you understand why Siegfried left you yet?"

"It was because after Cecilia gave birth to you, she was forced to fight a Herrscher before she had recovered her strength, and was ultimately defeated.

Then Otto Apocalypse, the overseer of Schicksal, launched a Honkai fission bomb at Siberia. His purpose was to make Cecilia and the Second Herrscher perish together.

Poor Siegfried. He couldn't face his wife's death, and even less could he face the daughter who had caused his wife's death..."

Hearing this, Kiana cried out in collapse, "Don't... don't say any more."

Kiana's cry did not make the other party stop. Instead, she said in an extremely smug tone, "Kiana, you should understand better than anyone else that the greatest misfortune in your parents' lives—was giving birth to you!"

In the end, the strange female voice's words were like a sharp sword, piercing through Kiana's mental defenses.

Taking advantage of Kiana's mental collapse, the strange female voice directly controlled the fake Raiden Mei and the others to launch an attack on Kiana.

Holy shit! No honor at all, just jumping her like that?

Fuck, this plot is way too infuriating! It was bad enough that the protagonist got verbally demolished, and now she's losing the fight too!

What's most frustrating is that these people can't be defeated at all, right?

Who said this plot was positive, uplifting, wholesome, and sunny before? Get out here!

@Mr. Rek @Mr. Rek @Mr. Rek

Mr. Rek: So you're the brat who led the devils here, huh?

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