Mobius: "Liking Lolis Is Illegal!"

When the Hero King talked about the Vodka Girls's name, his tone was noticeably strange, but when he mentioned the Captain's name, he paused rather strangely.

"Is this your name, or just a title?"

Rosalia whispered in the Captain's ear to explain that since she hadn't asked for the Captain's name, Captain had simply written it down and submitted it.

The Captain couldn't help but complain again.

"Why is this room so dark? Is there a power outage?"

The scene went completely black as soon as the Captain and the Vodka Girls stepped into the room.

Hearing the Captain's doubts, Hero King agreed.

"It's a bit dark. My angel, please send some holy light."

"Hey! How long has it been since you paid your electricity bill? My holy light isn't meant for you to use as a third wheel..."

"My angel, holy light."

The Hero King spoke in a calm tone, but the audience could clearly hear the creaking sound of bones colliding—a blatant threat.

"Yes, Hero King."

The angel immediately backed down.

As the holy light shone, familiar faces appeared on screen.

Kiana in her Moonlight Armor and Fu Hua in her silver armor.

In the scene, Fu Hua has her hands crossed on the table, her head down, her glasses reflecting the light, while Kiana stands behind her with her hands behind her back, head held high and chest out.

This image is less about creating a sense of oppression for the viewer and more about making them want to laugh.

["Why is Kiana doing military training like this? Was he threatened by Fu Hua? If he was threatened, just blink."]

["Kiana: Blinking like crazy!!!"]

"Hahaha, Le, if Fu Hua is the Hero King, then strictly speaking, wouldn't she be considered a descendant of Kiana?"

Elysia especially enjoys seeing the people around her on screen, which is why she cares so much about her own screen time.

"Rather than a new story..."

Vill-V clicked her tongue.

"It's more like a chance to let loose and vent my frustrations about going to work."

The simplified meaning of Vill-V is two characters.

Insanity.

The moment the holy light shone, the Captain instinctively blurted out Fu Hua's name, and unsurprisingly, he was angrily rebuked by the soldiers for disrespect.

"That's right, I am Fu Hua, the Hero King. But how did you know my name?"

"With your reputation as a hapless hero, is there anyone who doesn't know it...?"

Kiana muttered under her breath.

"My angel, double the push-ups tonight, 400."

Upon hearing that the push-up count had to be doubled, Kiana felt like the sky had fallen and was so angry she jumped up and down.

"Hey! This is corporal punishment! Corporal punishment!"

"Three times"]

The scene before the eyes, the development of this plot, instantly pulls the audience back to the timeline of Ode to Wind Colors, when Kiana was still an innocent and naive Brainless Idiot under the guidance of class monitor Fu Hua.

"It seems like not long ago..."

Elysia was in a daze.

"But, Elysia, Yaqing has been back in the Far East for two years, Ode to Wind Colors is a movie from two years ago."

Mei sighed.

In the blink of an eye, she was already twenty-nine, the same age Mobius had been, while Mobius was already thirty-one.

"Look at the subtitles, that's not Fu Hua, it's Wang Fu Hua."

Vill-V was the first to notice the pauses in the subtitles.

"Yeah, I feel like the surname 'Wang' makes Fu Hua's aura drop a lot. It's not that the surname 'Wang' is bad, but... there's just something weird about it."

One Wang Fu Hua.

It made the audience feel as if he had suddenly transformed from an ethereal immortal into an ordinary person who was nothing special.

"Alright, let's not talk about this anymore, let's continue watching."

The interview officially began with a few simple questions, but the final test was to go to the forest and pull out the Sword in the Stone. However, Fu Hua had already completed this task, and she faced doubts from the Captain and others.

Fu Hua recounted her past.

As a traveler, if I want to meet the so-called god who can grant wishes, I must complete the trial and pull out the Sword in the Stone.

On her way to pull out the sword, she dealt with the Demon King, which caused the angel to malfunction and be unable to complete the mission and return. Afterwards, she put the Sword in the Stone back in.

The Captain himself is to go and pull out the Sword in the Stone, accompanied by an angel.

I experienced a magical experience.

A battle similar to "Pokémon" made people want to complain. Finally, after walking through the messy place, the captain and others came to the Sword in the Stone.

Before they drew their swords, everyone was hungry.

So Kiana ordered takeout, watching the distance on the screen getting closer and closer.

"Get out of the way! My brakes are broken!!!"

The Captain stared blankly at the scene before him.

On Otto Radio, which I listen to every night, my favorite male host once said something like this.

One day, a girl will enter your world in a unique way.

Only today did I understand the meaning of that sentence.

Perhaps, I will never see another girl in my life wearing a food delivery uniform, riding a huge Golden Cross at hundreds of kilometers per hour... crashing her head into the legendary Sword in the Stone.

"Your takeout has arrived on time!"

There are too many flaws in this part.

The audience didn't know where to begin their complaints.

Fortunately, whenever they wanted to complain, the Captain would always be one step ahead of them.

For example, the Captain was practically making sarcastic remarks about the battle style that paid homage to Pokémon throughout the entire episode, acting as a mouthpiece for the audience, saying exactly what the audience wanted to say.

"Otto Radio? My favorite anchor? I can't agree with the Captain's taste."

"Didn't you guys notice Hokushin Mei? And the fox spirit, that's clearly Yae Sakura! It matches up, everyone who was on the scene in Honkai 3rd has appeared in Honkai 3rd Zero, even Otto and Kallen appeared in Guān Xīng."

"Will Himeko appear later on?"

["If you miss Himeko so much, go check out the Pirate Federation route; it'll surprise you."]

"Holy crap!"

"Well..."

Elysia was speechless, and even the optimistic Alicia didn't think there was any deeper meaning in the plot, even though she had specially called Vill-V and May over.

She thought it would be a really heart-wrenching plot.

"Truly extraordinary."

Mei felt that the current plot of this web series was not as good as the experiment she conducted at the company today.

"Feel the same."

Vill-V nodded.

The next second, Vill-V contradicted herself.

"No, I think it's really good. It's like a fairy tale, just like my magic tricks. It can bring a great surprise to the audience!"

Vill-V's demeanor has changed.

She was gentle and intellectual just now, but now she's lively and cheerful.

Being friends with Vill-V is like being friends with eight people at the same time, and each personality brings a different experience.

The plot, which has been the subject of much criticism, has indeed brought a lot of joy and made viewers realize that as long as the Vodka sisters are present, there will be no heartbreak in the story.

But many people suspect that the writing style of the screenwriters in Schicksal has declined.

The internet is stirring up trouble again.

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Chapter 363 Mobius: Liking lolis is illegal!

"One Stargazing Pie! One Kaslana Special Delicious Soup! Four Super Realistic Bonsai Cakes! Please check them out!"

Upon hearing the name Kaslana, the Captain's expression changed drastically, becoming extremely unpleasant.

"Why did I hear a surname that absolutely cannot be paired with food?"

When Angel Kiana saw the Captain muttering to himself, she generously prepared to share some with him. But when she saw the sardine pie, which could hardly be called food, the Captain swallowed hard.

"I'll die! I'll definitely die if I eat this!"

The Captain shook his head frantically and even moved quite far away.

Just then, Hokushin Mei came over, and Kiana generously shared some with her. Mei, without any warning, put it in her mouth before the Captain could stop her.

"Ah... it's too late, I've already eaten it."

The Captain roared inwardly.

But seeing that Hokushin Mei didn't faint immediately, a doubt arose in her mind. Perhaps this thing just looks inedible, but tastes quite good, like stinky tofu.

The next second, Hokushin Mei clutched her stomach and fainted.

"No way! Miss Sword Saint is foaming at the mouth! Get up, Miss Sword Saint!"

Kiana still thinks Mei was moved, after all, she was also speechless with emotion when she first ate this pie.

"This has absolutely nothing to do with being moved!"

The Captain was internally ranting and raving.

Too abstract.

Especially the Captain's complaints.

The audience couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Kiana is truly Kaslana. The things Kaslana makes, I doubt only Kaslana could stomach. Mei! You died so tragically! Mei!!!"

"Is that thing really edible?"

Elysia also had this question in her mind.

She has never been a picky eater, but first of all, the food has to be edible.

"Does Kevin cook like this too?"

Elysia was curious.

Looking at Mei, she was the one who understood Kevin best among the three.

Mei shook her head.

"Kevin ... once learned to cook for me for a long time. Although he can't compare to Kalpas, his cooking is still edible."

A blush crept onto Mei's face.

When Mei, who was shy, spoke of her sweet moments with her boyfriend in public, she couldn't stop blushing.

"Hey! Boss Kevin can cook?!"