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Chapter 36

The Chunin Exam Participant Who Was Broadcast Live!

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Although Mei Terumi's words were exaggerated, everyone deeply agreed.

Just look at the Third Hokage.

When the Leaf Village was directly bullied by the Cloud Village, he only knew how to endure. The words he spoke to Kitahara Kaede just now were just to secure his own safety.

He was a complete coward.

Could you expect him to stand up and fight?

No.

However, Kitahara Kaede had already left the shinobi tool shop.

He didn't even glance at the Fourth Kazekage.

He returned to his apartment.

Kitahara Kaede set aside a book he had brought back from the library, then pulled open a drawer and took out his diary.

[Observing Kitahara Kaede?(^_^) Chat Group]

[Hashirama Senju]: Ah, he's writing his diary again!

[Hashirama Senju]: His previous diary entries really blew my mind.

This was referring to the time when everyone focused on Kitahara Kaede and aided Naruto, which resulted in Naruto being trained as a fighter.

So ruthless.

That's why it was... mind-blowing back then.

[Tobirama Senju]: Mind-blowing +1

[Minato Namikaze]: Mind-blowing +1

[Minato Namikaze]: +1

The members who were present at that time all complained.

The new members didn't quite understand, but this time they would be able to see what Kitahara Kaede had written.

"July 10th. The Third Hokage assigned me the task of monitoring Otogakure and staying vigilant against Orochimaru."

"This mission seems a bit difficult."

"But Orochimaru approached me proactively just now, so the target has become clearer."

[Observing Kitahara Kaede?(^_^) Chat Group]

??????

Orochimaru approached him proactively?

Everyone was a bit bewildered.

They had been observing Kitahara Kaede all along. Where was Orochimaru?

Just as everyone was thinking this, they saw Kitahara Kaede continue writing.

"Orochimaru disguised himself as the Kazekage, so I assume he has replaced the Fourth Kazekage."

"This means he has gained control of the Sand Village card."

"The Sand Village is still a garbage place."

"End of entry."

[...]

A single statement stirred up a thousand waves.

[Hashirama Senju]: Holy crap, so the Fourth Kazekage from just now... was a fake?

[Minato Namikaze]: So that was Master Orochimaru...

[Tobirama Senju]: I was fooled too.

[Minato Namikaze]: No wonder I felt that the Kazekage's eyes looked a bit strange... It was Orochimaru...

[Unmarriageable Older Single Woman]: +1, I'm also very surprised. Is the Fourth Kazekage that weak!? He was replaced just like that!

And at this moment.

[Your daily 3-hour observation quota for Kitahara Kaede is about to end.]

[Due to two members constantly going offline, a new member will be invited.]

[Everyone, please welcome our new member, the Fourth Kazekage of the Sand Village - Rasa.]

[...]

!!!!!!!

The chat group instantly exploded.

[Kitahara Kaede Observation Group (^_-)]

Everyone was silent for a moment.

Then.

[Welcome the new member, the Fourth Kazekage, Rasa, from the Sand Village.]

[@Fourth Kazekage Rasa, say hi to everyone]

[Fourth Kazekage Rasa]: Is this how it's done... Where is this?

[Fourth Kazekage Rasa]: So many people.

[Fourth Kazekage Rasa]: Wait, is this the afterlife? Damn Orochimaru, using the excuse of cooperation talks to ambush me!

[Fourth Kazekage Rasa]: I won't let him off even after death!

[... ]

Others fell silent again.

Then... it seemed they confirmed it was Rasa himself.

And they also confirmed... the Fourth Kazekage Rasa had indeed been replaced by Orochimaru.

And this replacement was violent; it wasn't that the Fourth Kazekage was imprisoned or anything, but that he was killed and replaced.

Not only that.

The elite Jonin of the Sand Village, Baki, was currently with the fake Fourth Kazekage Orochimaru... This means...

The people of the Sand Village hadn't yet discovered that Orochimaru was a fake.

[Unmarriageable Older Single Woman]: So, Fourth Kazekage.

[Unmarriageable Older Single Woman]: An interview, how are you feeling right now?

[Fourth Kazekage Rasa]: Who are you?

[Unmarriageable Older Single Woman]: The Fifth Mizukage, Mei Terumi.

[Fourth Kazekage Rasa]: The Fifth Mizukage... What do you want with me?

[Fourth Kazekage Rasa]: Pakura was handed over to you before, and you can't go back on the Fourth Mizukage's contract just because you're newly appointed!

Rasa's tone seemed to have become a bit more forceful.

But.

[... Everyone]: ...

What Rasa had done before, sacrificing his Sand Village's Jonin for peace, had just been scorned, and now... this was the reality.

It had actually happened.

[Unmarriageable Older Single Woman]: ...

[Unmarriageable Older Single Woman]: Your Sand Village's Pakura was indeed a good ninja.

[Unmarriageable Older Single Woman]: Following you... was truly... a pity!

[Fourth Kazekage Rasa]: What do you mean?

Rasa finally realized something was wrong here.

This Fifth Mizukage should be alive, so this wasn't the afterlife?

And at this moment.

[This is the Kitahara Kaede Observation Group (^_-)]

[Also known as the Myriad Realms Chat System, it allows the deceased and the living to communicate, conversing across time and space.]

[Welcome Fourth Kazekage Rasa to the group chat.]

[Congratulations Fourth Kazekage Rasa on obtaining the special title - Worst Kage (Fake)]

[Alright, Fourth Kazekage Rasa, welcome to this small group.]

[Have you understood your situation now?]

[You are already a dead person.]

The system prompt suddenly popped up.

And after it appeared, everyone could see it.

There were three pieces of information.

Rasa was an official group member, and then... he was dead.

Next... he had obtained the system's title.

Those who had obtained titles could indicate that the system's titles seemed to correspond to a certain characteristic of each group member.

For example.

Kakashi, because he carried Obito's Sharingan, and the Sharingan absorbed chakra every moment, he lacked chakra.

Thus he earned the title "Exhausted Hokage."

As for Hashirama Senju, despite being the God of Shinobi, he was a bit goofy, which earned him the nickname "Big Pillar Goofball."

And Mei Terumi, the Water Shadow, in order to endure and liberate Kirigakure, missed her prime marriageable age.

Thus, "Unmarriageable Older Single Woman" became her title.

And so on.

This Rasa, according to the system's evaluation... is trash.

Which is why he was called the Worst Kage.

[Fourth Kazekage - Rasa]: Is that so... this place, then who are all these people now...

Rasa began to speak, though the title had already been bestowed.

[Worst Kage (Fake)]: What kind of title is this?

[Tobirama Senju]: I think this title is quite fitting. It suits you well.

[Big Pillar Goofball]: I agree.

[Exhausted Hokage]: +1

[Minato Namikaze]: +1

[Unmarriageable Older Single Woman]: +1

[Honest Kisame]: +1

Kisame also joined the discussion. Although he claimed to be mute, he could still give a +1.

He had his own principles, and just by looking at the group chat messages, he felt... the Fourth Kazekage was truly awful.

He himself had cruelly eliminated comrades in the past, but this Fourth Kazekage had directly pushed his own comrades out to achieve peace...

They were all... targets who needed to be remade.

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