Naruto's Miserable Life-Are the Third Hokage and Fourth Kazekage Competing to Be the Worst? Let's Go! / Third Hokage vs. Fourth Kazekage: The Worst-Kage Contest! (Please support the stats!)

Worst Kazekage (Fake): You people!

Worst Kazekage (Fake): Wait! Who are you people?

Rasa had originally been furious, but he suddenly fell silent.

Because he saw two names.

Worst Kazekage (Fake): Minato Namikaze? Tobirama Senju? Am I seeing this right?

Minato Namikaze: Yes, you are. I fought against your people in the past.

Tobirama Senju: You are not mistaken either. I am Tobirama Senju, the Second Hokage!

Tobirama Senju: And... Hashirama Senju is my older brother!

Worst Kazekage (Fake): Then... then that means Hashirama Senju, the God of Shinobi!

Rasa seemed to cry out in shock.

Hashirama Senju: Ha, looks like I am pretty famous!

Although Hashirama Senju's tone sounded somewhat foolish as well,

a powerful aura suddenly erupted from him.

That imposing aura rushed straight at Rasa.

Rasa was instantly forced to the ground.

His mouth hung open, but he could not say a word.

This was pressure from the soul.

Absolute terror!

Unmarriageable Older Single Woman: The Hidden Leaf Village's Hokage are still as terrifying as ever.

Clearly, she remembered how Tobirama had intimidated her the moment she entered.

So she had immediately cowered away to become an invisible nobody.

But... she had not expected the God of Shinobi's strength... to not merely be several times Tobirama's, but to be... measured directly in units of Tobirama Senju!

Worst Seal (Fake): This...

What kind of terrifying place was this?!

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Naruto's Miserable Life, Were the Third Hokage and Fourth Kazekage Competing Over Who Was Worse? Part One!

Because he had been intimidated the moment he joined the group, Rasa learned his lesson.

He decided not to speak.

At the same time, as the Kitahara Kaede?(^_-) Observation Group was about to close, he finally understood the meaning behind this group.

[The purpose of this group is to let you understand the truth of the world, while also giving you a chance to fulfill your wishes.]

And within this group, most of them were Hokage from different generations of the Hidden Leaf Village, along with the current Fifth Mizukage, Mei Terumi, from Kirigakure.

But that was not all.

There was also Kakashi Hatake, the Sixth Hokage.

Did that mean... this little group could connect the dead, the living, and even people with future identities?

This shocked Rasa.

Because this Brother of Hashirama Senju was not actually Hashirama Senju's brother, but... Madara Uchiha's younger brother.

As the Fourth Kazekage, he had come into contact with relics left behind by the First Kazekage.

One of those relics was a diary written by the First Kazekage.

At the time, the First Kazekage had written this.

The First Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village was powerful, but he was gentle by nature and did not make people feel pressured.

But Madara Uchiha was different. At the slightest disagreement, he wanted to fight.

If Madara Uchiha had become the Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village, then Sunagakure would definitely have been finished.

Thankfully!

In other words... Madara Uchiha was not only domineering in personality, but also overwhelmingly powerful.

The First Kazekage had been known as the strongest Kazekage, yet even he had feared Madara Uchiha so deeply.

So... just how terrifying was the Hidden Leaf Village?

He had thought Sunagakure and the Hidden Leaf Village were roughly equal, but... the Hidden Leaf Village's foundation was actually this terrifying?

And yet the current Third Hokage had managed the Hidden Leaf Village into this state... making him think he could take advantage of this Chunin Ninja Exams to launch an attack...

That was right.

He wanted to attack the Hidden Leaf Village.

He had three children, all trained from a young age.

The youngest, Gaara, had been raised by him as the One-Tail Jinchuriki.

He had become a qualified tailed beast weapon.

His other two children, Temari and Kankuro, had inherited Sunagakure's Wind Release and Puppet Technique respectively.

Both had reached the level of elite Chunin.

But he had never allowed them to participate in the Chunin Ninja Exams. His purpose had been to... attack the Hidden Leaf Village while it hosted the exams.

The Hidden Leaf Village had declined badly, and so had Sunagakure, so the weak could only prey upon the weak.

But...

while cooperating with Orochimaru, a Rogue Ninja from the Hidden Leaf Village, he had been plotted against by Orochimaru and ended up here...

It could be said that all his efforts had gone to waste.

Rasa continued reading the explanation before the little group closed.

Then he discovered something else.

Not only was this a place filled with powerful people, but... the core purpose of the little group was to observe Kitahara Kaede.

This Kitahara Kaede was from the Hidden Leaf Village... so what exactly was he, if even the Senju brothers had to spend three hours every day observing him?

Rasa's consciousness quickly faded as the little group closed.

He returned to that place where nothing moved forward or backward, where he could only drift in confusion.

Finally, as he experienced the desolation of the world after death, he found that the Kitahara Kaede?(^_-) Observation Group had opened again.

Kitahara Kaede?(^_-) Observation Group

Hashirama Senju: Ha, it has finally been unsealed again today.

Minato Namikaze: Yeah, we can talk again.

Minato Namikaze: Kitahara has not gone to see Naruto-chan in a long time. I have not gotten to see Naruto-chan either.

Minato Namikaze: @Kakashi

Tobirama Senju: @Kakashi

Hashirama Senju: @Kakashi

Brother of Hashirama Senju: @Kakashi, and check on that Sasuke Uchiha while you are at it. Do not disgrace my face like that.

Blue Beast - Might Guy: @Kakashi.

Worst Kazekage (Fake): ...

Rasa remained silent.

His experience of being pressed into the ground and rubbed around by Hashirama Senju yesterday was still fresh in his mind, so he would be an invisible nobody for now.

Just as he thought that... curiosity filled him as well.

Minato Namikaze: I have a day off today... forget it, since it is everyone's wish, I will get up.

Minato Namikaze: But Second Hokage, you cannot make me learn Water Release again.

Tobirama Senju: Kakashi, you really are only interested in Earth Release, aren't you?

Tobirama Senju: I saw you carving a dog's head onto your Earth-Style Wall. You actually put effort into that instead of learning Water Release from me.

Tobirama Senju: Are you looking down on Water Release?

Minato Namikaze: Of course not, it is just...

Kakashi was too embarrassed to say that Tobirama's teaching was inhuman.

Did he think everyone could use Ocean Release like him?

Thinking that,

Minato Namikaze: Fine, I will gather Team 7 now. I will also notify them about the Chunin Ninja Exams.

Before long, Kakashi's avatar went dark.

And everyone received footage from Kitahara Kaede.

However,

while Kakashi went to gather Team 7, Kitahara Kaede had already gone out and, as though familiar with the route, arrived at a rather dilapidated apartment building.

The apartment had three floors. Aside from the second floor, which had someone living there, the first and third floors were empty.

Kitahara Kaede simply flickered and leaped up to room 302 on the second floor.

He lowered his head and saw several lines written in chalk on the wooden door of room 302.

[Demon Fox, get out.]

[Naruto Uzumaki, get lost!]

From this, it could be inferred that this was Naruto's apartment.

"..."

The emotions in the little group instantly exploded.

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This was Naruto's apartment. It was a three-story building with more than twenty rooms in total, yet Naruto was the only one living here.

Although they had already learned from the group that Naruto was in a terrible situation and was... hated by the entire village,

seeing Naruto's living conditions with their own eyes, seeing those bullying words written right on his door...

the group naturally exploded.

Kitahara Kaede?(^_-) Observation Group

Unmarriageable Older Single Woman: First and Second Hokage, your Will of Fire really is not much to speak of.

Mei Terumi was the first to complain.

As an outsider, her Kirigakure was terrible, but looking at this now, the Hidden Leaf Village was no better.

This generation of the Five Great Ninja Villages seemed to be nothing but trash.

Kumogakure was a village of kidnappers, Sunagakure did not even need discussing, and the Hidden Leaf Village was still so backward and rotten.

Naruto Uzumaki was the Fourth Hokage's son.

And the Fourth Hokage and his wife had died for the village, which meant Naruto was the son of heroes.

If even the son of heroes was treated like this, how could the Hidden Leaf Village still expect others to protect it?