Primordial Era: Starting by Scaming Nuwa!
Chapter 136

How Could the Great God's Business Be Called Stealing? (cont.)

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Bai Chen is fat because this cat is full of bad ideas and cunning.

"Nuwa, if you don't know how to praise someone, then shut up."

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Bai Chen gave Nuwa a triangular glare; Nuwa was truly infuriating.

"Today, I, the Venerable One, have established the Wa Saint Heaven beyond the Nine Heavens of Phoenix Perch Mountain, and set up the Daoist temple— Wa Saint Palace."

Three thousand years from now, I will Primordial Unity Dao Method at the Wa Saint Palace. Those who are destined may come and listen to my teachings."

As Nuwa proclaimed her message to all living beings in the Primordial World, she wondered if the Three Pure Ones would come to listen to her teachings.

You should know that the Three Pure Ones are her nominal senior brothers, Direct Disciple of the Dao Ancestor Hongjun!

Although Nuwa was the first to attain sainthood, she was merely a formal inner disciple.

As for Zhunti and Jieyin's two junior brothers, Nuwa knew without a doubt that they would come.

To put it bluntly, those two are incredibly shameless.

Even if I don't actively preach, it probably won't be long before the other party comes to me, asking how I comprehended the Hongmeng Purple Qi and understood the opportunity to attain enlightenment.

In the Wa Saint Palace...

Bai Chen has already moved here. To put it bluntly, even if it didn't want to move, Nuwa would still force it to come.

She needed to keep an eye on the cat to prevent it from going to hang out with Xuanming Houtu and being corrupted by those two witches.

"Nuwa, this great goddess wishes the front hall to be my Zu Fei Palace palace. I will guard the entrance to the main hall for you and protect you during your meditation."

Bai Chen stated his request to Nuwa: he wanted to requisition the front hall of the Wa Saint Palace.

Whether Nuwa was willing or not, Bai Chen didn't care.

Because the Great God Bai Chen was informing Nuwa, not seeking Nuwa's opinion.

Just like when Nuwa borrowed its Zu Fei Palace, Nuwa only informed it without asking for its opinion.

"???"

Nuwa was taken aback by what she heard. It wasn't that she disagreed with Bai Chen's request, but rather that something about what the cat said seemed very strange!

How strange! How strange!

Given this Bad Cat's usual temperament, I should ask myself if I should use the main hall as its cat bed!

This Bad Cat only wants the front hall, which is very inconsistent with its character!

Could it be that this cat, under the tutelage of Nuwa, has finally become sensible?

Some say that after the cat dismembered the corpse, it also dispelled the evil within it?

How strange! How strange!

Although Nuwa found it strange and puzzled, she eventually agreed to let Bai Chen use the front hall as a cat's den.

"Hey-hey!"

Bai Chen chuckled when he saw that Nuwa had agreed.

The main reason it chose the front hall of the Wa Saint Palace as its sacred site was that to see Nuwa in the main hall, one had to pass through the front hall— the Zu Fei Palace temple of the Great God Bai Chen.

From now on, the Great God Bai Chen can put up a sign with words on it and place a box outside his dojo.

At this moment, Bai Chen retrieved a pile of treasures from the Treasure Distribution Rock, ranging from Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure and Innate Spiritual Root to acquired spiritual treasures and Acquired Spiritual Root.

"Nuwa, where is the treasure vault of the Wa Saint Palace? This great goddess wants to put these treasures inside."

Bai Chen seemed to be asking about the location of Nuwa's treasure vault, as it wanted to store treasures there.

In reality, it was just baiting the spot, preparing to catch a big fish, and getting ready to "borrow" Nuwa's magical treasure in the future.

"Little White, why don't you keep these things on your own and put them in my treasure vault? Aren't you afraid I'll steal your treasures?"

Nuwa couldn't help but tease Bai Chen, saying, "To be honest, this Bad Cat is acting very strangely today."

Today, I completely failed to understand Bai Chen's inexplicable actions, and I have no idea what tricks this Bad Cat is playing.

"Nuwa, what are you saying!"

"Although we often argue, we've known each other for so long, how could I not trust you?"

Bai Chen's every word revolved around their friendship, all in an effort to dispel Nuwa's doubts.

Nuwa designated the rear hall as a treasure vault to store Bai Chen's treasures.

"Nuwa, the treasures inside this place are yours from now on. You can take them and use them as you please."

Bai Chen's words, though seemingly bold, were actually a suggestion to Nuwa to also put some treasures in, so that treasures could be shared between Nuwa and Nuwa in the future.

Nuwa realized that Bai Chen Bai Chen was referring to her, and out of trust in him, she still put some spiritual treasures into the treasure vault, including the demon-summoning Monster Summoning Gourd that nurtured the Monster Summoning Banner banner!

Yay!

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Bai Chen was overjoyed when he saw Nuwa put the Monster Summoning Gourd inside.

It felt it needed to find a time to Nuwa into letting Bai Ze and the other Ten Great Demon Sages also board the Monster Summoning Banner and become its Monster Summoning Banner!

Di Jun of the later generations: Nuwa, your trust in Bai Chen this time has really put me, the Heavenly Emperor, in a terrible predicament.

That day, the Evil Cat came to the Heavenly Court with Monster Summoning Banner.

They actually falsely accused me, the Heavenly Emperor of the Demon Clan, of colluding with the Witch Clan and betraying the Demon Clan.

This Evil Cat even used the Monster Summoning Banner to command the Ten Great Demon Sages and Kunpeng to lead billions of demons to chase it everywhere.

He, the Heavenly Emperor, was in an extremely sorry state!

"Nuwa, Kunpeng is, after all, Demon Master. It's somewhat inappropriate to make him a slave to the demon race."

"Moreover, everyone knows that you captured Kunpeng. What the demon race is doing to Kunpeng now will damage your reputation if word gets out."

"For the sake of your reputation, even if you don't release Kunpeng, you should at least improve Kunpeng's status among the demon race."

Bai Chen had promised to help Kunpeng improve his status among the demon race, and naturally he had to keep his word.

Nuwa pinched Bai Chen's fluffy, chubby cheeks and questioned him:

"Little White, what benefits did Kunpeng promise you?"

Given this Bad Cat's temperament, it's a miracle it hasn't caused trouble for Kunpeng.

Now that this Bad Cat is speaking well of the other party, it must have received a bribe from them.

"Nuwa, this is slander."

This great god swears that he absolutely did not receive any benefits from Kunpeng.

Bai Chen felt so wronged; she hadn't received any benefits whatsoever.

This Nuwa has wronged me, the Great God Bai Chen. If I weren't outmatched by Nuwa, I would definitely fight her to the death.

"Little White, who told you to ruin your cat's reputation and label yourself as a profit-driven person?"

Nuwa could tell from Bai Chen's subtle expression that she seemed to have wronged him.

But Nuwa felt that she couldn't be blamed for this; it was mainly because the cat's daily antics had exhausted her trust.

"Little White, you should honestly explain your intentions behind this, and then I can consider what you say."

Nuwa knew that even if Bai Chen didn't accept Kunpeng's benefits, he was definitely up to something.

"Actually, this great god just wanted to disgust and annoy the higher-ups of the demon race!"

Bai Chen laid his cards on the table, but then quickly added:

"Nuwa, of course, this great goddess is doing this for your reputation's sake!"

Bai Chen thought Nuwa had better obey, otherwise it wouldn't be him, the Great God Bai Chen, who would bear the blame, but Nuwa.

"Little White, what position do you suggest for Kunpeng?"

Nuwa agreed to Bai Chen's suggestion; there was no other way, everything was just as that scheming cat had predicted.

Now the Primordial World has spread Kunpeng Nuwa captured and enslaved Kunpeng.

If Kunpeng were to serve as a slave among the demon race, the outside world would only say that this saint is heartless, arbitrarily enslaving Innate Divine Beast and Innate Deity.

Although Nuwa agreed to elevate Kunpeng's status, she had not yet decided on where to place him.

"Nuwa, Kunpeng's cultivation is above the Ten Great Demon Sages, in no way weaker than that Sis-con Fuxi, and his origins are extremely remarkable."

"This great god suggests that Kunpeng be put in charge of helping Di Jun with his worries, managing the Ten Great Demon Sages, and becoming the uncrowned Demon Emperor."

The rest of their treatment was second only to the Demon Emperor, and even surpassed that of the Ten Great Demon Sages.

Bai Chen revealed everything he had planned long ago: Weren't the Ten Great Demon Sages originally the direct lackeys of those two three-legged crows?

Then I, Great God Bai Chen, will put a Kunpeng between them, turning their direct lineage into a distant one. I don't believe it won't disgust Di Jun to death.

"Um!"

"I will now issue Imperial Decree to the demon race."

Nuwa nodded, agreeing with Bai Chen's suggestion.

Nuwa thought Bai Chen's plan was brilliant. While the cat disgusted Di Jun, it also openly stripped Di Jun of his power.

It's important to know that Kunpeng was on the Monster Summoning Banner, meaning he was one of their own.

By elevating Kunpeng's status within the demon race, he can use Kunpeng to restrain Di Jun and Eastern Emperor Taiyi.

As for her elder brother Fuxi, Nuwa no longer counted on him; that guy was getting too close to Di Jun and Eastern Emperor Taiyi.

Those who know this will think that Fuxi is the Nuwa brother of Nuwa, while those who don't might mistake Fuxi for the elder brother of Di Jun or Eastern Emperor Taiyi.

Seeing that Nuwa was about to issue Imperial Decree to the demon race from afar, Bai Chen quickly interrupted her spellcasting:

"Nuwa, present the Imperial Decree to me, and I will personally go to the demon race to announce your Imperial Decree."

This is such an interesting matter that I, Great God Bai Chen to see the embarrassed expressions on the faces of those two three-legged crows Di Jun and Eastern Emperor Taiyi.

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