Cat Loans-Interested? (Continued)
If we don't go to welcome him, Bai Chen will definitely use this to punish us."
Bai Ze knows that Di Jun loves face, so asking him to go to South Heaven Gate to greet Bai Chen in advance is really hurting his face.
But in fact, if he hadn't gone to greet him and been accused of disrespecting a saint by Bai Chen, he would have been in big trouble.
Di Jun heard this and felt that Bai Ze's words made some sense.
After all, he has fought against Bai Chen so many times, and he also knows the cat's temperament. The cat likes to make small things big.
Bai Chen: Are you qualified to fight against this master? Hasn't this master been abusing you?
"Xi Huang, you shouldn't have come back so early!"
Di Jun felt that Fuxi had harmed himself by coming back to deliver information, and he had to go to the door to greet Bai Chen.
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Facing Di Jun's accountability, Fuxi had a bunch of question marks over his head.
I came back first to inform Di Jun them, how could it still be my fault?
Because of Bai Ze's advice, even though Di Jun was extremely unhappy, in order to avoid Bai Chen finding an excuse to attack, he could only go to South Heaven Gate to greet Bai Chen.
Di Jun and his gang waited at South Heaven Gate for a long time, but did not see Bai Chen arrive.
In the blink of an eye, thousands of years passed.
Di Jun has been waiting for South Heaven Gate for a thousand years, not to mention not seeing the shadow of Bai Chen's cat, not even a single cat hair.
When Di Jun thought that he and his people had stood guard at South Heaven Gate for thousands of years, he turned his attention to Fuxi and said:
"Xi Huang, didn't you say that Bai Chen was coming? We have been waiting for a thousand years, why is there no sign of Bai Chen?"
Although it was Bai Ze who suggested that Di Jun come to South Heaven Gate to welcome Bai Chen, Di Jun also knew that Bai Ze only made the arrangement based on the news from Fuxi.
Therefore, if Di Jun is to be held accountable, he can only be held accountable to Fuxi, who provided the information.
Fuxi saw that he was under suspicion and quickly explained:
"Heavenly Emperor, Bai Chen really requested my sister Nuwa to come to Heavenly Court."
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To be honest, Fuxi is very popular. Do you really think you want to welcome Bai Chen here?
If I hadn't accompanied Di Jun and the others, I would have gone back to my own Xi Huang Palace.
To put it bluntly, it's okay even if I don't come to greet Bai Chen.
I am different from Di Jun and the others because I am the elder brother of Nuwa.
Di Jun They were afraid that if they didn't welcome Bai Chen, the cat would accuse them of disrespecting the saint's messenger, and Nuwa would blame them.
But I am not afraid, because this crime is of no use to me.
"Heavenly Emperor, Pindao is going back to practice. If you don't want to welcome Bai Chen, or you don't believe in Pindao, you can go back to practice."
After Fuxi figured it out, he left South Heaven Gate with just one sentence.
I have stood here with Di Jun and the others for a thousand years and been the door god for a thousand years, which is enough loyalty.
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Di Jun watched Fuxi leave angrily and was speechless. Didn't he just ask the other party why he was so embarrassed about him?
"Bai Ze, do you think Bai Chen will come?"
Di Jun no longer wants to be a doorkeeper, and also wants to leave like Fuxi.
But just in case, he still asked Bai Ze, the military advisor, for his opinion first.
"Heavenly Emperor, Bai Chen will come, but it will come late on purpose!"
"It had already expected that we would greet it at South Heaven Gate in order to avoid being troubled by it, so it agreed that it would come a little later and wanted to dry us out here."
Bai Ze is worthy of being the military advisor of the demon clan, he has already analyzed everything.
At the same time, he felt that it was also unethical for Bai Chen to play such a little trick and deliberately leave one of his own here as a doorkeeper.
"Bai Ze, then do we want to go back?"
After Di Jun understood what Bai Ze meant, he asked again.
At the same time, Di Jun hated Bai Chen even more.
Heavenly Emperor, a dignified demon clan, led his people to stand as door gods at South Heaven Gate to welcome Bai Chen.
As a result, this Evil Cat actually played such a trick on himself. It's really abominable, damn it!
"Heavenly Emperor, wait!"
"After all, it is very likely that Bai Chen will come and charge us with it as soon as we leave."
Bai Ze actually doesn't want to be a doorkeeper here at South Heaven Gate, but he is more afraid of Bai Chen's attack.
After all, Evil Cat can make trouble out of nothing when he has no reason, let alone let Evil Cat find a reason.
"Bai Ze, what you mean is that Bai Chen may have already arrived, or he may be peeping here not far away."
Di Jun also heard the hidden meaning in the other party's words through Bai Ze's words.
"Yeah!"
Bai Ze didn't say much, just nodded.
Di Jun clenched his fists when he heard this.
Is this how Evil Cat plays?
Good, good!
After I attain enlightenment and become a saint, I will first take off the skin of Evil Cat.
In the blink of an eye, no one knows how much time has passed.
Kunpeng, five cat-legged people, came to South Heaven Gate.
"Heavenly Emperor, what are you doing here?"
Kunpeng looked at the Di Jun brothers, Bai Ze and the other six Demon Saints working as doorkeepers, and asked while suppressing a smile.
"Kunpeng, you know exactly what we are doing here."
Faced with Kunpeng's strange aura, Di Jun directly fought back.
These five bastards dare to watch your joke. It's best not to let yourself take the opportunity, otherwise you will definitely kill these five bastards.
"Heavenly Emperor, are you here to greet Bai Chen Vice Cult Leader?"
"What are you doing here so early?"
"Didn't Xi Huang tell you that Bai Chen Vice Cult Leader won't be able to arrive until recently?"
Kunpeng mocked the eight Di Jun in a strange way. At the end of the conversation, he did not forget to play up the relationship between Fuxi and Di Jun.
In fact, the five of them, Kunpeng, came here because they received a message from Bai Chen, notifying them that they were here to ridicule Di Jun and the others.
Di Jun wanted to quarrel with Kunpeng, but because of Bai Ze's voice transmission, Di Jun stopped talking.
Bai Chen, who was in the dark, saw that there was no melon to eat, so he appeared.
"Seen Bai Chen Vice Cult Leader!"
Because Bai Chen came to Heavenly Court on the orders of Nuwa, Di Jun and the others, even if they felt unhappy, could only salute Bai Chen like the other five bastards of Kunpeng.
"No gift!"
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After Bai Chen signaled everyone to refrain from courtesy, he immediately revealed his vicious triangular eyes and stared at Di Jun's group:
"Dead Bird Di Jun, I don't like others to be formalistic. The behavior of the eight of you makes me very unhappy."
"The eight of you have time to spend time here to welcome this great god. Why can't you use this time to practice and govern the demon clan?"
Bai Chen came up and scolded the eight Di Jun. Do you really think that the eight of them are here to be the door gods and greet you?
Sorry, I Great God Bai Chen am not the kind of god who talks about formalism!
Fuck!
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Di Jun and the eight people suddenly looked extremely embarrassed. In order not to be given an excuse by this cat, the eight of them specially came here to welcome Bai Chen and have been the door gods for who knows how many years.
All the other eight of them had put themselves down and were so cowardly, but the cat just scolded all eight of them when he came!
If you don't welcome me, you will be punished by the cat. If you come to welcome me, you will be scolded.
Why not just force this cat to death eight times?
"If the eight of you are as diligent as this great master and make good use of every moment to practice, your cultivation will not stand still."
Bai Chen continued to mock the eight Di Jun, thinking that when Great God Bai Chen was in the middle stage of Quasi-Saint, they were at this level of cultivation.
Now that I, Great God Bai Chen, are all in the late stages of Quasi-Saint, they still have the same level of cultivation, which shows how lazy these eight guys are.
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Bai Chen's words made Di Jun's eight mouth corners twitch in embarrassment.
Di Jun wants to know, how can Bai Chen have the nerve to say that he is diligent and let himself learn from it?
This cat is famous for its laziness in Primordial World.
This cat spends most of the day sleeping or cooking. This cat has nothing to do with diligence.