Primordial World: I Started by Staging a Bump into Nuwa!
"Bad Cat, you've tied up a married woman for my brother!"
Speaking of this, Nuwa was even angrier. If Bai Chen had found a postnatal being for Fuxi, Nuwa wouldn't have been this angry.
But Bai Chen still found Fuxi a married woman, Xihe, who wasn't even a virtuous wife and loving mother.
According to what this cat said before, whoever marries Xihe is doomed.
"Nuwa, this great deity must correct you on that statement."
It was clearly Xihe who actively sought to connect with that Marriage Red Thread; it has nothing to do with me, the Great God Bai Chen."
Bai Chen remembered that when he was flying a kite, Xihe suddenly ran over and snatched his kite, which is how the Marriage Red Thread was tied to the kite.
"Nuwa, in short, I was just following your instructions, but things didn't go as planned."
"Therefore, I, the Great God, do not need to bear much responsibility for this matter; the main responsibility lies with you, Nuwa."
Bai Chen summarized the situation and then pinned the blame on Nuwa.
After shifting the blame, Bai Chen felt refreshed.
Even if I said it myself, it's possible that the Great God Bai Chen did these things for no reason. It turns out that it was Nuwa who instructed him!
"Bad Cat, all you do is make excuses! Now you're even trying to shift the blame onto me! You're really despicable!"
Bai Chen's shameless attempt to shift blame finally enraged Nuwa.
Enraged, Nuwa immediately prepared to discipline Bai Chen with family law—a spanking!
She held Bai Chen with one arm around his waist, and slapped Bai Chen's chubby buttocks with the other.
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
"..."
Every time Nuwa's hand landed on Bai Chen's buttocks, it made a crisp 'smack' sound!
Bai Chen, who was being spanked, began to struggle frantically. Although the spanking didn't hurt much, it was incredibly humiliating for a cat.
But Nuwa was determined to teach Bai Chen a lesson today. How could a mere Quasi-Saint like Bai Chen possibly break free from the confinement of Nuwa, a saint?
Just as Nuwa was spanking Bai Chen's bottom, she suddenly stopped.
The auspicious signs of a sage's journey appearing again in the Heavenly Court undoubtedly indicate that another sage has Heavenly Court.
Nuwa wanted to know which idle sage had come to the Heavenly Court.
Space shattered, and Houtu burst forth from the underworld.
Because of Bai Chen's help, Houtu did not merge with the Underworld, and therefore was able to travel throughout the Primordial World.
Houtu receiving Xuanming's plea for help, Houtu realized that Bai Chen had gone too far this time, so she immediately rushed from the underworld to rescue the cat.
"Houtu, Nuwa is spanking me! Please save me!"
Seeing that his savior had arrived, Bai Chen quickly cried for help.
"Fellow Daoist Nuwa, Little White is just a bit mischievous. There's no need to hit it. Just let it go!"
Because of Bai Chen's plea for help, Houtu spoke up directly, telling Nuwa to release the person.
No, it's letting the cat out!
This is no big deal!
Bai Chen was just a little mischievous, did Nuwa really need to punish the cat?
"Houtu, you make it sound so easy. This Bad Cat messed with my brother this time, not yours."
Nuwa mocked Houtu, saying that it was easy for her to talk when she was just sitting there.
Moreover, although he spanked Bai Chen's buttocks, he controlled the force of his spanking.
Otherwise, with her divine power Nuwa, she would have annihilated Bai Chen with a single slap.
How could this cat still have the strength to struggle after taking so many hits?
"Nuwa, you're talking nonsense. This great goddess was clearly doing as you requested, but there was just a slight mishap."
"You're spanking this great master now? That's like killing the cat after it's done its work!"
Bai Chen began to loudly refute, acting as if he had been tricked and set up by Nuwa.
"Smack!"
After Nuwa slapped Bai Chen's bottom, she scolded him:
"Bad Cat, you did something bad and you want me to take the blame for it."
Nuwa now sees through Bai Chen. If this cat weighs ten pounds, then nine and a half pounds of that weight is rebellious.
The cat could have simply apologized and promised not to do anything bad again, wouldn't that have been enough?
What did that Bad Cat do?
This cat not only refused to admit its mistake, but also shifted the blame onto itself.
Houtu, seeing Bai Chen being spanked by Nuwa again, was furious and scolded him:
"Nuwa, didn't you hear me tell you to release Little White?"
If I hadn't come before, Nuwa could have just spanked Bai Chen.
Now that I'm here, I'll ask them to release the cat.
But the other party even spanked Bai Chen's butt right in front of him, which was disrespectful to Hou Tu, the Houtu Earthly Dao Spokesperson!
"That's not right!"
"Houtu, I raised that Bad Cat, not you!"
Nuwa suddenly discovered something very important: Bai Chen had always been raised by her.
But Houtu's words made it sound like the cat belonged to her, Houtu.
"Meow!"
"Nuwa, I've always been the one who finds food and feeds myself. When did I become someone you're supporting?"
Nuwa's words displeased Bai Chen, as if she were implying that he, the Great God Bai Chen, was a kept man.
Is Great God Bai Chen, a freeloader?
Obviously not!
Upon hearing Bai Chen's words, Houtu burst out laughing and sneered at Nuwa:
"Nuwa, did you hear what Little White said?"
Nuwa's face was extremely ugly. Sure enough, this Bad Cat was full of rebellious tendencies.
"Houtu, you want me to release this cat, right?"
"Then I'll release the cat, but you'd better not regret it!"
Before releasing Bai Chen, Nuwa first lifted the restrictions on all living beings Heavenly Court Heavenly Court, allowing them to return to normal.
After the demon clan leaders present recovered, they were greatly surprised to Houtu suddenly appear there.
"We have met the Empress Houtu!"
After realizing what was happening, many high-ranking members of the demon race quickly bowed and paid their respects.
Even if Houtu is an enemy sage, a sage is still a sage. It is a grave sin not to pay respects to a sage. What if you are accidentally killed by the other party?
Everyone else bowed to Houtu, but only Di Jun, Eastern Emperor Taiyi, Fuxi, Xihe, four stubborn individuals, did so.
"Presumptuous!"
Houtu, seeing that Di Jun and the other three had not bowed, roared angrily:
"Do you really think that just because Nuwa is here, you can protect them?"
"If Dao Ancestor Hongjun were here, I might give him some face."
The wrath of Houtu, the Earthly Dao Spokesperson, transformed into overwhelming power, causing the heavens to collapse and the Heavenly Court to split.
Nuwa was furious. She knew that Houtu's words, though seemingly addressed to Di Jun and Eastern Emperor Taiyi, were actually meant for her.
This shaman was using this as a warning to Di Jun and the others.
However, at this moment, Nuwa had to admit one thing: by releasing the power of Houtu, she could confirm that the opponent's strength was indeed above her own.
"Heavenly Emperor, please pay your respects!"
Bai Ze gestured for the four simpletons to quickly bow and not to do anything reckless at this crucial moment.
Houtu isn't a demon saint, but an enemy saint. If she finds an excuse, she can rightfully crush you all.
"Greetings, Empress Houtu!"
Left with no other choice, Di Jun and the other three could only bow and pay their respects.
After bowing and paying his respects, Di Jun pointed at Bai Chen, who was being held by Nuwa, and shouted:
"Bai Chen, it's you who's behind all this, plotting against us."
Di Jun, having learned from Nuwa's earlier act of retrieving the Marriage Red Thread, had probably guessed the truth.
They would say that Xihe and Fuxi would not have done such a thing for no reason; it turned out that Bai Chen, the mastermind, was behind everything.
After Di Jun sued Bai Chen, Fuxi, who was gradually returning to normal, also began to sue Bai Chen.
"Sister, Bai Chen used such despicable means to scheme against his brother, making me ashamed to stand in the Primordial World. I beg you, sister, to do me justice!"
When Fuxi thought about what he had done with Xihe, he wanted to slap himself.
Fuxi, Innate Deity, the demon Xi Huang, and the elder brother of the sage Nuwa, actually committed the beastly act of disrespecting his friend's wife.
How can I face Di Jun now?
If word gets out about this, how will I ever survive in this Primordial World again?