Primordial World: I Started by Staging a Bump into Nuwa!

Take Xihe Fuxi, for example. She couldn't get over the fact that Fuxi wanted to poison her.

At this moment, Bai Chen turned his gaze to Fuxi and said:

"Damn you, you fiend! Even though I, the great god, have tied Marriage Red Thread around your head."

But don't you think about it? You're the elder brother of a saint, yet you're a lackey of Di Jun and Eastern Emperor Taiyi.

Under normal circumstances, which of the great female gods of the Primordial World era would even look at you?

"In other words, under normal circumstances, without a naturally powerful female deity, no one would be willing to be your Daoist partner."

Nuwa expressed her support after Bai Chen said this.

Not long ago, in order to find a Daoist partner for Fuxi, she secretly summoned many primordial female deities.

However, those female Innate Great God all expressed their unwillingness to become Daoist partners with Fuxi.

Several reasons, similar to what Bai Chen mentioned about breaking up.

Upon hearing this, Fuxi's face darkened. He, the dignified Xi Huang of the Fuxi race, was actually being disliked by those Innate Great God female deities.

"Pfft!"

Hou Tu, who was just watching the Houtu, burst out laughing.

Since no one there could beat him, what was wrong with him laughing?

The other onlookers also wanted to laugh, but because Nuwa was there, they could only hold back.

"Fuxi, it's not bad that you and Xihe, the Lord of Taiyin, are bound by Marriage Red Thread."

"Moreover, Xihe has excellent fertility. If you Xihe really get together, and she gives birth to ten children for you, that would be extremely good!"

Bai Chen continued to make startling remarks, especially the one about "good pregnancy prospects," which made the onlookers unable to contain themselves any longer.

However, they couldn't refute Bai Chen, because what Bai Chen said was true; Xihe really was pregnant!

"Puff!"

Bai Chen's merciless mockery was too much for Fuxi to bear, and he spat out a mouthful of blood.

Nuwa glared fiercely at Bai Chen, her eyes seeming to say:

Bad Cat, is this your reason for tying the Marriage Red Thread between my brother Fuxi and Xihe?

Xihe's pregnancy is indeed promising, but the ten sons she gave birth to before were ten monstrous creatures!

Bai Chen then turned his gaze to Xihe and said:

"Xihe, this great god has a slight suspicion that you knew the other end of the Marriage Red Thread I tied for Fuxi was on a kite, and deliberately went up there to cause trouble."

"It's all to curry favor with the sage and become Nuwa's sister-in-law."

"After all, the Three-legged Golden Crow clan has become Sinful Race, losing its ability to reproduce. It's normal that you've set your sights on Fuxi in order to perpetuate your bloodline."

Bai Chen's words immediately labeled Xihe as a scheming woman.

"Bai Chen, don't talk nonsense, you're framing me and ruining my reputation."

Xihe retorted sharply, "I'm clearly the victim, why is this cat continuing to wrongly accuse me!"

"You're being wronged?"

Bai Chen sneered and questioned sharply:

"Xihe, then explain yourself. You're bound to Di Jun and Fuxi by the Marriage Red Thread, so why did you choose Fuxi and help Fuxi poison Di Jun?"

Little Xihe dares to accuse the Great God Bai Chen.

If I don't show my power, you'll really think I'm a pushover!

Faced with Bai Chen's persistent questioning, Xihe was momentarily at a loss for words.

Even she herself didn't know why she chose Fuxi over Di Jun and Fuxi, who were both bound by the Marriage Red Thread.

Houtu, who was just watching the Houtu, saw Bai Chen easily turn the tables and leave the three victims Di Jun, Xihe, and Fuxi, speechless and completely outmatched.

She had to admit that the cat's ability to argue was still consistently strong, as formidable as ever.

The three victims, Di Jun, Xihe, and Fuxi, were at a loss for what to do.

At this moment, Bai Chen turned his gaze to Di Jun and said:

"Dead Bird Di Jun, I did go a bit too far this time. I've prepared a gift for you as compensation."

Bai Chen's words shocked everyone present.

Everyone present felt that Bai Chen's words were very strange. This cat was a notorious miser in the Primordial World, and now the cat was offering to compensate Di Jun. This was very odd!

Bai Chen pulled out a hat he had prepared beforehand and said to Di Jun:

"Dead bird, this is an imperial crown that I, the great god, personally crafted for you!"

Previously, when Bai Chen and Xuanming were watching the show in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, they were bored and used spiritual herbs to weave a hat for Di Jun.

"Why is it green?"

Di Jun noticed that Bai Chen had taken out a green hat and felt something was wrong.

"Green and healthy represent life."

Bai Chen casually explained that it thought the green hat was very nice and suited Di Jun well.

Bai Chen felt that no one present was more suited to this color than Di Jun.

After all, the divine light above Di Jun's head was dazzlingly green, shooting straight up to the thirty-sixth heaven.

"Dead bird, come here quickly, I, the great god, will personally put it on you!"

Bai Chen couldn't wait to put this green hat on Di Jun's head and crown him.

Of course, if the other party doesn't bring it, it's disrespectful to the Great God Bai Chen.

If you don't give face to the Great God Bai Chen, don't blame me for not giving him face in return.

Sensing something was wrong, Di Jun hesitated to make a move.

This displeased Bai Chen, who immediately climbed onto Houtu's shoulder, tugged at the black hair by her ear, and gestured for the shaman to speak.

"Di Jun, now that Little White has apologized to you, are you unwilling to let this matter go?"

"If you are unwilling to give up, I will now calculate your crime of disrespecting the sage."

Houtu realized that Bai Chen wanted to humiliate Di Jun, but she still cooperated and spoke up.

Anyway, if the cat wants to humiliate Di Jun, it has little to do with me.

Now that Houtu has threatened and warned, Nuwa, the sage of the demon race, remains silent, Di Jun has no choice but to become a ninja turtle.

Di Jun stepped forward reluctantly, and Bai Chen, holding the hat, flew to his side.

"Di Jun, today I, the Great God, crown you as the number one cuckold king of the Primordial World!"

After Bai Chen placed the green hat on Di Jun's head, he glanced at Di Jun, Fuxi, Xihe, and said earnestly:

"If the three of you can live a good life, that's better than anything else!"

Bai Chen considered himself quite magnanimous. Although Di Jun, Fuxi, Xihe Xi He, those three ungrateful wretches, complained about him, he Great God Bai Chen, didn't hold it against them and only hoped that they could live their lives well.

"Pfft~"

Upon hearing Bai Chen's words, Houtu burst into laughter again.

Houtu never expected Bai Chen to mock Di Jun like that. Sure enough, this cat's ability to insult people has never disappointed her.

The rest of the onlookers felt extremely uncomfortable.

They wanted to laugh but dared not; this feeling of suppressing laughter was truly agonizing.

"In that case, let's handle this matter as it is."

Houtu directly made the decision, and then planned to take Bai Chen back to the Underworld.

Nuwa Houtu wanted to take her cat away, so before Houtu left, she quickly spoke up:

"Little White, come here, come back to the Wa Saint Palace with me."

Nuwa felt that Houtu, that villain, had now finished dealing with the matter and was no longer of any value, so it was time to take her cat back.

Houtu frowned upon hearing this. Nuwa not only made her the villain, but now she wanted to betray her. This was really going too far!

"Nuwa, I am the Lord of the Beast Path, and I must return to the underworld to get back to work."

Bai Chen righteously refused Nuwa. It wasn't stupid; if it went back to the Wa Saint Palace with Nuwa, it would definitely be punished by her.

Although Nuwa wouldn't punish herself too severely, at most she would spank the Great God Bai Chen's buttocks.

But Nuwa would definitely lecture him, and her lecturing was more annoying than chanting scriptures.

So I'll go to Houtu's temple; it'll be more comfortable for me to sleep there. I'll wait until Nuwa's anger has completely subsided before going back.

Nuwa frowned upon hearing this. If she didn't know Bai Chen, she would have actually believed the cat's words.

This Bad Cat is avoiding me because it's afraid I'll spank it.

Houtu Bai Chen didn't want to go back with Nuwa, Houtu immediately gave Nuwa a provocative look, her eyes seeming to say:

Nuwa, you're thinking of kicking me while I'm down, but this cat doesn't support you!

Bai Chen's rebellious nature and Houtu's provocative gaze ignited Nuwa's fury.

She stared intently at Bai Chen, secretly sending a telepathic message to the cat:

"Bad Cat, if you don't come back to the Wa Saint Palace with me, you can forget about all the treasures in your dojo. I'll confiscate them all."

Nuwa remembered that Bai Chen's ancestral palace contained many treasures, such as an orchard composed of innate spiritual roots.

Faced with Nuwa's threat, Bai Chen onto Nuwa's head and tugged at Nuwa hair, saying:

"Nuwa, you've threatened me! You're despicable! I'm severing all ties with you!"

Seeing Bai Chen being mischievous again, Nuwa simply ripped him off her head and held him in her hand.

Seeing Houtu, Houtu realized that Bai Chen wouldn't be going to the Underworld with her today, so she immediately broke through the void and disappeared.