Chapter 132
[Ereshkigal: "Waaaaah, stop talking!"]
[Nero: "Hmm, this is just to my liking! Keep going, keep going!"]
Romulus: "They are Rome too."
Caesar: "?"
Caesar: "If they are also Rome, then is there any need for Rome to exist?"
Romulus: "Shallow-mindedness"
Nero: "Hmm, hmm, this is their most glorious moment as Rome! Don't you understand?!"
Nero: "I must make them officially join Rome!"
[Zabinya: "?"]
[Caesar: "Alas, Rome, it is truly doomed."]
Chapter 0077 [Fuyuki City Legend Points +1]
In front of Fuyuki Bridge.
Rin Tohsaka glanced at Shirou Emiya, then her gaze couldn't help but drift downwards.
She quickly closed her eyes, her ears turning red, and with a look of shame and indignation, she took off her coat, crumpled it into a ball, and threw it at Shirou Emiya.
"Holy crap..."
Shirou Emiya was hit in the face by the red coat, and instinctively swore before abruptly shutting his mouth.
Sigh, I learned all of this from Kazuma Satou and Hachiman Hikigaya.
"Come here! Cover up your... thing!"
The voice of Rin Tohsaka came through the phone.
"?!"
All eyes were on the two of them.
"Emiya -kun?"
Kohei Imamura and Iori Kitahara slowly turned around, their faces filled with a terrifying shadow:
"What's your relationship with that twin-tailed young lady?"
Shirou Emiya held his coat in one hand and used the other to wipe the cold sweat from his forehead.
"What relationship? I've never had any dealings with Tohsaka."
"Um?"
Kohei Imamura Iori Kitahara looked at him with suspicion.
Hachiman Hikigaya also approached with ill intent, licked his Replica Holy Sword, and said like a typical lowly assassin:
"My little knife... is very sharp, you know."
"It's really nothing!"
Shirou Emiya hurriedly tried to explain himself in a panic, otherwise he didn't know what these gods were going to do to him:
"Tohsaka... she's one of the most beautiful girls in our school, but I really don't have much interaction with her."
Iori Kitahara nodded:
"It doesn't feel like a lie."
Kohei Imamura frowned, sensing that something was amiss.
"Okay, never mind, you go ahead. Remember to come back after Kazuma clears the way for us."
Shirou Emiya nodded, preparing to use the coat given to him by Rin Tohsaka to tie his lower body.
"No."
Iori Kitahara and Kohei Imamura quickly grabbed his wrists.
Shirou Emiya typed a question mark:
"?"
Iori Kitahara shook her head, uttering a famous saying like a philosopher:
"Once you take it off, you can never put it back on."
Kohei Imamura tossed his hair back:
"That's right."
"She is my..."
Shirou Emiya was too embarrassed to reveal that Rin Tohsaka was his crush, and glanced at the people around Rin Tohsaka:
"She's surrounded by my classmates... I can't face them like this!"
He broke free from their grasp and gestured with his hands from head to toe to show his naked body.
"Nonono..."
Iori Kitahara slowly shook her head, extending her finger and waving it as she said:
"It's too poor and weak, why can't it be?"
"Shirou, you must understand,"
Hachiman Hikigaya stepped out from beside Shirou Emiya, turned his head, and said seriously:
"You represent not just yourself, but all of us. We are doing this to save our comrades. If we give up halfway, we will all be doomed."
"Isn't it all over now?!"
Shirou Emiya couldn't hold back and blurted out what was on his mind.
Kohei Imamura blinked and began to earnestly deceive:
"Shirou, now... is the time for you to show your manliness."
Shirou Emiya turned around, his amber eyes fixed on him, giving him an expression that said, "Do you really think I'm stupid?"
"You need to think about what is the greatest attraction a man can have for a woman?"
Shirou Emiya listened to Kohei Imamura's patient and earnest tone, he gradually became engrossed in the conversation and began to think deeply.
"Is it... telepathy?"
No, no, no.
Kohei Imamura closed his eyes, striking a pose befitting a dating guru despite having zero dating experience:
"It's the attraction of the physical body."
"You show your most authentic self, and she invites you over. What does that mean?"
"This means... she feels very close to you."
Kohei Imamura almost burst out laughing as he spoke, then quickly lowered his head and pursed his lips. When he looked up, he realized...
Shirou Emiya actually listened and was seriously thinking about it, his head down and chin in his hand!
[Archer: "You little devil, I'll shoot you dead with one arrow!"]
[Archer: "You're so easily fooled, did you even read Xiaohuang's books for nothing?"]
[Cú Chulainn: "I couldn't hold it in"]
[Shinji Matou: "How did you know Shirou Emiya was reading Kogoro's book?"]
[Archer: "It was all given to me by you, you idiot!"]
Shinji Matou: "Huh? How... do you even know that?"
[Ittou Ryuudou: "Alas, I made a bad choice in making friends, a truly bad choice!"]
[Taiga Fujimura: "Shirou... is too easily fooled."]
[Junko Enoshima: "Actually, it's not his fault, hahaha, people like Kohei Imamura are pretty good at manipulating people."]
[Hajime Hinata: "Everyone's a master con artist, that's quite a life. Sigh, I wish I could be that talented."]
[Chiaki Nanami: "Don't worry, you can definitely do it! Hinata, you just haven't found something that suits you yet."]
"..."
Shirou Emiya believed what these people said, grabbed his coat, and ran towards Rin Tohsaka.
A commotion broke out in the crowd.
"What... what are you doing?!"
[Rin Tohsaka] spoke in a flustered manner:
"Didn't I tell you to button your clothes up?"
Hahahaha!
Shirou Emiya heard laughter coming from behind him.
He turned around and saw the group of people laughing and rolling on the ground. He instantly realized that he had been tricked.
Shirou Emiya took a deep breath and gave those beasts the middle finger.
"Hey, I'm asking you a question!"
Rin Tohsaka continued speaking:
Why are you hanging out with this group of amazing Magecraft?
Shirou Emiya handed over his coat, unsure how to explain.
She didn't understand why Rin Tohsaka was so familiar with her.
Just then, a voice rang out beside me.
"We are performing a mysterious ritual."
Kazuma Satou returned, looking melancholy and sad.
Everyone's attention was drawn to him.
He slowly walked to Lin Zhen's medical stretcher, smoothed out the wrinkles around the blue medical blanket, and sobbed a few times in great sorrow.
"Waaah, our comrade has met with misfortune. We did all this to save him, including Shirou."
Hachiman Hikigaya quickly took the lead, crouching down beside the stretcher, his head bowed to hide the corners of his mouth that had been turned up in a smile, and burst into tears:
"Waaaaah... Professor, you're so pitiful!"
The others quickly started crying as well.
Rin Tohsaka blinked, looking at the figure covered with a blue medical blanket on the stretcher.
Could it be that Shirou Emiya is continuing some kind of preliminary work for Magecraft ritual with this group of mysterious Magecraft?
It is said that Eastern Magecraft involves folk rituals, or "rituals," which are believed to greatly enhance the effects of Magecraft.
"This is a custom from my hometown."
Kazuma Satou continued, explaining that it wasn't that he wanted to play a prank, but rather that the entire Fuyuki Bridge ahead was completely blocked.
He intended to fearlessly clear a path, but after advancing only a few dozen meters, the group of NPCs lost their fear of him.
A group of people even squeezed over... wanting to take a photo with him.
Those perverts, they all insisted on filming his little holy sword!
Kazuma Satou gave Shido Itsuka a wink.
Shido Itsuka was glanced at by Kazuma Satou, and instantly understood. He quickly opened the Team Chat and started coordinating.
"Well, in my hometown there's something called..."
"A virgin body can be used to exorcise evil spirits."
Laios cooperated perfectly, slapping his palm and exclaiming in realization: