An Evil Dragon, Please Call Me the Peach Blossom Emperor

After a long and arduous morning, upon hearing the evil dragon say that this would be the end of the morning, the young dragon threw her hoe into the cornfield, shouted "Yay!" happily, and dashed off to Turtle and Er Gouzi to show off her new life skills.

Lance grinned, put the hoe down, and went to cook.

Considering the dragon cub's work this morning, plus two roasted animal legs, the dragon cub's performance in its first attempt at farming was quite good.

At noon, the young dragon wolfed down two roasted animal legs and two bowls of rice. After resting for half an hour, it got up and went to wash the pots, pans, and plates.

After washing the pots, pans, and plates and arranging them neatly, I skipped and hopped back to Longwo when I suddenly remembered that I couldn't go to work in the fields that afternoon because of heatstroke.

Just moments ago she was full of energy, but in an instant she turned into a weak young dragon who was walking unsteadily and could collapse at any moment.

The evil dragon didn't stay in his den. Instead, he squatted under a big tree in the yard, leaning against it, holding a thermos, and admiring the Peach Blossom Forest he had planted.

The peach blossoms are in full bloom, and the vast Peach Blossom Forest is like a paradise.

Before entering the hospital, the young dragon made a point of holding onto the wall. After entering, it simply walked by holding onto the wall, so weak that it had to rely on external objects to walk.

This disguise is perfect.

Are you seeing things?

She seemed to see Flower Elf flying around in the Peach Blossom Forest. One little Flower Elf seemed to be frightened by her and flew into the peach blossoms, burying herself in the petals.

I'm not seeing things, there really are fairies appearing in the Peach Blossom Forest forest.

Why didn't she notice it yesterday?

I thought there were no other creatures on the island besides the dragon, her, the dog, and the turtle, but I didn't expect there to be elves as well.

Supporting itself against the wall, the young dragon approached the dragon and slowly slid down. No longer able to see the spirits in the Peach Blossom Forest grove, the young dragon slowly rose again, leaning against the ginkgo tree.

"There seem to be elves in the Peach Blossom Forest grove."

"Yes, every year when the peach blossoms are in full bloom, these little guys will show up on time. Some of the Peach Blossom Wine you drink is made by them."

"Aren't they afraid of you?"

"At first, I often scared the elves into fainting. But as we spent more and more time together, these elves learned that I would not hurt them, so they were no longer afraid of me."

Sometimes they would fly to me with a cup of Peach Blossom Wine, offering it to me. This only happened when I was in human form. In my black dragon form, even if I suppressed my dragon might, the inherent pressure of my dragon body still kept them from approaching me.

There are hammocks in the Peach Blossom Forest. It would be very pleasant to take a nap there at this time of year. You can shrink down and go inside to experience it later.

While you're asleep, some of the bolder little creatures might quietly fly onto your head and whisper secrets on your head, eyelids, belly, and even your dragon claws.

"Hammock? Where is it? I can't see it."

The young dragon stretched its neck and looked around, but couldn't see anything, not even a hammock.

"Go inside and look, there are quite a few hammocks."

"Oh, so you're going to take a nap in the Peach Blossom Forest grove today?"

"I have this idea."

"Then I'll give it a try."

The young dragon became interested. But wait, she hadn't told the evil dragon about her heatstroke yet. She didn't want to wake up from her afternoon nap and go hoeing the fields with a water bottle and a straw hat.

Hoeing is really not fun at all.

"I'm not feeling well. After eating, I felt dizzy, weak, and a little nauseous. Lance, I think I have heatstroke. I'm afraid I won't be able to learn farming with you this afternoon."

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Heatstroke?

Lance subconsciously looked up at the Sky Dome. The sun wasn't too scorching this morning, and he was wearing a straw hat. It might be a little hot, but not enough to cause heatstroke.

Meanwhile, when the dragon cub was having lunch, he had a good appetite. He finished off two roasted beast legs in no time and then ate a bowl of rice.

If you have heatstroke, your appetite won't be so good.

The little guy just doesn't want to do farm work.

That won't do.

Learning to farm is good for the dragon cubs.

You don't have to use this life skill, but you must know it.

"It's not a big problem. Just drink a bowl of Agastache Zhengqi Liquid, and the symptoms you mentioned will disappear quickly. It won't interfere with our work this afternoon."

ha--

The dragon's solution was indeed to force-feed her the potion; she had anticipated this.

"I'm afraid that won't work. I can't stand any strange smells right now. I should feel better after resting for an afternoon. How about I learn to hoe the ground with you again tomorrow?"

"Can't stand strange smells?"

The young dragon nodded weakly. The medicine concocted by the evil dragon had a slightly strange smell, so it would not drink the medicine and would recover slowly by resting.

"It's okay, there's another way to relieve your heatstroke symptoms."

"What method?"

Lance grinned and took out a gleaming silver needle from the Diamond Cutter: "Use this silver needle to prick your brow, chin, and the base of your dragon claw nails a few times, and the symptoms you described will disappear quickly."

!!

Seeing the silver needles that were over two meters long, the young dragon turned and ran. How painful would it be to be stabbed with such long needles?! She didn't want to get needled.

After running a couple of steps, the young dragon struggled to stay in place, the tip of her tail being stepped on by the evil dragon.

"It's okay, it won't hurt. We'll give you a few acupuncture needles to draw some blood, and you'll be fine soon."

"Don't prick me, don't prick me! I'm all better now! All the symptoms of heatstroke have disappeared. I must have been scared away by your silver needles."

I'm feeling fantastic right now, and I can even continue working in the fields with you this afternoon.

"Really all better?"

"That's great!"

"I'm not comfortable with this, maybe I should get an injection."

"That's great, that's great! I'm not lying to you! I'd be a dog if I said that!"

The wicked dragon didn't believe her lies at all and even deliberately scared her with a needle.

That's terrible.

Why does the future emperor of the Farolyn Empire have to learn farming? Waaah! Farming is too hard. When she returns to the Farolyn Empire and becomes the emperor, she'll try to see if she can reduce agricultural taxes.

Hoeing alone is hard work; the subsequent sowing, weeding, fertilizing, and harvesting are no easier than hoeing.

"I'm not trying to scare you. If you have heatstroke, using a needle to prick your eyebrows, chin, and nail roots can indeed relieve the symptoms. Huoxiang Zhengqi Water can also treat heatstroke symptoms."

You've reminded me that summer is almost here. After we finish hoeing the fields and rest for a few days, I'll prepare some Huoxiang Zhengqi Water (a traditional Chinese medicine), and we can take it to the human world to sell and earn some money.

Farming is tiring and hard work, but no matter how hard or tiring it is, you have to learn to farm. Mastering this life skill will benefit you in the future.

Lance lifted his foot, and the young dragon pulled back its tail, letting out a muffled "oh".

Since even the evil dragon said so, she probably really needs to learn that skill.

Stop being cunning and lazy, and learn how to farm properly from the evil dragon.

Learn it sooner, and you'll be free sooner.

"Then I'll go to the Peach Blossom Forest for a nap. Call me when you're hoeing the fields this afternoon."

"Okay, go ahead."

The young dragon drank a bottle of potion that shrunk its body, left the courtyard, and trotted off to the peach orchard.

The Peach Blossom Forest was quite large, and it took her a while to find what appeared to be the hammock from the dragon's mouth.

A piece of cloth with ropes at both ends.

This must be a hammock.

Sleeping on a cloth? That's interesting.

The baby dragon flipped onto the hammock.

The baby dragon lost its footing when it fell from the hammock, and the hammock tipped over. Several little fairies in pink floral dresses saw this and covered their mouths to chuckle.

On Black Dragon Lord's island, there seems to be a new member—a somewhat clumsy little amethyst dragon.

The elves in the Peach Blossom Forest soon learned of this news, and some of the bolder elves tried to communicate with the young dragon.

The young dragon responded with a smile, and even had the adorable elves in the Peach Blossom Forest call her "Your Little Dragon Highness".

"Your Little Dragon Highness, we're going to take a nap now. We'll come find you to play again when we wake up."

Do you take a lunch break too?

"A long, long time ago, our ancestors did not have the habit of taking a midday nap. Later, I don't know if it was influenced by Black Dragon Lord, but we gradually developed the habit of taking a midday nap."

After lunch, I feel like taking a nap; otherwise, I'm listless all afternoon.

I see.

Speaking of which, Er Gouzi and Gui Gui seem to have the habit of taking a nap.

She hadn't before, but now, after lunch, she really wanted to take a nice little nap. She was perfectly fine before the evil dragon brought her to Black Dragon Island.

After being brought to Black Dragon Island by the evil dragon, he will eventually learn what he should not know and what he shouldn't know.

No: For example, makeup.

When she was Imperial Daughter in the capital, Eva would do her makeup; she could only draw her eyebrows herself.

Now she probably doesn't even know how to draw her eyebrows anymore.

"I need to take a nap too. I still have to hoe the fields this afternoon."

"See you tonight."

See you tonight.

The little elves in the Peach Blossom Forest found their favorite petals, lay down inside them, covered themselves with a petal, closed their eyes, and began their afternoon nap.

The young dragon was extremely envious; she also wanted to become an elf and sleep in the flower petals.

Do your best!

After weeding the cornfield, ask the dragon if she can be turned into a little elf, then fly to the Peach Blossom Forest forest and play with the Flower Elf.

Cover yourself with a blanket.

The weather in April is still a bit chilly.

The baby dragon fell asleep and was dreaming.

She dreamt that she transformed into a little amethyst dragon and captured all the little fairies in the Peach Blossom Forest forest.

She also established a Peach Blossom Empire, and became Peach Blossom Empire first emperor.

In her dreams, the little fairies openly call her "Your Peach Blossom Your Majesty".

Behind her back, they called her "Peach Blossom Tyrant".

She ordered the Great General [Elf Er Gouzi] to lead troops to suppress the elves who opposed her rule.

Let Turtle Prime Minister [Elf Turtle Turtle] implement the laws she has established.

Under her rule, the Peach Blossom Empire flourished.

Until one day, an evil black dragon suddenly descended and slapped her awake, saying, "Were you dreaming?"

"Huh? I... I don't remember."

"I heard you shouting 'General Er Gouzi, listen to my command!' and ' Turtle Prime Minister, listen to my command!' to suppress something and promote something. You even took a nap in the Peach Blossom Forest and had a sweet dream?"

"Please call me the Peach Blossom Emperor."

"Peach Blossom Emperor, it's time to get up and hoe the fields."

Lance punched the young dragon lightly, then got up and walked towards the cornfield. Seeing this, the young dragon lay in the hammock for a while to clear its head before getting up. Before it could adjust, it fell off the hammock and tumbled to the ground.

Are you drooling? After you finish hoeing the ground, take this hammock away and clean it.

That wretched dragon! Couldn't you just let her finish this beautiful dream before making her hoe the ground?

I gained some experience this morning.

While hoeing the ground in the afternoon, the young dragon gradually mastered the knack, and since the hoe was custom-made for her by the evil dragon, it was very easy for her to use.

Swing the hoe, pull it back, and knock.

The dragon designated a plot of land for her, an area she needed to hoe that afternoon.

After she finishes clearing this area, she can go play.

We can't just do it half-heartedly; we have to do it properly.

The young dragon is now full of energy; it wants to finish its work quickly so it can go play sooner.

Heave-ho heave-ho heave-ho—

At five o'clock in the afternoon, she finished clearing the area designated by the dragon, and the dragon allowed her to move freely.

She likes dragons that keep their word.

He washed the mud off his body in the sea and then rinsed his dragon body with cool water on the island.

The baby dragon began cleaning the hammock it used for its midday nap.

After finishing his work, Youlong went to play with Er Gouzi and Guigui.

Before going to bed that night, the young dragon took out the diary the evil dragon had given her and wrote in it:

On April 6th, 3456 of the Black Dragon Calendar, I learned how to hoe the ground, and I even had a sweet dream during my afternoon nap.

In my dream, I fought my way to build an empire called the Peach Blossom Empire, and I was Peach Blossom Empire founding emperor.

Hehe (#^.^#).

April 7th, sunny.

To hoe the ground with the dragon.

April 8th, sunny.

To hoe the ground with the dragon.

April 10th, sunny.

After we finished hoeing the cornfield in the morning, when we went to hoe other fields in the afternoon, the dragon said we didn't need to hoe anymore. He told the turtle to drag a plow and plow it back and forth a few times, and the field was plowed up. How annoying! She's already learned how to hoe! In the end, the dragon brought out a plow that was even better and more efficient than a hoe.

If she had brought this out earlier, why would she have bothered learning to hoe the land? It doesn't seem right to think that simply putting the plowing tools around her neck and walking around a few times would plow a field properly. Isn't that treating herself like an ox or a horse? She's Imperial Princess; how can she be treated like a plowing animal?

I feel like I've been tricked by the evil dragon.

April 13th, sunny.

The land on Black Dragon Island has been plowed, and the dragon said that it would be ready to plant the seeds in a few days.

In the afternoon, I went to the orchard and learned from the evil dragon how to graft and prune fruit tree branches.

I also cleaned up the orchard.

April 15th, sunny.

Today, I followed the dragon to pick tea leaves. While picking, I used too much force and accidentally uprooted a small bunch of tea bushes, which broke the dragon's heart.

The dragon said that the tea would be available for sale in a few days.

Because he was busy with farm work, the evil dragon hadn't left Black Dragon Island for almost half a month. When Saint Blue contacted him, he said he was busy and would be back in a few days.

The Lightning Dragon Eileen contacted the evil dragon, but the evil dragon refused to speak to Ellina.

It doesn't even have the idea of communicating with a female dragon; the evil dragon may truly be destined to live a lonely and lonely life.

Should we let the dragon experience what it's like to retire early?

After all, she couldn't outlive the dragon.

The dragon has raised her for almost a year. If he doesn't get to experience what it's like to be retired, he might dig her out of her Black Dragon Island Black Dragon Island for almost half a month now. Why hasn't Squid Girl come to visit the dragon? What's she doing in the deep sea? "Lance, why hasn't Squid Girl come to the island to play with you lately?"

"I don't know. If you miss her, I'll have Whale Girl take you to the sea where Squid Girl lives."

The young dragon shook its head frantically.

No, no, she doesn't feel safe with the Whale Girl.

"A couple at the pinnacle of love has appeared, Dragon Cub, would you like to witness their undying love?"