I, The Primordial Era's Ultimate Prodigal, Squandered Billions in Merit
Chapter 33

Hehe, Uncle's Skin is Thick and Tough

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"Nuwa, you certainly have a remarkable skill. With just a wave of your hand, you can summon such a grand celestial phenomenon!"

Nuwa simply chuckled softly.

"This is all thanks to my son. Without him, I wouldn't have been able to refine this Monster-Recruiting Banner!"

Di Jun's brows furrowed slightly.

"The Monster-Recruiting Banner? I wonder what its marvelous uses are?"

Di Jun naturally wanted to test if Nuwa's Monster-Recruiting Banner was truly as magical as it was said to be.

Nuwa smiled charmingly.

"Since fellow Daoist Di Jun has put it that way, there's no harm in trying!"

However, at this moment, Nuwa herself didn't quite know how to use the Monster-Recruiting Banner, so she had to ask Shen Hongfei.

"Son, how do I use this thing?!"

"Gather your spirit in the Purple Mansion, transcend the material world, condense the Heavenly Yuan, and let your energy surge through the heavens!"

Nuwa murmured softly, "Gather your spirit in the Purple Mansion, transcend the material world, condense the Heavenly Yuan, and let your energy surge through the heavens!"

Almost instantly, a primordial energy of this realm, gathered from all directions, converged into one.

A divine aura filled Nuwa's entire being.

At this moment, Nuwa was adorned in seven-colored radiance, a breathtaking and soul-captivating sight. With a mere wave of her delicate hand.

A vast and majestic energy spread across the land. In an instant, all beings among the mountains and rivers that were part of the demon race felt a tremor in their hearts and minds.

Throughout the heavens and earth, all demon beasts seemed to sense the pressure emanating from their very bloodlines. They prostrated themselves on the ground, daring not to move.

Even Di Jun, upon feeling that immense power, felt his legs go weak. He tried his best to resist with his supreme demonic power, but after only a moment, he knelt on the ground.

The seven-colored auspicious light surrounding Nuwa was dazzling, making it impossible to look directly at her.

Nuwa's heart was already a tempest of emotions. While she knew the Monster-Recruiting Banner was a supreme treasure of the heavens and earth, she never expected it to affect someone like Di Jun.

Beside her, Kunpeng, although he felt the pressure in his bloodline, did not fall to the ground. He was nowhere near as disheveled as Di Jun.

"Uncle Di Jun, why are you performing such a grand bow? How can Mother bear such a gesture?"

Three black lines appeared on Di Jun's forehead. He thought to himself, "What is going on with me? Don't you understand? Kunpeng is also a demon, and his strength isn't even as great as mine, yet he's completely fine. Only I am making a fool of myself here..."

A million wild horses were stampeding through Di Jun's mind, but he dared not speak his mind. After all, Nuwa held the Monster-Recruiting Banner, and he genuinely feared it.

Upon seeing this, Fuxi couldn't help but glance at Nuwa's belly. He mused, "Good kid, you certainly aren't letting my sister be at a disadvantage!"

Di Jun stood up.

"I was just feeling a bit tired earlier. However, Nuwa's artifact refining talent is unparalleled throughout the Four Seas and Eight Desolations!"

Just then, a vast and powerful aura enveloped the land. Following that, a man with three eyes, a bear's body, a dragon's tail, and a pair of wings that blotted out the sun appeared, shining brilliantly.

"Hahaha, I heard that Nuwa has refined a supreme treasure of our demon race. Taiyi has come to offer his congratulations!"

"Eastern Emperor, I heard that Nuwa has refined a supreme treasure, so I specifically came from the Western Mountains to offer my felicitations!"

Throughout the Four Seas and Eight Desolations, congratulations echoed from the mountains.

However, most of these were from the demon race. Clearly, the previous surge of power had indeed struck fear into these demons.

Nuwa returned their greetings one by one.

"Thank you all, fellow Daoists. The successful refinement of this supreme treasure is all thanks to my son!"

Instantly, all the powerful beings turned their attention to Nuwa's slightly bulging belly.

"As expected of offspring born from the bloodlines of the Ancestral Dragon and Nuwa. Even before being born, they already possess such extraordinary potential. I am certain they will resonate throughout the Four Seas and Eight Desolations in the future!" Taiyi proclaimed loudly.

Di Jun, though feeling a degree of unwillingness in his heart, had to admit that this unborn child was indeed terrifying. With this child around, Nuwa would likely always have an advantage over him within the demon race.

After offering their congratulations, these guests did not linger and departed one after another.

Once everyone had dispersed, Nuwa heard Shen Hongfei softly say.

"Mother, the incantation I just taught you is merely for controlling the Monster-Recruiting Banner to summon demons. In reality, the banner has many other marvelous uses. I will teach them to you one by one!"

Nuwa's heart was once again stirred by a wave of astonishment.

"What? This Monster-Recruiting Banner has uses even more powerful than that?"

"Of course!"

"The Monster-Recruiting Banner can command all demons; this is just the first use. The second is that it is a spatial-temporal artifact. The third is that if it is perfected, it can create its own realm! As the saying goes, 'One shake commands myriad demons, two shakes extinguish the heavens and earth, three shakes replaces the Heavenly Dao!'"

Nuwa's heart was filled with surprise.

"Does the Monster-Recruiting Banner truly possess such wondrous capabilities?"

"Naturally. It's just a pity that your current cultivation is insufficient. The first shake should be manageable, but the second shake might require some effort. As for the third shake, the time is not yet right!"

"Hahaha, you truly are my son, undeniably remarkable!"

Fuxi on the side also let out a snort of disdain.

"You talk a good game, but I doubt this Monster-Recruiting Banner is as powerful as this little guy claims!"

Shen Hongfei chuckled.

Fuxi's heart suddenly tightened.

As the saying goes, if your nephew smiles, your fate as an uncle is uncertain.

"If Uncle doesn't believe me, why not try it with Mother? What do you say to giving the Monster-Recruiting Banner a second shake?"

Fuxi was now in a position where he couldn't back down and had to agree.

"Fine! If you want to try, we'll try!"

Nuwa's eyes held a fair bit of worry.

"Brother, this Monster-Recruiting Banner is incredibly powerful. I'm just afraid..."

Fuxi waved his hand dismissively. "Your brother isn't made of porcelain, ready to shatter at a touch. Today, I'm going to test if this Monster-Recruiting Banner is truly as formidable as this little guy claims!"

Fuxi gathered a surge of Primordial Era energy before him.

Nuwa first gently shook the Monster-Recruiting Banner, then silently recited an incantation.

The Monster-Recruiting Banner flew straight into the air, growing with the wind. In the blink of an eye, it had reached a height of ten thousand feet. In just a moment, it heavily smashed down towards Fuxi.

In that split second, Fuxi felt the world spin around him. He felt as if he had been hit by nine Ancestral Dragons simultaneously.

"Holy crap..."

The next second, Fuxi fell heavily to the ground and passed out cold.

Nuwa's eyes held a fair bit of worry.

"Is your Uncle alright?"

Shen Hongfei waved his small hand. "He's fine, he's fine. My uncle is tough as leather; he'll wake up in an hour or so!"

And at this very moment, a rosy glow spread from the distance. A wisp of ethereal smoke rose into the sky. Within this aura, an immortal fairy arrived, treading on the clouds.

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