Raising pigs
He wanted to explain, but thinking about what had happened from the beginning until now, he suddenly fell silent.
How should I put it?
If it were him, he would also think the other person was a pervert!
Not only did Xu Yi think he was a pervert, but even the Livestream Viewers realized it.
It's confirmed, this guy is a pervert, still the same old freak, still the same unreliable Xu Chu.
"Xu Yi, Xu Yi, you're usually so eloquent, why are you so silent now that it's time?"
"Someone has a whole set of theories and can mock Livestream Viewers with ease, but when it comes to their own, they're completely clueless?"
"I thought it was a blessing from God, and seeing that he was treated like a pervert, I felt relieved!"
"Xu Yi, I've already recorded your screen. Starting tomorrow, you're officially back to being Xu Chu. If you don't want to be dissected, transfer ten million to me immediately!"
"Damn, the upstairs neighbor is asking for such a high price, I'll take half!"
Xu Yi's setback filled the Livestream Room with a joyful atmosphere.
Serves you right!
Xu Yi served as the "rectification envoy" for half a month, and the veteran Livestream Viewers had long been fed up with him.
An abstract-minded streamer, instead of focusing on his abstract career, has gone off to do something more substantial. While that's fine, isn't he abandoning his old friends?
My own decline is certainly frustrating, but my friend's progress is even more worrying!
Abstraction is the path Xu Chu should take!
Xu Yi stood in the Villa's courtyard, caught in a dilemma.
Just wait and see. He's not a doctor; what if he makes a mistake while examining someone?
Let's go. If this misunderstanding can't be cleared up, the reputation of him as a pervert will be cemented.
The more Xu Yi thought about it, the more he wanted to lie down.
Never mind.
Do whatever you want.
He gave up.
The door opened, and a female student came out holding a rope.
Xu Yi's eyes widened.
Oh ho, there's someone even more perverted than myself?
Young people are really having a blast. He just asked to take a shower, but this is like putting a dog on a leash in public.
Could it be that Du Rufeng also likes this style?
"Girls, you guys are having so much fun..."
"Master, what are you saying? What's so exciting? My dear is tied up, is that strange?"
The schoolgirl tugged at the rope, urging the big, chubby guy behind her to walk faster.
The big, chubby white pig walked into the light. It was a pet pig weighing over 500 pounds.
It had big, round eyes like copper bells, and was panting heavily. It was a pure Big White Pig with no markings whatsoever.
That's right.
The Big White Pig that should be in the pigsty.
"Honey, the darling you're talking about, is this the guy?"
"Beautiful lady, you called a vet for a check-up in the middle of the night, and waited outside for ages, just for a pet doctor?"
"I know rich people have strange tastes, and I know some people do like raising pigs, but shouldn't they be raising miniature pigs? When did they start raising big, fat pigs?"
"Six hundred and sixty-six. Putting everything else aside, this pig is really well-raised! Such plump, white meat; it makes my mouth water!"
"Host, I really like this one. Could you please ask for her contact information and if she takes on apprentices? I'd like to pay her some tuition and become her apprentice!"
"Pig trotters are 20 yuan a pound now, this pig is quite valuable!"
"Never mind how much this pig is worth, I just want to know how it usually goes to the toilet?"
The Livestream Viewers are all seasoned veterans; they've seen it all before, but this is something they've never seen before.
No matter how old a man is, he always has a curious heart!
In the presence of a true master, an apprentice is always humble.
Seeing the screen full of academic discussions in the Livestream Room, Xu Yi was completely moved.
Look at the atmosphere in this Livestream Room, who dares to say they're doing something abstract?
These are all excellent candidates for pig farming!
As Xu Yi was thinking, he felt the big, white, chubby creature nudged its legs and grunt, as if ordering him to get some feed.
Still eating?
I weigh several hundred pounds already, can I lose some weight?
The Xiao Mei was pulling on the rope, clearly exhausted.
"Honey, lie down quickly and let the doctor check you out. Look how thin you've gotten!"
"My brother said that Grandpa will be back in a few days. You can't let anything happen to you, otherwise how am I supposed to explain it to Grandpa?"
Upon hearing this, Xu Yi was speechless again.
Uncle?
Could it be Du Rufeng's uncle?
So, Du Rufeng didn't go to bars or pick up girls in the middle of the night, but secretly came to the suburbs just to see this pig?
Isn't that nonsense?
"Girl, isn't this darling yours?"
"Of course not! Why are you asking this? You don't mean to buy it, do you? I'm warning you, don't even think about taking my darling. Even though it's my precious possession, I've always treated it like a baby. I wouldn't sell it for any amount of money!"
The female student said aggrievedly, staring at Xu Yi, her eyes filled with distrust.
Does this veterinarian even know how to treat patients?
"Are you going to see a doctor or not? If you don't, I'm going to file a complaint against you!"
The schoolgirl is angry!
She knew that societal prejudices were prevalent, and that there was an innate bias against keeping pet pigs; otherwise, she wouldn't have moved to this remote suburb to raise pigs.
My brother doesn't understand me, my family doesn't understand me, and now even the veterinarian doesn't understand me.
What's wrong with raising pigs?
They're all pets, they're all living beings. Who says a pet dog is superior to a pet pig?
"Waaaaah, Grandpa, when are you coming back? Someone's bullying me!"
The schoolgirl cried.
The Big White Pig seemed to want to comfort the schoolgirl and started circling around her.
What a wonderful relationship! You truly are my darling!
Without genuine affection, who could raise such a fat Big White Pig?
Xu Yi was moved and decided to make an exception.
Although he had a conflict with Du Rufeng, he didn't have a conflict with his pet pig.
System lottery.
Start with a 10-pull gacha.
"Congratulations, host! You have selected One Hundred Cases of Domestic Pig Farming Problems!"
"Congratulations, host! You've won One Hundred Pig-Farming Tips for Getting Rich!"
"Congratulations, host! You have selected One Hundred Family Farming Case Studies!"
The system rewards brought tears to Xu Yi's eyes.
Finally!
Finally, it's not garbage anymore!
My last dozen or so 10-pulls have yielded mostly junk rewards, but thankfully they came in handy at crucial moments and didn't let me down.
But why do I feel like crying the more I listen?
System, could you possibly offer something more useful?
No, please stop giving out pig farming experience!
"Girl, your pet pig looks quite lively and cute, not sick at all. Is it really necessary to get it checked out?"
With the help of the system's experience, Xu Yi immediately transformed into Domestic Pig -raising expert.
Wait a minute, this pig looks plump and healthy, there's nothing wrong with it at all.
The little girl looked up, her eyes brimming with tears, and hugged the Big White Pig.
"Master, he's really sick. My darling can usually eat 20 jin (10 kg) in one meal, but now he can only eat 15 jin (7.5 kg). And today I prepared his favorite Lobster, but he didn't touch it at all!"
"If you say this isn't an illness, then what is it?"
The Xiao Mei looked at Xu Yi eagerly, as if she wanted his approval.
????
It's not that it's sick, it's that we're sick.
Poverty is a disease!
Is this even human language?
Does a pig eat 20 pounds of seafood a day, including Lobster?