They Threw Poop at Me

The Livestream Viewers were eating their Pinhaofan put down their chopsticks and unleashed a string of profanities, simultaneously giving Xu Yi a large amount of Emotion Points.

But the schoolgirl's monstrous behavior didn't end there.

I don't eat Lobster, but I do eat crab?

Do you eat sea cucumber?

Do you eat deep-sea fish?

One by one, precious ingredients were served, bringing tears to the Livestream Viewers, who also drooled at the same time.

"Enough, enough! Even pigs eat better than me, what's the point of going to this lousy job?"

"Waaaaah, I've never even seen or heard of it, let alone eaten it!"

The Big White Pig sat amidst the pile of seafood, looking listless and dispirited. It would occasionally look up at Xu Yi and let out pleading grunts.

"I'm so tired of eating seafood every day. Do you want to eat it for me?"

For some reason, Xu Yi actually understood the Big White Pig's thoughts.

"..."

Xu Yi could have easily enjoyed a seafood feast, but for some reason, he couldn't feel happy.

That pig, look at his eyes, they're so green!

"Honey, are you terminally ill? You can't die! If you do, I'll never forgive you!"

Seeing that the Big White Pig still wouldn't eat, the schoolgirl was completely desperate and sweating profusely with anxiety.

"You're just a pig. Even if you get sick, the old man won't blame you, right? You can't be considered lower in status than a pig, can you?"

Xu Yi comforted the female student, telling her not to be too anxious.

How did you know?

"Its status is higher than mine!"

"Otherwise, do you think I can afford to live in a big Villa and eat Lobster feasts?"

"It's all thanks to my darling!"

"Now you know how important he is to me, right?"

The student said anxiously, tears welling in her eyes, her voice trembling with worry.

[Negative emotions +100]

"???"

Xu Yi couldn't understand.

"???"

The Livestream Viewers were shocked.

[Shock Points +1 +1 +1 +1]

So, the owner of this house isn't a schoolgirl, but this Big White Pig?

This lavish seafood feast came straight from someone else's Big White Pig account, and you, Xiao Mei, are the one getting a free meal and a bargain?

No.

Is your Du Family out of their minds?

Why is that old man being so nice to a pig?

While he may enjoy and even experiment with abstract concepts, this level of abstraction is excessive.

While this level of abstraction isn't quite as high as that of ghosts, it's still quite far removed from human understanding!

"Girl, are you kidding me? You're a human being, after all. Even if you're not the best, you're still better off than a pig, right?"

"You're not lying? I don't believe it! What's your favorite movie? What's your favorite song? I refuse to believe I can't find something about you that's better than a pig!"

Xu Yi's worldview was shaken, and he decided to temporarily put aside abstract concepts and return to normalcy!

"Favorite songs and movies?"

The student's eyes lit up; she became interested and enthusiastically pulled out her treasured movie!

My favorite movie is Bureau 749!

The student's words silenced Xu Yi completely.

"My favorite song is 'Throwing Poop,' haven't heard it? No problem, I'll sing it for you!"

They threw white balls at me, so I just stir-fried some cabbage!

They threw fear at me, I used that fear as courage to make fried rice!

They Throwing Poop at me, so I made egg tarts out of it!

"Oh↑Oh→Oh↓Oh←"

They were pointing at me...

The student girl sang with increasing passion, making it harder and harder for Xu Yi to break down, and the Livestream Viewers went completely crazy.

"Stop cursing, I admit it, this girl really doesn't have the same status as a pig."

"With so many movies to choose from, why did you have to like Bureau 749? You're hopeless!"

"Throwing Poop, what poop, sheep poop~"

Seeing his Livestream Viewers going crazy, Xu Yi was speechless.

No wonder there were no big spenders in his Livestream Room. It turns out the responsibility wasn't his, but rather because his Livestream Viewers were too abstract, scaring away all the big spenders!

What the hell!

They're all mute when it comes to picking up girls, but all they do is claim to be masters of abstract art?

"Master, why are you silent? Isn't my taste excellent?"

The student girl has finished her singing performance and hopes to receive feedback from Xu Yi.

Xu Yi chuckled and raised half of his middle finger!

"Let's not talk about that, let's talk about the illness."

Xu Yi changed the subject.

While the singing was going on, the Big White Pig started grunting again and rolled around all over, as if its condition had worsened.

Upon seeing this, the female student turned pale.

"Doctor, please examine him! No matter the cost, if you cure my dear, I'll give you a big red envelope!"

Xiao Mei spoke, she used both hands simultaneously to pry open a large lobster, eating it while crying.

Eat more, eat more.

If my dear can't be cured, this will be the last meal.

Chew, chew, chew!

In less than half a minute, the Xiao Mei finished a large lobster, and seemed a little unsatisfied.

"Are they afraid they won't have enough to eat for the rest of their lives?"

Xu Yi's lips twitched as he watched, and recalling his caution before entering the hospital, he wished he could slap himself.

Are assassins plotting a scheme late at night?

You're overthinking it!

After dealing with female students for so long, he's finally realized it was all a false alarm.

The schoolgirl wasn't an assassin, nor was she a gigolo; she seemed more like a professional pig farmer.

That really hurts, bro.

Instead of letting such a beautiful girl do some enjoyable aerobic activities in the Villa, they're using her to raise pigs?

Du Rufeng is sick, but his uncle is even more sick.

"Stop eating!"

"Let me give your darling a checkup!"

Xu Yi said, putting on gloves, and began inspecting the pig's snout.

While we may complain, we must not let our guard down.

The Du Family is a wealthy family, after all. For them to hide a pig in their mansion in the suburbs and have someone take care of it is definitely suspicious.

"How are you? Is my darling alright?"

The female student looked worried.

The Big White Pig stared wide-eyed at Xu Yi, a glint of light seemingly in its eyes.

"Honey, don't worry, everything will be fine after the doctor's examination!"

Hmph hmph hmph.

Whoosh whoosh whoosh.

The Big White Pig trembled twice, then suddenly shivered.

At the same time, Xu Yi actually saw ecstasy in the eyes of a pig.

"Could this pig have taken a liking to me?"

Xu Yi felt a chill run down his spine, took two steps back in disgust, and felt as if the sky had fallen.

Am I not clean?

"Master, why did you take off your gloves? Check them quickly, are you afraid..."

Xu Yi shook his head frantically, even intending to turn and run away.

"This isn't about the money!"

"What's wrong? Don't you know how to treat it? Do you think my 'darling' has a terminal illness?"

"Waaaaah, you absolutely can't die! If you die, how can I live this good life!"

The schoolgirl burst into tears, eating as she cried, seemingly trying to have one last crazy meal and get her money's worth.

Why do I feel a little hot?

The Xiao Mei was sweating as she ate and even wanted to take off her coat.

Seeing this, the Livestream Viewers were immediately excited.

"It was worth waiting all this time for the live stream; I knew there would be perks!"

"Damn it! I didn't know being Veterinarian had these advantages. I've decided, I'm going to become Veterinarian after graduating from university!"

Count me in!

"Hey bro, don't forget me if anything good happens!"

Seeing the student girl's face getting increasingly red, the Livestream Viewers instantly went wild.