Taiyi's Primordial Anime Paradise Gensokyo Masterpiece, Laozi Establishes the Humanity Sect
What?
Can daydreams be made so detailed and realistic?
Is this really just a daydream?
Or is the so-called "Spirit Ape" mentioned by this younger brother truly a unique and mysterious place?
Dijun was stunned.
After hearing this, his eyes widened, his mouth gaped open, and his face was filled with shock.
The love that Taiyi just mentioned—not to mention its realization, even just thinking about it—is something Dijun wouldn't dare to do.
However, according to my brother, in this ridiculous world of anime and manga, one can experience all sorts of things.
Dijun was moved.
What kind of magical experience is it to become Sage?
With three thousand beauties in the imperial harem, and emperors and generals accompanying them on their left and right?
To build an imperial empire, conquering the south and the north, and subjugating all who dared to disobey.
Dijun was immediately intrigued, but hesitated and asked, "Brother, does this so-called Thorn Ape really exist?"
"It naturally exists, but it doesn't exist in our Primordial Wilderness yet."
"However, give me some time, and sooner or later I can bring the Thorn Ape down to the Primordial Wilderness!"
"To become the paradise of all Primordial Wilderness spirits and Gensokyo."
Taiyi nodded, and then, inspired by his elder brother Dijun's words, he made a quick calculation, and his eyes grew brighter and brighter.
He couldn't help but wonder to himself: If I were to transport the virtual world of the Ape to the Primordial Continent, I wonder what kind of change would occur?
The virtual world of the Primordial Wilderness ape can consume the boundless energy and nearly endless time of the primordial spirits, eliminating this hidden governance problem for the Primordial World, and at the same time allowing them to drive the Primordial World to ascend and expand.
At that time, in the virtual world of Ape, as long as the virtual simulator I create is realistic enough, close to the Dao, and perfect in its laws, it may not be impossible for the Primordial Wilderness spirits to experience a truly real virtual simulator!
At that time, perhaps a massive amount of Great Dao Merit and Heavenly Dao Merit will continuously gather together?
Moreover, this is a hen that can lay golden eggs of good fortune, and can continue to produce good fortune.
Furthermore, these Primordial Wilderness spirits, having received my virtual human services, indirectly owe me a debt of gratitude.
Also, if you want to enjoy my services, you have to do something special, right?
Otherwise, how could you possibly get something for free?
Of course, Taiyi also has ways to deal with this kind of stingy miser.
What kind of whiteboard interface is this?
What VIP service?
What kind of customized equipment is this?
What green diamond or yellow diamond?
What kind of super membership is this?
Get them all out!
Taiyi refused to believe that these idle and bored Primordial Wilderness spirits could withstand his relentless barrage of attacks.
Even if he can tolerate it, what about the people around him?
If someone like Taiyi is someone who lives a stable, secluded life as a homebody, with no social circle and no need for friends, then that's a different story.
But even a lifelong shut-in like this must have some emotional needs, right?
Brother, how about Saint Nuwa?
What?
You said you don't like women?
How about the Lord of the Primordial Wilderness package?
Don't like fighting for supremacy?
Want a super cool, awesome, custom-made humanoid?
That solves the problem!
With thousands upon thousands of sets available, there's bound to be one that suits you!
Taiyi wants to trap this group of Primordial Wilderness spirit monkeys, he must use some ruthless methods.
Fortunately, after the information explosion of later generations, and having fully experienced the glorious era of the Assassin Ape, Taiyi had enough confidence and assurance to make all these Primordial Wilderness spirits fall for his trap.
Perhaps, before long, the top powers of the Three Pure Ones will discover that, without realizing it, the entire Primordial Wilderness has become a bunch of lazy, homebound otaku!
You can enjoy paradise-like comforts without leaving home, and do whatever you want!
Upon thinking about this, Taiyi was so excited he couldn't express it.
For Taiyi, doing this kind of thing felt just like going home; it was very familiar.
After all, when it comes to being a shut-in, Taiyi has never been inferior to anyone.
In the entire Primordial Wilderness, Taiyi the number one homebody, who dares to disagree?
Hongjun Daozu came, he would have to give Taiyi thumbs up: Although I, Hongjun, only possessed the body of an eel to achieve Dao and am not human, you are a real dog!
Perhaps one day, when Hongjun Daozu reappears in the world, a Sky-Covering Net will emerge behind Taiyi, encompassing all the beings of the Primordial Heavenly Dao, and he will look at the astonished Hongjun Daozu with a smile, and say:
Dao Ancestor, times have changed.
As he spoke, he pulled out a Karma Gun and shot Hongjun Daozu dead.
Just thinking about it makes Taiyi incredibly excited.
Moreover, what about the day when it is actually realized?
That was absolutely the pinnacle of human ecstasy!
Wow, I feel like I've reached orgasm.
Taiyi a man of action. He immediately said goodbye to his elder brother Dijun and went back into the Sun Palace. He stayed put and worked hard to create a Anime Virtual Heaven Net that could cover the entire Primordial World, turning his ideas into reality.
Just as Taiyi was excitedly going to realize his dream of a Primordial Anime Paradise Gensokyo, the Primordial Wilderness land was once again shaken as Laozi became a saint.
In the Primordial Wilderness east, in the territory of the Kunlun Mountain.
This day was destined to be anything but peaceful.
At this moment, all the Primordial Wilderness spirits could feel the Heavenly Dao Laws trembling incessantly, the Great Dao resonating in unison, and a feeling of joy rising between heaven and earth, which all the spirits could feel.
At the same time, in the eastern part of the Primordial Continent, a vast, magnificent, and boundless divine might slowly rose.
Laozi emerged from the Kunlun Mountain, stood in the void, and stepped on a Yin-Yang Dao Diagram.
With the Heaven and Earth Exquisite Pagoda atop his head and a Coiling Dragon Staff in his hand, he was adorned with divine treasures.
He proclaimed loudly in all directions. "I am one of the Pangu Three Pure Ones, the Taiqing Taoist!"
"Today, we hereby establish a religion, the Humanity Sect, to protect the destiny of the Human Race and to guide the human Human Race. The Leader of the Human Sect."
"I, Taiqing, use the Innate Supreme Treasure Taiji Diagram and the Heaven and Heaven and Earth Exquisite Pagoda to suppress the Human Race's fortune, and the Coiled Dragon Crutch as my Treasure of Attaining Dao. I hope Heavenly Dao will bear witness."
"Establish the Humanity Sect!"
In an instant, Heavenly Dao sensed it.
A boundless, majestic, and immense golden cloud descended, landing on Laozi's head.
The aura emanating from Laozi also rose steadily with the help of this Heavenly Dao Merit's virtue.
In the blink of an eye, he broke through from the late stage of Quasi-Sage to the Quasi-Sage Peak, and finally Great Perfection of Quasi-Sage.
At the same time, a All Heavens Celebration Cloud appeared above Laozi's head, and three figures of Laozi Tzu sat upright on it.
It is precisely Laozi Tzu's concept of the Three Corpses: the Good Corpse, the Evil Corpse, and the Obsessive Corpse.
Under the impetus of this massive power of the Heavenly Dao Merit, Laozi is attempting to completely merge the Three Corpse Gods and Three Corpses Severance!
At that time, Laozi Tzu was secretly trying to prove the Tao through virtue.
In other words, Laozi wanted to Three Corpses Severance, proving the Dao through virtue, and proving the Dao through two methods!
Unfortunately, Laozi, with his lofty ambitions and insatiable greed, never realized that the gifts fate bestowed upon him already came with a hidden price.
Lao Tzu's idea of using two methods to prove the Laozi is pure wishful thinking.