Soul Land Chat Group: Bibi Dong Gets Ganged Up On from the Start
Chapter 1202

Butts on fire!

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Douluo Dalu 2.

Map of Mountains and Rivers li.

When a group of people heard what Xiao Wu said, their faces froze.

Now listening to Xiao Wu say this, it seems that Su Yan is really not joking!

When Jie Ge charged for love last time, everyone saw Yu Xiaogang's Luo Sanpao release Soul Skill, which could indeed collapse a large area of poisonous gas.

So Su Yan is serious?

[Su Yan: Repaired! Xiao Wu is starting to grow a brain.]

[Xiao Wu:???]

[Call Me Empress: Hahaha!!]

[Xiao Xiao Is Cutest: I am really laughing to death. Are you praising Xiao Wu, or are you praising Xiao Wu?]

[Wang Dong'er: Su Yan You are so disgusting, you actually said that to me Xiao Wu Mom.]

[Xiao Wu: When you come back, I will bite you to death, you bastard.]

[Yu Luosha 1: Speak carefully!]

This way.

After Yu Xiaogang and Tang San listened to Su Yan's explanation, a bunch of question marks popped up above their heads.

What makes you so angry?

We don't understand what you are talking about at all!

"Su Yan, I won't believe anything you say anyway. You don't want to see me making a fool of myself."

"This way."

Su Yan said with a serious face, "Let's try it now. If what I say is false, I will give you a 70,000-year-old leg Soul Bone."

[Su Yan: Little Angel, quickly send me the piece of Soul Bone I gave you before.]

[Qian Renxue transmission...]

Su Yan took out the Soul Bone that had been cut off from Tang Hao's leg directly from Group Chat.

Yu Xiaogang and Tang San's eyes lit up instantly when they saw Soul Bone in Su Yan's hand.

"Soul Bone?"

"70,000-Year Soul Bone?"

Damn it.

This bastard Su Yan actually has a 70,000-year-old Soul Bone?

If Tang San knew that the piece of Soul Bone that Su Yan took was cut off from his father Tang Hao's leg, I don't know how he would feel.

"Su Yan, are you sure?"

"A 70,000-year-old leg Soul Bone, do you want to bet on this prank?"

Su Yan nodded slightly and said, "Yes, if what I said is false, this Soul Bone will be given directly to you."

"Of course, what I said is true. I can't give you this piece of Soul Bone."

Chrysanthemum Douluo A group of people were also confused.

No?

Su Yan Your Eminence is actually serious?

Why are you so angry? Bah, Yu Xiaogang's fart can actually burn and explode?

Take out 70,000-Year Soul Bone and bet.

This shows that Su Yan Your Eminence has great trust in Yu Xiaogang's farts!

Wait.

Why does this sentence feel wrong?

Dark place.

Qian Daoliu and Golden Crocodile Douluo were also confused.

"What's going on?"

"Yu Xiaogang's fart is really that powerful?"

"Su Yan Your Eminence actually wants to bet 70,000-Year Soul Bone with them. You shouldn't use 70,000-Year Soul Bone to trick them, right?"

Qian Daoliu is not in a good mood:

"I think this kid is definitely trying to tease them. If Yu Xiaogang's fart can really burn, I will..."

"Grandpa!"

Qian Renxue hurriedly interrupted, "Don't say the second half of the sentence. Su Yan is sure that we are sure."

Qian Daoliu also said speechlessly, "Xiao Xue, do you believe this nonsense?"

"A fart is a fart, how can it still burn?"

Bibi Dong looked at Qian Daoliu a little strangely and said, "I almost let you cheat me on food and drink."

"You believe him too?"

Qian Daoliu looked at Bibi Dong with a speechless expression.

Xiao Xue It's okay to believe it when you are young. How can you Bibi Dong still believe this?

Qian Renxue said, "Not only does she believe in me, she is also the one who believes in Su Yan the most."

When Qian Daoliu heard this, his eyes became complicated. It is you Bibi Dong!

At this moment.

Tang San looked at Yu Xiaogang with burning eyes, 70,000-Year Soul Bone he really wanted it!

Teacher, I want it.

"Teacher?"

Yu Xiaogang also feels uncomfortable.

Damn it!

As I said just now, we can't let this bastard Su Yan succeed no matter what. You, a traitor, see 70,000-Year Soul Bone and you want the teacher to fart in public?

What a traitor!

Tang San saw Yu Xiaogang hesitated, thought for a moment and whispered in Yu Xiaogang's ear:

"Teacher, if what Su Yan says is false, then we can get a piece of 70,000-Year Soul Bone. If what Su Yan says is true, then we can get a powerful Soul Skill."

"Anyway, your Soul Skill will be used sooner or later, why not try it today?"

"No matter what the final result is, we will definitely make a profit today!"

Yu Xiaogang was very confused after hearing what Tang San said.

Tang San is right.

But this requires you to fart directly. In the past, it was Luo Sanpao fart, which is completely different in nature.

This?

Yu Xiaogang After struggling in his heart, he shouted:

"Su Yan."

"If what you just said is false, 70,000-Year Soul Bone will you really give it to us?"

Su Yan said seriously:

"I, Su Yan, have not beaten you once or twice. Let me ask you, when did I, Su Yan, never tell the rules?"

"My motto in life is - first stick to the rules, and then the road will become wider and wider. - It is better to earn less than to break the rules. - Stick to the rules, and you will not be heartbroken."

[Everyone:???]

Yu Xiaogang and Tang San heard Su Yan's words. Although the rules were adhered to and they were not heartbroken, they didn't quite understand.

But Su Yan, although he is evil and has Way of Seeking Death, he does follow the rules. Every time he beats them up, he does follow the rules. He doesn't look like someone who cheats on bets.

I used to bet... Bah! I didn't seem to win any bets before.

And why is this bastard Su Yan so irritating when he talks?

What do you mean you beat us not once or twice? Do you think it's a human thing to hear for yourself?

Yu Xiaogang After some struggle at this time, he turned on Martial Soul Possession again, transformed into a pig warrior, and said seriously:

"Su Yan!"

"I know you want to see me make a fool of myself, but it doesn't matter. For 70,000-Year Soul Bone, what does it mean?"

"I Yu Xiaogang bet!"

Tang San saw teacher Yu Xiaogang with such a determined look on his face, and was moved in his heart.

"Teacher."

Yu Xiaogang raised his hand directly, leaving Tang San without saying anything.

"Su Yan, tell me!"

"Do you want me to release Soul Skill immediately, or how to release Soul Skill?"

Su Yan was holding back a smile and said seriously, "Very good!"

"Since you don't believe me, today's little experiment, even if it costs 70,000-Year Soul Bone, we must do it!"

"Tang San, now you step back a few meters and light a torch. After the flames burn, Yu Xiaogang you just release Soul Skill directly in the direction of the flames."

Yu Xiaogang and Tang San were instantly happy when they heard Su Yan's words.

OK!

Very good!

Just like that, you want to burn your fart?

70,000-Year Soul Bone We decided today!

Tang San took a few steps back at this time, found a torch from Soul Tool, and lit it without hesitation.

"Su Yan, is this okay?"

"If you have anything to say now, just say it. Don't lose and then deny it."

Su Yan replied, "Okay, Yu Xiaogang just aim in the direction of Tang San and release your Soul Skill directly."

Chrysanthemum Douluo At this moment, a group of people also started to retreat together, and they retreated dozens of meters away.

But their faces were still filled with nervousness. After all, they had all seen Luo Sanpao's farts, which had a huge range and extremely lethal power!

Now it is replaced with Yu Xiaogang, and it will definitely not be weak.

Of course.

It has to be Su Yan Your Eminence, this level of perversion is not bad at all!

Dark place.

Qian Daoliu and the others were instantly dumbfounded.

No?

Are you serious?

Outrageous.

Really outrageous.

Yu Xiaogang's face looked ugly at the moment. He let out a big fart in front of so many people!

What a shame.

But.

70,000-Year Soul Bone.

Yu Xiaogang gritted his teeth and read out Soul Incantation:

"Farting Like Thunder, Earth-Shattering Luo Sanpao!"

However.

At the moment when everyone was nervous, nothing happened.

Yu Xiaogang:???

Su Yan hurriedly explained at this time, "Yu Xiaogang, Luo Sanpao are gone, your Soul Incantation has changed."

"The new Soul Incantation is--Farting Like Thunder, Heaven-Rending and Earth-Shattering Xiao Gang Cannon!"

When Yu Xiaogang heard what Su Yan said, he felt extremely hateful in his heart.

Damn it!

This bastard tampered with his Soul Incantation again...

"Su Yan, you have to be careful now, don't deny it later."

"Farting Like Thunder, Heaven-Rending and Earth-Shattering Xiao Gang Cannon!"

As Yu Xiaogang shouted Soul Incantation, he saw Yu Xiaogang already Martial Soul Possession, and instantly his butt lifted up and became much larger. A super invincible fart sprayed directly at the position where Tang San was.

POOF!!!!!

It was at this critical moment that Tang San suddenly thought of something in his heart.

Damn it!

Who am I?

Where am I?

What happened?

Why would I stand here and give the teacher a horrible fart!

Damn Su Yan.

Whether this wave of farts burns or not, I will have to eat a full fart from teacher Yu Xiaogang!

I really screwed myself up.

If I had known earlier, I should have put the torch on the ground, and should have run away and hid.

However.

What made Tang San feel even more desperate was that the moment Yu Xiaogang's fart spurted out, his heart went completely cold.

Because Tang San was driving Purple Demon Eye, he could clearly see that his teacher Yu Xiaogang's fart had already started burning even before it directly touched the flame on the torch.

And!

The fart's burning was more soul-skilling than soul-skilling, and its burning speed was extremely terrifying. The entire area was on fire almost in an instant.

Tang San was also directly surrounded by a sea of fire at this time.

"Boom boom boom..."

"Boom boom boom..."

"Boom boom boom..."

Yu Xiaogang's fart is very strong and very big.

At this moment, the surrounding area of tens of meters was almost turned into a sea of fire.

Not only was Tang San submerged in the sea of butt... ah, it was in the sea of fire. Even Yu Xiaogang himself was not spared, and the entire surrounding turned into a sea of fire.

That guy!

Yu Xiaogang's butt has turned into a flamethrower visible to the naked eye, spraying powerful flames outward.

This scene not only confused everyone in the audience, but also directly confused Tang San and Yu Xiaogang.

"No!"

"Teacher, teacher, stop quickly..."

Yu Xiaogang also shouted in pain, "Damn, my butt... my butt is on fire, and my whole body is on fire."

"Hahaha!!"

Su Yan finally couldn't hold himself any longer at this moment, burst out laughing and shouted:

"Yu Xiaogang, burn your ass!"

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