Soul Land Chat Group: Bibi Dong Gets Ganged Up On from the Start
Chapter 38

What a Coincidence, You Have a Friend Too, Right?

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[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Just thinking about it scares me. I absolutely can't end up with a useless scumbag like Yu Xiaogang.]

[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Sisters, if I ever run into a scumbag someday, make sure to remind me. Otherwise, my grandfather really will kill his entire family!]

[Cat in the Shadow: Meeting a scumbag isn't scary. What's scary is wanting to change but lacking the ability to make a choice.]

[Yanzi is not Swallow: Although I really want to laugh at Bibi Dong a few times, looking at things now, she really is quite pitiful.]

[I Am an Orphan: Pitiful my ass. That white-eyed wolf brought it on herself. Who can she blame for being blind and brain-dead?]

[Group Member Number Nine: Pitiful people must have something hateful about them.]

[Loves Eating Carrots: bad woman, I don't want to pity you.]

Papal Palace.

Bibi Dong closed her eyes in pain.

There was a question she had never considered before: what would her life have been like without Yu Xiaogang?

Bibi Dong didn't know, but deep down, she knew very clearly that it would definitely have been better than meeting Yu Xiaogang.

Without Yu Xiaogang.

She might still have been that innocent, lively girl. She might have become a Martial Soul Hall Pope who truly wished to benefit all living beings on the continent.

[Bibi Dong: Hurry! Faster! Even faster! I want to see Yu Xiaogang seduce his cousin! I want to see Yu Xiaogang seduce his cousin! I want to see Yu Xiaogang seduce his cousin!]

[I Am an Orphan: ???]

[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Su Yan, Your Eminence the Pope's condition has gotten worse. What should we do?]

[Loves Eating Carrots: It's over! bad woman has really gone crazy.]

Blue Tyrant Academy.

Liu Erlong could not take it anymore.

Damn it.

Bibi Dong, you crazy woman.

If you wanted to go crazy, then go crazy. What nonsense were you spouting?

You...

[I Don't Have the Surname Yu: Bibi Dong, enough! What the hell does it have to do with you? What the hell does it have to do with you? What the hell does it have to do with you?]

[Yanzi is not Swallow: Slurp~ We haven't even gotten to the juicy part, and one of the people involved exposed herself.]

[Cat in the Shadow: It seems Your Eminence the Pope's earlier guess was correct.]

[Loves Eating Carrots: Who?]

[Group Member Number Nine: Liu Erlong.]

[I Am an Orphan: Looking at her mental state, it doesn't seem too good either?]

[Little Moon: No one would be okay in this situation.]

Nuoding Academy.

It was already lunchtime. Xiao Wu still took Su Yan, Wang Sheng, and several of Su Yan's dormmates to the second-floor Cafeteria.

Xiao Wu had really struck it rich.

Her generosity left the entire group in disbelief.

Su Yan could only curse that little rabbit inwardly for being a nouveau riche.

Su Yan hated this!

Su Yan hated that he wasn't the nouveau riche.

"Cough cough."

After hesitating for a long time, Su Yan looked at Xiao Wu and said, "Little Rabbit, lend me some more money so I can show my strength?"

Hearing this, Xiao Wu was about to agree when her attitude suddenly changed, and she sternly refused:

"No!"

"Not a single coin!"

Su Yan was somewhat speechless. "What's with that? Are you afraid I won't pay you back, or that I'll take the money and run away?"

"Heh!"

Xiao Wu smiled smugly. "I'm afraid that once you have money, you won't come looking for me anymore. So after you finish what you need to do, come find me, and I'll treat you to delicious food every day!"

You had to admit it.

That little rabbit had really grown a brain.

[Su Yan: Due to Bibi Dong's strong request, the Spirit City arc is over. Next, we begin Yu Xiaogang's journey through the martial world.]

[Su Yan: After Qian Xunji broke up Yu Xiaogang and his lover by force, Yu Xiaogang began traveling the martial world. He met his good friend Flender, then immediately got together with Flender's cousin, Liu Erlong.]

[Su Yan: Liu Erlong, Yu Xiaogang's cousin. His actual cousin!]

[Su Yan: First Tang Yuehua fell for her own brother, then Yu Xiaogang fell in love with his cousin Liu Erlong. In between, the Dai Family and Zhu Family had intermarried for generations. Their ancestors were all cousins marrying cousins.]

[Su Yan: I really have to admire this Love Continent: travel around and form love triangles, siblings produce incestuous romances. Even a pervert like me thinks it's so perverted!]

[Everyone: ???]

Moonlight Pavilion.

Tang Yuehua, the elegant Master of etiquette, saw this and stepped straight into the lawn, twisting her ankle.

"Pavilion Mistress."

The attendants behind her hurried over to support her.

Tang Yuehua was so shocked that she lost her wits. The secret buried deep inside her heart had been exposed in public. She had been happily enjoying the gossip, only for it to land right on her own head?

How was she supposed to face anyone from now on?!

"I-I'm fine. Help me back so I can rest."

Tang Yuehua's voice trembled.

How terrifying.

How could Su Yan possibly know even something like this?

Heavens, was this kind of secret something people could know?

Prince's Mansion.

Qian Renxue was dumbfounded as well.

Wait?

Tang Yuehua?

Wasn't that Tang Yuehua from Moonlight Pavilion, Xue Ke's teacher Tang Yuehua?

Good heavens!

She had finally gotten to enjoy some fresh gossip from someone else's family.

[I Am an Orphan: six.]

[Loves Eating Carrots: Humans are truly terrifying.]

[Seven Treasures Little Princess: I have a question. Do you think Tang Yuehua might be in the Group Chat too?]

[Yanzi is not Swallow: No way? We're going to gossip right in front of the people involved? That's way too thrilling.]

[Group Member Number Nine: This Group Chat really makes me so happy.]

[Cat in the Shadow: Not happy.]

Zhu Family.

Zhu Zhuqing was too embarrassed to keep looking.

Happy?

Happy my ass!

The gossip had landed on her own head too. The Dai Family was a bunch of utterly insane bastards. To consolidate their imperial throne, for some so-called Martial Soul Fusion Skill, for some so-called power.

Utterly insane.

To put it bluntly.

There was nothing wrong with cousins marrying once in a while, but who did it generation after generation like them?

Zhu Zhuqing was even grateful that she had been lucky enough not to be born with extra arms or legs!

[Bibi Dong: Why aren't you happy? Could it be that you're Tang Yuehua?]

[Loves Eating Carrots: Oh my god?]

[Yanzi is not Swallow: Are we really going to finish all this gossip right in front of the people involved?]

[Seven Treasures Little Princess: This is too crazy, my sisters. This world is truly too crazy.]

Zhu Family.

Zhu Zhuqing was starting to go numb.

[Cat in the Shadow: Just treat me as Tang Yuehua!]

What?

Moonlight Pavilion.

Tang Yuehua was completely dumbfounded when she saw this.

Wait?

They were treating her as Tang Yuehua, so who was she supposed to be?

[Little Moon: Hehe.]

[I Don't Have the Surname Yu: Su Yan, you don't need to say any more. I-I have a friend who is Liu Erlong. When my friend and Xiao Gang got together, neither of them knew the other's identity.]

[I Don't Have the Surname Yu: And nothing happened between them.]

[Cat in the Shadow: Classic.]

[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Too classic.]

[Yanzi is not Swallow: I'm seriously dying of laughter. We already guessed your identity just now, so why do you suddenly have a friend too?]

[Hu Liena: What a coincidence, you have a friend too, right?]

[Bibi Dong: Change your name already! Stop talking nonsense.]

[Su Yan: Don't change it yet. If you change it, I'll feel a little embarrassed about cursing you too harshly. If you don't, I can curse you a few more times.]

[Loves Eating Carrots: I am Su Yan. I just like telling a few little truths.]

[Seven Treasures Little Princess: hahaha!]

[Yanzi is not Swallow: Don't change it yet. If you change it, we'll be too embarrassed to roast you too harshly. Change your name after this is over, okay?]

[I Don't Have the Surname Yu: ???]

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