The Masked Man would rather believe that the White Zetsu in front of him had lost its mind than believe that what it was saying was true.
Do White Zetsu have brains?
It seems not.
" Obito, don't you believe me? Everything I'm saying is true! I even have photographic evidence!"
Seeing that Obito didn't believe him, White Zetsu hurriedly started digging into his own body.
As a vegetative state, White Zetsu, aside from not being immortal, is very similar to the body Impure World Reincarnation; both have only one external appearance, while their internal bodies are identical.
Therefore, storing photos inside White Zetsu's body is much more logical than Orochimaru using his mouth to store things.
Orochimaru also had to consider whether to put water in the things he stored in his mouth, and every time he took out Scroll, it was covered in saliva.
Fortunately, Orochimaru seems to have become more hygienic now and hasn't done that for a long time.
Don't call me by that name, call me Ban.
The Masked Man had been eating his curry rice while listening to the story of White Zetsu, and he finished it all. Now he's put his mask back on.
The Sharingan pierced through the mask, revealing a cold gaze.
But this coldness didn't last more than a few seconds before it was broken by White Zetsu's rhetorical question.
White Zetsu was immediately taken aback. " Obito, you've also fallen for Grandma Chiyo?"
"Ahem--What did you say?"
The Masked Man nearly choked to death by White Zetsu's words.
Before White Zetsu could explain, the Masked Man realized the problem with his earlier statement.
White Zetsu finished recounting the love-hate relationship between Madara and Grandma Chiyo when he White Zetsu, "Call me Madara."
That could indeed easily lead to misunderstandings.
"Fine, let me see the photos."
The Masked Man took the evidence from White Zetsu's hand.
In the photos, the Impure World Reincarnation Madara Uchiha and Grandma Chiyo, one old (Madara) and one young ( Chiyo ), appear in various places in Sunagakure.
In the corner of the photo, there is the tragic Hashirama of Hashirama.
Not only do they have to pay, but they also have to act as bag carriers.
"Is this the First Hokage? What's he doing with Madara... Uh, you'd better not say anything."
The Masked Man instinctively asked a question, then suddenly remembered that the story White Zetsu had just told was actually a love triangle, and immediately changed his mind.
The Masked Man immediately thought of the news he had just received in the past few days.
It was another White Zetsu who came over and told him.
The story is still outrageous, but the information within is extremely important.
Sasuke Uchiha awakened the Rinnegan.
It seems that he has found a shortcut to advance to the Sharingan, and his advancement speed is incredibly fast.
The Masked Man was thinking that if Nagato didn't know what was good for him, then he could use Sasuke's Rinnegan as a substitute.
It seems that Orochimaru is using more and more Impure World Reincarnation Tensei.
The First Hokage appeared, Madara Uchiha appeared.
If he wants to become the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki, he must achieve his goal before Madara does.
Nagato's defenses are too strong, so he has to keep an eye on Sasuke.
The news White Zetsu is bringing is outrageous, but it seems real.
"If it's true, then it's true. If it's true, then it's a good thing for me..."
After looking at the photo, the Masked Man tossed it aside.
He stopped halfway through his sentence.
Although White Zetsu provided him with crucial information, it was impossible to determine whether White Zetsu was loyal to him or Madara.
As for Black Zetsu, he was certain that he was loyal to Madara, since Black Zetsu was the embodiment of Madara's will.
White Zetsu is so dim-witted, even after years of getting to know him, the Masked Man really couldn't be sure.
" Obito, you know me. Madara only knows how to create Bonds with Hashirama, and now he's even pursuing Grandma Chiyo than him."
Only Obito, not only were you a pure heterosexual, but you also invited me to play my favorite part—my thesis defense.
I like you more than freckles~
White Zetsu confessed his feelings to Obito.
Upon hearing White Zetsu's heartfelt confession, the Masked Man's expression beneath his mask turned grim.
White Zetsu's words brought back unpleasant memories of his Past.
How many times had Kakashi toyed with him before?
The most outrageous incident occurred when Konoha's septic tank exploded. Kakashi teleported him into the Kamui Space, leaving him stunned while he was eating curry rice.
After finally managing to handle things outside, he went back and found White Zetsu swimming the butterfly stroke inside.
He had just finished eating curry rice when White Zetsu reminded him of that scene, making him feel nauseous.
"Alright, White Zetsu, I believe you."
The Masked Man thought for a moment and decided to trust the White Zetsu in front of him.
Otherwise, it would be too troublesome for him to do things himself.
" White Zetsu, I'm going to take advantage of Madara's pursuit of Grandma Chiyo to steal Sasuke's Rinnegan, then collect the Tailed Beast Tailed Beast, and gather as many as possible before he finds out, to activate the Infinite Tsukuyomi."
The Masked Man stated his thoughts, " White Zetsu, I need you to keep an eye on Madara as soon as possible. If possible, have the other White Zetsu gather intelligence for me as well, without revealing any information..."
"No, Obito ~"
A mournful cry from White Zetsu interrupted Obito's words.
Why not?
The Masked Man frowned.
White Zetsu actually stopped him?
Sasuke's Rinnegan is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Does this mean White Zetsu is loyal to Madara?
" Obito, Madara isn't human, he's a birth!"
White Zetsu suddenly began to weep bitterly.
He even stopped addressing Madara as "Lord" and started cursing at him.
"What's wrong?"
The Masked Man was puzzled.
It's already been stated that Ban isn't human.
It's already perverted enough that Madara covets Grandma Chiyo.
He has both a fondness for old women and a fondness for little girls.
" Obito, actually, you don't know, but your companion Kakashi also loves Grandma Chiyo, and they are Grandma Chiyo in love."
Grandma Chiyo, because her son and daughter-in-law were killed by Kakashi's father, the Konoha White Fang, harbored a hatred that turned into love for Kakashi and wanted Kakashi to help her have another son...
"Wait, wait, why are we talking about Kakashi again? Isn't he human if it's not Madara?"
The Masked Man interrupted White Zetsu.
He was too lazy to even think about whether Kakashi would like the old woman.
Kakashi has been a repressed pervert since childhood, and now that he can still write so many bizarre books, it's not surprising that he'll do anything.
"Yes, that's why Kakashi and Madara are rivals in love."
Madara, in order to eliminate Kakashi, his rival in love, went so far as to ask the First Hokage for help, having Orochimaru revive his grandmother so that Kakashi could fall in love with someone else.
"... Who will be resurrected?"
The Masked Man was completely stunned.
He felt the news he received today was outrageous enough, but he didn't expect there to be even more outrageous news.
Is he really not within the Genjutsu of Infinite Tsukuyomi?
" Grandma Ri."
"..."
"It's true. It's said that Kakashi had a crush on your grandmother when he was a child. He fell in love with Grandma Chiyo, and it was actually your grandmother who gave him his first taste of romance..."
"Shut up! Shut up!"
Hearing this, the Masked Man felt goosebumps all over his body.