My Hogwarts Has Big Problems

"Happy education is not advisable."

"Learning is inherently boring."

"Their future selves will thank their present hardworking selves."

"We should add morning and evening self-study sessions for students in grades three to six, supervising them daily in spell incantation practice and theoretical spell dictation."

"Even wizards must maintain adequate physical fitness; we should add calisthenics after the second class every morning."

"The school only holding one Quidditch competition each year is too monotonous; we should add an annual track and field meet."

"Blah blah blah..."

"..."

Lynn Belloc, the spiritual leader of the new era of wizards, advocate for professional wizards, founder of the Wizarding Federation, pioneer of magical civilization, reformer, nation-destroyer, scythe-wielder, blood relative of the Demon King, and the first president of the reorganized Hogwarts Student Council, earnestly advised Dumbledore thus.