Chapter 333
"They want to speak with the blacksmith who can lend me the Revival Match Miraculous Item; they need to thank him in person."
"Wait a minute, is it proper to thank them in person?"
Why does this sound so much like meeting the parents?
"You're being very serious, what's wrong?"
"Did you tell your uncle and aunt that everyone has Resurrection Card link, and that it's a free benefit?" the Great Herta continued to ask.
"I said so."
"That's good..." The Great Herta breathed a sigh of relief.
"But they don't believe it. They say they just want to meet in person to thank you. Herta, don't overthink it, I'll do my best to help you get second place this time," Nguyen Mai added.
"... It's only human nature."
After all, how could Revival Artifacts be given away as freebies under normal circumstances?
But that's not right.
Nguyen Mai, you don't seem like the kind of obedient child who listens to her parents.
So... that cunning frog kept touching your belly! (There's only one truth!)
The Great Herta can only draw one conclusion from this—Nguyen Mai also wants to study "Appraisal Techniques ".
You're addicted too?
Should I give up this opportunity, or not?
The Great Herta was caught in a dilemma.
However, whether or not to concede is no longer up to the Great Herta.
Astral Express, Stop 3: The Haruhi Suzumiya's World.
Stop 4: Chen Li's World.
Stop 5: Honkai: Star Rail world.
Chen Li originally planned to make the Haruhi Suzumiya's World her fourth stop, but unfortunately, fate played a cruel trick...
"... You mean because you forgot me, you want to kill these jellyfish in my world to make up for it?" Haruhi Suzumiya looked at Chen Li suspiciously.
"That's right. These jellyfish aren't ordinary jellyfish. After you kill them, they'll drop all sorts of amazing skills, and the quality is quite good. You can eat them directly, but I don't recommend it."
Chen Li glanced at the jellyfish floating in the air that filled every corner of the Parlor Car and nodded.
"You're not so bad after all; you still have some conscience." Haruhi Suzumiya patted Chen Li on the shoulder, quite pleased.
"I'm just showing everyone around this world along the way, no need to be too touched. So next, I'll use this card to test everyone's luck and see who can kill these jellyfish." Chen Li took the [Game Life] Miracle Card.
This Miracle Card can run several games simultaneously, and after Chen Li applied the card to the current scene, he saw the compatibility values above the heads of the group members, representing their compatibility with the game.
First and foremost – Pardo.
The second one was slightly unexpected, but also reasonable— Kiana.
The third one fell on Satou Kazuma's head.
"Huh? Me? Watch this Valkyrie Flying Kick!" Kiana punched the jellyfish that had just floated over her head.
"That's a flying kick?"
"My sister asked me the same question when we were training. Guess why?" Kiana said proudly.
That was also the only time Kiana defeated Durandal.
If you ask why Kiana wasn't defeated by Durandal and turned the tide,
Of course, this is because the judgment mechanism of Schicksal is somewhat rigid, based on existing combat data.
It's similar to [starting a game of Go, making the first move to open the center point, and then immediately letting the app count the stones, because you only have one stone left, so you win].
It doesn't conform to the rules of Go, but it's very artificial intelligence.
Kiana always believed that if the shouts of her moves couldn't mislead the enemy, then they would be useless.
"Let me see what this treasure skill is... Dual Personality? Is this really a treasure skill?" Kiana turned to look at Chen Li.
"Well... a surprise, you have to have one of surprises and one of joy." Chen Li shrugged.
Moreover, Chen Li was also a little scared at this moment, thankfully he did not eat the jellyfish directly.
The idea of having a split personality is terrifying.
Haruhi Suzumiya is still useful.
Although it may not be as prioritized as Miraculous Items in some aspects, it is versatile.
It would be such a waste to create a Miraculous Item matter, and that's when Haruhi Suzumiya comes into play.
"If I use this skill, will I have four personalities?" Kiana then asked.
"Maybe it's possible, but I don't recommend you use it. Save it for later and use it to scam people. Continue," Chen Li gestured.
"This time, let's use Canned Food! Use Crazy Scratching!" Pardo picked up Canned Food and threw it at a jellyfish.
"Meow!"
As the jellyfish was frantically ripped open by the claws of the Canned Food, a hidden skill fell out of it.
"Let's take a look... Anti-cat magnet? Automatically maintains social distance from felines within a 3-meter radius while walking, to avoid being scammed? What a vicious skill! Destroy it immediately!" Pardo twitched her cat ears, feeling that this skill was targeting her?
How can you call something like faking an accident involving a cat?
"Hey, don't throw it away. There's a wide range of felines; it might be useful."
"Oh. But boss, you mustn't use it."
"Mmm." Chen Li nodded repeatedly.
As Satou Kazuma, Pom-Pom, and Kiana relentlessly attacked the jellyfish, their bizarre yet surprising skills drew everyone's attention.
The Parlor Car was filled with laughter and cheerful conversation.
However, at that moment, Chen Li felt someone appear behind him, and he could even hear the other person's disordered breathing.
"[War Correspondent's Pass]? The second place in Kyubey has appeared?" This was the first thought that flashed through Chen Li.
The Miraculous Item was ineffective when used by anyone else against Chen Li.
If it were anyone else, they wouldn't be able to detect the approach of the Artifact Wielder at this moment, because the other party is only approaching and has not yet actually made a move.
Who obtained the War Correspondent's Pass?
What is he planning to do to himself again?
Or is it that his target isn't himself?
Or was it just a joke?
Chen Li's thoughts were in disarray; she didn't know whether she should pretend nothing was wrong.
But the next moment, Chen Li knew that he didn't need to think about it anymore.
The user of the War Correspondent's Pass suddenly pulled Chen Li into his arms. Chen Li could feel his back being gently pressed against something soft and yielding. The other person's chin rested on his shoulder, and the warm breath deliberately blown from the other person's mouth hit Chen Li's face, making Chen Li feel a little itchy... The wet and warm sensation he had just felt on his ears became the ultimate weapon.
"Chen Li, don't turn around. I'm the Pixie from the Miraculous Forging Guide." The familiar voice trembled slightly at this moment, losing its usual playfulness. Even with the Miraculous Item of War Correspondent's Pass, the other party was trying his best to suppress his voice, afraid of being discovered by others.
But the feeling that they might be discovered at any moment made the other party even more excited and... delighted.
Chen Li could keenly sense that the other person's body was twisting slightly, as if searching for a suitable position.
"???" But the other party's words really surprised Chen Li.
Although Chen Li had told his friends in the group that once he reached level 10, he would release the Pixie that had tricked him onto this path to work for him, and then he would be free.
But he was just joking, not giving you material to use for weird play!
[???]
I never imagined I'd actually say "[There's a cow!]"!
But... there are cows! There are cows!
[Elysia! I'll fight you to the death!]
Chapter 279 The Upholder of Heavenly Principles: The Despicable Stranger! Your... is wrong! (13,000 words) Treasures are diverse; how dare you assume that what's inside a treasure trove is definitely a treasure?
Why can't this treasure be a treasure monster?
The same applies to treasure skills.
Everyone has the potential to be a hidden gem, including but not limited to those with dual personalities, autism, or depression who can independently perform the rhythm of "Swan Lake" using only their left and right eyebrows.
A treasure skill, surprise and delight, you have to have one of them.
"The results seem to be good... Although there was a slight problem in the middle, about 70% of these nearly 100 treasure skills seem to still be usable."
"Chen Li, what do you think?"
"Ugh... Ah? Me?" Chen Li used all her strength to straighten up from the sofa.
"Why do you look so strange? And I think I just heard the sound of water?"
"Your imagination." Chen Li wiped his mouth.
"..." The Great Herta looked at Chen Li suspiciously, scanning Chen Li surroundings for a place to hide.
When Great Herta saw the scam game end and Ruan Mei get MVP, he had a bad feeling.
Sure enough, after Elysia gained access to that Miraculous Item, the Great Herta simply lost sight of her and never saw Elysia again.
Who knows what evil things Elysia is doing with that Miraculous Item?
"We're asking what you plan to do with these treasure skills? Like this one that makes you invisible, but you can only make yourself invisible to one person, while others can still see you," Pardo said, holding up a Skill Crystal.
"I think it's a bit awkward to be invisible to only one person, but it's even more awkward to be invisible to everyone else but not to one person."
"Boss, what nonsense are you talking about?"
"Ahem, what I mean is, about 30% of these nearly 100 treasure skills are unusable, and I'll use them to trick people. Of the 70% that are usable, I'll pick out 60% as rewards for future team-building activities." Chen Li gently straightened his clothes, but for some reason, it took him a while to stand up from the sofa and walk towards the Skill Crystals piled on the floor.
Seeing Chen Li's actions, Sirin couldn't help but look to the left and right of where Chen Li was sitting...
Sirin also paid attention to the Miraculous Items, so she wondered if Elysia, the winner, might be sitting next to Chen Li and hugging Chen Li when no one could see her, or even lying on Chen Li's lap or something.
Given Sirin's audacity, these were the most daring things she could imagine.
As for things like straddling each other and enjoying delicious food together when no one else can see, that's never even in my consideration.
"I'll take this one." Chen Li picked out a Skill Crystal.
[Catnip Constitution]
This has led to Pardo looking at Chen Li with strange eyes now.
"Is there anything you want? You can buy it with Starstones, you can pay me back first." Chen Li looked at these strange skills and turned to ask his group members.
These skills are really strange, like the "Beautifully Frozen": when encountering danger, it freezes itself into an ice block to ensure that it will not be injured, but it cannot be thawed.
March 7th shouldn't need this at all, because she'll freeze on her own.
[Human Weather Station]: The accuracy of the knee in predicting rainfall exceeds that of weather apps, with an error of no more than half an hour. Is this really not rheumatism?
[Fishermen Never Empty-Handed]: When you go home empty-handed while fishing, you must pick up any item near the fishing spot, otherwise you will lose this skill.
What's the point of this?
[Social Time Capsule]: You can always accurately remember the zodiac sign and coffee taste of people you meet for the first time, but you selectively forget their names. Are you serious?
Anyway, Chen Li felt that he didn't need these skills, so he planned to give some away.
"Then I'll take this one," Haruhi Suzumiya said, pointing to a Skill Crystal.
[Paranoia]: It can make you more prone to overthinking, but in turn, it can increase your inspiration.
Haruhi Suzumiya has been feeling that she hasn't been able to come up with any interesting team activities lately, probably because she's lacking inspiration.
"You're not suitable, I'll keep it for you for now." Chen Li put the Skill Crystal away.