The Miraculous Forger from Honkai
Chapter 334

Chapter 334

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Chen Li is doing this for the good of the world.

"Hey, I think it suits me perfectly!" Haruhi Suzumiya protested.

"Never mind that. See that last Treasure Jellyfish? I saved it for you. Go try your luck. They say the last Treasure Jellyfish often holds a fantastic prize!"

"I'll do it!" Upon hearing this, Haruhi Suzumiya swung her fist and charged forward.

"Pfft!" The Treasure Jellyfish burst upon contact.

Haruhi Suzumiya picked up the Skill Crystal, Haruhi Suzumiya at it in deep thought, and Haruhi Suzumiya tossed Skill Crystal to Chen Li.

Chen Li looked down... [Pure Love Warrior]: Possesses special intuition; when the person he admires is in close contact with someone of the opposite sex, and that person is not him, he will sense it.

This is the grand prize?

This is so strange!

"Wait, can we choose the Skill Crystal too?" Sirin's eyes lit up, and she suddenly asked.

Sirin had always felt that her teachers, Great Herta and Little Herta, harbored ill intentions towards Chen Li. If she had this skill, she could find out exactly which vixens had designs on Chen Li and even dared to take action!

After finding out which ones were vixens, Sirin cut off all their marriage threads!

"I'm also very interested in this skill," said the Great Herta, raising his hand.

"Yes, yes, it seems quite interesting." Elysia agreed wholeheartedly.

"I want one too!" Vill-V raised her hands.

"Um... the Spring Spirit wants one too." Kiana raised her hand for the Spring Spirit.

"Since everyone wants it... Ahh!" Chen Li stuffed the Skill Crystal directly into his mouth.

"What do you need this skill for? Nobody's going to NTR you, so just give it back!"

"Are you hiding something if you don't give me this skill?"

Do you like my best friend?

"???" Everyone glanced at the Great Herta, then continued to try to pry open Chen Li 'Chen Li mouth and snatch the food from it.

The scene was in complete chaos.

However, after Chen Li's mouth was pried open, the Skill Crystal disappeared without a trace.

"Alright, since no one seems to have the Skill Crystals they want, let's move on to the next stop. The next stop is a place even more wonderful than heaven!" Chen Li breathed a sigh of relief and stood up.

Great, the crisis is finally over.

See? You were hiding something all along!

"Where?"

"My home!"

"Wow, Chen Li's room is quite big."

"But the bed is only big enough for me and Chen Li."

"... Great Herta, what do you mean?"

"Sirin, you should call me Master. And please don't misunderstand, I'm just simply taking numerical measurements. If I've offended you in any way..."

"Please forgive me?"

"No, I did it on purpose."

"..."

"Great Herta, come out and see, Chen Li has kidnapped your doll."

"Huh? You don't mean the Little Herta, do you?"

"No, there are two of your dolls in Chen Li's storage room, and they seem to be in standby mode."

"Oh, don't worry about it. I gave Chen Li three dolls back then, but Little Herta was the luckiest and got infected with the Machine Spirit Virus. The other two were just normal dolls, and then Little Herta threw them into the storage room."

"Oh, did Little Herta place it there?"

"Of course, who else could it be but me? Chen Li even complained to me that he can't watch the doll spin around for him anymore, and he wants me to spin it for him! Is that reasonable?"

"Did Chen Li really say those things? And you didn't show him how to spin around?"

"Of course!"

"Then you've got a lot of work to do."

Chen Li felt relieved to see how energetic his group members were.

Chen Li turned to look at Tonghua standing beside him, and then summoned the Miraculous Item projection.

"Here you go, this is the second [God Must Die] you requested. I've spent two hours sharpening it; hopefully that'll be enough for you to finish the battle."

"It should be possible... right?" Tonghua was a little unsure.

Because Tonghua wasn't sure how much health her companions had, and when she used the chainsaw mode from God Must Die, she couldn't determine the maximum number of times the bleeding could stack per second.

Although I could summon the Projection Tonghua and experiment with her, the Projection Tonghua simply wouldn't listen.

They ran away as soon as they saw a chainsaw, without any room for negotiation.

"Chen Li, your Assistance System's coercive power isn't very high," Tonghua complained.

"Is it possible that it's not that my control over support characters is weak, but rather that the effects of the Miraculous Item are too good?"

"Too."

The thought that he himself would want to run away at the sight of a chainsaw instantly made Tonghua feel relieved.

"Sigh, Tonghua, are you about to set off?"

"Yes, that's right." Tonghua nodded.

"Silver Wolf, stop playing! Tonghua is about to have her final battle, and you still have the heart to play games here? I despise you!" Houraisan Kaguya slammed the controller in her hand and angrily scolded Silver Wolf.

"???" Silver Wolf stared at the character on the screen, controlled by Houraisan Kaguya, who was left with only a sliver of health, and fell into deep thought.

Are you sure you're really worried about the Tonghua, and not because you feel like you're going to lose?

"Tonghua, is the Miraculous Item for God Slayer ready?" Houraisan Kaguya asked with concern.

"Ready?" Tonghua held up the two carrot knives in her hands.

"Are you ready to protect your Miraculous Item?"

"Ready. Two Friends Circle shields, one to trap all the evil gods as the final circle, and one to protect myself." Tonghua took out two small balls.

"Are you ready with the Revival Artifacts?"

"Ready? Chen Li has placed his Revival Match body on me. Even if I get killed, I'll be a hero again in 30 seconds!" Tonghua nodded.

"Is the bait ready to lure out the evil god?"

"I introduced the Ghoul Attractor to Miko, and then I asked Chen Li to make dozens of rice balls that can tempt the gods."

"It looks like everything is ready. I'm relieved." Houraisan Kaguya patted Tonghua on the shoulder.

"Tonghua is about to set off. By the way, do you need any help?" Elysia walked over and asked.

How can I help?

"My Miraculous Item is called the Attack Speed Gear. You can ask Chen Li to project it for you..." Elysia said.

"Shall we crowdfund some Miraculous Items? How about my Peaceful Longbow...?"

"Kikyo, you don't need your Peaceful Longbow. I'm going to kill other evil gods for their divinity, and the Peaceful Longbow will burn that divinity along with it." Tonghua politely declined Kikyo's offer.

"I can lend you my Joy Dice too. Have a safe journey..."

"Thank you, Aha, but isn't the Joy Dice Chen Li's Miraculous Item?"

"But I provided the entry," Aha said matter-of-factly.

"I can lend you my War Correspondent's Pass too. Hmm, where's the War Correspondent's Pass? User... Little Herta?" Eden didn't think much of it and immediately summoned the War Correspondent's Pass back.

As the Artifact Wielder, Eden's authority is above that of the temporary user, the Little Herta.

When the War Correspondent's Pass was returned to Eden's hands... everyone looked up at Chen Li's head.

"What's wrong? Haven't you seen me before?" The Little Herta riding on Chen Li's shoulders asked without batting an eye.

"Ah, no... I'm sorry, I promise I won't summon Miraculous Item so casually next time," Eden said with a sigh.

Eden suddenly realized that his Miraculous Item was completely different from the Miraculous Item.

Other public Miraculous Item are summoned back by the user. If a temporary user loses Miraculous Item, the worst that can happen is death, but they will be back to normal after 30 seconds.

But War Correspondent's Pass are different... The trouble that War Correspondent's Pass bring is very likely to be social death.

Heaven knows what the temporary user was doing with his Reporter's Pass, or what he was "doing"?

"Actually... I don't really need this Miraculous Item, after all, [God Must Die] isn't an explosive Miraculous Item." Tonghua, who had just obtained her War Correspondent's Pass, was somewhat troubled.

Theoretically, "God Must Die" can attack 800 times per second, which means it can cause enemy gods to lose 2 to the power of 799 health points per second—a number that is so large it has 241 digits. However, because of its slow attack speed (the stronger the god, the slower the attack speed), and because this Miraculous Item has an extremely strong fear effect on gods once it appears, it is completely unsuitable for assassination.

"But with this added, you might be able to instantly kill the evil god who poses the greatest threat to you." Chen Li took out a Miracle Card.

[One Arrow Once Slaughtered a Million Demons], which can intimidate Demons and Ghouls, monsters and monsters you meet for the first time.

"But War Correspondent's Pass requires me to be in observer mode the whole time, right? Then who will attract the other evil gods?"

"Send your clone over there."

"That makes sense." Tonghua hung his War Correspondent's Pass around his neck, then tucked the Miracle Card into his pocket.

Yes, it's in my arms.

"With such small breasts, aren't you afraid the Miracle Card will fall off?" Chen Li had a question, and he asked it on the spot.

"Mind your own business!" Tonghua glared at Chen Li.

Have you ever heard the saying, "How can one govern the world if one's chest is not flat?"

There are advantages to being a little rascal!

Besides, who says I can't become a big thunderbolt!

What a narrow-minded fellow!

"Tonghua, you must be careful on this trip."

"Um."

"It's no big deal if you die; you'll be a hero again in 30 seconds."

"Knew."

"Seriously, can't we let Chen Li for us? Maybe he can even generate a Miracle Card."

"Is Tonghua's life her life, but mine isn't? Besides, even if I don't go myself, I should still be able to get a Miracle Card. After all, she's covered in my Miraculous Item and my Miracle Cards," Chen Li said, pointing to Tonghua's equipment.

This is a space base, filled with the atmosphere of futuristic technology!

Tonghua was completely armed from head to toe by Chen Li. If there really was a rating system, even if Tonghua fought hard and won this battle, Chen Li should be the MVP!

Tonghua only require you to kill all the evil gods in the world, but Chen Li, the Miraculous Forger, has to consider many more things.

It's worth mentioning that when Chen Li handed over the right to use "God Must Die" to Tonghua, Chen Li immediately received a reward of 150 Crystals.

This One-star Artifact was definitely worth the investment!

And Chen Li's Crystal balance has reached... 671!

"I'll do it myself. After all, it's my destiny, and I'm the one who has to end it!" Tonghua said.

Moreover, Tonghua are perfect for being freshly killed and eaten.

"Um... I have a question." Just as everyone was bidding farewell to Tonghua and believed that Tonghua would have to go through a bloody and arduous battle to achieve victory, Aqua suddenly raised her hand.

"What's the problem?"

"I have a somewhat immature idea, so please don't call me an idiot or anything like that when I tell you."

"Go ahead and say it, we're used to it."

"Well, I have a plan! Why not have Chen Li summon Tonghua's clone and let the clone kill those evil gods, instead of having Tonghua herself do it? Is there some special rule in that world?" Aqua asked.

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