Your Friend Gu Mian Is Riding a Horse on the Way

Fatty had already thoughtfully taken out a map booklet and was gesturing along with Hao Laoshi.

"Hulu Gorge is up here, look, it's on the upper part of the map. This little section represents a hundred kilometers, let me see... this Hulu Gorge is over eight hundred kilometers away from our Lianhua, and that's just the straight-line distance without counting detours." He was calculating the distance from Hulu Gorge to Lianhua City for Hao Laoshi, though he also got the name wrong and joined Hao Laoshi in calling the place "Hulu Hollow."

Hao Laoshi visibly began to panic. "What should we do then? How long will it take to go back over eight hundred kilometers?"

Fatty patted his shoulder. "Don't worry yet, can a person really be suffocated by pee? At least you're all still alive, maybe in the next instance you'll get some kind of special item that allows teleportation, just like the Mario that the young lady took out earlier, teleporting you straight into a sewer eight hundred kilometers away. For now, you should just send a message to report your safety to your family so they know you're still alive; as long as you're alive, everything else is easy to talk about."

"Let me correct you," Liu Ruyan chimed in from the side, "the thing Anzhi Tinglan took out earlier can't teleport you too far, it can only send you to nearby sewers."

"Maybe her item comes in a series, there's a 'Mario of the nearby sewer' and maybe there's a 'Mario of the sewer eight hundred kilometers away,'" Fatty nodded confidently. "If all else fails, we'll wait for the doctor to come back and drive you guys home. If Miss 007 happens to be over at your place, we can drop by and pick her up