Dark humor: Xiao Wu's longing still wasn't pure enough

"Tang San is definitely Evil Soul Master!"

"Not only is Evil Soul Master, but he's also a hypocrite. Soul Beast live in harmony with nature and hunt for food; what did that do to you?"

Ning Rongrong gave a slight twitch at the corner of her mouth.

"If you want Soul Ring, just say so! Why go against the natural order?"

"Even when Soul Beast hunt, it's against nature's will."

"If you, Tang San, fall in love with a rabbit, I'd say you're morally corrupt and a beast in human form!"

While cursing and swearing, Ning Rongrong complained to Zhu Zhuqing about Tang San's hypocrisy and double standards.

As for Gu Yuena and Qiu'er seeing this passage...

The killing intent intensified!

[Let's look at it from another angle. The Tang family is simply the greatest harvester of fortune in the Douluo Continent over tens of thousands of years.]

[That's practically taking all the fortune of every era in the Douluo Continent over tens of thousands of years and putting it all on his own shoulders, especially Tang San, even after becoming a god, he's still not behaving himself!]

[From Tang San to Huo Yuhao, Tang Wulin, and Lan Xuanyu, their family has monopolized the strongest fortune of four eras. But if you think about it carefully, what substantial contributions did Tang San himself actually make to the Douluo Continent?]

I don't think I made any significant contributions, did I?

[If you're going to talk to me about some grand, long-term plan, then I have nothing to say. The price for the evolution and upgrade of the Douluo Plane is countless lives lost and Tang San's insidious schemes.]

[Actually, it's all for the Tang family!]

[I even think that this guy's contribution is less than that of Huo Yuhao, whom he trained into a loyal dog, and Tang Wulin, whom he used as a tool to trap the Silver Dragon King. What did Tang San do?]

[He kept saying that the God King shouldn't interfere in the mortal realm, but in reality, he was constantly spying and meddling. To control Huo Yuhao, he even went so far as to imprison Huo Yuhao's mother's soul, allowing Dai Mubai to brainwash her there.]

[This was all so that Huo Yuhao could eventually be recognized as a member of the Dai family, completely become a lackey of the Dai Family, and then become a good son-in-law of the Tang family.]

Bibi Dong, standing in front of the Diary Book, let out a cold laugh.

"Establishing rules on one hand, and trampling on them on the other—that's so Tang San."

[What's even more hypocritical is that he took Huo Yuhao's mother away claiming it was to completely control Huo Yuhao, the Child of Destiny. But what about Yu Xiaogang? You went to the Divine Realm, and I didn't see you taking Yu Xiaogang with you!]

[Although Gangzi didn't really help you much, he kept saying he nurtured a god, and even threatened Bibi Dong, saying that if anything happened to Tang San, he would destroy the Spirit Hall at all costs!]

Listen to that, how touching!

"Pfft!"

"Who? Yu Xiaogang? Who destroyed the Spirit Hall?"

Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue burst into laughter, as if they had heard the funniest joke in the world.

"I laughed so hard I pooped all over the bed."

[That Yu Xiaogang is the godfather you, Tang San, spoke of, the man you called "father"! After you become a god, can't you take Yu Xiaogang with you to the Divine Realm?]

[Fine, you're not bringing Yu Xiaogang, fine, but you're not even bringing Bai Chenxiang, the wife of your good brother Ma Hongjun who's been with you all this way? Isn't Bai Chenxiang your cousin?]

[Okay, I understand. Bringing those two along won't help you, Tang San, at all. Bringing Huo Yuhao's mother, on the other hand, allows you to control Huo Yuhao. That's more like it!]

[Tang San is quite shrewd; he still harbors resentment towards Yu Xiaogang for making him absorb Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo!]

Bibi Dong, Qian Renxue, and the others almost burst out laughing when they saw this.

The First Soul Ring from Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo —this is indeed an indelible stain on Tang San's path to godhood...

"But thankfully, it wasn't absorbed..."

"Otherwise, Tang San's first Soul Skill should be pole vaulting!"

Given Tang San's suicidal logic, it's entirely possible that he held a grudge about this for the rest of his life.

They deliberately let Yu Xiaogang die of old age in the mortal realm!

[Speaking of Huo Yuhao and Tang Wulin, if we disregard their connection to Tang San, both of them are actually exceptionally talented prodigies of their generation. Tang Wulin, in particular, despite possessing the Golden Dragon King Bloodline, started his skills from the Trash Martial Soul, Blue Silver Grass.]

Tang Wulin indeed proved that Blue Silver Grass is Trash Martial Soul.

[And the result? Everyone's simple statement, "You're the son of the Sea God," completely erased Tang Wulin's life's work. All his sweat and blood were ultimately reduced to the merits of his inherited bloodline.]

[As for Lan Xuanyu? Ha, that guy is a complete beast. Tang Wulin's biggest stain on his life is probably that his father is Tang San and his son is Lan Xuanyu.]

Is this what they call the special bond between grandparents and grandchildren? The greed and selfishness that emanates from the very bones of both grandfather and grandson are practically inherited!

Spirit City.

The tyrant Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue, who were reading the diary, were all speechless.

This Tang family...

There are practically no normal people like that!

At this point, Lin Sheng's rant reached its climax, pointing to the most absurd ending.

[I even strongly suspect that Tang San's final suicide and rebirth were partly to find Xiao Wu, but also because he felt unbalanced seeing his grandson Lan Xuanyu was stronger than him, and used the guise of finding a wife to seek a crooked path to become even stronger.]

[What kind of crooked path? Bloodline devouring!]

[Let's talk about Xiao Wu's death. They say it's because Xiao Wu suffered irreversible physical trauma and eventually died of illness? Pshaw! That doesn't make sense. What was the state of the Divine Realm like back then?]

[The Goddess of Life gave her essence to Gu Yuena. Your grandson, Lan Xuanyu, is the new generation Dragon God, and you yourself are a dual God King, surrounded by a dozen or so other God Kings!]

Tell me, what kind of trauma is this incredible? Like something from Creator God!

[If he died from lovesickness, from excessive longing for his son Tang Wulin, that would be plausible. But I've asked, don't ask why he couldn't see his son.]

"Pfft..."

"Love has become an illness, but as for why I'm so lovesick, don't ask! Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard."

Qiu'er, who was reading her diary, giggled.

[Besides, Xiao Wu's longing isn't pure enough. Look at Huo Yuhao, he was so desperate for his wife that he created the Si Dong Fist and the Nian Dong Sword. You, Xiao Wu, as a sharer of the God King...]

[The scabbard of the Asura Demon Sword actually managed to kill itself? This isn't illness; does it mean it's tired of Tang San, thinking he's too old and useless, and it's time to find some fresh meat to start over?]

"Pfft--!"

Ning Rongrong burst out laughing in the room. Although she felt it was inappropriate to joke about the dead, Lin Sheng's logic was simply impeccable.

Two god-kings share a status...

With the Goddess of Life present, dying of illness under such circumstances is truly the height of absurdity!

"This Tang family... there really aren't any normal people here. If there are any... it's Tang Wulin, right?"

Zhu Zhuqing commented.

"Zhu Zhuqing, if my longing were strong enough, I would also create... Rongrong's Three Wonders."

Ning Rongrong raised her little pink fist.

"Oh? Then who do you miss?"

"Who else could it be but Lin Sheng? His Si Sheng Fist! He's got a grip on every move! His Nian Sheng Sword, Guanyin Sitting on a Lotus!"

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