That Unspeakable Business Between the Sea God and the Angel God

At this moment, Lin Sheng was unaware that Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong were about to attack him.

He still kept it in his diary.

The exposure of Tang San's so-called pure love deception is simply outrageous!!!

[To be honest, none of the Shrek Seven Devils are normal. Let me ask you, what boyfriend would show encouragement when he sees his girlfriend kissing someone else?]

[Furthermore, even if you were encouraging her, what do you mean by saying it wasn't jealousy? So you're jealous that your girlfriend never shows you any affection.]

[Or are you just jealous that Tang San gets to enjoy so many beautiful women's kisses all by himself?]

[If it's the former, then to be frank, you really are a failure. If it's the latter, well, there's nothing I can do about it; it's only human nature. After all, Tang San is the protagonist!]

Everyone: "..."

"Could Dai Mubai and Oscar really be cuckolds? Mo Fei, why would they be..."

Qian Renxue's lips twitched.

I really can't understand why two grown men would show such encouraging emotions?

Compared to this group of people, I'm practically a greenhorn!

Even.

Gu Yuena, Snow Empress, and Qiu'er, who are reading the diary, probably have no understanding of human emotions.

Even so...

They still thought this was too damn unbelievable, too damn outrageous—was this even human?

That's a green-haired turtle!

[Diary continues...]

[To be honest, Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong were probably normal people before Shrek Academy, but afterwards... they were definitely assimilated!]

[But the most extraordinary one has to be Tang San.]

[Let's not talk about that now, or Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong might assassinate me. Let's talk about the explosive things that happened to this little punk.]

Zhu Zhuqing: "..."

She fell silent for a moment, then a mischievous smile crept onto her lips.

"Still writing? I'm taking it from you!"

Lin Sheng, unaware of what had happened, continued to expose the petty scoundrel's misdeeds in his diary.

[To talk about this, we have to mention our goofy angel Qian Renxue; she's definitely involved in this whole affair!]

Qian Renxue: "???"

No!

What does this have to do with me? All I did was make a bet with Tang San in the original timeline.

Why do you always have to drag me out and lash out at my dead body?

"Lin Sheng, you'd better spit out something good, otherwise..."

Qian Renxue gritted her teeth and said in a deliberately fierce tone.

[As everyone knows, Tang San and Qian Renxue are sworn enemies, having inherited the divine positions of the Sea God and the Angel God respectively. As I mentioned before, the Sea God and the Angel God...]

These two people should know each other; you could say they had a pretty good relationship before, but they gradually became adversaries.

[And their successors Tang San and Qian Renxue, are... well, it's unclear whether the Sea God and the Angel God are just mutually disgusting each other, or if Tang San and Qian Renxue are indeed...]

[Therefore, some outrageous things happened during their assessment.]

"???"

Qian Renxue was becoming increasingly confused.

No, what could possibly happen during such a sacred test? This is the most shocking thing for Qian Renxue.

Wasn't he just almost killed by Tang San, Titled Douluo?

"Um... I just have a feeling... Lin Sheng isn't going to come out with anything good."

Bibi Dong was even starting to worry about her daughter. She had a feeling that Lin Sheng's mouth...

"Could something really have exploded?"

Lin Sheng's words clearly piqued everyone's curiosity, including Qian Renxue's own.

[As everyone knows, Qian Renxue possesses some special attributes. After all, following the Heaven Dou Palace Coup, she was defeated by Tang San, so...]

[She later fell in love with Tang San, and then, during the final test of her Angel God Trial, a little incident occurred.]

[We don't know if the Angel God in the ditch did it on purpose, but guess what Qian Renxue was doing during the final assessment? She was daydreaming, and the object of her daydreaming was none other than Tang San!]

"Oh! That? I know, inner demons!"

Qian Renxue breathed a sigh of relief.

Lin Sheng's meaning was simply that he regarded Tang San as his inner demon!

Then, bravely overcome your inner demons.

Inherit the divine throne!

"What an inspiring and positive thing! Where did this explode? Lin Sheng is really going to any lengths to smear me!"

Qian Renxue curled her lip in disdain.

She had no idea how serious the situation was, but the contents of Lin Sheng's diary that followed silenced her.

[You ask me what I'm fantasizing about?]

[Okay, so let me ask you, what can you fantasize about? Um... I wonder if this is inappropriate for children? Okay, yes, that's it, you know what I mean.]

"Puff--!"

Qian Renxue spat out a mouthful of water, petrified on the spot.

What's up?

What's going on?!

"Are you kidding me? How could that be? No, absolutely not."

Qian Renxue was dumbfounded. She quickly shook her head, seemingly not wanting to think about the outcome that had broken her defenses.

But Lin Sheng did hint at it...

Doesn't that mean...?

"Lin Sheng, you son of a bitch! Just admit you're bragging! Just say it! Say it!!!"

At this moment Qian Renxue truly felt as if the sky had fallen.

How could something so outrageous happen?

Was it something I imagined on my own?

Impossible!

Bibi Dong, Bo Saixi, and Ah Yin were all petrified, their mouths agape, speechless.

You could say it applies to everyone reading this diary.

They were completely bewildered.

What the hell does this mean, bro?!

"This... is it fake..." Bibi Dong's expression twisted.

"Qian Renxue, are you an idiot?!"

At this moment, Qian Renxue started cursing herself. She simply couldn't believe that such a thing could happen.

The sacred divine examination is underway!!!

The Extreme North Land.

"Holy crap... Is the human world really this incredible...?"

Even the Snow Empress rarely utters a swear word, so this incident must have completely shattered her worldview.

But Lin Sheng's diary wasn't finished yet.

[The reason I say this is highly likely that the Sea God and the Angel God were trying to annoy each other is because this isn't the first time this has happened.]

[So when Tang San reached the Sea God's final test, yes, just like you're thinking, Tang San started daydreaming, and what did he dream about? Heh...]

[Guess what? It's just a replay of what Qian Renxue imagined during the assessment!]

"?!?!?!"

Qian Renxue was petrified on the spot, and even felt an urge to vomit blood.

"Impossible!"

At this moment, everyone reading the diary was dumbfounded. Were the Sea God and the Angel God really that powerful?

Why would they do something so outrageous?!

"This... this is a god?!"