Don't You Dare Kiss Her

Harley Quinn's enemies were also gangs. Li Ang.

In Gotham, one truly didn't know how many people had criminal records.

At this moment, Li Ang and Harley Quinn exchanged a glance.

The enemies didn't seem to be numerous.

"Dear, let me fly!"

Harley Quinn decided then and there.

Her ability to roam Gotham wasn't solely due to the Joker's protection.

Li Ang didn't hesitate either. He lifted her up and then, like throwing a human shot put, hurled Harley Quinn away.

"Wahaha!"

Harley Quinn shouted excitedly. It was a novel experience she'd never had before.

Several gang members were startled and frantically fired at Harley in the sky.

However, Harley Quinn, like an acrobat from the 'Crazy Graysons', constantly dodged and weaved in the air, miraculously avoiding the bullets.

It was unclear if Harley Quinn was lucky or truly could dodge bullets.

Of course, it was more likely the gang members were just bad shots.

After all, even police officers in America who participated in international tactical competitions weren't great shots, let alone gang members.

Harley landed with a flourish, directly in front of them.

She half-crouched, and a nearby gang member immediately lunged at her.

Harley Quinn casually grabbed a wooden stick from the ground, stood up, and smashed it hard into his face.

"Crack! Home Run!"

Harley Quinn provided her own commentary. After taking down one person, with her combat skills, she easily dealt with the few remaining underlings.

She possessed extremely high agility, her speed far exceeding that of an ordinary person, and she had decent combat skills.

While they might not amount to much against opponents like Batman.

It was easy to bully these underlings.

After quickly dispatching the others, Harley Quinn still looked a bit disheveled, her newly bought clothes already a little dirty.

"Hoo!"

She pouted, blew a few strands of her bangs upwards, and casually rested the wooden stick on her shoulder.

"Don't be scared, Honey, I'll protect you!"

"Are you sure?"

Li Ang walked towards her, giving her a strange look behind her.

Harley Quinn looked back and saw another group of people running towards them. The white powder foundation on her face immediately turned dark.

"Run!"

She immediately dropped the wooden stick, picked up a revolver from the ground, and bolted.

She was just Harley Quinn, not Batwoman; she couldn't fight this many people.

"Don't run!"

"Harley Quinn, stop! Our boss wants to see you!"

The people behind them shouted as they chased.

But Harley Quinn wasn't stupid. She just looked back and asked, "Who is your boss?"

"You'll know when you see him!"

"Get lost!"

She ran even faster.

Li Ang was also experiencing a street chase for the first time. A group of people were pursuing them, and passersby only dared to hide on the sidelines, not even calling the police, as if this was commonplace.

Truly, Gotham had a unique local custom.

He couldn't help but ask Harley Quinn, "Why do you have so many enemies?"

Harley immediately looked wronged. "How should I know? They didn't dare show themselves before!"

Before, Harley had lorded over Gotham's gangs, and these people had only dared to be angry but not speak out.

Who would have thought that now they not only dared to speak but also to act!

This made Harley very annoyed, giving her a sudden feeling of needing to strive for self-improvement.

So, she said angrily, "These people are bullying me too much! I must teach them a lesson!"

"Let's think about how to escape first."

Li Ang said.

"Drive!"

Harley boldly flagged down a car.

The driver, startled, slammed on the brakes, tires nearly smoking.

Harley, without preamble, yanked him out. "Just borrowing your car!"

The man whose car was stolen stood aside obediently, looking like a model Gotham citizen.

Definitely not because of the dark gun barrel pointed at him.

Li Ang suddenly felt like he was back in Los Santos.

He remembered how cool he was when he stole cars back in Los Santos.

Except now the game had become reality.

No time to think, Li Ang immediately got into the passenger seat.

Harley Quinn shouted, "Hold on tight!"

She floored the throttle, and the car shot forward.

All that was left behind were a group of gangsters cursing and firing wildly at the car.

"Hahahaha!"

Harley laughed maniacally, giving Li Ang a taste of a different kind of America.

Seeing they'd lost their pursuers, he said, "Slow down a bit, don't tick off the Gotham PD."

"Darling, was that fun?"

Harley obediently reduced speed, then slung an arm around Li Ang's shoulders.

Could Li Ang say no?

It was indeed fun.

It reminded him of the feeling of being chased with Kara.

Every moment was fraught with danger, and he couldn't sleep soundly at night.

But even so, he found it thrilling.

He just loved that kind of excitement.

"Let's ditch the car and go home."

But after the passion, only the mundane remained.

Li Ang had finally found a stable life, and the thought of Kara made him hesitant to act recklessly.

"We need to see someone first, my friend."

Harley Quinn proposed to Li Ang.

"No."

Li Ang shook his head.

Harley Quinn didn't have friends.

And besides... could her friends be normal people?

Li Ang didn't want to get involved.

However, Harley Quinn immediately pulled out her trump card.

"Daddy!"

Who could resist a cute and coquettish Harley Quinn?

The car drove all the way to London Avenue in the Upper West Side.

Harley Quinn found a spot and abandoned the car. The police would return it to its owner.

So, they were truly just borrowing it.

"We need to hurry, or we'll only have half a day."

Harley Quinn pulled Li Ang along, rushing into a building.

She navigated the elevator like she owned it, pressing the floor button.

"See what friend?"

Li Ang finally asked.

"You'll know when you see her. She's also a great beauty. You can't fall for someone else, okay?"

Harley Quinn said pitifully, looking at Li Ang with her incredibly charming eyes.

Undoubtedly, she possessed the allure of a Hollywood star, but even more striking.

Li Ang felt a pang of tenderness and promised, "I won't stop liking you."

At most... he'd just be a bit of a universal lover.

Harley Quinn, of course, didn't catch on, and smiled reassuringly, "That's good. Don't kiss her later."

"Why would I kiss her?"

Li Ang was a little confused.

But when the elevator door opened, he understood.

The entire corridor was filled with green plants. This was clearly a steel and concrete structure, yet it felt like nature, growing wildly.

The walls were covered in vines, as if alive, guiding them along the corridor.

"Be careful not to touch these little things, or Ivy will get angry."

Ivy, meaning evergreen, was thus used by most people to refer to Poison Ivy.