You'd Better Not Kiss Her

Harley Quinn's enemies were all gangsters too. Li Ang

No one knew how many people in Gotham had criminal records.

At that moment, Li Ang and Harley Quinn exchanged a glance.

There didn't seem to be many enemies.

"Darling, let me fly!"

Harley Quinn immediately made up her mind.

Her ability to run rampant through Gotham didn't rely solely on the Joker's protection.

Li Ang didn't hesitate either. He lifted her up, then hurled Harley Quinn away like he was throwing a human cannonball.

"Wahahaha!"

Harley Quinn shouted excitedly. It was a novel experience she had never had before.

Several gangsters were startled and frantically opened fire at Harley in the sky.

However, Harley Quinn was like an acrobat from the Crazy Grayson troupe, constantly twisting and turning through the air. Miraculously, she dodged the bullets.

Who knew whether Harley Quinn was simply lucky or could really dodge bullets?

Of course, it was more likely that the gangsters were only capable of outlining a person with bullets.

After all, even American police officers who participated in international SWAT competitions had lousy aim, let alone gangsters.

Harley landed with a stylish flourish and came directly before the group.

She crouched halfway down, and the gangster beside her immediately reached out to grab her.

Harley Quinn casually grabbed a wooden stick from the ground, rose, and smashed it viciously into his face.

Bang! Home run!

Harley Quinn provided her own sound effects. After knocking one person down, her Combat Skills made it easy for her to deal with several underlings.

She had extremely high agility, moved much faster than ordinary people, and possessed formidable Combat Skills.

Though that counted for little against an opponent like Batman,

bullying these underlings was easy.

After taking down the others in a few moves, Harley Quinn still looked somewhat disheveled. The clothes she had just bought were already a little dirty.

"Phew!"

She pursed her lips and blew upward at a few strands of her bangs, resting the wooden stick stylishly on her shoulder.

"Don't be scared, honey. I'll protect you!"

"You sure about that?"

Li Ang walked toward her and gave her a strange look, then glanced behind her.

Harley Quinn turned around and saw another group of people running over. Her face, covered in a layer of white foundation, immediately darkened.

"Run!"

She instantly tossed away the wooden stick, picked up a Revolver from the ground, and took off running.

She was only Harley Quinn, not Batwoman. There was no way she could fight that many people.

"Don't run!"

"Harley Quinn, stop! Our boss wants to see you!"

The people behind them shouted as they chased.

But Harley Quinn wasn't stupid. She merely looked back and asked, "Who's your boss?"

"You'll know when you see him!"

"Get lost!"

She ran even faster.

This was also Li Ang's first time experiencing a street pursuit. A group of people chased them, while the bystanders only dared to hide to the side. No one even called the police, as if they were all accustomed to this sort of thing.

Gotham really did have simple and honest folk.

He couldn't help asking Harley Quinn, "Why do you have so many enemies?"

Harley immediately complained, "How should I know? They didn't dare show themselves before!"

Previously, Harley had lorded it over Gotham's gangsters. Those people had only dared to be angry without daring to say anything.

Who would have thought they would not only dare to speak up now, but even dare to attack her?

This infuriated Harley as well, giving her a sudden feeling of having to stand on her own two feet.

So she said angrily, "These people have gone too far! I have to teach them a lesson!"

"Let's think about how to get away first."

Li Ang spoke up.

"Get a car!"

Harley boldly flagged down a car.

The driver was startled and immediately hit the brakes. The tires nearly started smoking.

Harley didn't bother with reason and simply dragged him out. "I'm borrowing your car!"

The man whose car had been stolen obediently stood to one side, looking extremely amiable and like the very picture of a model Gotham citizen.

It definitely wasn't because of the dark gun barrel pointed at him.

Li Ang suddenly felt as if he were in Los Santos.

Back then, he had stolen cars just as stylishly in Los Santos.

Only now, the game had become reality.

With no time to think, Li Ang immediately climbed into the passenger seat.

Harley Quinn shouted, "Buckle up!"

She floored the accelerator, and the car shot forward.

The gangsters were left behind, cursing and swearing as they frantically fired at the car.

"Hahahaha!"

Harley laughed wildly, letting Li Ang experience a different side of America as well.

Seeing that they had shaken off the pursuers, he said, "Slow down. Don't make the Gotham Police Department furious."

"Darling, isn't this fun?"

Harley obediently lowered the speed, then draped an arm around Li Ang's shoulders.

Could Li Ang really say no?

It was indeed a lot of fun.

It reminded him of the time he and Kara had been chased.

They had been on edge every moment, unable to sleep peacefully at night.

Even so, he had still found it thrilling.

He simply liked this kind of excitement.

"Deal with the car, then let's go home."

But after the excitement passed, only ordinary life remained.

Li Ang had finally obtained a stable life. Whenever he thought of Kara, he didn't dare act recklessly.

"Let's go see someone first—my friend."

Harley Quinn suggested it to Li Ang.

"No."

Li Ang shook his head.

Harley Quinn had friends?

And besides... could any of her friends possibly be normal?

Li Ang didn't want to get involved.

However, Harley Quinn immediately brought out her trump card.

"Daddy!"

Who could refuse an adorable Harley Quinn acting spoiled?

The car soon arrived at London Avenue in the Upper West Side.

Harley Quinn found a place to abandon the car. The police would return it to its owner.

So they really were only borrowing it.

"We have to hurry, or we'll only have half a day."

Harley Quinn pulled Li Ang along and hurried into a skyscraper.

She entered the elevator with practiced ease and pressed a floor.

"What friend are we seeing?"

Only then did Li Ang ask.

"You'll know when you see her. She's also a great beauty, so you can't fall for someone else, okay?"

Harley Quinn spoke pitifully, gazing at Li Ang with her highly alluring eyes.

Without a doubt, she possessed the charm of a Hollywood actress—and hers was even more astonishing.

Li Ang's heart softened, and he promised, "I won't stop liking you."

At most... he would just be a little more open-minded.

Harley Quinn naturally didn't catch that implication, so she smiled in relief. "Good. Just don't kiss her later."

"Why would I kiss her?"

Li Ang was somewhat confused.

But when the elevator doors opened, he understood.

The entire corridor was filled with green plants. It was clearly inside a reinforced-concrete building, yet the plants seemed to be growing wildly as though they were in nature.

Vines covered the walls, seemingly alive as they guided them along the corridor.

"Be careful. Don't step on these little things, or Ivy will get angry."

Ivy meant evergreen ivy, which was why most people used it as a nickname for Poison Ivy.