Marvel/DC: Raising Superwomen to Gain Superman Powers
Chapter 25

This Was the Real Harley Quinn

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After the photoshoot ended, Bruce Wayne left as fast as lightning.

Sitting in the car, he hurriedly pulled out his phone. "Alfred, why is Harley Quinn with them?"

"When young men and women spark, it's perfectly normal, Master."

Alfred spoke with utmost composure.

"Joker has already announced that he's completely severed ties with Harley Quinn, and his men no longer listen to her either, so this is free love."

"That's not what I'm concerned about!"

Bruce Wayne said helplessly.

Who cared whether those two shameless lovers were in a free relationship?

"This is a serious problem for Kara. Harley Quinn has a mental illness. She's violent and impossible to predict."

Hearing Bruce, Alfred laughed. "Master, I thought you were going to spend a whole day properly being Bruce Wayne instead of worrying about Batman's affairs."

"People can change. Maybe she's reformed."

"I'd sooner believe she'll drive this father and daughter insane. She committed a crime just last week."

The purple-haired girl Harley Quinn had been watching had stood nearby during the photoshoot.

Afterward, Harley asked her, "Little girl, what's your name?"

The purple-haired girl seemed somewhat shy. She glanced at Harley and said, "Rachel Roth."

"Rachel, good. This is Kara. From now on, she's your boss. If anyone bullies you, call her."

Harley Quinn dragged Kara over. Kara glared at her furiously.

Rachel Roth didn't dare argue with this seemingly "fierce" woman, so she nodded.

"See? Isn't your godmother good to you? She got you a lackey on the very first day of school."

Harley Quinn didn't hold back at all, leaving Rachel Roth's mother extremely embarrassed. It looked like Rachel came from a single-parent family.

Kara was even more embarrassed. She immediately broke free from Harley Quinn. "I'll say it again: you're not my godmother. I'm going to class."

Harley, however, didn't care.

Whether she was your godmother wasn't for a little girl like you to decide.

All she had to do was win Li Ang over.

Kara went to class with Rachel. It seemed Harley's words had worked, at least by making the two girls unite against a common enemy...

"Is she always like that?"

"Don't mind her. She's just crazy. Stay away from her."

"..."

Meanwhile, Harley pulled Li Ang along and asked, "Do you know what we should do now?"

"What?"

"Go home, then **** all day."

Harley Quinn whispered into his ear and even kissed his earlobe.

What a fairy!

But Li Ang was more interested in remodeling Harley now.

Yesterday's old-fashioned Joker costume had left a deep impression on him. It was simply too outdated.

Besides, it didn't show off her beauty at all.

The two of them thus went to Commercial Street and began shopping.

Naturally, Li Ang's deepest impression of Harley Quinn came from the outfit she had worn in the movie Suicide Squad, which he had watched in his previous life.

Li Ang described it all to Harley Quinn, and her eyes immediately lit up.

"This is the best Harley Quinn!"

She cried out almost manically, then immediately went around looking for clothes that matched the requirements.

Fortunately, Gotham was a major city, and they quickly found everything they needed.

The prices weren't expensive, either.

She knew Li Ang's financial situation. Otherwise, she wouldn't have been crammed into such an old apartment with Kara.

But she didn't care, because money wasn't what she liked most.

Harley directly dragged Li Ang to buy the inexpensive versions.

At first, she hadn't wanted to pay and had planned to simply rob the items, but Li Ang wouldn't allow it.

Things were always more expensive in stores and cheaper elsewhere.

It was only a matter of whether one had the right channels.

And in America, there was also a magical place called "Quinsanti's Mysterious Shop."

The goods there were very cheap, and they guaranteed everything was genuine...

Most of them had been obtained through zero-cost shopping.

After they finished shopping, the impatient Harley immediately pulled Li Ang into an empty alley.

"Darling, remember to keep watch for me. Don't let anyone sneak a look."

Harley Quinn's voice came from inside. "Of course, though you can look if you want."

Hearing her seductive voice, Li Ang felt his blood heat up.

He actually discovered that playing around with Harley Quinn was rather fun.

Perhaps people were simply like that. Everyone had a restless, agitated heart.

It was just that he also had Kara.

At the thought of Kara, Li Ang's heart settled down.

He didn't peek at Harley changing inside. Instead, he waited for her transformation.

"Ah! Help!"

Harley's scream came from inside. Li Ang immediately snapped to attention and hurried in.

When he reached the interior, he saw Harley Quinn looking at him with a mischievous smile.

"Darling, you really do care about me!"

She pounced into Li Ang's arms, wrapping both legs around his waist.

Li Ang looked at Harley Quinn in his arms. She had completed her transformation.

She had her familiar twin ponytails. Her upper body was clad in a white corset, leaving a large expanse of skin and cleavage visible. She still wore a red-and-blue jacket over it, while her lower body was dressed in hot red-and-blue shorts, paired with a new set of fishnet stockings and short boots.

She was completely different from the Harley Quinn of the circus before!

Even if she stood in front of people who knew her, they probably wouldn't recognize her.

"How do I look?"

Harley Quinn asked with a smile.

She had seen the satisfaction in Li Ang's eyes, but she still wanted to hear him praise her.

Every woman loved compliments.

"Good-looking, but something's still missing," Li Ang replied.

"What's missing?"

"Makeup!"

"But don't make it as white as before. That was more terrifying than a corpse."

After Li Ang said this, Harley Quinn immediately got an idea. "I know how to do it!"

She immediately began applying her foundation. This time, the powder wasn't as white as before, making her look less frightening and giving her a unique beauty instead.

Then she painted her lips red and applied eyeliner, rather than using those poison-black lips from before.

She even playfully painted a heart on her cheek.

"How do I look?"

"Perfect!"

"This is the new Harley Quinn, completely bidding farewell to the past!"

Harley cheered.

She jumped onto Li Ang again. "Darling, let's go home and—"

"Bang!"

Before she could finish, a gunshot rang out.

Fortunately, the aim was terrible.

Even so, it startled them both.

They turned around and saw several gangsters outside.

"It really is her—Harley Quinn!"

"Joker doesn't care about her anymore. Kill her!"

"No! Grab her first so we can have some fun!"

The gangsters immediately burst out laughing.

Harley Quinn instantly understood what was happening. "Darling, our enemies have come looking for us."

Harley Quinn had acted without restraint in Gotham, so she naturally had plenty of enemies.

It was just that Joker had protected her before, and few people had dared cause her trouble.

But things were different now.

In the eyes of these enemies, Harley Quinn had suddenly become an easy target, so naturally, anyone with a grudge had come to settle it.

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