Chapter Summaries

Shark Nine and Whale Eight cornered Chu Chu, while Song Shuhang and a giant whale fell from the sky above the Eastern Sea. Song Shuhang recovered memories of the Mysterious Island and activated his Mouth Aperture while using the Lion's Roar Technique.

• Shark Nine attacked Chu Chu with his Hundred Shark Palm, but she shattered his water sharks with sword strikes and tried to escape.
• Whale Eight intercepted Chu Chu, grabbed her, and crushed her with his strength and invading true qi.
• As Chu Chu drifted toward unconsciousness, she hallucinated a giant whale flying through the sky.
• Song Shuhang woke while falling beside a giant whale and recalled memories of his children, Song Ren and Song Miao, as well as the Mysterious Island.
• Song Shuhang used the Lion's Roar Technique, causing the qi in his Mouth Aperture and his Blood Qi to surge.

Song Shuhang awakened the Phantom Voice talent and used Senior White’s flying sword and a Sword Talisman to fight Whale Eight and Shark Nine after arriving in the Eastern Sea. Whale Eight crushed Chu Chu and badly wounded Song Shuhang, who stalled for time by claiming his Qilin Arm was burning as Venerable White approached.

• Song Shuhang awakened Phantom Voice and combined it with his Lion’s Roar Technique, disorienting Chu Chu, Whale Eight, and Shark Nine.
• Senior White’s flying sword carried a giant whale into the sea, and Song Shuhang landed safely nearby.
• Shark Nine attacked Song Shuhang, who used a Sword Talisman to strike him into the sea.
• Whale Eight refused to release Chu Chu and crushed her before charging Song Shuhang.
• Whale Eight’s Giant Whale Jet overwhelmed Song Shuhang’s Flame Blade, but the Spirit Ghost’s Golden Buckler helped him survive.
• Song Shuhang claimed his Qilin Arm was beginning to burn while Venerable White used the Myriad-Mile Escape Technique to reach him.

Song Shuhang bluffed Whale Eight until Venerable White arrived and subdued him, then learned that Venerable White knew he had visited the Mysterious Island and lost some memories. Venerable White captured Whale Eight for Medicine Master’s research, while Song Shuhang treated the gravely injured woman in black and left Shark Nine untreated.

• Whale Eight saw through Song Shuhang’s Qilin Arm bluff and charged, but Venerable White kicked him away before he could attack.
• Venerable White blocked Whale Eight’s escape, and Song Shuhang left the captured Second-Grade cultivator in Venerable White’s hands for Medicine Master’s experiments.
• Venerable White confirmed that Song Shuhang had visited the Mysterious Island and explained that he had been unable to fish him out before Song Shuhang was sent away.
• Whale Eight tried to kill himself with poison, but Venerable White removed the poison and kept him alive for Medicine Master.
• Venerable White summoned Shark Nine and the injured woman in black from the seafloor, and Song Shuhang used a Healing Spell to preserve the woman’s life while leaving Shark Nine untreated.

Song Shuhang and Venerable White reached an island, where White stabilized the injured Chu Chu while Shuhang dealt with Doudou and Little Guoguo. Chu Chu awoke worried that her injuries would keep her from the Immortal Severing Platform battle, then fainted again when Shuhang estimated she would need months to recover.

• Venerable White took Doudou, Little Guoguo, Whale Eight, and Song Shuhang to a nearby island, while Doudou and Little Guoguo remained unable to move from a spell.
• Song Shuhang smacked Little Guoguo for running away from home, then warned him not to do it again.
• Song Shuhang told Venerable White about vivid memories of a wife, a son, and a daughter from the Mysterious Island, and White suggested Medicine Master examine him.
• Venerable White treated Chu Chu's worst injuries on the island, then entered a four-hour retreat while Song Shuhang watched over her.
• Chu Chu awoke and learned that Song Shuhang had rescued her, but she panicked when he guessed that her recovery could take a few months and fainted again.

Song Shuhang treated the badly injured Chu Chu, learned she was a Chu Aristocratic Clan disciple targeted by the Void Sword Sect, and discovered treasures in his belongings. Meanwhile, several groups of people from Heaven’s Island arrived unconscious on another island, where primitive people gathered around them.

• Song Shuhang healed Chu Chu again, and she introduced herself as a Chu Aristocratic Clan disciple pursued by people hired amid her clan’s dispute with the Void Sword Sect.
• Song Shuhang recognized the dispute as connected to a Sword Formula and introduced himself, Guoguo, and Doudou to Chu Chu.
• Chu Chu asked Song Shuhang to return her remains to her clan if she died, then lost consciousness again.
• Song Shuhang found Dragonbone Withered Vine and an Inch-Finger Snake Wallet among his belongings, and used the wallet to store his backpack.
• Four groups of passengers, including Ji Shuangxue, Gao Moumou, Joseph, and the plane’s other passengers, landed unconscious on a Pacific island.
• Primitive people found the passengers, and their captain stopped one primitive from suggesting they eat them.

The passengers woke in a thatched hut among armed primitives and wondered how they had arrived there, while Song Shuhang was missing. The primitives recited the Three Character Classic until a feared man in a black trench coat arrived and punished one who stumbled.

• The primitives carried the unconscious passengers to a thatched hut, where they later woke surrounded by armed, painted tribespeople.
• Joseph protected Ji Shuangxue and searched for his master, Song Shuhang, while Gao Moumou, Tubo, and the others also noticed he was missing.
• The captain and passengers speculated whether their plane had crashed or they had traveled through time.
• A female primitive began reciting the Three Character Classic, and the others joined in until Lu Fei's laughter made one primitive stumble.
• A man in a black trench coat entered, and the primitives fell silent as he struck the stumbling primitive's palms with a ruler.

Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman mistook Professor Nan Tianxing, a plant researcher, for a Chinese teacher and tasked him with teaching the Savage Islanders the Analects. The passengers agreed to help, then learned that Nan Tianxing had no expertise in Chinese literature or teaching.

• Seven Lives Talisman punished a Savage Islander and welcomed the passengers, then recognized Professor Nan Tianxing as a university professor.
• Seven Lives Talisman assumed Professor Nan Tianxing taught Chinese and handed him the ruler, assigning him to teach the Analects to the islanders.
• Professor Nan Tianxing accepted the task and enlisted the passengers, fearing they might be unsafe without the ruler.
• Seven Lives Talisman left to ask the Nine Provinces Number One Group about the passengers and his friend Drunk Cloud Layman.
• Tubo asked how they should teach the Analects, and Professor Nan Tianxing revealed that he specialized in plant research.

After the plane crash stranded them on an isolated island, Lu Fei’s group planned to teach the island’s residents The Analects but lacked a textbook, so they went to ask Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman for one and to learn what happened to Song Shuhang. Seven Lives Talisman discovered the professor and passengers had not been sent by Bright Moon, When Will You Be, just as the group arrived at his residence.

• Lu Fei’s elder sister proposed having Professor Nan teach the residents to memorize The Analects, but the group realized they had no textbook and nobody could recite it from memory.
• Tubo suggested asking the man in the black trench coat for a copy, and Zhuge Zhongyang, Gao Moumou, Lu Fei, her elder sister, Joseph, Ji Shuangxue, Tubo, and Professor Nan set out together.
• Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman logged into the Nine Provinces Number One Group and thanked Bright Moon, When Will You Be for sending Professor Nan and the other passengers, while Mad Saber Three Waves and Northern River’s Loose Cultivator joked over the wrong names.
• Bright Moon, When Will You Be clarified that he had not sent the professor, leaving Seven Lives Talisman wondering which fellow daoist had arranged the help.
• Gao Moumou, Tubo, Professor Nan, and the others arrived outside Seven Lives Talisman’s residence to ask for The Analects and inquire about Song Shuhang.

Gao Moumou and his companions met Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman, who welcomed them as Song Shuhang’s friends and arranged lodging, food, and a copy of The Analects. Meanwhile, Song Shuhang sensed the Dragon Gate Leap realm but chose not to attempt a breakthrough, while Whale Eight and Shark Nine heard from Wolf One.

• Zhuge Zhongyang asked Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman for a complete copy of The Analects, and he agreed to provide one.
• Gao Moumou asked whether Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman had seen Song Shuhang, and the lord recognized him by his online username.
• Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman welcomed Gao Moumou and Tubo, promised to check on Song Shuhang, and arranged comfortable lodging, food, and a copy of The Analects for the group.
• Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman thanked Song Shuhang in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, where Copper Trigram Immortal Master said he was traveling to Song Shuhang’s island with medicine.
• Song Shuhang sensed the Dragon Gate Leap realm during meditation but stopped before attempting the breakthrough.
• Wolf One contacted the bound Whale Eight and Shark Nine and asked whether they had caught the little bitch.

Venerable White identified Whale Eight and Shark Nine as members of the Thirty-Three Beast God Sect and discussed how their incomplete cultivation technique might help Song Shuhang. Copper Trigram Immortal Master arrived on the island with an ointment from Medicine Master.

• Wolf One lost contact with Whale Eight and Shark Nine, then gathered the other members to search for them.
• Venerable White recognized Whale Eight's Colossal Whale Technique and connected it to the Thirty-Three Beasts Innate Unity Qi Technique.
• Venerable White explained innate true qi and suggested the technique's first two volumes could help Song Shuhang cultivate pseudo-innate true qi.
• Whale Eight denied that the sect's technique could produce pseudo-innate true qi, and Venerable White knocked him unconscious while explaining the inheritance required all thirty-three techniques or external aids.
• Copper Trigram Immortal Master arrived at the deserted island and gave Song Shuhang an ointment from Medicine Master.

Copper Trigram Immortal Master brought healing ointment for Miss Chu Chu, then revealed that his divinations had frightened his disciple Iron Trigram into seclusion. He came specifically to find Song Shuhang, and Song Shuhang guessed that Venerable White might be able to help.

• Copper Trigram Immortal Master delivered Medicine Master's ointment, and Venerable White applied it to Miss Chu Chu.
• Copper Trigram Immortal Master and Doudou spotted black misfortune mixed with a trace of pink over Song Shuhang's forehead, while Copper Trigram's divination declared romantic good luck.
• Song Shuhang decided to stay close to Venerable White and avoid women until the bad omen faded.
• Copper Trigram Immortal Master explained that his best-ever auspicious prediction had terrified Iron Trigram into locking himself in seclusion.
• Copper Trigram Immortal Master admitted that he had never made a correct prediction and said he had come specifically to find Song Shuhang, who suspected Venerable White could help.

Song Shuhang learned that the passengers from his plane had been sent to Seven Lives Talisman’s island and used Copper Trigram’s phone to contact him. He also tried to download Soft Feather’s sticker pack, which she planned to upload to the group, and asked Seven Lives Talisman to look after his friends.

• Copper Trigram explained that he was considering inviting Venerable White to help Iron Trigram, then questioned Song Shuhang about the Chu Aristocratic Clan girl.
• Copper Trigram showed Song Shuhang Seven Lives Talisman’s group message thanking him for sending language teachers, leading Song Shuhang to realize the plane’s passengers might have ended up on Seven Lives Talisman’s island.
• Song Shuhang borrowed Copper Trigram’s phone, saw the news report about the missing plane, and tried to contact his family and friends.
• Song Shuhang and Soft Feather failed to transfer her sticker pack, so she agreed to upload it to the group’s shared space.
• Song Shuhang messaged Seven Lives Talisman, explained the misunderstanding, and asked him to look after Gao Moumou and the other passengers.

Song Shuhang reassured his family that he and the other passengers were safe, while Venerable White prepared to meet the Thirty-Three Beast God Sect. Meanwhile, Soft Feather’s Senior White sticker pack took over the Nine Provinces Number One Group, where she revealed that Song Shuhang had helped create the images.

• Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman agreed to arrange a way for the stranded passengers to contact their families, and Song Shuhang called Mom Song to assure her that he was safe.
• Copper Trigram Immortal Master said True Lord Yellow Mountain had supplied his special phone, and Venerable White offered to modify Song Shuhang’s phone later.
• Venerable White said Chu Chu’s injuries were healing but that she would miss the Immortal Severing Platform matches, then waited for Wolf One, Ox Two, and the others from the Thirty-Three Beast God Sect.
• Soft Feather uploaded the Senior White Sticker Pack, and the Nine Provinces Number One Group’s members downloaded it, changed their profile pictures, and flooded the chat with stickers.
• True Lord Yellow Mountain noticed hands in one sticker and asked Soft Feather who had dressed Venerable White up; Soft Feather revealed that they were Senior Song’s hands.

True Lord White Crane resolved the issues involving Li Xihua and the space station and set off to report to Venerable White. On the island, Song Shuhang prepared for the group’s overnight stay, then discovered that Onion Lady had lost her memories and found her missing shoot tip in his pocket.

• True Lord White Crane told True Lord Yellow Mountain that Li Xihua’s situation and the space station damage had been resolved, then flew off to find Venerable White.
• Song Shuhang, Doudou, and Guoguo tried to arrange shelter, and Copper Trigram Immortal Master supplied tents after Doudou built himself a doghouse.
• Copper Trigram Immortal Master went hunting while Song Shuhang checked whether Onion Lady remembered the Mysterious Island.
• Onion Lady remembered nothing and accused Song Shuhang of pinching off her shoot tip, which he found inside a small paper packet in his pocket.

Song Shuhang discovered that he had pinched off Onion Lady’s sprout and promised to compensate her, then joined the others for a meal. After Venerable White hinted that he knew about the hairstyle photos, Song Shuhang feared Soft Feather had exposed him, while Copper Trigram left to perform his ritual.

• Onion Lady accused Song Shuhang of pinching off her sprout, and he promised to find a way to compensate her.
• Copper Trigram Immortal Master downloaded Soft Feather’s Senior White Sticker Pack and learned that she had identified Song Shuhang as the person dressing Venerable White up.
• Song Shuhang invited Venerable White to eat, and Venerable White showed him a twin-tailed hairstyle that reminded him of the photos he had taken with Soft Feather.
• Song Shuhang worried that Soft Feather had revealed their stunt and fell after tripping over a stone.
• After dinner, Copper Trigram Immortal Master flew off to perform his ritual before Song Shuhang could borrow his phone, and Venerable White told everyone to get some rest.

Song Shuhang woke to find Copper Trigram Immortal Master using a Disguise Technique and Bone-Shrinking Skill to appear as a beautiful woman. The disguise failed to protect Copper Trigram from Venerable White, who appeared nearby playing with ants and crushed one as he greeted him.

• Song Shuhang went to greet Copper Trigram Immortal Master at the barbecue and noticed that the senior had transformed into a woman.
• Copper Trigram explained that his Disguise Technique and Bone-Shrinking Skill let him change his appearance and figure, while keeping his true gender and appearance secret.
• Copper Trigram said he had disguised himself as a woman to feel safer around Venerable White.
• Song Shuhang spotted Venerable White behind Copper Trigram, crouched over a group of ants.
• Venerable White greeted Copper Trigram and crushed an ant, bringing tears to Copper Trigram's eyes.

Venerable White gave Copper Trigram Immortal Master a lesser dragon vein’s tail in exchange for helping Zhou Li reconcile with Ouyang Yuan. After sending Copper Trigram off on his new Disposable Flying Sword 005, Venerable White left Song Shuhang fearing he might be the weapon’s next test rider.

• Copper Trigram Immortal Master divined that the Thirty-Three Beast God Sect would arrive that day, and Venerable White took his answer to mean they would not come.
• Venerable White offered Copper Trigram a lesser dragon vein’s tail to help him gather fortune, in return for resolving Zhou Li and Ouyang Yuan’s misunderstanding.
• Venerable White explained how Doudou’s prank, Zhou Li’s blunt confession, and a Demon Catcher girl’s offer had upset Ouyang Yuan, and Copper Trigram agreed to help.
• Venerable White launched Copper Trigram and his handcart on the Disposable Flying Sword 005, whose curving flight sent Copper Trigram screaming into the distance.
• Venerable White assessed the flying sword’s performance and said he needed to make another one, leaving Song Shuhang worried he might be its intended rider.

Song Shuhang feared Venerable White was preparing to launch him on a dangerous flying sword, while Venerable White summoned Su Clan's Seven to collect dragonbone withered vine. On a Pacific island, the old professor and the others discovered that the tribespeople's written Chinese characters looked like talismans.

• Song Shuhang asked to borrow Venerable White's phone, but Venerable White contacted Su Clan's Seven himself and had Song Shuhang tend the barbecue.
• Venerable White offered Su Clan's Seven sixteen pieces of dragonbone withered vine, sent him the island's coordinates, and invited him to come.
• Su Clan's Seven accepted the offer and set out toward Venerable White, despite fearing that the invitation might spell trouble.
• Venerable White whittled a new flying sword, upgraded it with a spiraling flight path and meteor effect, and named it the Disposable Meteor Sword 001.
• Song Shuhang overheard Venerable White describing the new sword and feared he would be sent flying on it.
• The old professor and the others tested the tribespeople's Chinese writing and found their characters looked like incomprehensible talisman scrawls.

Gao Moumou and the other passengers decided to teach the island natives proper Chinese characters, prompting Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman to realize his writing might be flawed. On the isolated island, Song Shuhang gave Su Clan's Seven sixteen stalks of dragonbone withered vine for Sixteen, while Venerable White sent A-Qi flying away on a dangerous experimental sword and told Shuhang to seek firsthand experience swimming against the current.

• Gao Moumou, the old professor, and the other passengers resolved to teach the island natives proper Chinese characters before moving on to The Analects.
• Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman realized the characters he had taught the natives might be wrong and went to join the teaching effort to fulfill his grand vow.
• Su Clan's Seven arrived at the isolated island, and Song Shuhang handed him sixteen stalks of dragonbone withered vine for Sixteen's recovery.
• Venerable White launched Su Clan's Seven away on a Disposable Meteor Sword 001 Edition, whose spiraling, curving flight left A-Qi screaming across the sky.
• Venerable White advised Song Shuhang to experience swimming against the current to prepare for challenging the dragon gate, and Shuhang suggested practicing against a waterfall.

Venerable White tried out his newly comprehended illusory reality ability on Song Shuhang, who feared he had been caught in the aftermath of White’s catastrophic fall. Song Shuhang woke unharmed but discovered the ability had shaved a strip of hair from his head, leaving him bald after White tidied up the rest.

• Song Shuhang asked Venerable White for another way to experience the Dragon Gate Leap, and White explained his illusory reality ability before spacing out and falling forward.
• Song Shuhang tried to catch Venerable White, blacked out amid the apparent destruction, and woke to find both himself and the ground unharmed while White lay face-down.
• True Lord White Crane spotted Su Clan’s Seven racing by on a Disposable Flying Sword, then continued toward Venerable White.
• Venerable Spirit Butterfly ordered Liu Jianyi to leave the Chu Aristocratic Clan and Void Sword Sect alone for now, then secretly used Soft Feather’s account to download Senior White stickers and set one as her avatar.
• Iron Trigram Diviner downloaded the Senior White sticker pack, chose a blessing sticker, and prayed to it for good fortune.
• Song Shuhang discovered that a strip of hair had been cut from his head, asked Venerable White to shave it all off, and told the little monk he was only changing his hairstyle.