Ophis: I'll Pound Your Chest with My Tiny Fists! / Illya: Why Are You Researching Gender-Swap Potions, Big Sister Haibara?!

Nanoha and Fate exchanged a glance, then both revealed mysterious smiles.

"We'd already had some ideas. We just wanted to stay with Brother Chu Chen in this world a little longer, so we hadn't kept choosing targets. Besides, there might be even better targets later."

"But one of the targets has already been chosen..."

Takamachi Nanoha Team has sold a Selection System. System host: Infinite Dragon God Orphis. Team points gained: 20000

Strongest Dragon God Selection System loaded. Please claim the Beginner's Gift Package...

Infinite Dragon God Orphis has opened the Beginner's Gift Package. Obtained character template: Orphis. It has fused into Orphis's body, doubling all of Orphis's abilities and automatically integrating the two portions of Infinite Power. Congratulations, host, you have obtained the Authority: Infinity (Fragment).

... ... ...

Chu Chen cast a slightly surprised look at Orphis. Nanoha and Fate had actually given the system to Orphis...

And... Orphis's serpent... This thing was actually worth 20,000 points? Wasn't this something sold wholesale?

Even wholesale goods were this expensive? Or was there something special about this serpent?

Or was the Selection System itself simply expensive, which meant the calculated price was higher too?

Ding! Selection has begun! Selection time: 1 minute.

System Administrator Chu Chen, a Loli Kidnapper, was actually holding this system's host in his arms. What would you choose at this time?

1. As this system's host, how could you accept the embrace of a Loli Kidnapper? Go beat up System Administrator Chu Chen, the Loli Kidnapper, right now!

2. As this system's host, since you naturally had the body of a loli, you should act like one. Quietly lie in the arms of System Administrator Chu Chen, the Loli Kidnapper, and put on an expression of enjoyment.

Selection rewards: Choice 1: Inheritance of the Bible God.

Choice 2: Loli Moe Kill Index +1.

What was an expression of enjoyment? Orphis tilted her head. Unable to understand, she silently turned her attention to Choice 1, and then—

In an instant, Orphis fixed her intimidating gaze on Chu Chen, who was holding her.

Those eyes looked as though they were staring at a plate of mouthwatering food, sending a shiver down Chu Chen's spine.

Chu Chen: "???"

Were all your Selection Systems this in need of discipline? I seriously suspect every single one of you Selection Systems is lacking re-education! I'm your creator, for crying out loud. Why did every one of you like targeting me?!

The last one called me a Loli Kidnapper! This one was encouraging its host to beat me up!

And it even made it a choice? Choice my ass! Wasn't this obviously trying to get Orphis to beat me up?!

One was the inheritance of the Bible God, and the other was Loli Moe Kill Index +1. Any normal person knew what to choose... Were you deliberately stirring things up?! How was this any different from putting a bounty on my head and making it the highest bounty on the list?!

Believe it or not, I'll send you all back to the furnace for a remake right now!

Orphis: Little Fist Punching Your Chest!

Nanoha and Fate really wanted to see Chu Chen make a fool of himself. After all, Chu Chen had once wanted to upload their ridiculous facial expressions to the System Network. Though he ultimately hadn't done it, Nanoha and Fate felt that using Chu Chen's Dark History to threaten him into not uploading theirs to the System Network would be much better.

Unfortunately, Rias happened to come knocking at that moment, hoping Chu Chen and the others could train her and her Familia Members.

Chu Chen guessed Asuna had told her about the training. If he remembered correctly, Rias also had a marriage engagement with the Phoenix Family. However, due to the characteristics of Phoenix Family devils, the Phoenix's power was indeed terrifying. After all, the ability to recover endlessly was truly troublesome. Furthermore, Rias's strength was originally not far behind that turkey from the Phoenix Family, but because of that particular trait, it was extremely difficult for Rias to defeat him.

But that was also because Rias had not trained her Destruction Magic very much.

The nature of Destruction Magic itself was extremely frightening. If this magic power were cultivated to its limit, it could greatly affect the Phoenix's regenerative abilities as well. Therefore, Rias's cultivation of her Destruction Magic was still far from sufficient.

Having personally experienced the power of Sazex's Destruction Magic, Chu Chen understood this very well.

Thus, Nanoha and Fate were dragged away by Rias with great reluctance.

"Wuwuwuwu... I'll definitely be back! Orphis-chan, remember to beat up Brother Chu Chen a few more times for us..."

"It actually... failed..."

Chu Chen rolled his eyes at the two being dragged away, then silently opened up a separate space and entered it with Orphis.

Soon afterward, earth-shattering sounds began to ring out from the separate space Chu Chen had created.

Takamachi Nanoha: "So frustrating! We could have recorded Brother Chu Chen getting brutally beaten up by Orphis-chan!"

Fate Testarossa: "It's such a shame Orphis hasn't joined the network, or we could have had Orphis take pictures!"

Takamachi Nanoha: "Brother Chu Chen definitely did it on purpose. He'll pull Orphis-chan in only after he gets beaten up!"

Haibara Ai: "So what exactly happened? Is there actually someone in that world who can beat up the Administrator?"

Loki: "Just from what Nanoha-chan and Fate-chan said, it's obvious. That Infinite Dragon God, who claims to have infinite magic power and infinite strength, is PKing with our loli-con Administrator right now. I don't know how strong the Administrator is, but he probably can't beat her! Especially since Nanoha-chan and Fate-chan sold her a system!"

Although Loki's power had been sealed, she had also obtained a Check-in System, so she knew very well just how much power such a system could bring someone. Not to mention someone whose strength was already so absurd.

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Although I want to bet that the Administrator won't get brutally beaten up, what Loki said seems quite reasonable. The Administrator seems to think very highly of Orphis-chan's strength... So the Administrator probably can't beat Orphis-chan!"

Haibara Ai: "In other words, our Administrator is getting beaten up right now (element detected)! (*^▽^*)!"

Loki: "I suddenly feel much happier! (*^▽^*)!"

Administrator: "Who told you I'm getting beaten up right now?!"

Haibara Ai: "!!!"

Loki: "!!!"

Yukino Yukinoshita: "!!!"

Takamachi Nanoha: "That's not right! Shouldn't Orphis-chan be fighting you right now, Brother Chu Chen?"

Fate Testarossa: "Could it be that the battle is already over? But that was way too fast..."

Haibara Ai: "The legendary one-second man... (*￣︶￣)..."

Administrator: "Ai, do you want to find out whether I'm the kind of one-second man you're talking about..."

Loki: "Damn loli-con!"

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Damn loli-con!"

Takamachi Nanoha: "Damn loli-con!"

Administrator: "The person involved hasn't even said anything. Why are you all getting so worked up here?!"

Illyasviel von Einzbern: "I obviously can do it, so why doesn't Teacher Chu Chen ever come looking for me..."

Ilyasviel: "Waaaaaaah! Don't use my face to say something so shameless!!"

Illyasviel von Einzbern: "Hehehehe... Are you embarrassed because it's me, or because I said what you were thinking deep down, Illya...?"

Ilyasviel: "Waaaaaaah!!!!!!!! What the hell are you talking about?!"

Haibara Ai: "I'm thinking about whether I should find a chance to make an APTX4869 for Nanoha, have her secretly put it in the Administrator's usual drinking water, and turn the Administrator into a child. Then let's see how you flirt with lolis!"

Administrator: "Wouldn't that be even better? Being the same age as lolis would greatly lower their guard, making them easier to flirt with... Feelings definitely had to be cultivated from a young age..."

Haibara Ai: "Hiss... As expected of you! You can even find a way to make that work!"

Administrator: "All right, enough talking. I'm PKing with Orphis. I don't have time to chat with you!"

Although Chu Chen had indeed said he was not getting beaten up, Orphis was indeed not so easy for him to knock down...

What's more, Orphis's mission had been to beat him up in the first place. Though he did not really want Orphis to hit him, he could not simply give up a King-tier reward either, so—

Orphis made a sudden dash and instantly arrived in front of Chu Chen, then raised both hands!

—Little Fist Punching Your Chest!

This was what Chu Chen and Orphis had agreed on. Alicia had been able to muddle through things with eye drops before, so Orphis using this trick should have been enough to muddle through as well.

After upgrading, this system has become much more intelligent. Please do not attempt to fool this system in such a manner, host. Otherwise, the selection will become invalid. 5.3

Orphis: "..."

Chu Chen: "..."

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!!!!

The magic power within Orphis instantly surged. The Authority: Infinity (Fragment) activated, and her fist immediately filled Chu Chen's vision.

"Authority: Petrification (Fragment)!"

In an instant, the entire separate space began turning into a world of stone. Even magic power and space itself began to petrify.

Orphis's fist gradually began turning to stone, but the circulation of Infinite Power began suppressing the petrification.

The powers of both sides began canceling each other out, and then—

Orphis forcibly punched a pair of panda eyes onto Chu Chen's face.

Illya: Why Are You Researching Something Like Gender-Bending Potion, Big Sister Ai?!

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"

Seeing Chu Chen's panda eyes, Nanoha immediately burst into laughter, clutching her stomach as she collapsed onto the sofa.

Fate, on the other hand, desperately held back her laughter, her body nearly bending over. It made Chu Chen feel incredibly annoyed. Were these two really that bored?!

Compared to his two panda eyes, Chu Chen was more interested in the power of the Authority Orphis had unleashed in that instant.

Orphis's Authority: Infinity (Fragment) was indeed powerful. As long as it remained active, Orphis's strength would never run dry. Even if this were the state from the original story, where Orphis had been drained of part of her power by the Dragon Eater Samael, all Orphis needed now was to bring out the Authority: Infinity (Fragment), and she could return to her peak once more.

Orphis's power, with the Authority: Infinity (Fragment), was genuinely infinite.

His Authority of Petrification and her Authority of Infinity apparently were not on the same level. Although he could petrify an entire world in an instant, even instantly petrifying Orphis's magic power and rendering her attack ineffective, Orphis's infinity could break free from his petrification. Therefore, Chu Chen estimated that his Petrification Authority was inferior to Orphis's infinity.

Still, getting punched into having panda eyes really was uncomfortable... Orphis hit really hard!

Haibara Ai: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"

Loki: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"

Alicia Testarossa: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"

Ilyasviel: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"

Administrator: "You lot, have you laughed enough? Believe it or not, I'll head over there right now and take a copy of each of your Dark Histories!"

Haibara Ai: "Whatever... I've already downloaded that picture and set it as my phone wallpaper..."

Loki: "Phone wallpaper? That sounds like some pretty interesting high-tech stuff. Ai-chan, give me one too!"

Haibara Ai: "Come on, come on! I have plenty of phones here. Giving you one is no big deal!"

Alicia Testarossa: "Um... I want one too, Big Sister Ai..."

Haibara Ai: "Don't worry, everyone gets one!"

Ilyasviel: "Big Sister Ai..."

Administrator: "Illya, I've got ten sets—no, a hundred sets—of elementary school entrance exam papers here. If you don't want to write until your hands break, you'd better think carefully. If I catch you even once, then prepare for your hands to break! (*￣︶￣)!"

Ilyasviel: "ヽ(＿;)ノ... Teacher Chu Chen! I didn't do anything! I already deleted that picture!"

Administrator: "Then you know what to do, right?"

Ilyasviel: "Yes! ヽ(＿;)ノ... The magical girl Illya, guardian of love and peace, is here! Wicked Haibara Ai, how dare you persecute Teacher Chu Chen! Surrender at once! Today, I'll make you delete every single photo!"

Haibara Ai: "Hey, hey, hey! Illya, this is my laboratory! Don't go messing around in here! If the lab explodes later, you're paying for it! And if some reagents happen to splash onto you and turn you into a man, I won't be responsible!"

Ilyasviel: "!!!"

Loki: "!!!"

Loki: "Why am I inexplicably a little excited? How many reagents like that do you have, and how long do they last? I'll take them back and try them on the other gods. That sounds super interesting! If Freya turned into a man or something, just thinking about it sounds hilarious! That woman would probably go insane..."

Ais Wallenstein: "Loki, that's really awful..."

Loki: "Ais, you can't say that. Maybe doing this could deal a huge blow to the Freya Familia!"

Ilyasviel: "(╯‵□)╯︵┻━┻! Big Sister Ai, why would you research something like a Gender-Bending Potion when you had nothing better to do?! Aren't you afraid that one day you might accidentally get splashed with it and turn into a man?!"

Haibara Ai: "Ahem... Well... I definitely took protective measures while researching it!"

Yukino Yukinoshita: "For use on the Administrator?"

Haibara Ai: "..."

Administrator: "!!!!!"