Nanoha and Fate exchanged a glance, then both revealed a mysterious smile.
"We had this idea for a while, we just wanted to stay with Chu Chen-niichan in this world a little longer, so we didn't pick a partner until now. Besides, maybe there will be even better partners later on."
"But one of the partners has already been chosen..."
[Takamachi Nanoha's team has sold a selection system. System Host: Infinite Dragon God Orphis. Received team points: 20,000]
[Strongest Dragon God Selection System has been loaded. Please, Host, claim your Beginner's Gift Package...]
[Infinite Dragon God Orphis has opened the Beginner's Gift Package. Received character template: Orphis. Has been fused into Orphis's body, doubling Orphis's total abilities and automatically integrating two portions of Infinite Power. Congratulations, Host, for obtaining the Authority: Infinite (Fragment)]
... ... ...
Chu Chen looked at Orphis with slight surprise. Nanoha and Fate actually gave the system to Orphis...
And... Orphis's snake? This thing is worth 20,000 points? Isn't this thing sold in bulk?
Are bulk items really this expensive? Or does this snake have some special characteristic?
Or is it because the selection system itself is quite expensive, so the pricing is also higher?
[Ding! Selection has begun! Selection time: 1 minute]
[As the system administrator, Chu Chen, the Loli Kidnapper, is holding the system host in your arms. What do you choose to do at this moment:]
[1. As the host of this system, how can you accept the embrace of the Loli Kidnapper? Immediately go and beat up the system administrator Chu Chen, the Loli Kidnapper!]
[2. As the host of this system, a loli should act like a loli. Silently lie in the arms of the system administrator Chu Chen, the Loli Kidnapper, with an expression of enjoyment on your face.]
[Selection Reward: Choice 1: Inheritance of the Bible God]
[Choice 2: Loli Moe Kill Index +1]
What is an expression of enjoyment? Orphis tilted its head, not understanding. After a moment, it silently shifted its gaze to Choice 1, and then—
In an instant, Orphis's piercing gaze fixed on Chu Chen, who was holding it.
Those eyes seemed to be looking at a mouth-watering delicacy, sending a shiver down Chu Chen's spine.
Chu Chen: "???"
Are all your selection systems this deserving of a beating? I seriously suspect that all of you selection systems are lacking in re-education! I am, after all, your creator. Why do you all like to target me!
The last one called me a Loli Kidnapper! This one is instigating the host to beat me up!
And you even give me choices? What kind of choices are these! Isn't it obvious that you want Orphis to beat me up!
One is the inheritance of the Bible God, the other is +1 to the Moe Kill Index. Any normal person knows which one to choose... Are you trying to cause trouble! Is this any different from someone putting a bounty on my head, with my bounty value ranking first on the bounty board!
Believe it or not, I'll have you all remade right now!
Chapter 84: Orphis: Little Fist Punching Your Chest! (Seeking Subscription)
Nanoha and Fate really wanted to see Chu Chen embarrassed. It was all because Chu Chen had wanted to upload their embarrassed faces to the System Network back then. Although he didn't end up doing it, Nanoha and Fate felt that it would be much better if they could use Chu Chen's dark history to threaten him into not uploading their dark history to the System Network.
However, unfortunately, Rias coincidentally came to visit, hoping that Chu Chen and the others could train her and her Familia members.
Chu Chen guessed that this training request was likely told to her by Asuna. Chu Chen didn't recall incorrectly, Rias also had an engagement with the Phoenix Family. However, due to the characteristics of the Demons of the Phoenix Family, the power of the Phoenix, which could recover infinitely, was indeed quite troublesome. Moreover, the strength difference between Rias and that turkey from the Phoenix Family was not significant. But because of such a characteristic, it was very difficult for Rias to defeat her opponent.
However, this was also because Rias had not trained her Destruction Magic much.
The nature of Destruction Magic itself was terrifying. If this magic power was cultivated to its extreme, it could also have a significant impact on the recovery effect of the Phoenix. Therefore, Rias's cultivation of her Destruction Magic was not yet sufficient.
Chu Chen, who had personally experienced the power of Sazex's Destruction Magic, was very clear about this.
Thus, Nanoha and Fate were unwillingly dragged away by Rias.
"Wuwuwuwu... I will definitely return! Orphis-chan, remember to beat up Chu Chen-niichan for us..."
"To think... it failed..."
Chu Chen rolled his eyes at the two who were dragged away, then silently opened up a different dimension and walked into it with Orphis.
Afterward, sounds like the sky collapsing and the earth shattering echoed from the different dimension Chu Chen had opened.
Takamachi Nanoha: "So unwilling! I could have taken a picture of Orphis-chan beating up Chu Chen-niichan!"
Fate Testarossa: "It's a shame Orphis isn't connected to the network, otherwise we could have had Orphis take pictures!"
Takamachi Nanoha: "Chu Chen-niichan definitely did this on purpose, waiting until he got beaten up before pulling Orphis-chan in!"
Haibara Ai: "So what exactly happened? Is there anyone in that world who can actually beat up the administrator?"
Loki: "Just by hearing Nanoha-chan and Fate-chan's words, I can tell. The Infinite Dragon God, who is said to have infinite magic and infinite power, is currently PK-ing with our Loli-con administrator. I don't know how strong the administrator is, but he probably can't win against her! Not to mention that Nanoha-chan and Fate-chan sold the system to her!"
Although Loki's power was sealed, she also received a check-in system, so she knew very well how much power this check-in system could bring to a person, let alone someone whose strength was already so exaggerated.
Yukinoshita Yukino: "Although I want to bet that the administrator won't get beaten up, hearing Loki say that, it does seem to make sense. The administrator seems to really admire Orphis-chan's power... So the administrator probably can't win against Orphis-chan!"
Haibara Ai: "In other words, our administrator is currently being beaten up (element detected)! (^▽^)!"
Loki: "Suddenly I feel my mood lifting! (^▽^)!"
Administrator: "Who told you I'm being beaten up right now!"
Haibara Ai: "!!!"
Loki: "!!!"
Yukinoshita Yukino: "!!!"
Takamachi Nanoha: "That's not right! Shouldn't Orphis-chan be fighting with Brother Chu Chen right now?"
Fate Testarossa: "Could it be that the battle is already over? But that was too fast..."
Haibara Ai: "The legendary one-second man..."
Admin: "Ai, do you want to try and see if I'm the one-second man you're talking about..."
Loki: "Damn Loli-con!"
Yukinoshita Yukino: "Damn Loli-con!"
Takamachi Nanoha: "Damn Loli-con!"
Admin: "The person herself hasn't said anything, why are you all so agitated!"
Illya: "Even though I can do it, why doesn't Teacher Chu Chen come find me..."
Illyasviel: "Ughhhhhh! Don't say such shameless things with my face!!"
Illya: "Hehehe... Are you ashamed yourself, or did I hit a nerve, Illya..."
Illyasviel: "Wuaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!! What are you talking abouttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!"
Haibara Ai: "I'm thinking if I should find an opportunity to make an APTX4869 and give it to Nanoha, then have Nanoha secretly put it in the Admin's usual drinking water, and then have the Admin turn into a child. Then let's see how you'll flirt
Haibara Ai: "Don't worry, I have plenty!"
Ilyasviel: "Little Ai sister..."
Admin: "Illya, I have ten sets, no, a hundred sets of elementary school entrance exam papers. If you don't want to write until your hands break, you can take them and try them. As long as I catch you once, you'd better be prepared for your hands to break! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)"
Ilyasviel: "ヽ(_;)ノ……Teacher Chu Chen! I didn't do anything! I already deleted that photo!"
Admin: "And you know what you need to do now, right?"
Ilyasviel: "Yes! (T_T)……Magical Girl Illya, who protects love and peace, is here! Wicked Haibara Ai, how dare you persecute Teacher Chu Chen! Surrender now! Today, I'll make sure you delete all the photos!"
Haibara Ai: "Hey, hey, hey! Illya, this is my laboratory! Don't mess around! If the lab explodes later, I'll charge you for it! And if some reagents accidentally splash on you and turn you into a different gender, I won't be responsible!"
Ilyasviel: "!!!"
Loki: "!!!"
Loki: "Why do I feel a little excited for no reason? How much of this reagent do you have, and how long does it last? I'll take it back to try on those other gods. It seems super interesting! If Freya turns into a man or something, just thinking about it is super fun! That woman would probably go crazy..."
Ais Wallenstein: "Loki, that's so mean..."
Loki: "Ais, you can't say that. Maybe doing this could be a huge blow to the Freya Familia!"
Ilyasviel: "(╯‵□)╯︵┻━┻! Why are you researching gender-bending potions, Little Ai sister? Aren't you afraid you'll accidentally splash yourself with this reagent one day and turn into a man!"
Haibara Ai: "Cough, cough... that... I definitely took precautions when I was researching!"
Yukinoshita Yukino: "For the admin?"
Haibara Ai: "..."
Admin: "!!!!!"
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