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Chapter 32

Lan Xiyue: D-Don't Touch Me...

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Ye Mu stretched lazily.

"Ladies, I have to say, absorbing a 100,000-Year Spirit Bone feels amazing."

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Who asked you to say that?! Who asked you to say that?!]

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: Exactly. You know we don't have 100,000-Year Spirit Bones, yet you're here tempting us. How hateful!]

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: +1]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: Huh? You don't have 100,000-Year Spirit Bones? What a pity. I checked myself, and I have so many 100,000-Year Spirit Bones.]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Ah!!! Pope Sister, you've turned bad!]

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: ┭┮﹏┭┮]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: ??]

Qian Renxue was stunned. Was that something Bibi Dong could actually say?

Why did she feel as though Bibi Dong had become someone she barely recognized?

Still, she felt that was a good thing. At the very least, Bibi Dong seemed more human now.

Interesting.

"Xi Yue, I'm taking you away now."

Ye Mu crouched down and carefully lifted the entire Blue Silver Emperor out of the small mound of earth.

Then, rather mischievously, he began stroking her again and again.

His movements were gentle, yet clearly teasing.

The Blue Silver Emperor's leaves trembled faintly beneath his fingers.

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: Mm... d-don't touch me anymore!]

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: I'm so itchy all over.]

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: Please, don't touch me anymore. This isn't good.]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Ye Mu! Look what you've done. You're acting like a pervert.]

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: That's right. Xi Yue is uncomfortable, so don't mess around.]

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: She's still just a blade of grass right now. This shouldn't be happening.]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: Maybe she likes it that way. After all, he did say before that he liked Soul Beasts.]

Ye Mu nearly spat blood. "Slander! Pope Sister, you're slandering me!"

"When did I ever say I liked Soul Beasts?!"

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: Hmph! If you've got the guts, swear that you won't like Soul Beasts for the rest of your life, or may your Martial Soul shatter.]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: As expected of you. That's ruthless!]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Isn't that a little too much?]

Ye Mu fell silent for a moment. "Fine, I like Soul Beasts."

"There's nothing wrong with liking Soul Beasts. They can take human form."

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: !!!!]

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: Look, look! You scared Xi Yue.]

Ye Mu coughed lightly. "Don't get any strange ideas. I'm not interested in a blade of grass right now. We'll talk once you revive."

Lan Xiyue irritably extended a vine and smacked Ye Mu's hand several times.

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Is Sister Xi Yue dissatisfied?]

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: Flirting through bickering.]

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: N-No! (/ω\)]

Ye Mu left the cave with Lan Xiyue.

Suddenly, countless Blue Silver Emperor vines burst forth impatiently.

In an almost frenzied manner, they stretched toward the sky, toward the sun.

At that moment, Lan Xiyue greedily, almost rapaciously, absorbed the sunlight.

It was clear just how desperately Lan Xiyue had longed for sunlight.

Ye Mu could even feel Lan Xiyue's comfort, satisfaction, and joy at being reborn.

Beneath the sun's caress, she cheered with delight.

"Bask in it," he said with a soft laugh, his tone gentle. "How long has it been since you last saw it? The sun will be here every day from now on."

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Sister Xi Yue is so happy.]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: Of course she is. She hasn't seen the sun in so long. Tang Hao really isn't human!]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Tang Hao really isn't human!]

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: Tang Hao really isn't human!]

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: Tang Hao really isn't human!]

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: This feels so good. This is the most comfortable day I've had in years. With sunlight, I'll be able to revive before long.]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: The Blue Silver Emperor's vitality really is tenacious. Could it be that she truly can't die?]

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: Of course not. Back then, I sacrificed myself, but I didn't sacrifice my soul. Combined with my own powerful life force, that was why I survived. If it happened again, I would definitely die.]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: What a pity.]

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: Oh my god, what exactly are you thinking? Don't tell me you want Xi Yue to sacrifice herself for you?]

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: (○´・д・)ノ]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: Don't you want 100,000-Year Soul Rings and Spirit Bones? If Xi Yue wouldn't die, we really could give it a try.]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Even though I want them, that would be too cruel.]

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: Please don't do that. I'm not some powerful Soul Beast.]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: It was just a thought. Besides, we can't hurt you anyway.]

Ye Mu was frightened by Bibi Dong's train of thought.

"Sister Xi Yue, Pope Sister was only saying it casually. You're in my hands now, so don't be afraid."

Lan Xiyue nodded her leaves.

Ye Mu checked the time. It was still early.

"Ladies, we've already achieved our goal. Next, we'll continue our journey. The next place we're heading is Shrek Academy."

"I'll let you see just how disgusting this Shrek Academy is. Shrek Academy should still be recruiting students now, so the timing is perfect."

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: I really want to see what kind of good place the Shrek Academy Tang San attended could possibly be.]

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: Flender!]

"Don't worry. This time, we'll get to see plenty of humanoid creatures, including Dai Mubai, the one Zhuqing wants to see. He's at Shrek Academy."

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: As expected of a coward. He actually went to an academy that's nothing at all. It's revolting.]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Zhuqing, don't be angry. At least you won't be going there now. When will you arrive in Heaven Dou City? I'll take you around.]

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: Soon.]

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: You're all meeting offline now. If you have time, come to Blue Tyrant Academy. I'll show you around our academy properly.]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Got it.]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: It seems that we'll form a very large force in the future.]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Now that you mention it, that really is true.]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: Others will join us later as well. Maybe we'll even unite the Douluo Continent.]

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: That sounds pretty interesting.]

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: I can't fight.]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: No one asked you to fight. We already have the forces of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, Spirit Hall, and Blue Tyrant Academy. There may be even more in the future. Uniting the continent seems pretty easy.]

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