What Is This, a Human?

What was Gu Yu doing?

Gu Yu was still cultivating!

Gu Yu also wanted to punch Huo Yuhao, kick Little Scoundrel, and live a shameless, carefree life with Gu Yuena in his arms.

But what could a Dragon Baby with less than ten thousand years of cultivation possibly do?

If he had been an ice dragon, he could have eaten his way to a million years by now and would not have had to waste the Ten-Thousand-Year Profound Ice Marrow like this!

Gu Yu sighed softly. It sounded nice enough: endure for ten thousand years, cultivate a max-level account, then charge straight into the Novice Village and become invincible in the world.

But that was not how things worked at all.

He had only just turned eighteen before Time Travel, yet he was supposed to endure for ten thousand years? Not even a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle could endure that much!

"It's all Little Scoundrel's fault!"

Cursing Tang San for no reason was ideologically correct.

On the other side, the Auspicious Beast continued striving tirelessly. Her attitude toward cultivation was now even more fanatical than Gu Yu's.

The Auspicious Beast, who should have been incomparably noble and pampered, had been cast into the cold palace in an instant and exiled to the Ice and Snow World.

Clearly, she had fallen out of favor.

The Auspicious Beast refused to accept it, especially since she wanted to slap Di Tian in the face.

Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river—never mock the poor Auspicious Beast!

"That lousy bug can cultivate to a million years. Once this Auspicious Beast reaches a million years, I will definitely trample Di Tian beneath my feet."

"I'll take back everything this Auspicious Beast has lost!"

The Auspicious Beast slammed down a claw, her momentum swallowing thousands of miles like a tiger!

"Gu Yu, serve the food!"

Gu Yu's eyes were filled with despair. At first, he had thought his identity was not bad, but after so long, he had come to find this lonely cultivation far too dull.

At this rate, he would barely have any scenes left!

Whatever. He should cultivate first.

"Dalang, it's time to drink your medicine again!"

Under the Ice Silkworm's terrified gaze, he tearfully swallowed another Ice Extreme Divine Crystal, then another mouthful of Ten-Thousand-Year Profound Ice Marrow. Every bite raised him ten thousand years—it was suffering!

When would these days ever end?!

Meanwhile, in the Star Dou Great Forest.

Di Tian had just sent off Heavenly Dragon Horse when he impatiently activated the Simulator again.

If I give Huo Gua a wife, he won't be able to cause me trouble anymore!

[Simulatable targets and future identities!]

[Three-Eyed Golden Lion (Imperial Lucky Beast, Di Yaoyao) [Reorganize] [Branch Line]]

[Silver Dragon King (Gu Yue, Na'er, Spirit Pagoda Master...)]

[Emerald Swan (Bi Ji)]

[Huo Yuhao (Dai Yuhao, Honorary Pagoda Master of the Spirit Pagoda, God of Emotions)]

[Heavenly Dragon Horse (Wang Chun'er)]

[Wang Dong (Wang Dong'er, Tang Wutong)]

The Simulator before him had undergone earth-shaking changes. With the Reorganize function, the Wang Qiu'er and Tang Wutong tags that had originally belonged to the Auspicious Beast had disappeared, replaced by a new identity: "Di Yaoyao."

"It seems my plan succeeded after all!"

Di Tian finally let out a breath of relief. The future could be changed.

This time, his ten-thousand-year grand plan had finally defeated Tang San once!

Only at this moment did Di Tian feel that a contest of intellect was far more satisfying than a head-on clash of strength.

Especially when his intellect surpassed his opponent's, allowing him to see through all the enemy's schemes. In his eyes, the opponent was merely a clown.

Di Tian looked at the numbers above, his expression quite calm as he chuckled inwardly.

"Tang San's wisdom relies solely on gamble after gamble. It is utterly hollow!" The corners of Di Tian's lips curled up slightly.

"As for me, I obtained mine through the Simulator's painstaking simulations, again and again!"

"The difference is obvious!"

My intellect far surpasses that of Sea God Tang San!

"Simulator, activate!"

[Your selected target is—Wang Dong: Wang Dong'er]

Di Tian had only hesitated between Wang Dong and the Auspicious Beast's new identity before quickly choosing Wang Dong, since this concerned a god.

There was a high chance he could observe a god's actions through the Simulator. That was what Di Tian needed.

Could gods truly descend to the lower realm?

Or were the rules of the God Realm nothing more than a scrap of paper in Sea God Tang San's eyes?

The number of times Sea God Tang San descended would determine how much Di Tian could manipulate the Child of Luck.

[Your name was Wang Dong'er. You were the Young Sect Master of the Clear Sky Sect. In your memories, there had never been any so-called father or mother. You had always been accompanied by Big Daddy and Second Daddy.]

Big Daddy and Second Daddy?

If nothing unexpected happened, they should be those two soul beast traitors.

[Whenever you asked about your parents, they would say that your parents were in a very distant place.]

[At first, you swore that you would cultivate diligently, then find them and beat them up, demanding to know why they had abandoned you.]

[But as you grew older, you came to understand that the very distant place they spoke of meant they were no longer in this world. You completely lost hope in your parents, believing they were already dead.]

[But in truth, you were the daughter of Sea God Tang San and Xiao Wu. Due to the rules of the God Realm and your father Tang San's excessive protectiveness, your Divine Sense had been sealed and a portion of your soul split off. You were born on the Douluo Continent under the name "Wang Dong'er."]

[You were extraordinarily gifted. You awakened with Innate Full Soul Power, as well as the continent's most beautiful Martial Soul, the Light Goddess Butterfly, and the Clear Sky Hammer.]

[But under Big Daddy and Second Daddy's plan, you were forced to disguise yourself as a boy and enter Shrek Academy to study at the age of twelve.]

[Though you did not understand it, you still listened to Big Daddy and Second Daddy because they said it was your father's test for you. You scoffed at that. What decent person would make his daughter disguise herself as a boy and even share a room with other boys?]

Was this really Sea God Tang San's daughter?

Di Tian frowned tightly.

He simply could not understand why this was happening.

Sea God Tang San held two Godhoods. He was someone who could disregard even the regulations of the God Realm.

Was Huo Yuhao truly so important just because he was the Child of Luck?

But that was your biological daughter!

Putting himself in Tang San's place, Di Tian knew that he would never let the Auspicious Beast do something like that.

Especially after watching the Auspicious Beast repeatedly throw herself away in the simulations—he was nearly having a heart attack!

What kind of father treated his daughter like this?

Was she really his biological daughter?

Di Tian could not understand it, yet he was deeply shocked!

Perhaps it was because he was a soul beast. He truly could not comprehend the way human fathers thought.

All he could say was that humans really knew how to play!

[With the strength of a Soul Grandmaster, you successfully enrolled in Shrek Academy. You were the strongest among all the new students. Following the academy's tradition, you met Huo Yuhao and became roommates with him.]

[At first, you did not care about this rookie at all. You ordered him to obey many rules and made him clean up. In the end, you angered him, and the two of you fought!]

[To your disbelief, this rookie who had just acquired his Spirit Ring actually humiliatingly pinned you beneath him. You conceded in anger and embarrassment, but remembered him. There would be plenty of time in the future to settle the score!]

[You were in the same class, and your homeroom teacher was a famously vicious old hag. On the first day, she expelled several students outright and ordered the entire class to run three hundred laps around Shrek Academy Square!]

[You felt that this teacher seemed insane, but your pride would not allow you to lose. You believed you would take first place!]

[But after witnessing Huo Yuhao's perseverance, you were moved. For the first time, you displayed your Martial Soul at Shrek Academy.]

[The continent's most beautiful Martial Soul—the Light Goddess Butterfly!]