"You son of a bitch, you dare to chase me?"
"Since you've come here looking for death, don't blame me for being impolite."
"However, Boss Wei said there's no need to kill you; he'll give you a 5 billion reward if he castrates you."
After kicking him hard, Tang Yu chuckled and pulled out a pair of scissors.
It's perfectly normal for a villain to carry around things like that.
Stepping on Ye Qiu, Tang Yu held the scissors as if about to strike.
"Help!"
I saw that pair of scissors.
Realizing what was happening, Ye Qiu turned pale with fright and immediately shouted loudly.
He had barely finished shouting when police sirens came from the street ahead.
Just now, when the two were fighting.
Some bystanders, unable to bear the sight, called the police.
Upon seeing the police car arrive, Tang Yu turned and ran without saying a word.
Before running away, he didn't forget to spit at Ye Qiu.
I told you not to hire a hitman to cause trouble in my house.
After seeing Tang Yu run away.
Ye Qiu a sigh of relief, his eyes turning extremely venomous.
Although he got away this time.
But if he dares to show his face again, I will definitely catch him!
Because the scent I left on him wouldn't dissipate for at least a month!
"Even if I starve to death outside, I'd rather not eat a single thing outside!"
Thinking about how I got sick from food again today.
Ye Qiu thought to himself with resentment.
Police cars sped by and pulled up to the side of the road.
Two police officers just got out of the car.
The streets were dotted with yellow specks, and a stench filled the air.
They all gagged, almost vomiting.
Having worked in this industry for twenty years, where had they ever seen anything like this?
"Holy crap, did that manure truck explode?"
One of the older police officers pinched his nose and shouted.
They received a call to the police.
They said there was a fight in the street, and that a man had his feces knocked out by someone's fists.
They couldn't believe it when they heard it.
Now that they've seen this, they're even more incredulous.
"Dude, are you okay?"
Another policeman, holding his breath, rushed over and tried to help Ye Qiu up from the ground.
"Help me to the toilet, I need to poop again."
Ye Qiu's lips trembled slightly, and as soon as he finished speaking, there were a few more "pfft" sounds.
The two police officers, their faces dark with anger, quickly pulled Ye Qiu into the public restroom nearby.
I waited for about half an hour.
Ye Qiu came out of the public restroom, his legs as weak as noodles.
Seeing his pale and pathetic appearance, with no clothes on and covered in excrement, I was struck by his disheveled state.
The two police officers had no choice but to call an ambulance to take him to the hospital for treatment.
When Ye Qiu was taken to the hospital, he found that ambulances were coming and going busily.
They were all those unlucky guys from the bathhouse who got infected along with him.
These people were all covered in excrement.
It terrified the patients and nurses at the hospital.
Some media professionals, upon receiving the news, rushed over immediately, like dogs smelling the scent of excrement.
I saw Ye Qiu being carried on a stretcher.
One of the young reporters ran over to interview him.
"Hello sir, I'm Xiao, a reporter from Yanjing TV. May I ask what happened? Why are you covered in excrement?"
As he spoke, the photographer behind him pointed his lens at Ye Qiu.
"Damn it, you'll know once you take a bite."
Enraged, Ye Qiu reached up and touched the remaining excrement on his head, then smeared it on the reporter's face.
After wiping it off, he didn't forget to casually put two fingers into the reporter's mouth.
Let him have a taste too.
"Ah!!!"
The reporter screamed and vomited on the spot.
As a result, no reporter dared to interview Ye Qiu anymore.
But this did not prevent Ye Qiu from becoming famous.
A video of him fighting with Tang Yu on the street was posted online by a passerby.
In just half an hour, the video accumulated over ten million views.
The comments below already number over 100,000.
"Old Eight, is that you? You've become a martial arts master after retiring from public life."
"Bullshit, this is the gigolo of Yanjing."
"Holy crap, is this guy a shotgun that's become a machine gun? He can spray so much bullets!"
"Oh my god, that's terrible! A passerby got sprayed in their mouth."
"Damn it, I'm just a passerby. Where does this son of a bitch live? I'm going to make him eat my food!"
As the video gained popularity...
This smelly video quickly climbed to the top of the charts.
Lu Junzhuo was relaxing in his hotel room, drinking coffee.
Ever since he removed all the chess pieces he knew in Yanjing.
His daily routine consisted of figuring out how to investigate the other chess pieces.
But the Dragon Soul Organization isn't going to sit idly by.
They quickly adjusted their strategy, hiding and protecting the remaining pieces.
They even sent several experts at the Heaven Realm to ambush Lu Junzhuo.
Having almost suffered a great loss, Lu Junzhuo chose to learn from Young Master Tang, becoming more prudent and less prone to rash actions.
At worst, we can just target Ye Qiu.
"Huh? Jet Warrior?"
Upon seeing the video notification, Lu Junzhuo casually clicked on it and immediately spat out the coffee he was drinking.
He paused the video, stared at it for a while, and then quickly recognized Ye Qiu.
I saw this guy spitting shit while fighting.
Lu Junzhuo almost laughed himself silly on the spot.
"Chao, this must have been done by Young Master Tang."
Lu Junzhuo clutched his stomach and laughed loudly.
Aside from Young Master Tang, he couldn't think of anyone else who could do such a thing.
After laughing for a good ten minutes, Lu Junzhuo quickly downloaded and saved the video.
I'll take it out and look at it when I'm feeling down.
Your mood will naturally improve.
Then he suddenly remembered another question.
"Given Young Master Tang's Disguise Technique, there should be no reason for Ye Qiu to discover him. There must be something wrong."
After making up his mind, he quickly called Tang Yu.
As soon as the call connected, he hurriedly asked, " Young Master Tang, where are you?"
"Run! That bastard Ye Qiu chased me for ages and beat me up, he almost sprayed shit all over me."
Tang Yu complained on the other end of the phone.
He had already run two kilometers in one go and was changing his clothes in a secluded spot.
"I knew it was you who got into a fight with him. Are you far from me now? Not far, why don't you come over? There's something I want to confirm with you."
Lu Junzhuo laughed heartily.
"It's not far, I can just take a taxi."
After Tang Yu hung up the phone, Lu Junzhuo waited for half an hour before there was a knock on the door.
He hurriedly ran to open the door and saw Tang Yu standing at the door, greeting her respectfully.
" Young Master Tang, you've had a hard day."
"The hardship is alright, it's just a bit disgusting. Also, be careful, Ye Qiu is already at the mid-stage of the Heaven Realm."
Tang Yu smiled and reminded her.
"So fast?"
Lu Junzhuo's eyes widened.
After entering the Heaven Realm, he was well aware of how difficult it was to advance to the next minor realm.
"Yes, after all, he's Old Loach's grandson."
Tang Yu chuckled, went to wash his hands, and then opened a bottle of mineral water and drank it.
After being chased and beaten by Ye Qiu for so long, I was indeed a little tired.
More importantly, it's disgusting.
He was afraid that halfway through the fight, Ye Qiu would suddenly turn around and face him with his backside for the sake of his dream.
That attack came down.
How could I possibly resist?
There's an old saying that goes, "If a mop got covered in poop, Lu Bu would be alive today."