I'm Fucking Poisonous

After hearing Qiu Xiaozhu's plan.

Tang Yu thought this was fine too.

Letting your mentor try living independently for a period of time and integrating into society is a good option.

As for opening a flower shop or something, Tang Yu wasn't worried about that.

Even if she opened a shop selling fried chicken butts, Tang Yu could still make her a billionaire in a year.

"Okay, I wish you great success in your business and lots of money in advance. I'll be a kept man then."

Tang Yu said with a smile.

"Thank you for your kind words."

Qiu Xiaozhu laughed along.

After exchanging a few jokes, the two continued diving and playing.

The original plan was to spend a week at sea.

However, there's the appearance of the bronze door and the problems on Tang Keke's side.

This forced Tang Yu to change her plans, spending three days at sea with Qiu Xiaozhu before returning to port.

After returning, Tang Yu first began to arrange things for Qiu Xiaozhu.

They found a storefront in a very good location in this seaside city.

Tang Yu then made arrangements for all the shop staff.

To ensure that the master's fishing business thrives even if he only fishes for a day.

"Master, the shop has been rented for you. As for the house, we'll rent the one upstairs. If you think it's too small, I can get you a villa instead."

After showing Qiu Xiaozhu around the newly renovated shop, Tang Yu took her upstairs to see their accommodation.

The apartment upstairs is a large three-bedroom unit of over 150 square meters.

It's enough for one person, but the decoration and other aspects are a bit lacking.

"It's good, it's good, let's take this one."

Qiu Xiaozhu, this village girl, always lives in a log cabin, and is quite satisfied with modern-style houses.

"Okay, I've arranged everything for you, including the inventory. The start-up capital isn't much, just 100 million. Use it as you go for now, and someone will send you more if you need more."

Tang Yu then took out another black gold card and handed it to her.

"If you give me so much, won't I lose my goal in life?"

Qiu Xiaozhu, who now has a concept of money, widened her eyes and said.

"How about ten million? Wouldn't that be a bit low? I heard that a single figurine costs ten million these days."

Tang Yu also felt that it seemed a bit too much.

"What's a figurine? I think ten million is a lot."

"Then let's make it ten million. I'll have someone send you the card later."

After everything was basically settled.

Tang Yu had lunch with Qiu Xiaozhu before returning to Suhang to handle the follow-up matters.

It took about a week to get everything mostly sorted out.

Tang Yu then set off for Antarctica.

The Antarctica side was ready two days ago.

After the bronze door was unearthed, Lu Junzhuo led his men to guard the area, while Zhao Gaoshen studied the bronze door every day.

Upon seeing Tang Yu arrive by boat, everyone bowed and greeted him.

"Young Master Tang."

"Thank you all for your hard work. This month's bonus will be ten times the amount of last year's year-end bonus."

Tang Yu's words instantly made everyone feel like they were in Hawaii, even though they were in Antarctica.

What does it mean to warm her heart for an entire day with just one sentence?

Doesn't that warm your heart for the whole day?

"Young Master Tang, it's been a long time. I've almost finished my research here, and I'll come to report back to Young Master Tang once I've completed this task."

Zhao Gaoshen was completely captivated by the bronze door.

He greeted Tang Yu and then continued his research.

Tang Yu smiled and nodded, then her gaze fell on Lu Junzhuo.

This guy has nothing better to do than find a stick somewhere and start provoking the penguins to fight.

Seeing Tang Yu arrive, Lu Junzhuo squatted down and said with a smile, "Young Master Tang, would you like to play for a while? I've found the penguins here quite interesting."

"What's interesting about it?"

"I met someone who could talk a few days ago."

"What did you say?"

"They asked me if I wanted to top up my QQ coins, which scared the hell out of me. I kicked them into the water and they disappeared."

Tang Yu was overjoyed and squatted down to play with Lu Junzhuo.

"Young Master Tang, are you planning to go inside?"

After chatting for a while, Lu Junzhuo suddenly asked a question.

"You're going in. If you don't come back for a while, I'll leave things here to you."

Tang Yu hummed in agreement.

"What could possibly happen?"

Lu Junzhuo smiled indifferently; no one dared to provoke the Tang Family now.

Just considering their relationship with the national team, all the top clubs in Huaxia combined wouldn't dare to mess with the Tang Family.

Do you really think the iron fist won't come down?

Those internet tycoons who were always showing off a few years ago.

Who still hears them utter a sound these days?

"But Young Master Tang, may I ask what's inside the bronze door?"

Lu Junzhuo couldn't suppress his curiosity.

"There might be a man carrying a black gold ancient sword."

"The Black Gold Ancient Sword?"

"I was just kidding."

Tang Yu took out a pack of cigarettes, handed one to Lu Junzhuo, took a deep drag, and said, "It's another world."

Lu Junzhuo was just about to ask what world it was.

Finally, Zhao Gaoshen, having figured it out, shouted, "Young Master Tang, I've figured out how to open the door!"

Tang Yu quickly got up and ran over, with Lu Junzhuo following behind.

After the two ran over, Zhao Gaoshen explained to Tang Yu how to open the door.

This bronze door has a mechanism lock, incorporating elements of the divination and esoteric arts.

If Zhao Gaoshen immersed in this field for many years, he really wouldn't have been able to crack this mechanism.

"I'll do it."

After confirming the method for opening the door.

Following Zhao Gaoshen's instructions, Tang Yu slowly activated the mechanism on the bronze door.

After the mechanism was operated according to the procedure, a series of sounds came from inside the bronze door.

Everyone was excitedly waiting to see what would happen after the door opened.

The bronze door opened at an incredible speed, and a large truck rushed out of it.

Tang Yu was hit by a large truck on the spot, and he, the truck, and the bronze door all disappeared.

Only a large crater remained on the glacier.

And Tang Yu's last words, "Holy crap," as she was being taken away.

They saw the door and Tang Yu disappear together.

The people present looked at each other in bewilderment.

What the hell is that big truck inside the gate?

Then they turned their attention to Lu Junzhuo.

"Young Master Tang a plan, everyone can rest assured. Also, starting now, arrange for people to be on duty here 24 hours a day in shifts."

Lu Junzhuo had chatted with Tang Yu for a while, so he wasn't too worried.

Young Master Tang said there's another world behind the door.

He must have a plan.

Tang Yu originally wanted to say a few words before leaving.

The otherworldly teleportation truck slammed up and sent him away on the spot.

When Tang Yu came to her senses again, she found herself in a picturesque village.

Upon arriving here, Tang Yu's first impression was that the spiritual energy was incredibly abundant.

If Ancient Martial Artist came here to cultivate, as long as their intelligence wasn't an issue, Celestial Realm would be only a matter of time.

However, the world of cultivation and the city are not the same concept.

After sorting out her thoughts, Tang Yu took out her phone and glanced at it.

Sure enough, there was no signal.

"Mother-in-law, what do we do now? Can you give me a hint about the plot?"

Being unfamiliar with the area, Tang Yu could only call out to her own Divine Tree, Little Lolita.

The little girl from the Divine Tree simply waved her hand within the Divine Tree Space.

I sent the book's concept to Tang Yu.

The place he was in was called the Nine Heavens Continent.

Similar names can be found in countless cultivation and fantasy novels.

The level system is quite traditional, progressing step by step from Qi Refining to Foundation Establishment and Core Formation.

It also features a wide variety of characters, including alchemists, weapon refiners, and sword cultivators.

The protagonist is also a classic loser/loser trope.

At the beginning, everyone was optimistic and considered him a super genius.

As a result, for some reason, he became a loser and was criticized by everyone.

The last thirty years are like the east bank of the river, the last thirty years like the west bank; don't underestimate the poor in youth, middle age, and old age.

After reading through a whole bunch of settings, Tang Yu felt like he had finally integrated into this world.

So, which chapter am I in now?

Tang Yu then turned her attention to the most important issue.

"Tang Gouzi has stalled the other side's Heavenly Dao, and the two are fighting like dogs. I've found a way to send you to a point one month earlier in the timeline of Chapter One."

"The little girl from the Divine Tree explained."

If it weren't for the fact that I just arrived here and there might be some mysterious force watching over me, it wouldn't be appropriate.

Tang Yu wanted to kiss her for ten minutes straight.

That's incredibly thoughtful.

Having enough buffer time allows you to make your own arrangements.

After clarifying the situation with the little girl from the Divine Tree...

Tang Yu then remembered an extremely important question.

"If I stay here for decades, what will happen to my family?"

"It's a minor issue. The time flow rates in the two worlds are different, a ratio of one in a thousand."

"That's fine."

After confirming that he wouldn't be going back, all his relatives and friends were heartbroken.

Tang Yu was relieved and prepared to borrow something from a local family.

The small village he lived in Huang Family Village, located at the southernmost part of the Nine Heavens Continent.

Tang Yu found a small landlord's house, broke in, borrowed some silver and other things, and changed her clothes.

I've made some minor improvements to my personal image.

After seamlessly integrating oneself into the lives of ordinary people.

Tang Yu then left the village, intending to head to the town first.

This time, he's transmigrated in his physical body, and he doesn't have any identity or anything. He needs to find a cultivation sect to infiltrate first.

We had just arrived at the entrance of Huang Family Village.

Two young men dressed in Daoist robes and carrying long swords walked over from a distance.

Just look at their extraordinary demeanor.

Tang Yu could guess with his toes that this was definitely a cultivation practice.

With the mindset of trying to survive, Tang Yu was about to lower her head and pretend not to see anything as she slipped away.

As a result, from five meters away, one of them shouted angrily.

"Ignorant fools, how dare you walk towards us without knowing to give way and pay your respects?"

Another person sneered, "Disrespecting the Immortal Master deserves to die!"

After saying that, the two men charged aggressively toward Tang Yu.

"What the hell? Are you guys crazy? I didn't do anything, and you're attacking me?"

He saw that the two men were about to kill him.

Tang Yu exclaimed "Damn it!" and turned to run.

He possesses combat strength equivalent to a third-level Celestial Realm cultivator.

In the original world.

Tang Yu is definitely the best.

But here, the so-called third level of the Celestial Realm is not even as good as the lowest level of Qi Refining.

The two cultivators looked disdainful when they saw that Tang Yu was running quite fast.

These martial arts masters, whom ordinary people consider masters, are nothing more than slightly larger ants in their eyes.

Once they embark on the path of cultivation, they can no longer even be considered the same kind of being!

After easily catching up with Tang Yu, the two simultaneously reached out and grabbed Tang Yu's shoulders.

After being caught by the two people's company.

Tang Yu was about to curse when she suddenly noticed that the hands gripping her shoulders were turning black.

The two cultivators also realized what was happening.

One of them reacted quickly, releasing his grip and taking a step back, exclaiming in surprise, "This person is born with a poisonous constitution!!!"

The other cultivator reacted a little slower.

After he let go.

His entire body almost turned black.

He simply lay down on the ground and immediately went to see Buddha.

The remaining cultivator wasn't in much better shape.

I saw the black toxins spreading continuously down my arm.

He gritted his teeth and decisively chopped off the entire arm with his sword.

This method forcibly prevents the spread of speed.

The cultivator sat on the ground, looking at Tang Yu with a terrified expression.

"Spare us, sir! We are disciples of the Divine Sword Sect. If you kill me, our Divine Sword Sect will not let you get away with it."

"You're ruthless enough."

He saw this guy chop off his own arm without even flinching.

Tang Yu felt that the thought processes of people who read cultivation novels were indeed somewhat different.

"You jest, sir. Please be merciful. I will not reveal a single word of Zhi Shi to the sect. I will only say that I was injured by an unknown evil cultivator."

The monk tried his best to beg for mercy.

Tang Yu stood there, frowning, without saying a word. After thinking for a while, she finally understood.

Damn it, the bacteria and viruses I carry on my body don't exist in this world.

These two can't even fly on swords, so their cultivation level must not be very high. They probably couldn't withstand these attacks and would die on the spot.

"Sure, but I'm new here and have some questions for you."

While patting the unfortunate dead man for his rewards, Tang Yu asked him about nearby sects and such.

After making some inquiries, he found out everything he wanted.

This guy is a disciple of the Divine Sword Sect.

The so-called Divine Sword Sect only has about twenty or thirty people in total.

It's a small, relatively unknown sect.

He was merely a weakling in the early stages of Qi Refining.

I came here with my fellow disciples this time to try my luck in Cloud City.

The grand disciple-recruiting feast, held once every ten years by the seven major sects, is about to begin.

What if they are chosen by the seven major sects?

Wouldn't that instantly make you a superior person?

"I see."

After figuring out the situation, Tang Yu suddenly rushed forward and grabbed the guy by the neck.

In less than a few breaths, the unfortunate man died on the spot from the poison.

"Trash."

After taking the guy down, Tang Yu couldn't help but admire the enchantment his hometown had bestowed upon him.

It's fucking useful.

After looting the two bodies, Tang Yu found several low-grade spirit stones.

According to the rules, a low-grade spirit stone can be exchanged for one hundred taels of silver.

After obtaining this thing, Tang Yu had already entered a moderately prosperous society in the world of cultivation.

"The seven major sects are accepting disciples, right?"

After muttering to himself, Tang Yu headed towards Cloud City based on the information he had just gathered.

I need to find a powerful sect to latch onto first!