Douluo: My Neighbor Xiao San is Mopping Up My Wi-Fi
Chapter 39

Douluo: Neighbor Little San Comes to My House to Mooche Wi-Fi 39

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Nan Xuan could not use Soul Power, so the two soul beasts that existed as soul rings could naturally only move around like ordinary humans.

Lan Yingying watched Liu Mumu snickering nearby and thought to herself, How could she bear such a good thing alone?

She grabbed Liu Mumu's hand, which was bracing itself against Nan Xuan's back, and tugged hard. Liu Mumu was pulled down onto the edge of the bed as well. Lan Yingying's other hand pinched Nan Xuan's waist, and he rolled over in instinctive response to the pain, pressing Liu Mumu beneath him.

Liu Mumu stared at Lan Yingying in disbelief. "You're so clever. Why didn't you do that just now?"

Lan Yingying could only say that after being tricked by her, she had only just thought of it.

Liu Mumu followed her example and pinched Nan Xuan's waist from the other side. In the end, both of them managed to get free.

Lan Yingying and Liu Mumu sat on the sofa, looking at Nan Xuan lying on the bed. Liu Mumu said helplessly, "What do we do now?"

"What else can we do? Sleep on the sofa." Lan Yingying truly wanted to twist Yang Tian's head off and hang it up as a light bulb.

When that guy had arranged the rooms today, he had actually given the three of them only one room. When Nan Xuan tried to explain, Yang Tian kept calling the girls sisters-in-law and toasting Nan Xuan. In the end, they had all collapsed drunk, and those two fellows' wives had dragged them away like dead pigs.

"Yingying, I heard about what happened to you. You don't still love that Tang Hao, do you?" Liu Mumu asked as she looked at Lan Yingying, who was hugging her legs and crouching on the sofa.

"A guy like that no longer deserves my love." Lan Yingying answered without the slightest hesitation.

"That's true. I wouldn't believe it if you said that guy had no scheme behind what happened back then." Liu Mumu had also read the illustrated books about their story. She knew all the answers to those questions, and she had even answered some of them herself.

Lan Yingying did not respond, but she silently agreed with what Liu Mumu had said.

"Since that's the case, how about marrying Nan Xuan? I've seen plenty of wealthy and powerful people on the continent with several wives. Besides, Nan Xuan is an Ultimate Douluo, and you've lived together for so long already. Being together would be perfectly proper." Liu Mumu looked at Lan Yingying and said jokingly.

"You dead willow tree, I think you're the one whose heart is stirring." With the mental age of someone in her forties or fifties, Lan Yingying saw through twenty-year-old Liu Mumu's little thoughts at a glance.

"Of course not. Don't talk nonsense. I read something Yu Xiaogang wrote on Network Reading called <The Night Before the Wedding: I Discovered My Wife Is Actually My Biological Cousin>. It said that if you want to completely forget the person you used to like, then find someone new that you like. I think that makes a lot of sense." Liu Mumu put on an expression of being wholly concerned for Lan Yingying and even cited evidence as she spoke earnestly.

Lan Yingying's mouth twitched, but she still glanced toward Nan Xuan, who was lying on the bed. Perhaps Yu Xiaogang did have a point.

Seeing that her sister seemed moved, Liu Mumu felt deeply accomplished. So this is what human matchmakers are like. Helping two people find love—how romantic.

The two women, each with their own thoughts, lay on the sofa and spent the night pondering their respective concerns.

Early the next morning, Nan Xuan woke up rather groggily. Perhaps he was thirsty.

Seeing the two of them lying on the sofa, Nan Xuan added another blanket over them before leaving the room.

Both women were already awake, but neither moved when they saw Nan Xuan approach. Neither had expected him to do something like that.

After leaving the room, Nan Xuan sent Bibi Dong a message, saying that he was currently in the Star Luo Empire and planned to deal with Chen Gao's matter next.

Bibi Dong did not reply right away, perhaps because she was handling official business.

Regarding Chen Gao's matter, Nan Xuan still wanted to hear her opinion. After all, they were going there to slap some faces.

After staying outside for a while, Nan Xuan returned to his room and found that the two women were gone. He naturally took off his clothes, intending to take a shower. His entire body reeked of alcohol.

The moment Nan Xuan opened the bathroom door, he swallowed hard.

Six eyes met, and the scene was rather awkward.

Nan Xuan came to his senses and hurried back to the bedside to put his pants on.

The two women remained very calm and did not let out girlish screams. They simply found the situation extremely awkward.

Nan Xuan regretted not spreading out his Soul Power. But who kept their Soul Power active all the time at home?

"Yingying, now that he's seen all of you, shouldn't you consider my suggestion from last night?" Liu Mumu said while putting on her bathrobe.

"Talk about yourself. He saw all of you too." Lan Yingying replied shyly.

"What am I afraid of? I'm just a willow tree. I've never dated a human anyway. If I really wanted to date someone, Nan Xuan would be fine too."

Liu Mumu's mentality was simply like that. She had no psychological burden at all. If she wanted a boyfriend, there was someone so outstanding right beside her, so why would she not go for him? Besides, she was also his soul ring now. If she dated someone else, then as long as they agreed, Nan Xuan's thoughts and vision could synchronize with hers. That would be a little...

At that thought, Liu Mumu frantically shook her head.

Lan Yingying was helpless as well. Things were becoming more and more troublesome.

After seeing the two women get dressed, Nan Xuan came out and said awkwardly, "Um, sorry. I didn't use Soul Power or spiritual power, so I thought you had gone to eat breakfast. That's why I..."

"Hehe, Nan Xuan, if you really want to see, you can synchronize our thoughts and vision through the soul rings. Then you'll know," Liu Mumu said with a giggle.

A blush spread across Lan Yingying's face. Couldn't Liu Mumu stop reminding him?

"Liu Mumu, can you stop making jokes like that? Ever since you returned from traveling the continent, your whole image has fallen apart, you know?" Nan Xuan said helplessly.

"What image? I learned more, so naturally I understood more. And if I understood more, naturally I could do more." Liu Mumu spoke with complete confidence, ignoring Nan Xuan entirely.

Lan Yingying hurriedly pulled Liu Mumu away, afraid that she would reveal more embarrassing details. That would be utterly humiliating.

Nan Xuan could only shake his head helplessly. Faced with the two beauties he had personally created, if things continued like this, he would definitely lose control. Moreover, they were now his soul rings and could no longer be separated from him.

"Sigh, I'll let nature take its course." Nan Xuan sighed. Letting nature take its course was enough. Since arriving in this world, he had been destined for greatness. He could try to change the plot, but what happened to himself was truly unknown.

After Nan Xuan and the two women washed up, they went to the kitchen. Aili had already prepared breakfast and was waiting for everyone to get up.

"Aili, how do you know how to do everything?" Liu Mumu asked curiously as she looked at the breakfast spread across the table.

"Sister Mumu, I just studied these things casually in my free time. It's nothing impressive." Aili brushed her bangs aside and smiled.

"That's still very impressive." Liu Mumu spoke while eating breakfast.

Aili smiled but said nothing.

Before long, Chen Gao and Shi Qiaoyue arrived as well.

"Oh, looks like you didn't drink much last night." Nan Xuan smiled and teased Chen Gao as he arrived.

"Hey, don't say that. If Qiaoyue hadn't used Soul Power to force the alcohol out of me, I'd still be asleep right now. How could we compare to you?" Chen Gao said with lingering fear. A level ninety-nine physique and two hundred-thousand-year soul rings—what could a level ninety-five person possibly compare with?

"Morning." Yang Fei said, his eyes slightly sunken.

"Hurry up and use Soul Power to recover. Stop forcing yourself to endure it." Nan Xuan found Yang Fei's appearance rather amusing.

Each of his brothers had their own personality, which made him hesitate over whether he should tell Chen Gao about that matter.

After thinking it over, Nan Xuan ultimately decided it would be better to say it. Now that they had strength, they naturally had to seek justice for what happened in childhood.

"Chen Gao, do you want to pay the Soul-Breaking Spear clan a visit?" Nan Xuan asked.

Upon hearing those words, a trace of anger rose in Chen Gao's heart.

But it quickly faded.

"Brother Xuan, with my current strength, there's actually no need to care about these things anymore. But my mother deserves justice. Although I brought her to the Heaven Dou Empire to enjoy a comfortable life, she still hasn't been very happy," Chen Gao said dejectedly.

"Then in a few days, we'll visit the Soul-Breaking Clan and see those people who once despised my brother's talent as worthless." Nan Xuan patted Chen Gao's shoulder and spoke firmly.

"You can't leave me out of something like this." Yang Tian walked in with a smile.

"How are you so relaxed?" Yang Fei asked in confusion.

The alcohol they had drunk last night was Drunken Soul Fragrance, one of their treasured wines. It was no ordinary liquor.

"Tch, Brother Xuan said you couldn't use Soul Power to remove the alcohol while drinking. But before I got drunk, I had already arranged things with Aili. After she dragged me—cough, after she took me back to my room, she used Soul Power to wake me up. You guys didn't do that?" Yang Tian looked at everyone with curiosity.

Chen Gao's eyes widened as he stared at that guy. Good boy. Next time, he would seal his wife's Soul Power.

Nan Xuan had no thoughts about that. He could not use Soul Power, and neither could the two girls beside him.

"Today, you can all have fun in the Star Luo Empire. There'll be fireworks in the Star Luo Empire tonight, and the sisters-in-law should like that sort of thing. Yang Tian and I will start handling the matters at hand and try to complete the handover today," Yang Fei said calmly as he looked at everyone.

"Huh? Are we all leaving?" Aini and Aili asked in confusion.

"Oh, we got carried away drinking last night and forgot to mention it. I, Nan Xuan, am not only your husbands' brother—I'm also their superior. I have another title: God of the Network." Nan Xuan smiled at the puzzled pair.

"What? You're the God of the Network?" The two sisters found it difficult to believe, considering they had witnessed yesterday's battle.

"That's right. Brother Xuan is the God of the Network. We couldn't reveal it before for certain reasons, so..." Yang Fei looked at his wife apologetically.

Yang Tian did the same.

The two sisters looked at each other in perfect unison, then smiled and said, "It's fine. What Brother Xuan does is indeed a big deal. But since you're telling us now, there shouldn't be any problem. The stronger you are, the safer we are."

Although the two sisters were not girls born into great clans, as twenty-nine-year-old level sixty-two agility attack battle Soul Emperors, they were far from inexperienced. In addition, they had worked with their lovers for so long at the real-world service portal of the high-ranking Network World, so they knew how to handle their emotions.

Nan Xuan smiled at their expressions. This was all within his expectations. People who truly loved each other would understand one another.

That night, the imperial city of the Star Luo Empire was quite lively, largely because of the local customs.

However, the livelier a place was, the more filthy corners it had. Nan Xuan turned a deaf ear to them, because he could not change the entire world. Even his Network World was the same. As long as it was a world, it would have a dark side.

"Chen Gao, there's an acrobatic performance over there. Let's go take a look."

Shi Qiaoyue pulled Chen Gao toward the center of the crowd.

Chen Gao waved to Nan Xuan, signaling that they should have fun on their own while he accompanied his wife to take a look.

Nan Xuan smiled faintly, signaling for them to do as they pleased.

At the moment, only Nan Xuan and his two humanoid soul rings remained.

The situation was somewhat awkward. After what had happened that morning, they had barely spoken. It was simply too embarrassing.

"Didn't they say there would be fireworks? Where are they? Seriously." Liu Mumu looked at the star-filled night sky and said dejectedly.

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