My Chat Group is Just Too Strange
Chapter 143

Mo Wang: Want to Try Digging Up Some Radishes?

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"I mean, has human technology advanced to this point already?"

On the Hyperion, Charlemagne looked around at the technologically advanced warship with great curiosity.

To be honest, at first he thought the Chaldea had used some kind of special Magecraft to get to him so quickly.

Alternatively, they might have used a slightly more unusual mode of transportation.

Even if those people from Chaldea pulled out a whole car, Charlemagne would accept it.

So what's the point of this futuristic spaceship?

How come it feels like we've jumped straight from a near-future modern style to the Age of Space Exploration?

"Hehe, you're surprised, aren't you? Actually, we're quite surprised too."

Red A and the Doggy gave Charlemagne a knowing look at his expression.

After all, no matter who it is, when they see Mo Wang suddenly produce a spaceship, they would all look bewildered, right?

Recalling the expressions on their faces during the day, Doggy and Red A found it rather amusing.

Rewind to daytime, when the Chaldea group had just arrived at this Singularity—

With the shift of the Singularity, Mo Wang and the others successfully and smoothly arrived at the first Singularity.

"Is this what they call Singularity?"

At this moment, Shi Niang looked around curiously, her eyes filled with curiosity about the Singularity.

Standing on the flat, even quite beautiful, grassland, the scene was completely different from the disaster that had been expected. It was a completely different scene from the previous Fuyuki. Fortunately, the preparations for this transfer in the basket were much more thorough than those for the previous accident transfer. Fortunately, everyone was in good condition and there were no signs of unconsciousness.

However, the first problem they faced upon arriving at the Singularity was immediately presented to them.

"By the way, does anyone know where we are right now?"

Mashu, who had just arrived at the Singularity, asked a very practical question.

The Hundred Years' War is a well-established historical event, and its location in France is also undeniably accurate. However, it's a pity that neither Red A, the Doggy, nor the Shi Niang are very familiar with the landmark buildings of that era.

Faced with Mashu's question, everyone present couldn't help but look at each other in bewilderment.

The biggest problem they encountered upon arriving at the Singularity wasn't danger, but getting lost!

"How about we ask the doctor?"

At this moment, Mashu took out her phone and tried to contact Roman in Chaldea.

However, Roman also gave an awkward smile when asked about this.

"Um, haha, I'm sorry, because of the time crunch, I didn't have time to input a map of France from this era, so..."

"You've come all the way to Singularity, and you still managed to get lost? Roman, what on earth are you slacking off for?"

Upon hearing Roman's words, Mo Wang immediately began to complain.

"I am indeed very sorry, but it is really annoying to be called that by someone like you who is such a slacker."

Roman never expected that he would one day be mocked by Mo Wang.

"Hehehe, but luckily I was prepared. I already have the map ready!"

At that moment, Mo Wang pulled out a very old-fashioned map from his pocket.

"Senior, what is this?"

"Of course it's a map of France from this period; I specifically dug it out of the library."

Mo Wang pointed to the map, which was almost an antique, and said to Mashu.

"You actually managed to find this thing?"

At this moment, Roman looked at the thing in Mo Wang's hand. Although it did look old and a bit rustic, it was still a usable map.

But when exactly did Mo Wang take this thing out?

Mo Wang said that after knowing he would be coming to France during this period, he found the thing in the Chaldea library without much effort.

By the time Roman remembered, it was too late.

"Senior, I've noticed we're quite close to Orleans right now. Shall we head there first?"

After glancing at the map, Mashu quickly spoke to Mo Wang.

However, after hearing Mashu's words, Mo Wang shook his finger and said, "Nonono, Mashu, we can't go to Orleans yet."

"Why, why?"

Mashu looked at Mo Wang with confusion. Logically speaking, when you first arrive at the Singularity, shouldn't you first go to the areas where people gather to gather information and look for the Ley Lines along the way?

"No, what we should do first is to dig up the grave."

Without saying a word, Mo Wang pulled out a shovel and handed it to Mashu.

"Ha?"

Everyone was completely stunned when they heard Mo Wang's words.

Did they hear me right? Dig, dig up a grave?

"Yes, go and dig up the graves of those famous heroes in France history first, and bring them all out while you're at it."

"How can you not draw cards to expand your team before going into a dungeon?"

At this moment, Mo Wang spoke to Mashu and the others.

In Mo Wang's opinion, since they had already arrived at the first Singularity, they should at least take some local specialties before leaving, right?

Anyway, the things in those heroes' tombs are useless here, so it's good for him to take some back to make summoning materials.

"No, wait, can you really play like this?"

Upon hearing Mo Wang's words, the Cu Chulainn felt that this was a bit outrageous.

The thought that their first stop upon arriving at the Singularity would be digging up graves was enough to make everyone feel utterly devastated.

But as we all know, the outcome was clear: this group was unlikely to be able to change Mo Wang's intentions.

No matter how much they objected, Mo Wang would still drag them over to dig up the grave...

"But, but even if we were to dig up the grave, who would we turn to?"

At this moment, Red A looked at Mo Wang, wanting to know which lucky person was the first to be Mo Wang.

"Don't worry, I've already prepared a plan."

"Let's make Emperor Charlemagne's tomb our first stop!"

At this point, Mo Wang said that if they were going to dig, they should dig the best one.

He felt that Charlemagne was a very good choice.

"But how do we get there? Charlemagne's place seems to be very far away from us."

The Cu Chulainn was quite bewildered. If they waited until they reached Charlemagne's location, the Singularity might be gone by then.

"Hmph, look at your heads."

Mo Wang then let out a smug smile, and everyone looked up at the sky.

Everyone looked up blankly, and then their expressions gradually became more and more exaggerated.

From within a massive black hole, a pristine white, colossal warship slowly emerged.

The expressions on everyone's faces when they saw that thing were absolutely priceless.

"Yu, a spaceship?!"

At this moment, when Shi Niang looked at the thing above her head, her delicate and beautiful face suddenly became somewhat Honkai.

"Mo, Mo Wang, where did you find this?"

Roman's first reaction upon seeing that thing was whether he was dreaming.

After rubbing his eyes and repeatedly confirming that the thing was indeed real, Roman's expression became incredibly interesting.

"Oh, it was a gift from a friend. I haven't had a chance to drive it yet. We just happen to be short of a vehicle, so we'll make do with it for now."

Mo Wang then spoke to everyone in an extremely pretentious manner, as if the Hyperion were just an insignificant little trinket.

"Does anyone have a friend who can send a spaceship as a gift?!"

At this moment, everyone present began to complain about Mo Wang.

In short, after Mo Wang pulled out the Hyperion, it seems that the entire art style of FGO started to become strange.

Especially considering that Mo Wang actually started a spaceship and then went to dig up someone's grave, it feels even more ridiculous.

Even now, both Red A and Doggy feel like they haven't fully processed this matter.

A perfectly good fantasy genre has been completely veered off into science fiction.

Mo Wang stated that he had already paid close attention to the art style by not using the Super Robot to dig holes.

If he were to drive the Great Magnet King or the Heavenly Thunder to dig in the dirt, that would truly be a completely off-color scene.

"Do I really think our Master needs us to resolve this Singularity?"

At this moment, Charlemagne asked Red A and the Doggy beside him.

He's even starting to wonder if his Master is an alien.

Believe it or not, it's not just Charlemagne who's suspicious; the entire Chaldea community is suspicious.

After all, with such outrageous strength, plus a spaceship, it's increasingly resembling an extraterrestrial demon from a light novel.

Soon, Mo Wang and the others arrived at the place they had left at dawn.

"Senior, we're just ahead of Orleans. What should we do next?"

Looking at the city in the distance, Mashu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

At least nothing else went wrong.

"I was wondering if they sell chicken wings here."

When faced with Mashu's question, Mo Wang's first thought was whether he could get some New Orleans chicken wings.

There's nothing I can do; whenever Orleans is mentioned, that's all that comes to Mo Wang's mind.

Incidentally, he hadn't had New Orleans chicken wings in a while.

"Senior, be serious!"

Hearing Mo Wang's words, Mashu felt even more exhausted.

"Also, they don't sell chicken wings in Orleans."

"I know, I just really wanted to eat it."

Mo Wang felt hungry after saying so much.

Incidentally, at this moment, Mo Wang really wanted to complain about this damned Type-Moon history.

Strictly speaking, the city of Orleans was founded in 1718.

In the correct historical context, it's uncertain whether this thing even exists in Orleans at this time.

That's all there is to it; this is the history of Type-Moon. Nasu) only needs to write it, while the historian has many other considerations.

"Speaking of which, Charlemagne, are you familiar with your surroundings?"

At this moment, Red A asked Charlemagne beside him.

As the only local among them, Charlemagne must know more than them, right?

However, Charlemagne, the only local, could only shrug his shoulders in frustration.

"I don't know either. This city didn't even exist when I was alive."

Charlemagne was also bewildered at this point.

After all, several hundred years have passed since the time he lived.

The relationship between the Capetian Dynasty at this time and his era is roughly equivalent to that between the Song Dynasty and the Qin Dynasty. Although both are France, how could he know what the situation was like in this place?

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