My Chat Group is Just Too Strange
Chapter 170

Black Jeanne Suddenly Dies, and Mo Wang Goes Sheep-Shearing.

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"Lord Goetia, my abilities are ineffective against it! That thing... is neither Magecraft nor Noble Phantasm!"

The core of the Beleth spun frantically, attempting to analyze the composition of the black machine, but all calculations pointed to the same conclusion—it could not be defined. Just as humans cannot comprehend concepts beyond the universe, the computational power of the Demon God Pillar was meaningless in the face of this "Nihility."

At that moment, inside the cockpit of the Blazing Great Magnetic Flame, Mo Wang grinned.

"Now that you're here, don't even think about running away!"

He jerked the control stick, and the thrusters on the back of the machine spewed out jets of black flames. The entire machine instantly transformed into a black lightning bolt, heading straight for Beleth!

"Take this! Five-Spice Slash—!" Mo Wang suddenly slammed down a red button that had appeared on the control stick. Obsidian-like light burst from the gaps in the armor of the Blazing Great Magnetic Flame, Flame General Layered Sword suddenly disintegrated and reformed, transforming into a giant blade wreathed in black lightning. That enormous black blade bore a striking resemblance to the La Signora of a certain famous Old Mi actress Mei.

The compound eyes of the Demon God Pillar contracted simultaneously. In the future they observed, battle scenarios that should have contained hundreds of possible responses all now pointed to the same result—[Unanalyzable] The black machine suddenly vanished from its spot, and a void rift abruptly split open across the battlefield. When the observation-type Demon God Pillar Washak finally caught a glimpse of the afterimage, its compound eyes simultaneously reflected a black blade of light that cleaved the heavens and earth.

"Click"

A crisp cracking sound echoed across the battlefield. Forneus watched in astonishment as his companion's Demon God Pillar disintegrated into scattered black particles from its base, like a pencil drawing erased by an eraser. It frantically activated its Magic Circuits, attempting to regenerate, only to find a viscous darkness surging at the severed section—not mere destruction, but a far more terrifying "erasure of existence."

"Lord Goetia! This is beyond our observation range...!" Forneus's communication abruptly ended. The black giant blade had somehow pierced its core.

As the Great Magician completed its charge, the remains of the two Demon God Pillar behind it resembled pencil drawings erased by an eraser, with even the proof of their existence beginning to peel away from the mortal world.

The alarms in Chaldea's command center suddenly went silent. Roman stared at the energy reaction that had instantly dropped to zero, his coffee cup slipping from his hand. "Impossible... the Spirit Origin reactions of the two Demon God Pillar... were they eaten?"

On the other side of the battlefield, Goetia's fingertips trembled slightly.

"This power... has transcended the realm of 'mystery'..."

He slowly raised his head and looked in the direction of the Blazing Great Magnetic Flame, a genuine sense of dread appearing in his golden pupils for the first time.

"Mo Wang... what exactly are you?"

Meanwhile, inside the cockpit.

Joan of Arc looked at the holy banner in her hand, which had somehow turned pure black, her expression complex.

Looking at it this way, it's practically identical to Black Joan's flag.

Unexpectedly, Joan of Arc's Noble Phantasm, which she had always possessed, was thus tainted by the power of Nihility.

"Master... did we just... eat the ' Archon '?"

Mo Wang blinked, looking completely innocent.

"Huh? Really? I only slashed them a few times."

Cú Chulainn: "..."

Red A: "..."

Joan of Arc: "...(facepalm)"

The group was genuinely speechless at Mo Wang's response.

Can that be considered a double slash?

However, the group was already used to Mo Wang's behavior, so they didn't have any strange reactions.

After dealing with the two Archon, Mo Wang looked back towards the castle.

It was discovered that Goetia had disappeared from where he had been at some point.

"You didn't even react when your subordinate died? Ha, you really have no feelings at all."

"However, now that they're dead, it won't be so easy for that guy to resurrect these two Archon again."

"After all, things swallowed by Nihility are not so easy to get back."

Mo Wang wasn't so confident that the two Archon he had killed would definitely not return.

After all, even that guy Aventurine went directly to see Void IX, and in the end, he still seems to be alive.

Who knows, Goetia might find some strange way to revive the Demon God Pillar.

"Oh, I remember now, there was supposed to be a scene where the Marshal said goodbye to Joan of Arc at the end? Now that the Marshal's body is gone, doesn't that mean the unfortunate Marshal didn't even have a chance to say goodbye?"

At this moment, Mo Wang remembered that there was another part of the story.

"Forget it, it's good that the guy is dead anyway. He caused such a big commotion, and he still wanted to say goodbye to his goddess? It's better to keep him locked up in Hall of Heroes and not let him out."

As for a certain Caster Marshal, Mo Wang said that this plot was better off not being included, and it was good that he died, so that Joan of Arc wouldn't have to feel sorry for him later.

Simps and such should really be red bean paste by now!

Kill! Kill! Kill!

"Is it finally over? That's great."

Roman, sitting inside Chaldea, breathed a sigh of relief.

"I really didn't expect that even the Demon God Pillar would appear this time. Romani, this is not good news."

Meanwhile, Da Vinci stared at Roman with great interest, as if he had discovered something interesting.

"Yeah, I never expected to see something like Demon God Pillar. It really scared me to death. Hahaha, but thankfully, Mo Wang Wang's strength is ridiculously overpowered."

Roman couldn't help but chuckle at this moment; he had almost been scared to death when he saw the Demon God Pillar.

Even now, he still feels a stomach ache.

"However, compared to the Demon God Pillar, I'm becoming more and more interested in Mo Wang."

"I'm a little curious about how the Director managed to find this thing in the first place."

"Is he really human, and not some kind of god or something?"

"I'd also like to know the answer to this question."

At this moment, Roman couldn't help but cover his forehead.

To be honest, it seems that Mo Wang started acting increasingly strangely from the very beginning, starting with the initial Singularity.

Although he was reluctant to admit it, even as a former Solomon, he couldn't understand what Mo Wang really was.

He was just a guy who only slacked off in Chaldea before, but after arriving at the Singularity, he became even more outrageous.

How did the director Director to pick up someone who can easily defeat top-tier Servant, even single-handedly kill dragons, and possess super robots and large spaceships?

This has always been an unsolved mystery in Chaldea.

Could it be that our own Director is a hidden Luck E?

"Oh dear, speaking of which, with Mo Wang Wang's strength, he might be able to easily pass the remaining Singularity soon, right?"

"I wonder what he'll do with the Singularity next?"

Da Vinci couldn't help but smile at this point.

"After all, even that Demon God King has made his move. Next, those who have been hiding will probably start to get restless, right?"

"Please stop talking, my stomach hurts enough."

Roman looked miserable and was completely devastated.

Roman felt a headache coming on when he thought about how Goetia had acted ahead of time and the consequences caused by Mo Wang.

I really hope that when he comes back this time, the Director will be able to keep a close eye on this guy.

"This is really not good."

At this moment, Da Vinci looked at Roman, who had a headache on his face, and still had some things he wanted to say.

That means Mo Wang is clearly in greater danger than the Demon God King right now.

If left unchecked, it could lead to even more dangerous trouble than Goetia.

However, Da Vinci quickly shook his head.

No Mo Wang how dangerous it may be, he will always stand on the side of Chaldea.

As long as Roman, Mashu, and Olga Marie are around, at least Mo Wang won't do anything outrageous.

That's right, the people in the Singularity are going to suffer a bit afterward.

The future Singularity will probably be more Honkai than the current first Singularity, right?

But doesn't that mean there will be even more fun in the future?

At this moment, Da Vinci, the true fun-loving person of Chaldea, thought to himself.

Chapter 191 The Sudden Death of Black Joan and the Mo Wang of Wool.

"Sigh, it's really ruined, my big radish."

Outside the city wall, Mo Wang looked at the fallen Great Magician and couldn't help but feel disappointed.

Even though he knew that the Great Magician had done its best to contain his power, Mo Wang couldn't help but feel disappointed upon seeing this scene.

"I should have held back. How long will this take to complete?"

Looking at the damaged Great Magician, Mo Wang couldn't help but feel tears welling up in his eyes.

What's that saying again? Showing off is fun for a moment, but the gear will lead to disaster.

He was laughing at me before for using the Honkai: Star Rail, but now it's my turn to cry. Is this the legendary, most terrifying Mi-style boomerang? It truly is terrifying.

In such a short time, it was my turn to be hit by the boomerang.

But since things are already this bad, it's time to start a group chat and try to make myself feel relevant.

[The Savior of Rationality]: Brothers, the new robot is incredibly flimsy! Be extremely careful when piloting it! I'm definitely giving the seller a huge thumbs down. [Image: JPG]

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Holy crap, a crippled Great Magician? Bro, what were you doing? How did you manage to get the robot into this mess?

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: I only got it a few days ago and it broke. Will the seller compensate me?

[The Savior of Rationality]: Uh, it's nothing really, it's just that Goetia ran away early and released two Demon God Pillar along with it...

[The Video Store Owner]: So you accidentally used too much force and blew up the robot? And then you thought, well, it's blew up anyway, might as well put it in the group to get some attention?

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: Haha! What were you laughing at me for before? Hehehe, didn't expect that, did you? It's the group members' turn so soon. I'm really, really happy! I can't stop laughing for a year!

[The King of the Chicken Coop]: Damn, is this the legendary true face? The group members are really funny.

[The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History]: It's in the nature of group members to beat a dog when it's down. Even if it's just himself, as long as the group members feel happy, then they will definitely be happy.

[The Strongest Demon King]: After all, we may have some Taiyi in other aspects, but it will definitely be Elation enough, my friend.

[The Ark Succubus]: But what exactly did you do? Why did Goetia suddenly appear ahead of time? And why did she specifically use the Demon God Pillar to deal with you? You didn't do something strange, did you?

[The Savior of Rationality]: Don't slander me! I clearly didn't do anything! This is defamation!

[A player aspiring to become the King of Cards]: Really? Is that so? Dare you send me a copy of your Remembrance right now?

[The Savior of Rationality]: Cough cough, actually I didn't do anything. I just released a little bit of Honkai and a little bit of Stellaron into the First Singularity. There shouldn't be any major problems, right?

[A Little Red Riding Hood destined to become a womanizer]: Goodness, no wonder Goetia is going to explode. You really know how to cause trouble, even using Honkai and Stellaron. You don't think FGO is chaotic enough, do you?

[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: You even used the Honkai and Stellaron techniques. Now all I want to know is, in your First Singularity, is there really anyone still alive?

[A lazy bum among eight million warriors in a certain dungeon]: I feel like Type-Moon is about to explode, is it just my imagination?

[The Savior of Rationality]: Probably not, right? I think the two from Type-Moon are pretty strong, aren't they? I don't think it's that bad...

[The Video Store Owner]: You mean those two guys whose prestige has been declining day by day ever since FGO started?

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: If you think that these two pseudo-planetary consciousnesses can be compared with Honkai and Aeon, then I have no objection. These guys are the kind who can destroy planets at the very least.

[The King of the Chicken Coop]: Even if someone blocks it, if you stuff some virus into their mouth, they'll probably retaliate fiercely.

[The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History]: Haha, I suddenly think I understand why Goetia suddenly appeared. So it was you who caused all this trouble.

After carefully storing the Great Magician, Mo Wang scratched his head, wondering if it was really that bad. He had only released a tiny bit of Honkai; surely nothing bad would happen?

"Whatever! Anyway, I've finally finished the first Singularity, and it's time to go back now."

Mo Wang shook his head and decided to go back and talk about it later.

When Mo Wang returned to the city, the last rays of the setting sun shone on the crumbling walls, and the air still carried the lingering scent of battle. Servant were busy clearing the battlefield, tending to the wounded, and rebuilding fortifications. However, amidst this bustling scene, a solitary figure stood out starkly— Black Joan sat huddled in the shadows of the city wall, her black armor covered in dust, her crimson eyes lowered, seemingly out of place with everything around her.

Mo Wang noticed that the passing soldiers occasionally cast complex glances at her—some wary, some doubtful, and even a hint of inexplicable gratitude. He frowned and walked towards Joan of Arc, who was directing the restoration work. "Joan of Arc, Black Joan... what's wrong with her? Why are those soldiers looking at her like that?"

Joan of Arc wiped the sweat from her brow, turned to look in the direction of Black Joan, her eyes softening slightly. "Master, when the beams of the Demon Pillar attacked this area earlier, most of the Servant were defending at the front, and the soldiers left behind were almost unable to withstand it... It was she who stepped forward."

"Oh? Didn't she always scoff at this kind of thing? Why would she actually step forward like this?"

Mo Wang asked with some curiosity.

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