My Chat Group is Just Too Strange
Chapter 386

The Legendary Teyvat Gentleman Thieves (Not really)

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"Speaking of which, with so many NIKKE in Ark, I guess I'm the first one to capture the Commander, right? Hehehe, it's really something to think about."

Thinking about how many little bitches were on Ark and how much effort had been spent, yet they hadn't even gotten close to their own commander, Anis couldn't help but let out a soft snort.

I laugh at Laphi being a repressed pervert, liking the commander but never daring to speak up; Nien for being obsessed with firepower but lacking in strategic thinking; Marian for being too naive and innocent, completely oblivious to the need for proactive attacks.

The rest of the NIKKE were no threat at all; these guys were too weak. It was all thanks to Anis that the first kill was secured!

"Oh no! Are Laphi and the others coming soon? I have to get going."

Only then did Anis realize that it was already quite late.

It's hard to say what will happen to Mo Wang if NIKKE sees her later, but Anis will likely be beaten into a pulp by the jealous NIKKE.

"Ouch~ Commander, you're going too far, being so rough... But..."

As Anis stood up from the bed, she looked down and saw that her fair body was now covered in bluish-green stains.

Even NIKKE's body suffered such great damage, which shows just how rough Mo Wang and Anis were last night.

However, Anis was in no mood to care about any of that at the moment.

After putting on her pajamas, Anis couldn't help but glance at Mo Wang was still fast asleep.

"Goodbye, Commander, see you later~"

At that moment, Anis leaned down and kissed Mo Wang on the forehead before sneaking out of the office.

The moment Anis left, Mo Wang opened his eyes.

"Phew~ That scared me to death. I thought I was going to die."

Mo Wang patted his chest and let out a long breath.

In fact, Mo Wang had already woken up before Anis did.

But Mo Wang did not choose to open his eyes.

The truth is, Mo Wang is actually somewhat escaping reality.

That's a bit of an exaggeration.

But Mo Wang that you actually regret what happened last night a little bit.

Cough cough cough.

As everyone knows, when trying to seduce multiple women at the same time, the worst thing you can do is suddenly go all the way with one of them.

On the other side of Honkai Mo Wang 3rd, they barely managed to avoid a disaster due to various maneuvers.

However, there are currently no more than ten female characters over there.

But it's different for him.

There are now more than fifty female characters with maximum affection level.

Many of them are genuine examples of female chauvinism and yandere.

If we get caught...

Mo Wang felt that unless he really played the same trick as Caesar, the world he had worked so hard to build would be ruined by him.

However, to be fair, Mo Wang was actually very happy after winning over Anis.

"Hmph, I, Mo Wang, am not a single dog anymore today."

"Shouldn't I brag about this to my friends in the group?"

Mo Wang, not wanting to miss out, immediately turned on his phone to see how his group members were reacting.

However, when he opened the group, he found it to be unusually lively.

[The Ark Succubus]: Brothers! I'm finally out of the single life! Mo Wang forget, all you single guys in the group! I'm not single anymore!

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Oh, congratulations, and then? (picking nose Jpg)

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: Oh, I don't really feel anything anymore. There aren't many single guys left in the group.

[The Savior of Rationality]: Huh? Isn't that the one above? (Confused Jpg)

[The Video Store Owner]: Are there still single people in this group? (Shocking JPG)

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: Yeah, I didn't expect this group to not only have single guys, but also a male chef (funny Jpg)

[The King of the Chicken Coop]: Stop talking! If you keep going, I'm going to break down! (crying Jpg)

[The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History]: Damn it! In this group, does being a dog mean you have no human rights?! (Furious Jpg)

[The Strongest Demon King]: Single people are dogs, how could they possibly have any human rights? As Mo Wang's still single, you should all leave the group! (Ugly JPG)

[The Ark Succubus]: Hey guys, can't you guys give me some feedback?! I finally managed to find a partner, why are you all reacting like this? Damn it, has finding a partner really come to this?!

[A player who aspires to become a card game king]: I think it's simply because the group members are all concerned about newcomers.

[A Little Red Riding Hood destined to become a womanizer]: That's right, with new faces around, who cares if a mere group member finds a partner? (Funny Jpg)

[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: This time, it seems there are some heavyweights among the newcomers.

[A casual player among eight million warriors in a certain dungeon]: (Shocked JPG) Has any heavyweight big shot joined the group yet? Who is it?

Why does it seem like new people are coming in so frequently these days?

Upon hearing about the new group member, Mo Wang began to browse through the group's chat history.

At this moment, he looked at the newly joined group members and immediately frowned.

[A muscular man who frequents the world of male-oriented otome games]: What? So I'm a big shot? Shocked, I didn't know that.

[The Killer of Beast-like Girls]: Bro, what Yugi are you from? Why can't I understand your name?

[A clueless newbie knight who loves Little Princess]: Male-oriented? Otome game? No, is this still in China? I don't understand?

[The Commander Who Is Critically Injured Every Day]: If we're talking about tough guys, he should be pretty strong, right? What Yugi is that from?

[The Strongest Demon Hunter]: Have we ever played this type of Yugi before? Otome games? I don't remember that.

[A macho man who frequents the world of male-oriented otome games]: I thought my name would be very distinctive, but damn it, don't any of my group members recognize me?!

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Uh, bro, this Yugi of yours isn't that kind of game, is it?

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: Huh? Ah! If it's about male-oriented sex, then it can only be that, right?

[The Savior of Rationality]: That one?

[The Video Store Owner]: The Singularity Era, I guess...

[A certain macho man who frequents the world of male-oriented otome games]: Hmm.

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: Damn! It's that crappy Yugi?! No way, bro, you're really in a bad situation!

[The King of the Chicken Coop]: Is that the Yugi where your girlfriend gets raped at the start and there are no satisfying moments in the main storyline?

[The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History]: Is that the Yugi where you get insulted and suppressed in the early stages? And even the dating scenes are just trash AI?

[The Strongest Demon King]: That crappy Yugi that could be called the Ultimate Turtle?!

[A macho man who frequents the world of male-oriented otome games]: Stop scolding me, stop scolding me, I'm going to cry~ I didn't want to come here either!

[The Ark Succubus]: Dude, isn't your world basically equivalent to the real world? Or the kind where you're in jail the whole time?

[A player who aspires to be the king of cards]: How come you're such a macho man? Are you going to tear apart your ex-girlfriend and her lover right from the start?

[A Little Red Riding Hood destined to become a womanizer]: Wouldn't that really land you in jail? None of the brothers died...?

[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: That's very relatable.

[A certain macho man who frequents the world of male-oriented otome games]: Uh, actually I'm still in college, and I haven't even started the story yet... (funny JPG)

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: You little brat! What use are you?!

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: Determined to be a lazy bum who's just here to freeload. I've never seen anyone more useless than you in the group.

[The Savior of Rationality]: Turtle Yugi ruined my youth! Seriously, why did we even play this awful Yugi back then?!

[The Video Store Owner]: Isn't it because the pictures on the card are too erotic?

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: I know! It's erotic!

[The King of the Chicken Coop]: Alright, alright, this is supposed to be a macho man? Next one!

The group members chose to Mo Wang this lazy bum who was just there to freeload. Unless this guy awakens some kind of super system someday, they probably won't remember him for the rest of their lives.

[The Undead Who Is Kindling the Fire]: Huh? Is it my turn already?

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Brother, where are you from?

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: Do I even need to look at this? Everyone says fire doesn't kill people anymore.

[The Savior of Rationality]: Shock! It's a soul?! Thank goodness! We're saved!

[The Video Store Owner]: If it's Souls, what number is it again? I remember we only played 3?

[The Undead Who Is Kindling the Fire]: However, that's not the case...

[The King of the Chicken Coop]:?

[The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History]: Huh?

[The Strongest Demon King]: If you're not Dark Souls, what are you calling an Undead?! What are you doing, passing on the fire?! (Enraged JPG)

[The Undead Who Is Kindling the Fire]: Actually, I did transmigrate as a soul, but it's a little Taiyi from what people generally understand as a soul...

[A Souls player who aspires to become the King of Card Games]: Dark Souls is Dark Souls, what's so different about it?

[The Undead Who Is Kindling the Fire]: But the Yugi I transmigrated into is called Black Soul.

[A Little Red Riding Hood destined to become a womanizer]: Black Soul? Isn't that just Dark Souls?

[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: Wait, something's not right... If I'm not mistaken, you're not called Grim Mo Wang now, are you?

[The Undead Who Is Kindling the Fire]: You guessed it...

[A lazy bum among eight million warriors in a certain dungeon]: Green, BlackSoul!

[The Killer of Beast-like Girls]: Not a buddy, turns out to be a hentai master?!

[A certain silly-faced newbie knight who loves Little Princess]: Damn it, so it's Dark Souls!

[The Commander Who Is Critically Injured Every Day]: Even though he's a master of adult games, I don't know whether I should be envious or not...

[The Strongest Demon Hunter]: Ah, Grim Mo Wang right? That's interesting.

Although they saw Mo Wang, the little yellow oil, return to the scene, the Mo Wang fans had very mixed feelings.

After all, it's the famous Black Soul, even though it's a high-quality eroge.

But the art style is just... too bizarre.

In addition, there's the extremely dark storyline and the overly graphic gameplay.

To be honest, even the Mo Wang, who had been trained by Caesar for so long, found it a little hard to accept at first.

Furthermore, due to the Yugi's extremely high difficulty.

Without using any cheat codes, before Mo Wang can accept this person's sour Remembrance, he'll probably have to experience the super-intense feeling of dying hundreds of times first.

Unless you're an extremely masochistic Mo Wang, I doubt anyone would want to try it out.

Ark Mo Wang, who was lying in bed at the moment, looked at the two newcomers who had joined this time and felt a great deal of dissatisfaction in his heart.

"Wait, how come all the newcomers this time are so bizarre?! Are there really not a single one of them who's a top talent?"

"Is this some kind of attempt to awaken a masochistic streak in us Mo Wang or something?! That's so bizarre!"

At this moment, Ark Mo Wang was making this comment.

Chapter 447 The Legend of the Teyvat the Masked Duo (Bushi)

At the intersection of Mondstadt and Liyue, this is a place where various warlords vie for power.

This place has been deserted for years, and various warlords have been fighting each other for territory here.

Hillichurl from different factions, the Abyss Order, and the West Wind Knights, who swept through the various Hillichurl factions like a raging storm!

And an existence comparable to a dragon, invincible! The most powerful force in Teyvat! Protected by the strongest god! Liyue! The Millelith!

In addition, there is the Hillichurl find incredibly terrifying and evil, practically Fatui!

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