The Legendary Teyvat Gentleman Thieves (Not really) (Continued)

The monsters could only struggle desperately amidst these terrifying forces.

However, for the monsters of the past six months, what they fear most is not these three major forces—

"Wabi Babu~! Ooh la!"

(Listen up! We must increase security at our camp and strengthen the protection of the treasure we've recently collected!)

"Gula goula~ Aba aba!"

(Recently, more than eight Hillichurl camps have been wiped out by the despicable the Masked Duo! This includes several camps with Hilichurl King-level members that were destroyed.)

"Oh la la!"

(Whether young or old, male or female, all Hillichurl met incredibly gruesome ends! Their deaths terrified the surrounding Hillichurl! Everyone must be prepared to guard against the Masked Duo!)

In a Hillichurl camp, a Hillichurl mage stands on a high platform, recounting the recent tragedies that have struck the land.

Recently, numerous Hillichurl camps have been wiped out by unknown individuals.

Not a single Hillichurl left the camp alive.

Furthermore, the vast treasures collected by the Hillichurl were looted, and their corpses were said to have been piled up like a small mountain.

According to the Hillichurl passed by the camp, the perpetrators of this horrific tragedy were two strange masked individuals, one gold and one silver.

However, some people say that a strange pink monster follows the two of them.

These two are unanimously known by the Hillichurl as the Masked Duo.

However, the Qiuqiu Jia in the audience, who was watching the passionate Master Hillichurl Ren, did not take it seriously.

He believed that all of this was just a figment of the imagination of those cowardly Hillichurl were too afraid when they encountered adventurers or the Liyue army.

How could just two people possibly defeat so many Hillichurl?

"Gibberish~"

(How terrifying! I never imagined there were people who specifically targeted Hillichurl.)

At this moment, a Hillichurl standing next to the Hilichurl A made a sound of fear.

"Aba aba~"

(Don't worry about Qiuqiu Bing! If someone like that dares to come to our camp, I will definitely protect you!)

Facing Qiuqiu Bing, Qiuqiu Jia immediately patted his chest and declared that he could fully protect Qiuqiu Bing's safety.

"Amaplus~"

(Brother Qiuqiujia is so amazing~)

Seeing Qiuqiu Jia's expression, Qiuqiu Bing also showed a shy look.

Hmm, it's hard to imagine why Hillichurl wearing a mask could still show a shy expression.

However, at this moment, the Qiuqiujia started to feel embarrassed.

In their Hillichurl, Hilichurl C is the most beautiful Hillichurl.

Those dark skin, large hands, and that translucent white mask are the kind of thing that makes countless Hillichurl drool.

Several Hillichurl from nearby Hillichurl have fought each other over Hilichurl C.

Unfortunately, as the best girl in the entire camp, Hilichurl A won't give up Hilichurl C!

"What if those two really come?"

"Hmph, then let our strongest warrior in the camp, Barbarian King, cut off their dog heads!"

The Hilichurl looked towards the camp and saw a burly Hillichurl polishing his battle axe.

This Hillichurl had a cold and stern look in his eyes, as if nothing could interfere with his will.

Beneath his dark, shiny skin were incredibly strong muscles.

That terrifying appearance was enough to make any female Hillichurl scream. Even a Hilichurl A couldn't help but drool!

"Slurp!"

After taking a deep breath, Hilichurl A immediately turned its gaze to the two... Hillichurl had just finished speaking beside it?

"Hey brothers, I've never seen you two before. Where did you come from?"

Only then did Hilichurl look at the two strange Hillichurl beside it with a puzzled expression.

Not only was this person twice as tall as a normal Hillichurl, but their clothes were also quite strange.

Not only is the hair blond, but the mask on the face also seems to have some bloodstains and cracks, I don't know why.

The other one was even stranger.

Not only is it shorter than a regular Hillichurl, but it also floats.

He had never seen such a strange Hillichurl.

"Oh, it's normal that you haven't seen us before. We just came from another camp. Let me introduce you, my name is Blonde Hillichurl, and this is Emergency Hillichurl."

"Blonde Hillichurl and Emergency Hillichurl?"

No wonder, no wonder. But your mask looks a bit strange.

"... It's quite reasonable to be hit on the street, isn't it?"

"Uh... then why is this guy so short? And why doesn't he say a word?"

"Oh, she's malnourished, that's normal. She can't talk, she's just a little shy after being attacked."

"That makes perfect sense, doesn't it?"

Although Hilichurl was somewhat suspicious of the person who called himself Blonde Hillichurl, he had no doubt that the two were humans in disguise.

After all, it's common knowledge that there's no one in this world who can speak Hillichurl! Those who can speak Hillichurl must be Hillichurl! (Outrageous statement!)

Upon learning that the two had come as refugees, tears of sorrow streamed down Qiuqiujia's face.

"Waaaah! So pitiful, are you a brother who fled here? Enough said, we're all one family under heaven, so please make yourself at home here, don't be shy!"

At this moment, Qiuqiu Jia used his rough hands to pat the thigh of the Blonde Hillichurl in front of him.

At this moment, he failed to notice that the expressions on the faces of the Blonde Hillichurl and the Emergency Hillichurl were quite strange.

"Your trick actually worked?"

"What else did you think? I'm Hillichurl Hillichurl a Hilichurl level of 10."

"There's probably no one in this world who understands Hillichurl better than me."

"Who arranged this so-called Hillichurl Level 10 for you? Was it Hillichurl?!"

The two, who were currently exchanging sarcastic remarks, need no further explanation.

Of course, it's the blond-haired beast that came here to plunder things— Mo Wang! And Bai Feifei— Paimon.

Paimon was genuinely surprised that Mo Wang had simply picked up two masks from the roadside and put them on, and they had actually managed to sneak in.

And these Hillichurl even started calling them family members.

Paimon didn't know whether to say the Hillichurl were stupid or that Mo Wang was just too good at fooling people.

"Brother, you're right! We're all one family under heaven, how about some food?"

"To be honest, we're both starving. Do you have anything good to eat at your camp?"

Faced with the hospitable Qiuqiu Jia, Mo Wang patted the other's head and said.

"Look at me, I didn't even realize my brother was hungry."

"Don't worry! Our camp may not have much else, but we'll definitely have plenty of food!"

"Come with me!"

As he spoke, Qiuqiujia led Mo Wang and Paimon directly to a huge iron pot.

Upon arriving here, Mo Wang immediately detected an indescribable odor in the air.

Fruits, meats, grains, and all sorts of other odds and ends are all in there.

Mo Wang even saw that there were pigeons inside that hadn't been plucked at all.

As for any other unidentified objects, Mo Wang will not mention them.

He just hoped these things wouldn't belong to some unlucky adventurer.

All I can say is that this is truly authentic Hillichurl cuisine; the taste is just as genuine!

"Eat as much as you want—don't be shy!"

Qiuqiu Jia then spoke very generously to Mo Wang.

However, at this moment, Mo Wang and Paimon exchanged a glance.

"Oysters, oysters, oysters! What are you thinking?! Even I couldn't eat something like this!"

Just by looking into Mo Wang's eyes, Paimon knew exactly what this man was thinking.

Even she wouldn't want to try something that can't even be called food!

"Hey, Paimon, aren't you being narrow-minded?"

"You haven't even tried it, how can you be so disgusted with other people's food?"

"How dare you call yourself the best gourmet in Teyvat?"

Seeing Paimon's cowardly appearance, Mo Wang's eyes revealed unspeakable disgust.

"The prerequisite for being a gourmet is having good food, okay?! I can't even imagine eating this stuff! I simply can't eat it!"

Paimon stomped his foot angrily, expressing his fury that Mo Wang had doubted his reputation as a gourmet.

"Brothers, why aren't you drinking? Aren't you hungry?"

"Come on, come on! This tastes absolutely amazing!"

At this moment, under the watchful eyes of Mo Wang and Paimon, Qiu Qiu Jia immediately scooped up a large bowl of soup and, without any fear of the heat, put it into his mouth.

Although Mo Wang and Paimon didn't quite understand why this Hillichurl was wearing a mask yet could still drink soup.

Mo Wang was silent for a moment, then suddenly pulled a bottle of potion with an eerie green glow from his pocket and said in a low voice, "Brother, do you know this? The legendary Hillichurl Secret Medicine!"

Upon hearing this, the Hilichurl's eyes widened beneath its mask, and its voice trembled. "Aba aba?! (Could it be that legendary Hillichurl Secret Medicine potion that, with just a drop, can make food incredibly delicious?!)"

Mo Wang nodded solemnly and shook the liquid in the bottle. "That's right! This is a treasure we brought from our previous camp. Even the King of Chuchu only uses it during the festival."

Qiuqiujia swallowed hard, rubbing his hands hesitantly. "Giggle... (Is this really okay? This is very precious, isn't it?)"

"Hey! We're all brothers, what's the big deal?"

Mo Wang waved his hand boldly, uncorked the bottle, and poured a few drops into Qiu Qiu Jia's soup bowl. "Here, have a taste!"

The moment the medicine was poured into the bowl, the originally murky broth churned up with a "glug" sound, its color rapidly turning into an eerie fluorescent green. The black smoke that billowed out twisted into a hideous skull shape in mid-air, and also emitted a "hissing" corrosive sound.

"Oh la oh la! (By the ancestors!)"

Qiuqiu Jia was so excited that he danced with joy, his hands trembling as he held the bowl. "Pra pra! (This skull cigarette! This color! It's definitely the real deal!)"

Paimon floated to the side, his mouth twitching wildly beneath his mask, gritting his teeth in a voice only Mo Wang could hear. "You thing, isn't that the thing from the failed alchemy attempt last time? Why are you still keeping it?"

Mo Wang remained unfazed, stepping on Paimon's cloak to stop her from continuing, while giving Chuqiu Jia a thumbs up. "Drink it while it's hot, it'll be even more effective!"

Qiuqiu Jia was so moved that tears welled up in his eyes, and he tilted his head back and gulped down the entire bowl of green soup. Three seconds later, his body suddenly stiffened, and the ceramic bowl in his hand fell to the ground with a "clatter".

"Ah... Aba..."

He swayed twice, then fell straight backward, kicking up a cloud of dust.

Barbarian King, not far away, suddenly stood up. "Gurra?! (What's going on!)"

Mo Wang quickly stuffed the empty medicine bottle back into his pocket and cried out in anguish, "Wabibabu! (It's the poison from the Masked Duo! They've infiltrated the camp!)"

The entire camp erupted in chaos, with Hillichurl grabbing sticks and running in all directions. In the midst of the confusion, Mo Wang dragged Paimon toward a corner piled high with treasure chests, and casually poured half a bottle of "secret potion" into the iron pot.

As the green smoke rose, he turned back and waved to the unconscious Qiuqiu Jia: "Thanks for the hospitality—remember in your next life not to drink anything given by strangers."

Just before losing consciousness, Qiuqiu Jia stared incredulously at Blonde Hillichurl, the alias Mo Wang had used.

He couldn't understand how his brother, who had promised to be his brother, could have harmed him.

Unfortunately, this Hillichurl, who seems to have been cast in the protagonist's template, will probably never get this answer again.