Why Can't the Lord Be a Female Emperor?! **Slams Table!

After the camp descended into chaos, Mo Wang and Paimon secretly infiltrated the Hillichurl ' treasure trove and looted all their valuables.

At this time, the Hillichurl were completely unaware of this matter.

After Mo Wang and Paimon left, Mimi also flew out from behind them.

"Partner, why didn't you just wipe out this Hillichurl this time? Knowing your personality, you would have killed them all without hesitation, right?"

Mimi was quite puzzled by Mo Wang's return performance today.

"Yes, this matter is actually very complicated, involving economics, sociology, and the study of Hillichurl life, among other things."

"Without the Doctor, I'd better not argue with you."

When faced with Mimi's question, Mo Wang spoke with a heavy expression, making Mimi's eyes look even more confused.

"Hehe, actually it's just that this guy, he simply killed too many Hillichurl in Mondstadt, so there wasn't a single treasure chest left. Plus, he's been spending the money on who knows what lately, and now he's starting to think about sustainable development."

As Mo Wang's long-time partner, Paimon had already figured out this guy's thinking.

What kind of lousy economics and sociology is this? It's basically just a scheme to treat a bunch of Hillichurl like ATMs.

Hillichurl are such unlucky guys.

"What are you talking about! Didn't you also expand your personal stash inside? You clearly have enough stuff for me to collect dozens of times!"

Mo Wang looked at Paimon with an angry expression.

This Emergency Food is absolutely unreasonable.

"I don't understand what you're saying at all."

And so, the legend of Mo Wang and Paimon and the other the Masked Duo continued to circulate on this land.

At this moment, a group of people officially stepped into the territory of Liyue.

Those who once wreaked havoc in Mondstadt are now advancing towards Liyue, a region yet untouched by Mo Wang's ravages...

Chapter 448 Why can't the Emperor be an Empress?! (Slams table!)

"Legend has it that the Rex Lapis, as a Moon God Liyue, possesses immense power."

"Even among the Seven Archons, the Rex Lapis is the oldest and most powerful being."

"It is because of the existence of the Emperor that Liyue has been able to maintain its wealth and prosperity for many years."

"This place is called Wuwang Slope. The Emperor once killed several Archon here and established a great reputation."

Even now, the resentment of the Archon still lingers on Wuwang Slope...

Meanwhile, in a caravan heading to Liyue Harbor, people are listening to an old man recount the history of Liyue.

When the caravan entered the Wuwang Slope area, the originally clear sky suddenly became extremely gloomy.

A tense and heavy atmosphere immediately enveloped everyone in the caravan.

"Whoa~ This is really scary. It feels like a lot of terrifying guys have been killed here."

"Hmm, that so-called Emperor, isn't he scary? Will he be angry if we go over there?"

Inside the caravan, the two little ones, Mimi and Paimon, stared at the scenery of Wuwang Slope with a somewhat frightened expression.

"Paimon, you said that this Rex Lapis is Seven Archons. What would it be like to meet him?"

After thinking for a Mimi, Mimi then asked Paimon beside her.

"Well, I remember that among the Seven Archons, only the Wind God and the Geo Archon have not been replaced. I suppose their appearance should be that of an old man?"

After hearing Mimi's words, Paimon couldn't help but stroke his chin.

"Oh, an elderly person? That seems to fit the character profile quite well."

"Hehehe, little kid, you're wrong about that."

Just then, a middle-aged man sitting in a carriage (don't ask why there are no horses in the Yugi, they do exist in the comics) let out a strange laugh after hearing Mimi and Paimon's words.

"Hey sir, we can laugh, but could you please stop making such weird noises?"

Paimon looked at the strange man with a disappointed expression, whose smile had become Taiyi his usual demeanor.

However, the man completely ignored Paimon's words and said with a smug look, "Little kid, you're obviously not from Liyue. In that case, let me, someone who has been wandering the streets and alleys of Liyue for years and can be called a Liyue know-it-all, tell you."

"In fact, the legendary Rex Lapis is a being with a dragon's head and a human body, dressed in magnificent brocade robes."

"A dragon's head and a human body? Could the Emperor be a dragon?"

Mimi hearing this, the first image that popped into Mimi's mind, for some reason, was Dan Heng's...

"You're talking nonsense!"

However, just as the man finished speaking, a man next to him, carrying a sword and looking like a swordsman, spoke with the same accent as the Tiger King.

"The Emperor is clearly a middle-aged man dressed in Daoist robes in legends! How could he possibly be a monster with a dragon's head and a human body!"

"You're the one talking nonsense!"

Before Paimon and Mimi could even ponder the Emperor's image, two women dressed as scholars spoke up, "In legends, the Emperor is clearly a handsome young man dressed in light clothing! That figure, that elegant posture! This is also recorded on the Statues of the Seven! slurp"

Upon hearing the scholar's words, the people around him immediately looked at him in astonishment.

Hey sis, let's talk, but please stop drooling, okay?

"Bullshit! It's clearly a dragon's head and a human body!"

"It is the Dao He, a middle-aged man!"

"It's an old man!"

"He's a handsome man!"

"You heretics!"

"You are the heretics!"

"Go to hell!"

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In a very short moment, a full-blown brawl broke out on the entire carriage.

Paimon was quite surprised. Wasn't it said that the people of Liyue loved peace? Why were they all acting like honey badger spirits?

"Hey partner, what do you think that Emperor is like?"

At this moment, Mimi suddenly looked at Mo Wang, who had remained silent throughout and was simply watching the show from the sidelines.

"Hmph."

After hearing Mimi's question, Mo Wang couldn't help but hum softly.

"I think you people are all too narrow-minded. What dragon-headed human body, what old man, what middle-aged man, none of that is right."

Hearing Mo Wang's words, everyone glared angrily at Mo Wang.

"If you ask me, the Rex Lapis must be a beautiful woman with fair skin, a gorgeous face, and a fantastic figure!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a raging fire ignited in Mo Wang's eyes.

"Nonsense!"

"Absurd!"

"Blasphemy!"

As soon as Mo Wang finished speaking, the entire caravan erupted in chaos. The people who had been fighting fiercely suddenly became united in their hatred, glaring angrily at Mo Wang.

"Young man, you are blaspheming the Emperor!"

The old man's beard bristled with anger. "How could the Emperor possibly... how could he possibly..."

"Why not?"

Mo Wang put her hands on her hips and retorted confidently, "Legend has it that the Emperor has a thousand faces and countless incarnations, so why can't he have a female image?"

"This..."

The old man was speechless for a moment.

"And!"

Mo Wang pressed his advantage, his eyes Gilles de Rais, "Think about it, the Emperor is so powerful, transforming into a beautiful woman is a piece of cake for him, isn't it? Maybe there's a beautiful incarnation of the Emperor strolling around Liyue Harbor right now!"

"Partner..."

Mimi tugged at Mo Wang's sleeve and whispered, "You're not fantasizing about something weird, are you..."

"Ahem, I'm just stating the facts."

Mo Wang to speak seriously, but the corners of your mouth are suspiciously upturned.

"That's not impossible. There are records of the emperor appearing in different forms..."

"So that's why! Why can't the Emperor be a girl?! As followers of the Emperor, how can you define her with such narrow-minded views! You are the real heretics!"

At this moment, Mo Wang slapped the carriage hard and said righteously.

"Is that so?"

"An emperor in the form of a fairy? That's interesting."

"That's actually true... Damn it, are we really the ones who are narrow-minded?"

After a brief exchange of words, a female version of the Emperor seemed to have actually appeared in the minds of the group.

Upon closer examination... it's not entirely unacceptable?

Of course, all of this would be perfect if Paimon didn't have that disappointed look on his face.

"Sure enough, another group of people have been fooled."

Paimon was speechless at this point, feeling that such a scene was something he often saw back in Mondstadt.

"Are you serious about saying that the Geo Archon is a girl?"

Paimon couldn't help but complain, "No matter what, having Geo Archon Girl is just too wild, isn't it?"

"What's so wild about it? Venti has had her share of girls too, hasn't she? I have photos to prove it!"

Mo Wang then pulled out several photos of Wendy and threw them at Paimon's face.

"This... really is Venti's style as a girl?"

Paimon looked at the girl in the photo who had a particularly beautiful smile, and she seemed strangely familiar.

Even so, that street performer wouldn't... well, maybe, perhaps, possibly? Okay, he really might do something like that, right?

By the way, where did Mo Wang get these photos? And the girl in them has such a strange expression.

At this moment, however, it was the Mimi resentment of the Geo Archon who was standing to the side.

I can understand the promised Venti in women's clothing, but what's with putting up Wendy?

"Cough cough cough, it's pretty much the same, anyway, look at Venti's appearance, it's actually quite reasonable to say that he doesn't have a penis, right?"

Mo Wang suddenly started thinking, "Why don't I get that guy drunk one day and go and test it out?"

"Hey, he's one of the Seven Archons, you should at least show him some respect, right? What if he finds out? You're doomed!"

Paimon then flew to Mo Wang 'Mo Wang side and kindly reminded him.

"Sorry, I've been watching too much of this god and that god lately."

"I can't really respect these kinds of indigenous gods."

Mo Wang touched his hair and complained helplessly.

"After all, in my eyes, these guys are just a bunch of low-class, irreverent little brats."

To be fair, these so-called Seven Archons, if it were a few years ago, Mo Wang of some respect.

But now...