My Chat Group Is Too Strange

But clearly, the other three chose to ignore the two troublemakers beside them. Wolves and dogs really were noisy when kept together.

"Senpai, are you okay?"

Mashu looked at the exhausted Mo Wang and walked over worriedly to ask.

"I'm not okay." Looking at the pile of useless junk at his feet, Mo Wang felt like he was still alive on the surface, but had actually been dead for quite a while.

Damn it, after so many pulls, he had only gotten two Servants in total.

Was this game seriously trying to compete with opening dungeon jars and CSGO cases?

"Senpai, it's okay. Even without other Servants to help us, we can still clear the Singularity." Mashu comforted Mo Wang.

"We can... but that means I'll have to start grinding myself to death with overtime." Mo Wang pulled a long face. Just thinking about having to personally fight as a Servant in every Singularity made him feel like he would die from exhaustion.

He was still young. He didn't want to follow in Red A's footsteps.

After another failed ten-pull, Mo Wang looked at the last of his resources, his hand trembling.

Where was the promised Takeuchi Face?

You weren't even in the banner!

"Looks like I can only use my sealed secret technique!"

Mo Wang stared at his right hand, his expression already turning crazed.

"Senpai?" Mashu looked at Mo Wang and suddenly saw golden light radiating directly from his hand.

"All light! All power! Dwell within my right hand and illuminate the path to hope! Flash—Gacha Pull!!!!"

With his golden-glowing right hand—Flash—Mo Wang decisively threw all his remaining resources into the banner.

He would use this ancestral golden right hand of his to land the final kill!

"Rumble!"

This time, as expected, something different began happening within the summoning circle.

"I got something!"

Seeing the light appear, Mo Wang became utterly thrilled.

Finally! A five-star character had finally come!

"Who will it be? King Gilgamesh? Saber? I'll even take Sanzang!"

"Who is it? Who is it?"

Mo Wang watched the summoning circle expectantly. What emerged was a character with a standard Takeuchi Face.

"The Takeuchi Face is finally here! Good, good, good! Who is it? Saber? Black Saber? Saber Lily? Joan of Arc? Mo? Nero? It can't be Okita, can it?"

Once Mo Wang got a clear look at the Takeuchi Face before him, he felt that it looked strangely familiar.

"Wait, isn't this Morgan? Didn't she only appear in Part Two? She showed up this early?"

Mo Wang looked at the character before him in confusion.

Gray hair, a standard Takeuchi Face, pale blue eyes, and the uniform of Fuyuki School...

"Wait, why is Morgan wearing a Fuyuki School uniform? What kind of twist is this?"

Mo Wang was completely baffled now. Something felt very wrong.

The girl before them slowly spoke after seeing Mo Wang and the others. "Caster, Shirou Emiya. Please take care of me."

Red A: (°ー°〃) Wait a second. What did you say your name was?

Mo Wang: (＃°Д°) What kind of cursed fanfic nonsense is this?

Morgan Shirou, Red A's Breakdown

Emiya Shi Niang—no, she should be called Morgan Shirou.

Mo Wang vaguely remembered seeing something like this on a forum before he transmigrated.

Apparently, after Kiritsugu stuffed Avalon into Shirou's body, the guy had gradually begun turning into Morgan.

His personality had remained unchanged, but his gender, magecraft talent, and appearance had all started shifting toward Morgan's.

He had thought it was just a joke.

But she had actually appeared!

"Wait, wasn't Black Saber supposed to show up? How did it turn into this thing? Red A, what do you think?"

Mo Wang subconsciously looked at Red A, whose face had gone dark. Well, his face had always been pretty dark.

"What do I think? How the hell would I know?" Red A said. He had never seen this version of himself either, okay?

Having spent years wandering through all kinds of timelines, Red A had seen plenty of versions of himself.

He had seen himself living at home as an ordinary model student. He had seen himself wielding two swords and slaughtering every enemy Servant.

He had even seen purely gag versions of himself, as well as versions wholly devoted to cooking.

But this version of himself, transformed into a beautiful girl with a Saber Face, was something he had never seen before.

Even Emiya himself was fucking stunned.

Those who knew Red A's identity wore strange expressions when they heard the beautiful girl introduce herself.

"Hey! Why are all of you looking at me?!" Red A was furious. He absolutely refused to admit that the beautiful girl before him could possibly be himself!

Even if she had a Saber Face!

"Um, is there a problem?" Seemingly sensing the strange atmosphere, she tilted her head with innocent confusion.

Good lord, that head tilt made her seem even more like a girl.

"N-No problem! Welcome aboard, Shirou!" Mo Wang said awkwardly, taking Shirou's hand.

If Caesar Mo Wang had been here, his reaction upon seeing Shirou would probably have been: What? My good bro turned into a girl? Get over here and let me screw you!

But unfortunately, even with all of Caesar's memories, Mo Wang did not possess the mental fortitude to accept his good brother suddenly becoming a beautiful girl.

Still, now that he thought about it, her hand was soft. Why was his heart beating a little faster too?

"Um, Master. Could you stop holding my hand? It's making me a little embarrassed." Morgan Shirou's pretty face reddened as she shyly spoke to Mo Wang.

"Oh, sorry. I was just too shocked. I never expected that Shirou Emiya could actually be a girl." Mo Wang calmly withdrew his hand.

At that moment, he completely understood how Caesar Mo Wang felt.

You are my brother now, Shirou!

As Red A and Mashu watched this scene, their eyebrows kept twitching...

For some reason, seeing Mo Wang holding Morgan Shirou's hand left them both with complicated feelings.

Meanwhile, Doggy did not forget to twist the knife in Red A's side.

"Shirou Emiya? That name sounds familiar. I think I once knew some red-haired brat with that name. How did he suddenly turn into a beautiful girl? And she has Saber's face too? Still, she really does look much better than before. I wonder if this one has a boyfriend."

Kanshou and Bakuya appeared in Red A's hands.

"Fine, I'll just chop you up into dog meat! You bastard!" The killing intent radiating from Red A was practically overflowing.

Anyone who didn't know better would think he was about to turn from Red A into Black A.

"Mo Wang, I heard you were summoning Servants. Did everything go smoothly?"

Olga Marie and Roman entered the summoning room.

The moment they walked in, they saw Red A, Cu Chulainn, and Morgan Shirou—who looked like Saber but was actually Shirou—standing there.

"Why are there only three of you? Did Mo Wang only summon you?" Roman's eyes went blank for a moment.

If he remembered correctly, Chaldea's resources should have been enough for another forty or fifty pulls. Why were there only three Servants here?

"Heh, those Heroic Spirits didn't want to come help, so only these three showed up," Mo Wang said shamelessly.

"Huh?" Da Vinci gave Mo Wang a strange look. Clearly, he was just an African Chieftain. How could he throw the blame onto the other Heroic Spirits?

Mo Wang: Don't slander me. Those Heroic Spirits must have seen how wise, heroic, and extraordinary he was, decided Human Order didn't need their help, and simply chose not to come. It definitely wasn't because his luck was bad.

"Huh? They didn't want to come? Then where are the things you pulled?" Roman asked blankly.

"There. They're all on the floor."

Olga Marie and Roman looked at the pile of Black Keys on the floor and blinked.

Good lord, the Black Keys were almost piled into a mountain! Just how many Black Keys had he pulled?

"Well, I guess Chaldea will never be short on weapons again," Olga Marie commented.

"But forget it. It's already good enough that some of you came. Chaldea is desperately short on manpower right now. Thank you for coming, Archer, Cú Chulainn, and Saber."

Olga Marie generously thanked the three Servants before her.

"Don't worry, Director. Your luck is top-tier. With me, Lancer, here, I'll take down any enemy you want!" Cú Chulainn was still trying to prove how amazing he was as a Lancer.

Unfortunately, Roman merely narrowed his eyes.

With that guy's E-rank Luck, could their luck really be called good?

Red A simply nodded at Olga Marie's greeting, maintaining his cool persona.

Of course, it was also possible that the previous shock had been too great, and he still had not calmed down.

Although Mo Wang had failed to summon many Servants, whether it was Cú Chulainn, Red A, or Saber, they were all excellent Servants. They were also familiar faces. Thinking about it that way, the situation was not too terrible.

"Um, miss, I'm actually not Saber." Morgan Shirou shyly raised her hand and spoke to Olga Marie and Roman.

"Hm? Not Saber?" Roman and Olga Marie looked at Morgan Shirou in confusion, realizing that she did indeed seem somewhat different from Saber.

"This appearance... could she be Morgan?" Olga Marie frowned instinctively. But the girl before her had an entirely different aura from Morgan.

How could that Fairy Queen possibly feel so pure and innocent?

"Ahem. Actually, this young lady's class is Caster. And by the way, her True Name is Shirou Emiya..."

"Huh?"

After hearing Mo Wang's words, Roman and Olga Marie stared blankly at him.

Who did he say she was? Shirou Emiya?

Were they sure that wasn't a mistake?

Meanwhile, Mashu and Da Vinci exchanged glances.

For some reason, the scene before them felt far too familiar.

Two Card Players Joined the Group

Since Chaldea had been damaged rather severely, it would still be some time before Mo Wang and the others could head to the First Singularity.

Taking advantage of this time, Mo Wang did not forget to post in the group about summoning Morgan Shirou.

The Savior of Rationality: Bros, take a look. Guess who I pulled? Attached image.jpg

The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History: Who's this? Looks like Morgan? That crazy woman?

The Strongest Demon King: Hm? Didn't you just finish the prologue? How did a Lostbelt character from 2.0 show up already?

The Ark Succubus: How should I put it? She's decent. She's strong, but her personality is terrible. Bad review.

The King of the Chicken Coop: Oh, oh, oh, look who this is. Isn't this the most embarrassing Lostbelt King?

The Blonde from Teyvat: Nasu's most deranged chapter. Can you really use her after summoning her? Didn't she almost directly kill everyone in Chaldea back then?

The Slacker King of Hyperion: What's the point of keeping a bad woman like that? Hurry up and kick her back out!

The Savior of Rationality: If I say this is Morgan, everyone might think it's nothing special. But what if I say this is Shirou Emiya? How would you handle that, gentlemen?

A Certain Video Store Owner: Bro, who did you say?

The Garbage King of a Certain Train: Bro, bro, don't turn around. Bro, you smell so good!

The Ark Succubus: You mean the person in the picture isn't some crazy fairy woman, but a Shirou with a Saber Face?

The Blonde from Teyvat: And she's gentle, can cook, is thoughtful when she talks, and incredibly caring? Is there any more perfect beautiful girl than this?! The bull has awakened!