My Chat Group is Just Too Strange
Chapter 401

On Just How Many World-Destroying Things Mo Wang Had.

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"What?! There's such a thing?!"

The Childe was also surprised.

Only then did he realize that he had actually done such a thing.

Damn it! His bad luck hasn't ended yet!

You actually walked right into their trap, didn't you?

No, can't we just let him rest for a while?

"Mr. Zhongli, save my teeth!"

Seeing the murderous Hu Tao, the exhausted Childe immediately looked at his only good brother, Zhongli.

However, Zhongli simply closed her eyes indifferently.

There was nothing he could do; he was kind-hearted and couldn't bear to see the bloodshed that was about to unfold.

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"Damn it!"

Seeing that Zhongli was so disloyal, the Childe could only use his last bit of strength to run away.

If he stayed here any longer, he was afraid that he would be buried alive by the Hu Tao.

"Oh, you're finally out?"

However, as soon as the Childe stepped out of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, he saw a blond-haired man waving at him.

"Aieeeeee! Yellow hair! Why is yellow hair here?!"

Upon seeing Mo Wang appear, the Childe was immediately terrified.

Wait, how does this guy know I'm here?!

"Run! Aren't you supposed to be a good runner? You've been running all night and you're not tired at all?"

"Still want to keep running?"

The Childe master was sweating profusely.

He wasn't thinking about how Mo Wang knew he'd been running all night.

But now he's really panicking.

There's a blond guy in front and Hu Tao behind.

This is God's will to kill him!

"Wait a minute, don't slap me in the face, okay?"

The Childe resigned himself to his fate.

Now he can't run anymore. To be honest, if he had known it would end like this, he would have preferred to be taken away by Mo Wang sooner.

However, seeing that the Childe had given up struggling, Mo Wang chose to strike him directly on the back of the head with a stick.

"What are you babbling about? Hurry up and go so I can collect my pay."

With that blow, the Childe, the Harbinger of the Fatui, fell to the ground without any dignity.

Well, actually it's quite prestigious.

After all, Mo Wang even pulled out his ancestral Baseball Bat. If that thing could knock the Childe's head and he still be lying down, then he would be truly formidable.

Do Mo Wang our current strength; from the Seven Archons down to the Hillichurl, not one of them is left standing on the ground.

"That's how you solved it?"

Paimon and Mimi were still in shock when they saw their Childe suddenly fall to the ground.

That's way too fast.

We agreed that both sides would have a fierce battle, and that Mo Wang to help the other side after going through all the hardships. It hasn't even been three minutes since they came from the breakfast shop.

What's this? Just taking an Harbinger home on the way for a walk?

"What else do you want?"

Why do you keep whining after only crippling a young Childe?

This reader no longer calls it watery; he thinks it's incredibly watery.

However, Mo Wang was puzzled at this moment. Why did this Childe look so disheveled?

I didn't do anything to him yesterday, did I? How come he looks like a beggar now?

Mo Wang wasn't thinking about that much at the time.

Let whoever wants to hear this story, he just needs to run away now.

As Mo Wang was about to leave, dragging the Childe by the foot, a fair hand was already placed on his body.

"Hey, you think you can just leave like that?"

A murderous aura, a very strong murderous aura!

Mo Wang frowned at this moment, realizing that things were not so simple.

Mo Wang suddenly turned around and immediately saw Hu Tao staring at him with a gloomy expression.

The moment Mo Wang saw Hu Tao, his expression changed drastically.

"Oh my! Who do we have here? It's none other Hu Tao Director Hu, the most beautiful young poet in Liyue! What do you need me for?"

Zhongli glanced at the blond-haired man whose expression had suddenly turned amiable, and his brows twitched involuntarily.

If he remembered correctly, this blond guy didn't have this attitude yesterday.

Also, are you from Liyue? Let's say we're from Liyue.

"What are you babbling about? Do you think I'll let you off the hook just because you're saying that?"

Hu Tao remained unfazed. Who did this guy think he was? Did he think he was some kind of girl who would lose her head after just a few compliments?

"Hey~ Um, is Director Hu planning to save this guy? Hmm, if Director Hu do that, I'm not entirely against it..."

"Pah! Who wants this guy!"

Upon Mo Wang Wang's comment, Hu Tao immediately looked disgusted.

"Huh? I thought this was one of your big clients."

"What big client? This guy doesn't look like the type who wants to bury himself in Liyue. What kind of big client is he? Besides, did he even pay?"

Hu Tao looked at the Childe with disdain.

"No, you didn't pay?"

Mo Wang blinked. He had always assumed that since the Childe and Zhongli were so close, they must be high-spending customers.

Didn't Hu Tao see the money?

Where did the money go?

At this moment, Zhongli's gaze began to drift involuntarily to one side.

Clearly, all of Director Hu's money had actually been embezzled by one of his retainers.

Oh, I understand now.

He wondered why the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, an officially designated funeral service group that has been passed down for Millennium in Liyue, seemed so poor.

As the head of the hall, Hu Tao was always either organizing events or trying to drum up business.

So, did all the money go to pay for some guest's tea?

Well, it's funny, even though the Childe is one of the most important characters in the entire first chapter, he's now just like a nobody on the street, with no one around paying any attention to him.

"Well, if that's not why, then why?"

Mo Wang, looking completely unaware of the reason, asked Hu Tao.

"Pay up! You not only smashed my roof, but you also broke my bathtub. You should at least offer some compensation, right?"

"I don't need much, just 10,000 Mora as a token."

At this moment, Hu Tao stretched out her hand towards Mo Wang.

Mo Wang:?

No, so what you cared about wasn't that he ran in last night and saw her taking a shower, but that the tub?

Hakihu, so this is what you're like?

Fortunately, Mo Wang was no pushover either.

"Sorry, I have no money. I don't have any money, and I won't give you my life either."

Mo Wang cross your arms, showing off your roguish style.

"Huh? You don't want to pay compensation? Believe me or not, I'll turn what happened last night when you ran into a young girl's bathroom into a limerick and spread it all over Liyue Harbor!"

Hu Tao tugged at Mo Wang, making it clear that he wouldn't leave without paying compensation.

No, is it really necessary to be so ruthless?

Mo Wang to be surprised.

So this is Hu Tao's personality? Planning to die together with him?

Is this really necessary?

"Otherwise what? Our Wangsheng Funeral Parlor in dire financial straits. Do you know how much this 10,000 Mora will worsen our financial situation this month?"

Hu Tao looked at Mo Wang with the same roguish expression.

Mo Wang glanced at Zhongli beside him and found that the guy was resting with his eyes closed.

Clearly, he was completely fed up with what was going on between the two of them.

How shameful!

"Tsk, I don't have any money to give, after all, I was planning to use this thing to collect my reward."

"However, using something as collateral is not out of the question."

"What is it? Let me make this clear first, I don't want radishes or cabbages."

Hu Tao looked at Mo Wang.

"Hey, how about this one?"

Mo Wang then took out a medicine from his pocket and handed it to Hu Tao.

"What's this?"

Hu Tao looked at Mo Wang with a puzzled expression.

"The Elixir of Immortality."

"Ha?"

Hu Tao and Mo Wang were staring at each other with wide eyes.

What did this guy just say?! What the hell?!

Elixir of Immortality?!

What weird thing did this guy suddenly pull out?

Chapter 358 Discussing Just How Many World-Destroying Items Does Mo Wang Possess?

Hu Tao:? What the heck? Elixir of Immortality? You're kidding me, right?

Hu Tao glanced at the inconspicuous thing in Mo Wang's hand and looked at him with disdain.

Zhongli stared at Mo Wang with a very strange look in her eyes.

You take out anything and claim it's Elixir of Immortality.

Is this thing so easy to get your hands on?

In fact, it's hard to say whether such a thing even exists.

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