My Chat Group is Just Too Strange
Chapter 402

On Just How Many World-Destroying Things Mo Wang Had. (cont.)

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At least in Liyue, countless Adepti have died.

Now, an emperor has also died.

Oh, the Qiqi Bubu Pharmacy is indeed considered immortal.

But Qiqi seems to fall into the category of zombies; strictly speaking, she doesn't even qualify as a living being.

"Your Elixir of Immortality is so fake!"

Hu Tao glanced at Mo Wang, the blond-haired guy, and thought, "This guy is actually selling fake medicine?"

No, even those selling fake medicine these days wouldn't claim their drugs are Elixir of Immortality.

"How is my Elixir of Life fake?"

"A genuine specialty of the Immortal Xianzhou, just made using the Medicine Master's Legacy, absolutely authentic, okay?"

Mo Wang couldn't help but say.

"Xianzhou? The Medicine Master's Legacy? What are those? You've come to the wrong place!"

Hu Tao stared at Mo Wang, completely baffled by what this guy was saying.

"Oh, the Xianzhou is a place outside Teyvat. Just think of it as a place where everyone is Long-Life Species, with lifespans comparable to Adepti."

Mo Wang said this casually.

"A place full of Adepti? There really is such a place? You must be kidding me."

When Hu Tao heard Mo Wang's words, she felt they sounded increasingly fake.

How come they've even appeared outside Teyvat?

"So, this thing isn't worth anything there?"

"Well, you can't say that. This stuff is still in high demand outside the Xianzhou. It's just that if you eat it, in a few hundred years, you'll become a monster that only knows how to kill. Strictly speaking, it's poison..."

Honestly, this thing is a prohibited product in Xianzhou.

Even the Xianzhou native don't eat this stuff.

That is, when Mo Wang was browsing the Xianzhou, he encountered a group of Medicine Master's Legacy and found several bottles of Elixir of Life from them.

Mo Wang thought that nobody wanted this, so he simply put it in his pocket.

The results were even sent to the group, and now almost every Mo Wang has several bottles of this stuff.

But no one wanted to use this thing.

After all, immortality was already a standard requirement for most Mo Wang, even before joining the group.

As for the later addition of Mo Wang from the Butter and Dark Souls series.

Now that's great, we can't kill them even if we try.

Are you scared that you can become even stronger after killing someone and collecting their soul?

To be fair, people outside the Xianzhou desperately want this thing, but the people inside the Xianzhou despise it to death.

It can only be said that some are dying of drought, while others are dying of floods.

"No, since you've said that, then this thing is even more useless."

Hu Tao was even more disgusted at this point.

Who knows if this thing is even real?

Well, even if it were true, Hu Tao probably wouldn't want it.

After all, what they believe in at the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor is the cycle of life and death. If they can't even die, they might turn into monsters, which would be even worse.

At this moment, Zhongli glanced at the Elixir of Life in Mo Wang's hand and immediately realized that it was not a product of Teyvat.

Once Zhongli thought about Mo Wang's identity, Zhongli stopped being curious about where this thing came from.

It was the place Mo Wang had mentioned, the Xianzhou, a place entirely inhabited by Long-Life Species. I began to feel a bit curious.

"I don't want this one. How about this one?"

As he spoke, Mo Wang pulled out another thing, speaking like a shrewd merchant trying to sell his unsold products.

"Look at this! A Honkai Bomb! Honkai energy's incredibly powerful. Just one shot can take down even Stonehide Lawachurl. You won't regret buying it!"

Hu Tao stared at the bomb in Mo Wang's hand. She knew what a bomb was, but she couldn't understand what Honkai energy was.

"Is this thing you're talking about really that powerful? Does it have any side effects?"

Hu Tao frowned, sensing that this thing was probably not so simple.

"Cough cough cough, there aren't many side effects, but after using it, it might bring over a really scary guy? Or maybe it will cause a large area to be overrun with zombies or something..."

Honestly, even Mo Wang doesn't understand the consequences of this.

Even with NIKKE, Mo Wang didn't dare use this thing.

After all, you don't know what the final result will be if a weapon is powered by Honkai energy energy.

If we attract the Honkai, those people from Heavenly Principles will really go crazy, right?

This thing is far more destructive than any Aeon.

"No! What kind of junk is this?"

"You don't want this either? What about this Stellaron? It's an all-purpose wish-granting machine, but Teyvat might explode after you use it."

"And this Holy Grail, its energy is terrifying! Even if it were used, Teyvat might be Destruction."

"Or, how about you take a look at this card that seals a god? Well, it's just that an ordinary person would die instantly if they used it."

Hu Tao fell silent.

She didn't know if what Mo Wang was talking about was true.

But are you serious about all the things you're selling that can at least kill people?

Does she really look like someone who wants to go and die with everyone?

She just wanted 10,000 Mora, was it really necessary to resort to such methods?

"Well, there's nothing I can do about it. I'm just poor anyway, take it or leave it."

Mo Wang is already broken, so there's no way he'll take out any Mora.

There was nothing he could do; he was poor.

This is still part of the storyline, and it's still in its early stages.

In the later stages of the game, Mora is as common as roadside weeds, and he definitely wouldn't care about a mere 10,000 Mora.

But there was no way around it; everyone in the team was eating more and more, and the daily food expenses amounted to tens of thousands of Mora.

Even the landlords didn't have any surplus grain.

"Ahem, there's no need for you to take it to heart, Master. I presume that young friend Mo Wang is planning to take this person to Liyue Qixing to complete the mission. Once he completes the mission, the money will naturally follow."

Zhongli then spoke to Hu Tao.

"No, what if this person runs away? No, I have to go with him."

After thinking about it, Hu Tao realized that this was the truth.

However, given that this guy ran away last night, Hu Tao decided to go with him.

"No, it's only 10,000 Mora, is it really that big of a deal?"

Mo Wang was making sarcastic remarks at that moment.

"Then give me 10,000 Mora."

Hu Tao said indignantly.

"Unexpectedly, Mo Wang has actually met his match this time."

"What an amazing woman! She can even make her partner give in!"

At this moment, both Mimi and Paimon looked at Hu Tao with surprise.

I never imagined that there could be someone in this world who could make Mo Wang suffer.

If girls from other worlds knew about this, they would probably be shocked.

"Fine, you're ruthless!"

"If you're so capable, then come and catch up!"

Mo Wang was also exhausted. As he spoke, he dragged the still unconscious Childe away in a flash.

"Wait a minute!"

When Hu Tao saw that Mo Wang had actually run away, she immediately ran after him.

"Mr. Zhongli! I'm leaving the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor in your care! I'm determined to catch that guy today!"

While pursuing Mo Wang, Hu Tao didn't forget to tell Zhongli to keep an eye on their shop.

At this moment, Zhongli looked at Mo Wang, who was dragging the Childe along the way, and Hu Tao, who was following behind Mo Wang, and felt that he couldn't understand what was going on.

"So, I still don't quite understand the way these young people think these days?"

"Speaking of which, isn't that Abyssal Traveler a bit too dangerous?"

Zhongli was thinking about the things Mo Wang had taken out earlier.

In his view, those were things that could Destruction Teyvat.

He was genuinely curious: how exactly did Heavenly Principles manage to stop this thing back then? And why was he so confident in leaving it in Teyvat?

Isn't he afraid that this guy will blow up the world one day?

If this one is already in such danger, then the other Abyssal Traveler must be several times more dangerous.

Is Heavenly Principles really that audacious?

After much thought, Zhongli still couldn't figure out how Heavenly Principles thought.

Of course, Heavenly Principles also had something to say: if she had known back then what this thing was, she would have thrown it out of Teyvat long ago.

At this moment, Zhongli shook his head. No matter what Heavenly Principles thinks, what does it have to do with him, a retired old man?

Anyway, I've done enough over the years, so I might as well take a good rest for the rest of my life.

Although, his rest period for the rest of his life will probably be quite long.

Meanwhile, a bizarre scene was unfolding in Liyue.

On the streets of Liyue, a blond-haired youth was dragging a guy dressed in exotic clothes as they ran wildly.

Behind them, Hu Tao, who caused all of Liyue immense headaches and fear, was desperately chasing after the young man in front.

Mo Wang dragged Tartaglia along as they ran, the latter's head banging against the stone pavement with a thud, drawing the attention of passersby.

"Hey! Slow down! If this keeps dragging on, his head will be worn flat!"

Paimon was panting heavily behind him.

"It's alright, the Fatui's Harbinger are tough and won't die!"

Mo Wang didn't turn back, and even ran faster.

Hu Tao chased after him relentlessly, gritting her teeth in anger. "You bastard! You owe me money and you dare to run away? Stop right there!"

"If you're so capable, then catch up with me!"

Mo Wang turned around and made a face, "Catch me and I'll let you have your fun!"

"Hey, you big dummy!"

Hu Tao grabbed the Staff of Homa and made as if to smash it.

The two chased each other all the way from Feiyun Slope to Cider House, and pedestrians on the road gave way, afraid of being caught up in this inexplicable chase.

"Isn't that Director Hu from the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor? Why is he chasing after some blond guy?"

"I don't know, ugh~ I just feel like the person being dragged is really still alive? I feel like my soul is about to fly out of my body."

"Should we report this to the authorities?"

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