My Chat Group is Just Too Strange
Chapter 499

Does a Wife Who's Only Nine Years Old Count as a Loli?

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"Those without money will basically be at the bottom of the pack in this war."

Mo Wang pinched Rin's little cheek again.

"I... have nothing to say."

Although I always felt that what Mo Wang said was ridiculous, upon closer reflection, it seems that getting one treatment really does cost money.

At that moment, Rin's eyes darted around, and she immediately turned her gaze to her younger sister standing next to her.

"Sakura, how about I talk to you about something?"

At that moment, Rin spoke to Sakura, who was standing to the side.

"Sister, what do you want to do?"

Seeing her older sister's expression, Sakura, who was eating a hamburger, subconsciously took a step back.

"Hey, I remember you still have quite a bit of money in your stash, right? How about... you give me half?"

cherry:?

I treat you like an older sister, and you're actually eyeing my allowance?

"Borrow! Surely you can borrow it!"

Rin was on the verge of tears.

I've already lost almost half my money in just one day. If this continues, I'm afraid I'll be homeless in a few days!

At this moment, Sakura glanced silently at her older sister, and her little face immediately became conflicted.

"Those two kids over there are so cute."

"This reminds me of Illya at home."

Looking at Rin and Sakura, Irisviel's face couldn't help but glow with maternal warmth.

At that moment, Saber's expression suddenly changed drastically.

At this moment, as she looked at Mo Wang, who was watching the show, her body involuntarily went into a state of alert.

She shouldn't have met this person before, but the moment she saw Mo Wang, a sense of danger, as if from the future, arose spontaneously.

"Iris, watch out! That person is Servant!"

At this moment, Saber quickly stood up and shielded Irisviel behind her.

"Huh? What? Servant? Where is he?"

The Irisviel looked around blankly for a few moments, then followed Saber's gaze and looked at Mo Wang.

"That's Servant?"

Irisviel blinked as she looked at Mo Wang, who was wearing a Pokemon T-shirt and exuding an air of complete otaku.

"What's wrong?"

The two, who were arguing about how much pocket money to split, looked at Saber, who was watching Mo Wang warily from behind, and their expressions turned blank.

"Oh? What a coincidence! You're eating here too?"

What's even more unexpected is that, facing the wary Saber, Mo Wang greeted her as if they were old friends.

"You know him?"

Rin and Sakura were quite surprised to hear Mo Wang greet them so directly.

When Mo Wang get to know these two people?

"Ah? Oh, I forgot to mention, this is the same Saber I mentioned before."

Mo Wang said to the two little lolis.

"The Saber? Oh! You mean that King Arthur was only 1.5 meters tall?"

As Rin spoke, she glanced at the Saber.

"It seems he really is only 1.5 meters tall?" Rin couldn't help but mutter to herself.

I initially thought Mo Wang was joking. After all, King Arthur wasn't 1.5 meters tall.

But now it seems... that's really all there was to it.

No, is this really a foreigner?

Saber: Holy crap! Box!

After Mo Wang revealed her real name, Saber was immediately shocked.

Is this Servant cheating? They just arrived and the other party already knows their real name?

Who exactly is this person?

Chapter 432: Is a nine-year-old Irisviel considered a loli?

"No, Saber, this is bad! It seems our identities have been discovered!"

"Don't worry, Iris, things aren't that bad yet."

Saber was saying this, but she had already taken her Excalibur in her hand.

"Are you kidding me? You want to fight in a place like this?"

Seeing Saber's tense demeanor, Mo Wang's gaze immediately turned disdainful.

At this point, Saber was indeed a complete novice when it came to the Holy Grail.

Absolutely lacking in composure.

Hearing Mo Wang's words, Saber noticed that many customers in the store were now looking at them.

This made Saber grit her teeth.

"Calm down. Even if you're going to fight, don't do it in front of the children. Can't you see these two girls are terrified?"

"Besides, is it strange that I know you? You've fought in the Holy Grail War more than once anyway."

"You have a whole bunch of Servant know you."

Mo Wang pointed to the chair opposite him, indicating that the two of them should sit down and have a proper talk.

Upon seeing Mo Wang's invitation, Saber and Irisviel felt something was amiss.

Also, are you sure these two children are really terrified?

Saber looked at Sakura and Rin, the two little lolis, whose faces clearly showed their eagerness to try!

They were practically saying, "Let's start fighting right now!"

"What... what nonsense are you spouting? When have I ever fought in so many Holy Grail War?"

Saber was indignant. This was clearly her first time, for goodness' sake! Don't make her sound like an experienced driver.

"Hmm~ Maybe."

Mo Wang listened to Saber's rebuttal and smiled noncommittally.

Although still very wary, Saber put away her invisible Excalibur and sat down with Iris opposite Mo Wang and the little lolis.

"Saber, they really are..."

"Hmm! We don't know what they're planning, so let's not let our guard down, Iris."

The two girls were staring at Mo Wang and the little lolis, but Mo Wang didn't care at all. Instead, he ordered a whole bunch of food and started eating by himself.

"Huh? Aren't you two eating? I ordered enough for both of you too~"

Seeing that the two were still sitting there, just staring blankly, Mo Wang pointed to the food in front of him and said...

"Um... speaking of which, this gentleman should be Servant, right? How should we address you? And these two little girls, are they perhaps your Master's children?"

Faced with Mo Wang, the Irisviel couldn't help but ask a question in return.

"I'll never change my name or surname! You can call me Galaxy Bat Man!"

"Silver, Galaxy Bat Man?"

Saber and Irisviel stared blankly at Mo Wang.

What kind of awful name is that? How could anyone have such a name?

"Let's be honest, do we really still need to use this meme?"

At this moment, Rin looked at Mo Wang with a face full of disgust.

This joke has been used three times already, aren't you tired of it?

"What do you know! Spreading my name, Galaxy Bat Man, throughout the world, maybe in a few days I can even publish my own comic. In Type-Moon, that's called spreading brand awareness."

"In the Holy Grail War, fame is a super powerful buff, you know?"

"But couldn't you have chosen a nicer name? Wouldn't it be better to just call you Mo Wang?"

"No, that would make me look too low-class!"

Listening to Mo Wang and the little loli arguing, a bead of sweat dripped down Irisviel's forehead.

"So your name is Mo Wang? You and your Master's child seem to have a very good relationship."

Irisviel chuckled softly.

"Who are you calling a child of the Master's family?! I'm clearly his Master!"

Upon hearing Irisviel's words, Rin immediately became enraged.

He was clearly the Master, but because of Mo Wang, his presence was becoming increasingly insignificant!

As she spoke, she revealed the Command Spell on her hand.

"Huh?! Little sister, you, you're the Master?!"

Upon seeing the child, who was about the same age as her daughter, Irisviel immediately covered her mouth.

"A child like this is a Master? Unbelievable. Has the Holy Grail War stooped so low as to let a child like this participate?" Even Saber couldn't help but frown at this moment.

"Hmph! I, Rin Tohsaka, am a genius of the Tohsaka Family! Summoning a Servant is nothing." Rin turned her head away arrogantly, indicating that such a trivial matter was a piece of cake for her.

"The Tohsaka Family?!" Irisviel was even more surprised. She never expected that this little child would be a member of the Tohsaka Family.

Could it be that the other one is too?

"Sister, but you summoned Mo Wang's brother because you randomly followed Dad's incantation, didn't you?" Sakura looked at her older sister, Mimi. Why did it sound like she summoned him willingly?

"You! Sakura! You actually betrayed me!" Rin stared at her younger sister in disbelief. She never expected to be betrayed by her own sister.

"Um, hello big sister, my name is... Mato Sakura. I'm so sorry for being so rude."

At this moment, Sakura ignored Rin's loud commotion in her ear and instead began to greet his Irisviel very politely.

To be honest, judging from this scene, if you said Sakura was the older sister, Mo Wang would believe you.

"Matou?"

When Sakura mentioned her name, Irisviel was even more confused.

What's going on? A tiny Golden Arches's has attracted people from three whole the Family? If this gets out of hand, won't Golden Arches's be blown to bits? Colonel Sanders' move is really ruthless.

"No, I didn't expect that the Tohsaka Family's Master this time would be so young. This is too..." Irisviel was at a loss for words.

"It's alright, her father is a Master anyway, this little girl is just a background character."

"Besides, barring any unforeseen circumstances, your daughter will be fighting in the Holy Grail War in a few years anyway."

"Pfft!"

At that moment, Irisviel felt as if she had been stabbed in the heart.

What does this guy mean? Does he already know he's destined to lose?

At this moment, Mo Wang glanced at Irisviel, whose expression had turned grim.

Subconsciously, he began to compare this woman to his own mother-in-law, whom he had yet to meet.

Both are white-haired married women, but compared to Cecilia, Mrs. is Irisviel much more lively.

Of course, this also has to do with their age.

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