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Chapter 498

So There Really Is an Artoria Who's Only 1.5 Meters Tall?

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"Oh? It's already this late?"

"Alright, Ran, you stay here for now and keep an eye on this patient to make sure he doesn't wander off."

"I'm going to take these two little lolis out for a stroll first!"

With that, Mo Wang waved to Lancelot, then turned and headed out with the two little lolis in his arms.

"No! Wait a minute?!"

Seeing that Mo Wang was about to take the two little ones out, Matou Kariya immediately became anxious.

No, you can go out, but don't take the child with you!

"Mr. Matou Kariya, please stay here in peace."

However, before he could take two steps, Lancelot pulled him back.

"No way, this is outrageous! This is such a rip-off!"

Looking at Lancelot's serious expression, as if he regarded this matter as the greatest mission of his life, Matou Kariya felt like throwing up.

Why is it that when I command this guy, my magic power is being drained like crazy, and I even have to use Command Spell?

You'd just do whatever someone orders you to?

No, I was your former Master!

Chapter 431: Is there really King Arthur in this world who is only 1.5 meters tall?

"So, you brought the two of us out here just to Ryuudou Temple?!"

In the underground Hollow of Ryuudou Temple.

At this moment, Rin Tohsaka was glaring angrily at a certain Servant who was holding a phone and looking puzzled.

This guy had promised to bring two people out for fun, and even said he'd take them to visit some famous tourist attractions.

And then? They turned around and ran over to Ryuudou Temple.

It's one thing for Ryuudou Temple to be bad, but this guy actually went and ran off to this godforsaken place without telling the monks.

No one has been here for who knows how long.

She and Sakura had just seen a spider that was about the size of a fist.

The key point is that when she asked him what he was doing, he kept acting strangely and couldn't explain what he meant after talking for a long time.

"Strange, why is the signal so intermittent? This shouldn't be happening, right?"

Mo Wang was still intently staring at his phone, where the signal was currently intermittent.

Hey! I'm asking you a question! Are you even listening to me?!

Seeing that Mo Wang was still looking at his phone, Lin was so angry that she stomped her feet.

"Oh, don't be angry. I'm just busy with important business."

"How about this, I'll give Mimi to you guys to play with, okay?"

Mo Wang then took out the As I Have Written, picked up a Mimi, and threw it in front of Sakura and Rin.

"Oh my~ This time it's two adorable little kids. Do you want to play with Mimi?" After being brought out by Mo Wang, Mimi glanced at Rin and Sakura in front of her and immediately displayed her cuteness as the cutest pet in Honkai: Star Rail 3rd.

"What is this? It's so cute!" Upon seeing Mimi's appearance, Rin and Sakura's attention was immediately drawn to Mimi.

"Thank you for the compliment! I didn't expect that you would be accompanied by two such adorable children this time."

After being praised by the two little girls, Mimi was especially happy.

"What kind of creature is this? I've never seen anything like it before. Is it a dog? A rabbit? Or something else?"

Compared to Sakura, who was still a little embarrassed but also eager to try, Rin immediately grabbed Mimi and started examining her closely.

"Oh, then you can just consider her my familiar, the only one in the world, an ultimate divine beast. One punch from her and even Primate Killer would cry."

Watching Mimi being held in the arms of two little lolis and constantly observing, Mo Wang couldn't help but sigh.

It's true that a small body combined with a cute appearance makes it easy to attract girls.

Now, not only is Mimi aiming to defeat Pom-Pom and become the cutest pet in Honkai: Star Rail 3rd, but she's also going to defeat Fou and become the new cutest pet in FGO?

Hmm, this is terrible.

Mo Wang shook his head, then immediately started looking for a signal again.

The signal he was looking for at that moment was naturally a signal related to Chaldea.

After arriving here, he had planned to contact Chaldea to find out what his situation was.

After all, no matter how you look at it, the idea of me participating in the Holy Grail War is just too outrageous.

Let's set aside the question of where Alaya and Gaia got the audacity to let me wander around aimlessly.

Being summoned out of nowhere—that's not how a normal Holy Grail War should go, is it?

Unfortunately, the cell phones that could maintain communication even inside the Singularity after coming from Chaldea have now been completely shut down.

Even at Ryuudou Temple, the signal was intermittent.

Well, although we still don't know exactly what happened, this Holy Grail War is really bizarre.

"Mimi, what's your opinion on this?"

Mo Wang was completely baffled by what was going on, so he simply handed the matter over to his external brain, Mimi.

"Well, it seems that some force is interfering with the communication between you, my partner, and Chaldea."

"The good news is that although communications are disrupted, the Servant summoning system seems to be functioning normally."

At this moment, while being held in Sakura's arms, Miyako analyzed the current situation and then spoke to Mo Wang.

"Huh? You mean, I can still summon Servant?"

Mo Wang immediately became interested upon hearing this.

"After all, the Servant system is based on the Hall of Heroes, and the contract between you and your Servant hasn't been broken yet."

"As long as it's not too many Servant, I can bring them over for my partner."

At this moment, Mimi was talking to Mo Wang in a way that the two little lolis couldn't quite understand.

Fortunately, these two have now completely given up on understanding what Mo Wang is saying.

These two little lolis are currently engrossed in Mimi each other.

"Hehe, interesting."

"Communications were blocked, but Servant summoning wasn't?"

"This is much more interesting."

"Let's go, Pipi Mimi! It's time we did something fun!"

Upon hearing that Mo Wang could prank Servant, his expression immediately turned extremely malicious.

The Servant, who had been thinking they could slack off for a while after Mo Wang disappeared, suddenly shivered.

In the bustling downtown area of Fuyuki City, a beautiful couple was strolling along the street.

However, rather than being a group of beautiful women, one of them was dressed in a smart suit, looking like a beautiful bodyguard from a movie, which attracted a lot of attention.

"Hey Saber, do you know? This is a place called McDonald's's, and it's really popular! I've always wanted to come here and try it! How about we go to KFC tonight?"

As Iris spoke, she looked around curiously. Although the shop was not even as nice as her kitchen at home, everything here was so new and exciting to her.

Saber, dressed in a suit, sat calmly opposite her, seemingly unaffected by the surrounding noise.

"Iris, do whatever you want, as long as you like it," Saber said with a slight smile.

"Ah~~ Saber is so handsome! I want to marry you!" Iris said, covering her cheeks and shaking her head.

"If Kiritsugu hears this, he'll be heartbroken!" Saber said with a wry smile, a hint of helplessness in her voice.

Saber was quite helpless at this moment regarding Iris's naivety.

In her eyes, Iris was no different from Princess who had always lived in a castle.

"Come on, Saber, have some too. There's still so much counter-force left."

At that moment, Iris picked up a hamburger and held it to Saber's mouth.

Although Saber herself didn't really want to eat it, the smell of the burger instantly awakened her hidden gluttonous side.

"In that case... let's give it a try."

After that first bite, Saber was instantly captivated by the burger.

To be fair, while our Saber's claim to have Crimson Dragon blood and the rumored power of dragons is debatable, it's worth discussing the matter further.

However, there is absolutely no mistake regarding the dragon's appetite.

In less than three minutes, ten hamburgers had been stuffed into Saber's stomach.

Even Saber's belly showed no change whatsoever.

Iris's expression turned quite interesting when she saw Saber eating.

"No, I'm sorry, this is the first time I've ever eaten such delicious food."

Saber looked at Irisviel somewhat embarrassed.

"It's alright, Saber. Actually, you're not bad compared to the one opposite you."

Irisviel smiled as she looked at the embarrassed Saber.

"What?! There's another expert?"

Saber was startled by Irisviel's words.

It's worth noting that within the entire Knights of the Round Table, there was absolutely no one who could rival her appetite.

And then you tell her that there are actually people who eat more than her?

Just then, Saber turned around abruptly and saw a certain junk collector sitting at the dining table with two little lolis.

"No! Leave some for me! Why do you eat so much?!"

At the dining table, Rin was completely dumbfounded as she watched Mo Wang devour all the food she hadn't even taken a bite of.

"There's nothing I can do. Your magic is just too weak, so now I have to eat to replenish my energy."

"Besides, who told you to eat so slowly?"

Seeing the little loli's face clearly showing her dissatisfaction, Mo Wang simply patted her on the head.

"What?! You don't look tired at all!"

"And besides, I paid for it! It's my money!"

"You promised to treat us to food, so why am I paying again?!"

Rin felt very sorry for him at this moment.

She'd only been out for a day, and she'd already spent most of her little stash of money.

After all, this was something I saved up for a long time!

She had been saving every penny for this little bit of money, only to have it all squandered by that spendthrift Servant, Mo Wang!

"Oh dear, what are you saying?"

"Why are you fighting the Holy Grail War if you don't have money? Raising Servant is expensive. If you're worried about the cost, why don't you just go home?"

Mo Wang said with a smile.

"Damn it! What does being rich have to do with fighting the Holy Grail War?"

Seeing Mo Wang's expression, Lin felt a surge of anger.

"How can it be unrelated? You see it now. Without money, you can't even replenish a Servant's mana."

"Holy Relic always cost money, right? Your dad, that spendthrift son, has probably spent hundreds of millions already."

"You can't expect to rely on your own luck to pull gacha pulls, can you?"

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