How the Three Fate Gods Got Turned into Human Sprinklers by Mapo

"Snap!"

Mo Wang first took out his phone and snapped a close-up photo of Doggy, then looked at Cú Chulainn kneeling on the ground with a mocking expression and said, "Yo, Doggy, I didn't expect you to have a new hobby after all this time?"

Does Medb know about this?

"I think if Medb knew you had this kind of fetish, she'd probably give you a good beating a few times."

"Holy crap! It's you!"

The Doggy was so startled when it saw Mo Wang that it immediately sprawled out on the ground.

He was completely unlike the confident person he was before.

"Well, and this one too... who was it again?"

"Hey! Red A, stop throwing up there. Who's this guy? I can't remember him for a second."

At this moment, Mo Wang elbowed Red A hard, who was about to vomit, almost turning him into a human fountain on the spot.

"That person is Bazett, Cú Chulainn's original Master." At this moment, Red A glared angrily at Mo Wang, but despite his displeasure, he still answered Mo Wang's question.

Of course, this was definitely not the reason why Mo Wang had just taken him for a few laps over Fuyuki City at several Mach 6 speeds.

"Bazett? Hmmm, I thought it was Barrett."

"Bazett... oh! The one who was supposed to go offline at lightning speed, but accidentally became Master Angra Mainyu, right?"

Mo Wang clapped his hands, then suddenly looked at the other person with a look of realization.

"Mo Wang... Damn it, they actually found their way here."

Upon seeing Mo Wang suddenly appear, Bazett immediately drew his Noble Phantasm to prepare for battle.

According to the information provided by the Association, Mo Wang in front of him has the power to take on the other six Servant of the Holy Grail War all by himself.

It is described as an extremely dangerous existence.

Bazett had initially thought the other party wouldn't arrive for at least a few more days, but to his surprise, he was found so quickly.

"So it turns out I was careless after all?"

Just as Bazett was about to make his move, the Doggy also got up from the ground.

"Damn it! How did you guys get in?!"

"Well, if that's what you mean, then of course we go through the main gate."

Mo Wang then pointed behind him to the Church gate, which had vanished without a trace.

Bazett:...

Doggy:...

Dude, if I remember correctly, there was a door here just now, right? Where's the door? Did you two eat it?

With all that commotion, we didn't even notice you came in. Doesn't that make us look silly?

"Damn it! Master! You go first! I'll deal with these two!"

Doggy gritted his teeth and then shouted at Barrett... no, Bazett, who was standing next to him, as he charged towards Mo Wang and Red A with a long gun.

"Bump!"

Unfortunately, before Bazett could even act, our Child of Light Bazett, Cú Chulainn, was sent directly into the Church's grounds by Mo Wang, with only his head remaining outside.

Bazett: What happened to the Red Knight Order' strongest knight? What happened to Ireland's strongest hero? He was so confident just now, and he got wiped out in no time? What a joke!

"I surrender."

Bazett looked at Mo Wang, whose right hand was still emitting white smoke and who had turned his gaze in their direction, and readily chose to raise both hands.

"Huh? You're surrendering already? I still think you could probably be saved."

Seeing that Bazett surrendered without the slightest resistance, Mo Wang looked at him with great surprise.

Where's the promised deadly weapon? Where's the promised one-hit kill Noble Phantasm? Where's the Association's Sealing Designation? Why did they surrender?

Bazett: Work is work, it's just a small salary for a year, why risk your life? Besides, it's just a Holy Grail War, no need to risk your life, right?

Despite appearing relaxed, Bazett's mind was actually starting to race.

She now only hoped that Mo Wang really as the intelligence report described, not a bloodthirsty person at all, except for his fondness for causing trouble.

Otherwise, she might have lost her life here today.

"That doesn't matter. We didn't come here to fight anyway."

Mo Wang that even though Bazett surrendered, they didn't make things difficult for this poor bystander.

"Uh, you're not here to fight?"

Bazett stared blankly at Mo Wang and Red A, then at the Doggy who was now planted next to them like a big radish...

"Pah! If you didn't come here to fight, why did you just beat me up like that!"

The Doggy beside him barked loudly at Mo Wang, clearly unconvinced.

The next moment, he was beaten up by Mo Wang and his head was covered in bumps.

Bazett watched as the Doggy was given a sound beating by Mo Wang, and didn't dare to utter a single word.

"This guy's gone too far, hasn't he?"

Red A couldn't help but glance at the Doggy who had been beaten up and looked like he was about to return to the Throne of Heroes, and couldn't help but swallow hard.

Red A Archer believed that without Unlimited Blade Works, he was no match for Cú Chulainn.

Even for veteran players who have played through multiple playthroughs, the Red A least wants to encounter in the Fifth Holy Grail War is the Doggy.

But as it turned out, Cú Chulainn, who was almost the biggest threat in Red A's eyes, didn't even have the slightest chance to fight back against Mo Wang. This kind of strength made Red A feel fortunate that he hadn't fought with this guy before, otherwise he estimated that he would have been in even worse shape than this guy.

"Well, the main reason I came to see you this time is to ask you about something."

"By the way, where are Kirei and Gilgamesh? Aren't they at the Church today?"

Mo Wang casually took out a chair and sat down next to him, gesturing for Bazett to sit down as well.

Seeing that Mo Wang seemed to have no intention of making a move, Bazett frowned slightly before sitting down as well.

"If you're referring to Kirei Kotomine, who's here, and Gilgamesh, who's lived since the last war, they had to leave early today."

"If nothing unexpected happens, they should be in a ramen shop not far from here..."

"A ramen shop?"

Mo Wang always felt a little strange about Golden Gilgamesh and Kirei going out for ramen together.

"Well... it's mainly because Mr. Kirei seems to have found a side job; he's currently working part-time as a chef." As he said this, a hint of embarrassment appeared on Bazett's face.

"What? Kirei's selling ramen? What kind? Mapo Tofu Ramen?"

Mo Wang was stunned for a good ten seconds or more.

Even Red A was dumbfounded.

Kirei Kotomine went to sell ramen? What kind of weird plot twist is this?

Okay, although Mo Wang felt this setting was a bit strange, Mo Wang ignored it when he thought about how the neighboring Magical Girl Illya also had a similar Mapo.

However, he now had another matter on his mind that he was curious about.

"No, if Mapo is in this state, why did you come to participate in the Holy Grail War?"

If I remember correctly, Bazett was deliberately recommended by Mapo to be used as a tool, Mo Wang?

"Well... the main purpose of my visit is to investigate the strange things that have been happening in Fuyuki City recently."

"Because things are a bit complicated, the Association sent me here, and I came as the Master of the Holy Grail War."

Bazett said somewhat embarrassedly.

No wonder.

Mo Wang how this girl surrendered so quickly; turns out she never intended to participate in the Holy Grail War from the very beginning.

"Something strange? Tell me what happened. I happened to be here to investigate as well."

Mo Wang continued to ask Bazett.

"This..." Bazett hesitated briefly before turning to Mo Wang and saying, "Recently in Fuyuki City, there have been reports of people suddenly being transported to a strange world."

"That world is very similar to Fuyuki City, but it seems to never have daylight, and there's not a single person on the streets."

"At first, the Association didn't take it seriously. But recently, some people have been saying that there seems to be a strange problem with the space in Fuyuki City, and the rumors just won't stop."

"Even Mr. Kirei is said to have been attacked in that world..."

"Similar to Fuyuki City, but a deserted world?"

At this moment, Mo Wang and Red A couldn't help but exchange a glance, both seeing deep confusion in each other's eyes.

"Don't look at me like that, I really don't know about this." Red A shook his head. Although he had fought in many Holy Grail War, this was the first time he had ever seen something so strange.

"Could it be Singularity F? But wait, that place should have been destroyed..."

Mo Wang frowned briefly, then turned to Bazett and asked, "So, do either of you know anything about Caster Medea? If I'm not mistaken, she should have already left the scene, right?"

Mo Wang's eyes were fixed on Bazett at this moment.

"If you're asking about that mysterious Caster, I do know a little bit."

Bazett then slowly said, "As far as I know, that person was taken care of by a mysterious guy on his very first day in Fuyuki City, the day before yesterday, when he came with his Master."

"That Tenten. By the time I sent Cú Chulainn there, everything, including her Master, had been annihilated."

After Bazett finished speaking, the Doggy, who had just crawled out from underground, added, "That attack was undoubtedly Servant's Noble Phantasm, and one with tremendous power at that. Even if I had rushed there at my speed, I wouldn't have seen any trace of the enemy. My personal guess is that it was done by Berserker's side."

Hearing Doggy's guess, Mo Wang Wang's smile became even more pronounced.

"This is interesting. It seems we should investigate this further."

Mo Wang stood up from his chair and said to Bazett, "In that case, let's put the Holy Grail War on hold for now."

"I'm planning to take this guy with me to investigate the situation in Fuyuki City. You don't mind, do you?"

At this moment Mo Wang pointed to the Doggy next to him and said to Bazett.

"Huh? No, no objection."

Upon hearing that Mo Wang was going to take the Doggy to investigate, Bazett was initially stunned, but then became somewhat pleased.

Unexpectedly, some kind-hearted people took over her job.

"Not Master! How could you!" The Doggy looked at Bazett with a terrified expression, but before it could finish speaking, Mo Wang had already placed a hand on the Doggy.

"Hey! You wouldn't be thinking of...?"

Red A, seeing Mo Wang grab him again, instinctively tried to escape. But unfortunately, he was no match for Mo Wang's clutches.

Let's go!

With a sonic boom, Mo Wang and the others were nowhere to be seen in front of Bazett.

All that was left was Bazett, his face disheveled from the gust of wind.

Chapter 461: About the Three Phantom Gods being turned into Splatoons by Mapo

Inside a noodle shop not far from the Fuyuki City the Church, Kirei Kotomine, looking every bit the ruthless bandit, was making noodles as if on a pilgrimage.

To be honest, with Kirei Kotomine's appearance, you could easily mistake him for a ramen chef or a priest, or even a mercenary who just returned from some country.

However, at that moment, he was indeed working as a ramen chef.

In some ways, the length of his time in this job now far exceeds the time he spent as a priest.

"Your Mapo Tofu, now called Noodles—a hundred times spicier version—is ready. Please enjoy."

At that moment, Kirei Kotomine placed a bowl of bright red noodles onto the Golden Gilgamesh dining table.

That eerie blood-red color resembled lava from hell.

Just looking at it makes me want to drink water like crazy.

In particular, there were various kinds of chili peppers placed beside Kirei Kotomine at this moment.

From the infamous Ghost Pepper to the Carolina Reaper, and the fearsome Dragon's Breath Pepper, they have it all.