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Chapter 538

How the Three Fate Gods Got Turned into Human Sprinklers by Mapo (Continued)

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Even Golden Gilgamesh's face turned serious when faced with the "Mapo Tofu" ramen, which seemed to exude an aura of death.

"Wow! Kirei, I didn't expect you to have researched something this advanced again?"

"Are you so confident that you can defeat me with something like this?"

Golden Gilgamesh looked at Kirei Kotomine.

"Of course I wouldn't dare."

"However, I am confident that this ramen will meet your requirements."

"Is that so?"

Golden Gilgamesh picked up his chopsticks without hesitation and then picked up a noodle.

Upon closer inspection, the originally yellow ramen noodles had now turned completely red due to the chili peppers.

Golden Gilgamesh's face hardened, and he immediately shoved the noodles into his mouth.

In that Setsuna, Golden Gilgamesh felt as if a universe was exploding inside his mouth.

The intense impact caused even Golden Gilgamesh to start coughing.

"Cough cough cough! That was a really strong impact! Looks like Kirei, you've really gotten stronger."

"We were not well received."

Facing Golden Gilgamesh's expression, Kirei Kotomine spoke calmly, as if he were possessed by the Medicine King, radiating confidence.

In this timeline that Mo Wang has completely altered, Kirei Kotomine naturally wasn't corrupted by Golden Gilgamesh.

After years of struggling to find his purpose in life, a priest one day unexpectedly tasted authentic Mapo Tofu made by a Chinese restaurant that had come from China.

The intense impact, the hellish torment, combined with the sense of redemption brought by the ice water, instantly opened the door to a new world for Priest Mapo.

As a result, during those ten years, Mapo directly transitioned into a distinguished chef.

Mapo: In my long years of missionary work, I have come to a clear realization that missionary work cannot save humanity! Only a chef can bring people happiness and salvation!

Although we don't know what Priest Mapo's father was thinking...

In short, that's how Kirei worked—as a chef for ten years straight.

And his restaurant is one that most people wouldn't dare to enter.

Because of its bizarre spiciness, it's practically inhuman torture for the Japan.

Despite this, Priest Mapo didn't have any intention of reducing the spiciness; on the contrary, he began to actively push the limits in terms of spiciness.

This can be seen from the fact that he used chili peppers that were not even fit for human consumption.

Of course, this practice also attracted a lot of fearless individuals to try it.

Whether they were carried out or taken to the hospital, we don't know.

In any case, over the past decade, Fuyuki City has become one of the best proctology clinics in the surrounding area.

"Hmph! You think this will satisfy me?!"

"Kirei, how dare you underestimate me like this?"

Seeing Mapo's confident expression, Golden Gilgamesh's face suddenly broke into a vicious smile.

Just as Golden Gilgamesh was about to devour the bowl of noodles, a familiar voice came from outside, and an annoyed expression appeared on Golden Gilgamesh's face.

He looked behind him with obvious impatience and said, "It's really annoying. These pesky creatures are coming in droves like cockroaches."

As soon as the words were spoken, the figure that had been knocked down appeared in Mapo's shop in the blink of an eye.

"Cough cough cough! I'm going to die! How did you manage to do that so fast?!"

"You, you mean some new type of fighter jet? Ugh~"

As soon as Mo Wang and the others landed, Red A, who was already experienced, immediately slumped into a seat in the store, looking half-dead.

Upon landing, Cú Chulainn, having never experienced this process before, immediately began vomiting profusely inside the store.

Seeing Cú Chulainn's disheveled appearance, Mapo immediately frowned.

"Sir, vomiting is not allowed here."

"Remember to clean it up later."

Faced with Kirei's threat, the Doggy vomited even more violently.

"Hey, Kirei, and Gilles de Rais too, it's been a long time!"

"Looks like you're doing well?"

Mo Wang ignored the two already dead guys behind him and instead started greeting Kirei and Golden Gilgamesh.

When he heard Mo Wang call him "Golden Gilgamesh, "Gilgamesh, unusually, did not refute it. Instead, he snorted coldly and turned his head to the side.

"Hmm. Long time no see." Kirei nodded slightly to Mo Wang, then went back to his own business, as if nothing was more important than making Mapo Tofu.

Faced with the indifferent Mapo, Mo Wang didn't say anything. He simply walked to the opposite side of Gilles de Rais, smiled at him, and said, "Don't be so cold. By the way, you knew I was coming all along, didn't you?"

"How did they do that?"

Mo Wang glanced around and easily guessed that Gilles de Rais was deliberately waiting for him here.

He was very curious as to how Golden Gilgamesh knew he would come to see him today.

"Hmph! Don't think that only you and that guy can foresee the future. As Gilgamesh, this is something I can do with ease."

Faced with Mo Wang's question, Golden Gilgamesh turned her head away with a rather arrogant air.

"Oh? Clairvoyance? I didn't expect you to even know this after being soaked in the All the World's Evils overflowing from the Holy Grail."

"That's simply my ability; there's no question of whether I can or can't do it."

Golden Gilgamesh calmly picked up a glass of ice water and took a sip. In the short time it took him to talk to Mo Wang, his forehead was already covered in sweat.

"Clairvoyance? Predicting the future? Good heavens, does this guy possess a Clairvoyance skill of A grade or higher?"

"I didn't expect this guy to have this trick up his sleeve?"

The Doggy, whose complexion had already started to improve, was completely shocked when it heard that Gilgamesh actually had an EX-level Clairvoyance.

Although the Doggy's skills are basically confirmed, this guy could practically be the father of most archers.

But this obviously doesn't include Gilles de Rais.

Even Doggy facing Gilles de Rais could only rely on stalling to fight; killing Gilles de Rais was practically impossible.

And if you add Gilles de Rais EX-level Clairvoyance to it, then it's simply unbeatable.

Red A frowned upon hearing Golden Gilgamesh's words.

As the final boss of the UBW route, Golden Gilgamesh's strength has always been consistently high.

Although in the final battle, due to his own carelessness and the fact that he couldn't defeat Emiya Shirou because of the protagonist's plot armor, it was indeed quite difficult to hold back.

But without a doubt, Gilles de Rais remains the strongest Servant of the Fifth Holy Grail War, without a doubt.

Ahem, although Gilles de Rais always seems to go offline for all sorts of strange reasons due to carelessness, Red A didn't put Gilles de Rais in the most threatening group.

However, with EX Clairvoyance, things are different.

At least Red A has never seen it, but Gilles de Rais used this skill in the Fifth Holy Grail War.

"Damn it! EX-level Clairvoyance? That's a skill only top-tier Grand Caster should possess..."

At this moment, Red A realized that he had been underestimating this King of Heroes all along.

"Ha, you knew from the start that I would come?"

Mo Wang smiled again at this moment.

"Otherwise what? Otherwise, do you think that with the timeline you've messed up like this, the Holy Grail War could still be held?"

At this moment, Golden Gilgamesh put down his water glass and calmly poured himself another glass of wine.

Yes, it has to be chilled.

"Oh? You deliberately lured me here?"

Mo Wang looked at Golden Gilgamesh with some surprise. He never expected that Gilles de Rais would use such methods.

Is this still Golden Gilgamesh?

"Hey! Don't look at me like that!"

"I'm not the kind of madman who would stand idly by and watch the world Destruction."

"I'm annoyed," Gilles de Rais said.

"World Destruction? What do you even know?"

Mo Wang blinked, feeling that the current Golden Gilgamesh looked more like the Wise King Gilgamesh, didn't he?

"I don't know. I'm not omniscient or omnipotent."

Gilles de Rais shook her head in annoyance.

"Oh? Even an EX-level Clairvoyance can't see the future?"

Mo Wang was genuinely surprised this time.

Is it really possible for someone to evade the gaze of an EX-level Clairvoyance?

"Even my Clairvoyance can only foresee this world's eventual Destruction. And when Gaia disappeared, she also came to me, asking me to bring you here."

"Honestly, if I had known who had the audacity to do such a thing, I would have taken action myself long ago," Gilles de Rais said, somewhat annoyed.

"Oh?"

"However, there's at least one thing I'm certain of: this time, the enemy isn't from this timeline. The rest is up to you; I don't care about anything else."

"What are those two talking about? Didn't they agree it was just a Holy Grail War? How did it suddenly involve the Destruction of the world?"

The Doggy looked at Red A with a puzzled expression. Could it be that he was the only one there and had no idea what was going on?

"Shut up, if you're brainless, just listen quietly." Faced with the Doggy chattering in his ear, Red A retorted irritably.

"Hey! With my temper, who are you calling brainless!"

At this moment, the Doggy glared angrily at Red A in front of it.

"Whoever responds will be the one we're talking about."

"Are you trying to provoke me?! Absolutely!"

At this moment, Mo Wang ignored the Slifer the Sky Dragon and the Obelisk the Tormentor that were preparing to fight again behind him, and looked thoughtfully at the Winged Dragon of Ra in front of him.

Based on the information Gilles de Rais has provided so far, Mo Wang has roughly organized it.

What we know so far is that the threat posed by the enemy is at least the Destruction of a world on one timeline, and it has already threatened the level of Gaia and Alaya.

Furthermore, this enemy does not belong to this timeline.

Although Mo Wang already had a guess about the answer, Mo Wang still planned to gather more information before proceeding.

"Speaking of which, what the hell are you eating? Why does it smell so pungent?"

Mo Wang wrinkled his nose slightly and looked at the strange noodles that were being stirred up in front of Gilles de Rais.

From the very beginning, Mo Wang could smell an extremely pungent odor.

Didn't they say this place sells Mapo Mapo?

"That's Mapo Tofu Topped Noodles..."

At this moment, Kirei, who was behind, thoughtfully explained the problem to Mo Wang.

"What did you just say? What is that?!"

Mo Wang's pupils dilated in shock as he stared in disbelief at the large bowl in front of him, filled entirely with chili peppers.

You're telling this authentic Sichuan/Chongqing native that what's in front of him is Mapo Tofu?

Believe it or not, he'll just pour this thing right in from below right now!

"Hmph! Don't be surprised, this is a special dish exclusively for Kirei, only warriors can taste it."

At this moment, Golden Gilgamesh spoke calmly, as if the guy who was just covered in sweat wasn't him at all.

"Your specialty dish is really something else!"

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