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Chapter 539

Rin Tohsaka: I Have to Rob Golden Boy Immediately

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Mo Wang glanced at the amount of chili peppers on the plate. He figured that even someone from Jiangxi would probably need that much chili, let alone people from Sichuan and Chongqing.

"These are yours."

At that moment, Mapo suddenly brought out three bowls and calmly placed them in front of the three people.

What do you mean by that?

Mo Wang to stare blankly at Mapo. How can you have the nerve to let them eat this?

"Hehe, I've already said that only the Hero should attempt this, so I've thoughtfully prepared a portion for you all."

"What? You lot, you're not scared, are you?" Golden Gilgamesh said with a wicked grin.

"Huh? I wouldn't dare?!"

Upon hearing the Golden Gilgamesh taunts, the Doggy immediately picked up the large, bright red bowl and said, "Looks like you don't know the power of the Irish Spicy King!"

"I just threw up a little while ago, and I was actually quite hungry."

"It's just a bowl of noodles." At that moment, Red A also picked up his large bowl of noodles, his expression unchanged, and said, "I want to see what kind of strength you really have."

These two fearless guys were already getting ready to eat.

Mo Wang quietly opened his phone, intending to reserve two beds at the hospital first.

By the way, do the hospitals in Fuyuki City accept Servant?

Or should we ask, does that Romani guy know how to examine the anus of his Servant?

Chapter 462: Rin Tohsaka: I Must Rob Golden Gilgamesh Immediately

This chapter is also titled: <Gilles de Rais: Oh no, family! My Gate of Babylon has been targeted by a strange woman! It's almost empty now, does anyone have any clues?>

"Huh? Senior, didn't you prepare lunch today?"

It was still the school rooftop, and now five beautiful girls had gathered there.

It should have been lunchtime by now, and Sakura had already taken out her lunch, but she was surprised to find that Shizuka's table was empty.

"Um... I think I woke up a little late today, so I forgot to prepare."

A hint of embarrassment appeared on Shizuka's face when Sakura asked him the question.

I didn't expect that because of all the things that happened this morning, I rushed out the door and completely forgot about lunch.

"This is a difficult situation. How about you come and have some, senior?"

At this moment, Sakura pointed to the lunchbox in front of her and said...

"Isn't this a bit inappropriate? Isn't this your lunch, Sakura?"

Faced with Sakura's invitation, Shizuka hesitated.

"It's okay, I already prepared some for my sister and Rider, and I'm also on a diet recently..."

Sakura spoke gently to Shizuka, showing that despite not having experienced those childhood events, Sakura remained as kind to Shizuka as ever.

However, halfway through the conversation, Sakura noticed that Saber, who was standing next to her, didn't seem to be eating either.

This is going to be a bit tricky.

After all, the food Sakura prepared, even if eaten sparingly, was enough for the two girls.

But if we add another person, it still won't be enough no matter how you look at it.

What's more, the Artoria in front of us is a well-known competitive eater in the industry.

Sakura and Rin still Remembrance Artoria's appetite.

"You don't need to worry about me."

"As Servant, all I need to do is replenish my mana."

Seeing Sakura's hesitant expression, Artoria shook her head understandingly.

"Seriously, where did Archer and Mo Wang go? It's noon and there's still no sign of them."

In contrast, Rin showed absolutely no politeness at this moment.

After receiving the lunchbox from his younger sister, he began to eat without any hesitation.

As he spoke, he couldn't help but complain about Mo Wang, who was still nowhere to be seen.

"That guy is always like this; you can never even see his shadow."

"Oh? Do you mean you miss me?"

Just as Rin was saying this, Mo Wang's voice suddenly appeared behind her.

"Cough cough cough! Where did you come from, you rascal?!"

Upon hearing Mo Wang's voice, Rin choked on her food several times.

Seeing Mo Wang's amused smile behind him, he immediately became furious and embarrassed.

"Hmm? Everyone's already started eating? Sigh, I even packed some ramen for you guys. But it seems some of you didn't prepare lunch today."

Mo Wang simply smiled at the enraged Rin, then shook the takeout box in his hand and looked at Shizuka and Artoria, who were looking at him.

"Has Mr. Mo Wang finished his business?"

Upon hearing that Mo Wang had brought back ramen, Shizuka's gaze did not linger on the lunchbox in Mo Wang's hand. Instead, he asked Mo Wang with concern.

"Well, it's half resolved. The matter isn't completely solved, but at least we've made progress."

"Ugh, I'm exhausted after running around all morning."

"I really want to lie in a beautiful girl's arms and read comics."

While complaining, Mo Wang handed the ramen in his hand to Shizuka and Artoria, who had been craving it for a while.

"Mr. Mo Wang 've really worked hard."

The Shizuka smiled slightly as he listened to Mo Wang's complaints, and instead comforted Mo Wang, which made Lin, who was eating his lunchbox, snort several times.

"Now that you're back, where did Archer go?"

Rin frowned, seemingly not having seen her Servant appear.

This further displeased Rin.

"Oh, you're asking about Red A? He was just in the bathroom, he should be back soon."

Mo Wang calmly replied, and just then, three Servant— one in blue, one in red, and one in gold—swayed and strolled onto the roof.

"That's Lancer?! And that Servant is... Gilgamesh?!"

Upon seeing the familiar face suddenly appear, Artoria's mind went completely blank for a moment.

Clearly, Saber had no idea that Gilgamesh hadn't left the stage at all.

The moment she saw Gilgamesh, she instinctively looked in Mo Wang's direction.

She had assumed that the Golden Gilgamesh in front of her was something Mo Wang had created.

"What's wrong with them?"

Upon seeing the Doggy and Golden Gilgamesh appear at the same time, Saber instinctively became wary.

However, when she saw the three of them swaying unsteadily, supporting each other, yet none of them giving in to the other, Artoria was stunned for a full half minute.

Why do these three look so ridiculous?

"It's nothing, it's just that these three guys wanted the other to admit defeat, but they found that none of them would give in, so it ended up like this."

Mo Wang helplessly shrugged, indicating that this time it wasn't his fault.

The gist of the story is that the three of them were already sweating profusely after finishing their incredibly spicy ramen. Then, that guy, Golden Gilgamesh, had to come up with a sarcastic remark.

As a result, this man's damn competitive spirit just kicked in.

They managed to get each of the three of them to eat at least ten bowls of the extremely spicy hellish ramen.

As it turns out, although Servant possess extraordinary physical abilities...

But despite this, they still have a normal sense of taste, and... obviously, a sense of pain as well.

Faced with Mo Wang's answer, the girls were momentarily at a loss as to how to deal with this abstract issue.

You mean, two demigod Servant, plus an Executor of the Counter Force, almost died from the spiciness of spicy food?

To be honest, this kind of thing can't even be explained in simple, abstract terms.

It's like someone asking, how exactly did the final winner of the Holy Grail War manage to win?

Then you say, "Because the strongest, the second strongest, and the third strongest died, and they all died by suicide."

Just from the sound of it, the Holy Grail War sounds no different from a comedy show!

That Red A is one thing.

After all, even if he died, no one would know what his name was.

But Gilgamesh and Cú Chulainn are no ordinary people!

If someone asks you how the King of Heroes died, are you going to just answer that he died from spiciness, and incidentally, Cú Chulainn also died from spiciness?

This is even worse than unofficial historical records!

"Ugh~ Why can my body, made of magic, feel nauseous?"

"Damn it, that damn priest, what did he put in there?! There's definitely more than just chili peppers!"

Cú Chulainn said pitifully.

Although the Servant could convert all food into magic energy saved him from becoming a jetpack fighter, he was relieved, but at this moment he was starting to feel an urge to die.

"You stupid dog, even if your body is made of magic, most of its functions are still human. You must know that, right?"

Red A then taunted the Doggy.

This perfectly fits the love-hate relationship between Red A and the Doggy.

Even though I'm feeling just as miserable as you are, I can't resist making a few sarcastic remarks about the Doggy first.

This raised another question for Mo Wang.

How exactly did that Number Five Youth, Emiya Shirou, grow up to be this sharp-tongued and arrogant guy?

What exactly did Emiya Shirou experience during those years? (Image)

"Heh, two scoundrels, and you're already done with it? I can keep you company for another whole day!"

With the Slifer the Sky Dragon and the Obelisk the Tormentor already dead, the Winged Dragon of Ra of Ra naturally didn't forget to come up and finish them off with a couple more blows.

Of course, if we ignore his already deathly pale face...

"These idiots."

Medusa, seeing the three idiots' behavior, unusually made a sarcastic remark.

The thought of competing against such an idiot filled Medusa with shame.

And her complaints were unanimously approved by Rin and King Da Mao.

"No, no, no, no!"

At this moment, Rin suddenly started shouting, startling Sakura who was standing next to her.

"Mo Wang! I'm asking you, where did Lancer and Golden Gilgamesh come from? Why did they come with Archer?!"

Rin was tugging at Mo Wang's collar, as if trying to get some answer from Mo Wang.

"Well, I borrowed this Doggy from his Master because I promised him I'd help investigate the strange things happening in Fuyuki City."

"As for Golden Gilgamesh, he's just here because he's been bored lately, so he came to join in the fun."

Mo Wang to say this.

"No! But given the current situation, aside from Berserker and Caster, almost all Servant are here!" Rin pointed to the Servant... oh, it should be eight Servant present.

Normally, this scene would basically consist of all the Servant in a Holy Grail War.

Even if Mo Wang, you can still act as a referee here.

"Well, by the way, I should mention that Caster has already left the stage."

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