My Chat Group is Just Too Strange
Chapter 80

Teacher Cocolia's Guidance: Time to Become the Harem King! (Part 2)

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One could only say that these people were his destined calamity.

"Speaking of which, isn't Anna a member of the Schariac family? My mother is said to be from the Schariac family as well."

"You mean Lady Cecilia? According to my father, she was the head of our family clan. And she and my father are cousins."

"Wow! Really? If that's the case, does that mean Anna really is my sister?"

"That's not wrong. But Kiana, if you'd like, you can just call me 'older sister'."

"Really? That's wonderful!"

The Valkyrie were all standing together, chatting and laughing, the atmosphere was incredibly pleasant. Anyone who didn't know better would think they were all longtime best friends.

At this moment, Mo Wang seemed to have become an outsider, unable to utter a single word.

Mo Wang is now completely lost in thought.

Why is this happening?

Her plan was perfect, so where did things go wrong to turn out like this?

Is this even fair?!

"Speaking of which, Mo Wang, where are we going to have fun today?"

At that moment, Kiana, who was chatting and laughing with Anna, suddenly turned around and said to Mo Wang.

"Well, the original plan was to go to Homu Land."

Mo Wang answered instinctively at that moment.

"Homu Land?! That's great! I've wanted to go there for ages!"

Upon hearing that they were going to Homu Land, many people in the group started shouting excitedly.

Even Bronya, who usually has the most expressionless face, had little stars popping into her eyes.

Here, we must mention the most famous photo spot in Honkai 3rd, Homu Land.

Those familiar with Honkai 3rd know that Homu Land is the birthplace of Homu, the first mascot of Honkai 3rd.

Furthermore, Homu Land is also the location for many Honkai 3rd events and storylines.

Starting with the branch in Changkong City from Honkai Gakuen, and then moving on to Canghai City.

This amusement Paradise, practically Disneyland in a Honkai world, is where all the heroines and events take place. (Incidentally, this is also where the Captain Captain his "Luna Wife" had their first date in the Captain's route.)

And the signature mascot is also a favorite of the female protagonists in Honkai.

Aside from Mei, who's hard to say, Theresa and Bronya are basically just Homu.

Kiana also has a habit of collecting Homu dolls.

However, despite its Paradise, the ticket price is just as high as Disney's.

When Mo Wang stood at the amusement Paradise ticket booth, his face ashen, and took away seven tickets, he felt as if he and his wallet had burned out together.

"Here, take your tickets."

At that moment, amidst the astonished expressions of the passersby, Mo Wang distributed all the tickets in his hand to the Valkyrie, earning praise from a group of bewildered onlookers.

Passerby A: Wow, one person bought seven tickets? Coming to the amusement Paradise with six girls? That's awesome!

Passerby B: I'm so jealous! I'm so handsome, why don't I have so many girls of different styles to come to the amusement Paradise with?!

Passerby C: There are so few girls left these days, can't you leave some for everyone?!

Faced with envious, jealous, and hateful glances from those around him, Mo Wang simply chuckled twice.

It's likely that no one can truly understand the pain he's experiencing right now.

After all, not only is my wallet empty now, but I also don't have any of the hard-won opportunities to go on dates.

Damn it! Is it really that hard to find a girlfriend?! He was all set, ready to be the first one with a girlfriend, Mo Wang- zuk! Why is fate so unfair to him?

Can't we give him a chance to figure it out?

Some might say, "If you're dating so many girls, don't you have any chance?"

Opportunity my foot! It's precisely because there are so many people that there's no chance!

After all, his name isn't Shido Itsuka, so how could he possibly go on dates with so many girls at once?

"Yay! Thank you, Captain! Let's go to the amusement Paradise!"

The Valkyrie they had acquired immediately swarmed into the amusement Paradise.

Watching their retreating figures, Mo Wang already felt an urge to go back.

Does this mean there's absolutely no chance of salvaging this date?

"My other self, are you really going to give up like this?"

"It's not time to give up yet!"

Mo Wang: (ー`′ー)?

What's all this noise?

Mo Wang looked around in confusion, but didn't seem to see anyone else calling him.

But in the next moment, Mo Wang's consciousness entered a strange space.

"What's going on?"

Mo Wang looked around in confusion, only to see a version of himself standing in front of him, looking exactly like him but without any clothes on and with two horns on his head.

"You are... me from the world of Bumo?"

Mo Wang was startled and looked at his other self with a puzzled expression.

"Hehehe, my other self, I've already sensed your confusion and disappointment! So, I've come to help you."

Mo Wang Caesar gave Mo Wang a thumbs up and a big smile.

"Huh? Help me? What for?"

Mo Wang the path that's a bit confusing.

"Right now, you're probably feeling lost because you can't win over girls, right? Don't worry! I've got plenty of experience with this kind of thing."

Then Mo Wang Caesar patted his chest and said...

"You have experience?"

Mo Wang looked at his other self with a strange expression. This guy clearly didn't have a girlfriend either, right? In fact, had he ever been in love? (Well, he had women, a harem, an accountant, and maids, but just no girlfriend. That's perfectly reasonable, isn't it?)

"Of course! Let me tell you. If you want to build a huge harem and have all the women become your wings, you absolutely mustn't back down at crucial moments! You must be brave enough to face difficulties head-on!"

"You mean..."

Mo Wang to ponder.

"Of course, just go and sleep with all those girls! As long as you sleep with them all, there won't be any problems!"

Mo Wang Caesar simply smiled and said.

"Pah! I knew it! You can't say anything nice!"

Mo Wang were to face his other self, he would want to spit him out and kill him.

They're all asleep? He wants to too!

But if I actually did that, I'm afraid I'd end up exploding the very next day because of a fire in my harem.

Do you really think these Valkyrie, each with their own extraordinary mental illness, are easy to get along with?

Besides, this isn't some kind of eroge where you can instantly max out the affection level just by being intimate with the character.

"Hahaha~! Don't be in such a hurry, I was just joking."

Seeing that Mo Wang was already angry and about to leave, Mo Wang Caesar quickly said.

"You better not joke with me."

Mo Wang a sour face and his tone was full of warning.

"Haha, but there is one thing I did not lie about."

Mo Wang Caesar's smile vanished, and his expression suddenly turned serious. "The key to building a harem is that you can't back down at crucial moments!"

Mo Wang Caesar said with a serious expression.

"Looking at all the male protagonists who can build a real harem, is there any who chickened out?"

He crossed his arms, his tone accusatory, "Just because of this little difficulty, you want to give up on the strategy? That's not the behavior of a proper Yugi! Have you forgotten your dream of building a giant crystal palace?!"

"Have you already forgotten what Naoya-sensei taught us?!"

Mo Wang Caesar's voice suddenly rose, as if questioning Mo Wang's soul.

"You, you mean..."

A flicker of hesitation crossed Mo Wang's eyes.

"That's right! Go for it bravely! Fight with every ounce of your strength for the girl you love! That's what a harem leader should do!"

Mo Wang Caesar seemed to be engulfed in flames, exuding an imposing aura.

In that instant, Mo Wang seemed to see countless familiar figures— Naoya Mukai, Makoto Ito, Haruhi Himuro, Rito Yuuki, Tomoki Sakurai ... These legendary harem gods seemed to be standing around him, their gazes firm, cheering him on.

"I see!"

Mo Wang's gaze gradually hardened, and a fighting spirit ignited on his face.

"To build your own harem, you must overcome all kinds of difficulties!"

"A mere amusement park and six girls! How could that possibly stop me from becoming the harem king!"

He clenched his fists, his heart filled with determination.

"That's right, that's exactly it! It's just a matter of winning over a few girls, let's go for it!"

At that moment, Mo Wang Caesar's figure gradually began to become illusory before Mo Wang's eyes.

Then, when Mo Wang came to his senses, Mo Wang had already returned to reality.

"I understand, Teacher Caesar! I will never forget your teachings!"

"Now, I'm going to build my harem!"

Mo Wang then walked resolutely toward the amusement Paradise.

At this moment, many passersby looked at Mo Wang's retreating figure with puzzled expressions.

For some reason, everyone felt that Mo Wang didn't look like a tourist visiting an amusement Paradise.

Instead, it's like a Great Demon King who's about to challenge the mastermind behind the scenes.

It's impossible not to feel a sense of awe and respect.

"What's that guy up to now?"

The Valkyrie, who had already entered the amusement Paradise, were even more confused by Mo Wang's strange appearance.

Surely they couldn't have gone crazy just because they messed up Mo Wang's date plans, could they?

"I don't know, but he's been acting crazy for a while now."

Theresa said irritably.

However, what is somewhat concerning is that, with Mo Wang absent, the Valkyrie were clearly wary of each other.

Kiana, Bronya, and Wendy, in particular, were staring at each other intently, as if afraid that the other might make some kind of move.

What even Mo Wang didn't realize was that, in reality, the Valkyrie' side wasn't a united front at all.

Having already cooperated to stop Mo Wang's dating plans, the Valkyrie now have their own little schemes.

The next amusement Paradise project has already begun to take shape.

Aside from Anna, who still looks completely bewildered, the relationship between the Valkyrie has shifted from close partners to secret rivals.

This war of love is not only a war for Mo Wang to win over the Valkyrie, but also a war between each and every Valkyrie.

This love battle is sure to be incredibly intense, perhaps even nine out of ten!

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