Love Is War-What the Heck Is an All-Girl Fighting Tournament?

"Huh? What's going on?"

Mo Wang approached, he saw a group of Valkyrie staring warily at each other, the atmosphere so tense it seemed like a fight was about to break out. He couldn't help but wonder: it's only been three minutes, why are they all acting like enemies?

However, the moment he approached, he instantly put on a cheerful expression, as if the tense standoff had never happened. Anyone who didn't know better would think he was performing a Sichuan opera face-changing act.

"Hey, Mei, come to think of it, we've never been to Homu Land in Canghai City before, have we? Back in Changkong City, we used to ride the Ferris wheel there."

Kiana said with a smile, her tone so relaxed that it was as if the tense atmosphere just now was an illusion.

"That seems like it happened a long time ago."

Mei smiled and replied, "Besides, there were no staff members back then, so we had to do everything ourselves."

"Thinking about it now, I really miss those days."

Kiana immediately chimed in, and couldn't help but recall, "Fighting the Shikigami in Changkong City... I remember I was clinging to a life-sized Homu plushie and refusing to leave."

"Hmph, that's a limited edition Homu doll."

Bronya snorted softly, feeling a pang of regret at the thought of it. "Thinking about it now, I still regret it a little."

"What? A limited edition Homu doll? In Changkong City?! If we go now, will we still be able to find it?"

Theresa was immediately intrigued when she heard about the limited-edition Homu doll.

"Speaking of which, it seems quite lively over there."

Anna suddenly spoke up, glancing at the crowd not far away, "Is there some kind of event today?"

At this moment, everyone noticed that, without them noticing, the area had become crowded with people, all moving towards the center of the amusement park. Moreover, the majority of the crowd were women.

"Captain, do you know what kind of event is taking place here?"

Anna turned her head and looked at Mo Wang, a hint of curiosity in her eyes.

"Well..."

Mo Wang couldn't help but recall, "I did hear that the Homu Amusement Park here has special activities for couples. That's probably why."

Just thinking about this makes Mo Wang feel a pang of heartache.

He came here specifically because he heard that Homu Land had such an event.

Unexpectedly, things turned out this way.

However, Mo Wang immediately thought of what his other self had said.

Instantly, the urge to win over the female lead was rekindled.

"Couples' dating activities?"

Upon hearing Mo Wang Wang's words, the Valkyrie immediately began to have different thoughts.

And the atmosphere, which had just improved, seemed to freeze back to freezing point in an instant.

"Ahem! Since there's such an interesting activity, why don't we all go together? After all, we're already here, aren't we?"

Anna sensed the tense atmosphere around her and quickly spoke up.

"Oh right, since it's a couples' activity, it should be really fun, right? Mo Wang, let's go!"

Taking advantage of the Valkyrie ' inattention, Kiana grabbed Mo Wang and started running as fast as she could. Her main strategy was to catch them off guard.

"They actually ran away without permission?!"

Seeing Kiana pull such a move, I was completely stunned.

I never expected Kiana, who's usually the silliest, to pull something like this.

So Kiana, you're still a lowly woman?

In that instant, a group of Valkyrie immediately prepared to conduct a holy judgment on the white-haired creature that had run away!

However, it was clear that these guys underestimated White Hair's speed.

After all, as the fastest runner in the entire Honkai Impact 3rd series, Kiana dragged Mo Wang directly to the venue in just a short while.

"Wow, there are so many people? Does this mean all the couples in Canghai City have come?"

At this moment, Kiana curiously looked around.

By this time, the area was almost completely surrounded by a large group of girls. As far as the eye could see, there were heads everywhere.

"But isn't this supposed to be a couples' event? Why does it seem like it's all women? And why is everyone dressed so strangely?"

"That's true. This is clearly a couples' activity, so why are there so many girls?"

Mo Wang was also a little confused at this point.

So, what exactly was this event?

Mo Wang touched his chin, seemingly realizing he'd rushed things and forgotten to check what kind of event it was.

"Captain! Over here, there seems to be a sign over there!"

Just then, Wendy waved from behind and said to Mo Wang, "I saw up there that it says something about some kind of fighting game here."

"Fighting?!"

Mo Wang's mind went blank for a moment.

That's not right! When he arrived, he clearly saw that it mentioned dating activities.

How did it suddenly turn into a fighting competition?

Is there any connection between fighting and romance?

Mo Wang, Mimi dazed, squeezed next to Wendy and curiously examined the sign she had mentioned.

"The First Canghai City Love Combat Tournament? What is that? Couples beat each other up, and the winner just drags the other person away?"

Mo Wang's first reaction upon seeing this title was this, and in his mind, an image popped into his head of a caveman who, upon seeing someone he liked, would knock them unconscious with a stick and take them home.

What genius came up with this activity?

However, when Mo Wang saw the subheadings below, he felt an overwhelming sense of mental overload.

Love is True Magic, love is battle, love is war! No love story is ever peaceful. Do you want to have a perfect date with your boyfriend? Do you want to defeat all your rivals and become your lover's only support? Now, use the True Magic of love to deliver a fatal blow to your rivals, and write your own legend with the battle of love! This is the moment the war begins. Without fighting, there is no survival; without fighting, there is no love! Come and join our Love Combat Tournament!

[PS: Today marks the start of the women's group battle. The champion will receive a three-day, two-night luxury trip to the beach in Canghai City with their boyfriend! The rest will receive limited-edition Homu plushies, new Yugi, and beer...]

Mo Wang stared blankly at the text on it, feeling somewhat overwhelmed.

Even though they are all characters that people recognize, why do they seem to be so niche?

No, you mean love is True Magic, love is battle, love is war? Is that how you explain it? Using hand-to-hand combat to beat up your love rival? That's acceptable.

Women's group combat? You're probably trying to put on an all-female fighting game!

Will it turn into either Dead or Alive again later?

There are so many flaws that Mo Wang doesn't even know how to begin criticizing them.

Just then, a host dressed in cute clothes walked onto the stage in front of them.

"Dear viewers, welcome to the first Love Combat Tournament in Canghai City!"

The host, microphone in hand, spoke in a sweet yet captivating voice, instantly drawing everyone's attention. She wore an adorable pink dress and bunny ear headbands, giving her a playful and lively appearance.

With looks like that, she's definitely at least a top idol.

"Today, we will witness a contest of love and courage! Here, love is not just a sweet date, but a fierce battle! Only the bravest and most determined girls will win the final victory and the opportunity to spend wonderful times with their loved ones!"

The host waved his hands, and the crowd below instantly erupted in cheers.

However, Mo Wang had already begun to frown at this moment.

"I said, since this is the kind of event, why don't we head out first?"

At this moment, Mo Wang felt that his plan seemed to be starting to develop in some strange direction again.

However, to his complete surprise, the Valkyrie standing beside him now had a gleam in their eyes.

Theresa gripped Judah tightly, a confident smile playing on her lips. "Hmph, looks like this match is going to be interesting. I won't lose to anyone for the Homu doll!"

Kiana, beaming with excitement, rubbed her hands together and exclaimed, "Hehe, finally I have a chance to show off my skills! Mo Wang, you'd better watch closely as I take the championship!"

Mei gently brushed the strands of hair behind her ear, a resolute glint in her eyes. "Although I don't particularly like this way of fighting, I won't back down since it's for someone important to me."

Bronya stood expressionless to the side, but her eyes revealed a calm confidence. "Analysis complete, winning probability calculation in progress... In any case, Bronya will not lose."

Wendy clenched her fist nervously and muttered to herself, "Although I'm not very good at combat, I'll do my best for the Captain!"

Anna took a deep breath and then smiled, saying, "Since everyone is planning to participate, I can't just stand by and watch."

"Hey, wait a minute?! How did you guys start planning to participate? How could this happen?"

Faced with the current situation, Mo Wang felt utterly hopeless.

The plot wasn't exactly unrelated to his expectations, but it was completely unrelated.

An all-female fighting game? What genius came up with this plot?

"I know everyone is very enthusiastic right now! But, we still need to introduce our special guests, the referees!"

At that moment, guided by the host, everyone present couldn't help but look in that direction.

As a result, when Mo Wang saw those so-called referees, he almost spat out his drink.

"Huh? It's Himeko and the class president!"

Kiana, standing to the side, couldn't hold back when she saw the two of them.

Well, that's great, every single one of St. Freya's is here, isn't that something?

What's going on here?

"Himeko said she was going out for a walk today, but I didn't expect her to come here with Fu Hua?"

Theresa scratched her head, realizing she hadn't seen Himeko all day. So this is where she came from?

Especially when Himeko and Fu Hua above saw the Valkyrie below and were waving, everyone felt a strange sense of amusement.

"That's enough! Let's just end this already! This is a nightmare!"

Mo Wang was already numb at this point; could this development get any more absurd?

Now he's already grabbing Caesar Mo Wang the neck, demanding to know what to do next.

Mo Wang: Is this what you mean by "bravely facing the situation"? This is probably about to escalate into a full-blown brawl!

Mo Wang Caesar: What's wrong with this? Isn't this more interesting than some kind of 'ditch romance'? Let's fight! Let's fight! (cheering on JPG)

Mo Wang: You son of a bitch, I'll beat you to death!

"Ahem, there's one more thing. Since this is the first time we've held this event, our Homu Land also conducted a secret activity."

At this moment, the host continued speaking.

"Seriously? What else is there? Can't you just let me leave already?"

Mo Wang looked at the host with a grim expression. He felt that even a pretty young lady couldn't save his suicidal heart.

"This time, we randomly selected a male audience member's ticket number to become one of our judges! And if this male audience member's girlfriend also participates in the competition and wins, we will prepare a special gift for them!"

After the host finished speaking, many men in the audience began to rub their hands together in anticipation.

Upon hearing this, Mo Wang immediately gave a deadpan look.

"What good could come from something like this? You only get a reward if your girlfriend wins the championship? That's just ridiculous!"

Just as Mo Wang was making his complaints, the host began announcing the random numbers.

"Let me see, this time the randomly selected number is... Male audience member number 114514, please come forward!"

When the host announced the number, the audience members all started looking at the numbers in their hands.

At this moment, Mo Wang frowned again.

"No way? This is such a cliché plot twist, it can't be..."

Mo Wang's expression was somewhat stiff at this moment.

When he saw the number in his hand, Mo Wang felt an urge to tear it up.

"I knew it!"