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Chapter 86

Pin That Huffy Pufferfish to the Ground and Humiliate Her! (Part 2)

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If this happens, then we really have to start the Great Honkai dungeon ahead of schedule.

"You despicable human! How dare you use something like that to hit my head!"

Just then, Kiana slowly got up from the ground.

Although she tried to maintain a calm expression, the bump on the back of her head, almost the size of a fist, and the tears that were constantly welling up in her eyes, completely robbed this Her Majesty the Queen of her dignity.

"Holy crap! He didn't even faint? That's not scientific!"

Mo Wang looked at the stick in his hand in confusion. He had used so much force, yet he still couldn't make the breezy Pufferfish pass out. He was speechless.

"Damn human, how dare you treat me like this! Do you know who I am?!"

A certain person who looks like Kiana, but is actually the Herrscher Persona of Pufferfish Pufferfish, started yelling at Mo Wang.

That blow just now almost killed her!

Who hits someone on the back of the head with a stick?

Isn't this guy afraid of killing Kiana?

Is this a case of not treating her like a human being?

"It's just a mere Pufferfish, what's wrong with fighting it? Get back here right now!"

"Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!"

Mo Wang looked at the white fur ball in front of him with disdain. Why did it have to come out today of all times?

Is this any of your business?

What, you want to join his harem too?

"You human! I, the Queen, have come out for a short while, and you dare to treat me like this! I'll kill you!"

The Herrscher of the Void, who is read as the Queen but is actually a fool, immediately pulled out a Void Lance and slashed it directly at Mo Wang when she saw Mo Wang like this.

Herrscher of the Void: Die!

"I'll dodge! You can't hit me!"

Facing Herrscher of the Void's attack, Mo Wang simply twisted his waist and dodged it all.

The scene suddenly became strange again.

For some reason, viewers watching this scene found themselves involuntarily starting to hear a strange little tune playing in their heads. (Please play the dodge tune automatically~)

"Headmaster, what happened to Kiana? Why did she suddenly..."

Wendy, who had already run back to the stage, quickly found Theresa.

Theresa frowned deeply at this bizarre scene.

"This... Could it be that Sirin has escaped? How could this be..."

Theresa, who knew a little about Kiana's situation, was completely numb at this point.

Why are all the people who come out to participate in this event being Herrscher?!

There are already three of them here!

The scene wasn't this exaggerated even ten years ago, and it was all concentrated in Canghai City, her territory.

Is this even possible?

Especially when Theresa thought about Sirin's hostile attitude towards humans, Theresa like she should just squat down and shut herself off.

What worries Theresa even more is what if Sirin revives on Kiana later?

Should I really resort to killing my own family for the greater good?

However, Theresa was clearly overthinking it.

After all, even if Kiana becomes Herrscher, she can't possibly turn into Pufferfish again.

According to the setting, the Herrscher of the Void is the part of Sirin's personality that harbors hatred towards humanity.

Kiana herself is a human personality formed from Cecilia's love for Sirin.

Even at the very end, Kiana did not choose to merge with the Herrscher Persona, but instead chose to release it.

(Although I feel it's more like that nuclear bomb directly reset Sirin's human personality, turning her into the Kiana we know now. If Kiana's personality and Herrscher of the Void's personality merged, she'd probably become the Spring Spirit directly.)

However, after worrying for a while, Theresa's expression turned somewhat strange.

Normally, now that Sirin has recovered, shouldn't this be a very dangerous situation?

However, looking at Mo Wang and Herrscher of the Void now, they don't seem dangerous at all.

It's more like someone amusing themselves by teasing a dog.

"You, you bastard! Stop right there!"

After being tossed around by Mo Wang a few times, Herrscher of the Void was now exhausted.

Clearly, the Pufferfish was overestimating its own strength at this moment.

She really still thought she was the same queen who was invincible and unrivaled, the number one Her Majesty the Queen under the Finality of the world.

Without all three gems, it's hard to say whether she's even a quarter of her former strength now.

It's still Kiana's body. Although Kiana's physical abilities are indeed much stronger than Sirin's own body back then, it's clear that the breathy Pufferfish is not familiar with this body at all.

Just a few minutes later, he was already panting heavily from exhaustion.

"Hey! What are you guys waiting for?! Hurry up and hold her down! What are you waiting for?!"

Mo Wang quickly called out to the Valkyrie around him who were watching the show in a daze, and while speaking, he took out the Jizo Mitama.

"Ah?"

The Valkyrie, who were somewhat bewildered by the current situation, only reacted when Mo Wang called them, and they rushed onto the arena.

The Valkyrie, like stacking layers of a pancake, pinned the exhaling Pufferfish firmly to the ground, rendering her completely immobile.

"Let me go! You foolish humans! I am the Herrscher of the Void, the Queen! How dare you treat me like this!"

Herrscher of the Void was pinned to the ground by the Valkyrie, unable to move her limbs. She could only desperately twist her body, trying to break free. Her golden eyes were filled with anger and resentment, and she kept shouting, as if this could salvage some dignity.

However, her struggles were futile against the Valkyrie ' suppression. Bronya used her Project Bunny to pin down her legs, Mei pressed down hard on her neck, and Wendy and Fu Hua held down her hands. The scene was chaotic, even somewhat comical.

"Hey, be gentle! Don't hurt Kiana!"

While reminding him, Mo Wang took out the Jizo Mitama from his pocket.

The jet-black blade emitted a faint, eerie light, as if it could devour everything.

He walked up to Herrscher of the Void, squatted down, and gently patted her cheek with the back of his sword, his tone teasing. "Oh, Your Her Majesty the Queen, how are you feeling now? Still arrogant?"

"You... you bastard! You dare touch me! Once I regain my strength, I'll tear you to pieces!"

Herrscher of the Void glared at Mo Wang through gritted teeth, tears welling in her eyes. She had never suffered such humiliation. The Herrscher of the Void the Void was being pinned to the ground like a pig being slaughtered by a group of humans—it was an utter disgrace!

"Tsk tsk tsk, still being stubborn even at a time like this."

Mo Wang shook his head and sighed helplessly, "You, why didn't you just give up being a proper Pufferfish and insist on causing trouble? Now look what happened, we caught you!"

The surrounding spectators wore strange expressions upon seeing this. Someone couldn't help but mutter under their breath, "This scene looks just like a pig being slaughtered! Look, the Valkyrie are holding down the 'pig,' Mo Wang is holding a knife—all that's missing is boiling water..."

"You know what, it really does look like one! Look, that 'pig' is still struggling!"

Another person chimed in, unable to suppress a laugh.

"Hey! You guys, stop making things up!"

Hearing the audience's comments, Mo Wang couldn't help but turn around and glare at them. "This is a proper battle scene, don't make it look like a New Year's slaughter!"

Upon hearing Mo Wang's words, many people around couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Are they really slaughtering a pig here? Calling a beautiful young girl a pig is just ridiculous.

"Damn it! You bunch of bastards! How dare you laugh at me!"

Hearing the mocking laughter around Herrscher of the Void, Kong Lu turned red with anger and struggled even more violently. However, her resistance was futile against the Valkyrie ' suppression, only making the scene more comical.

"Alright, alright, stop messing around."

Mo Wang waved his hand, signaling the Valkyrie to relax a little. He crouched down, leaned close to Herrscher of the Void's face, and his tone suddenly became serious. "Listen, I know you're resentful, but now is not the time to throw a tantrum. Kiana's body can't take this kind of abuse. If you keep this up, I won't be so polite."

"What... what do you want to do?"

Herrscher of the Void was startled by Mo Wang's sudden change in attitude and subconsciously shrank back.

"What else can we do? Of course, we'll let you go back to sleep."

Mo Wang said it was only natural.

"You dare! "Herrscher of the Void's eyes widened, her voice tinged with panic.

"What do I have to be afraid of?"

Mo Wang shrugged. "Anyway, it's not the first time I've dealt with you, right?"

"You... you bastard!"

Herrscher of the Void trembled with rage, yet she was powerless to do anything. She knew Mo Wang was telling the truth. Her current strength was far inferior to what it used to be, and coupled with Kiana's physical limitations, she had no way to resist.

"Alright, stop talking nonsense."

Mo Wang stood up and waved to the Valkyrie, "Lift her up, I'm about to begin."

Upon hearing this, the Valkyrie immediately pulled Herrscher of the Void up from the ground and made her kneel. Mo Wang then stood in front of her, raising the Jizo Mitama, the tip of the blade pointed at her forehead.

"Wait! You... you really want to do this?"

Herrscher of the Void's voice trembled slightly, clearly indicating that he was somewhat frightened.

"Otherwise what? You think I'm joking with you?"

Mo Wang raised an eyebrow, his tone slightly mocking.

"You... you can't do this! I am the Herrscher of the Void! I am the Queen!"

Herrscher of the Void tried to resist with her last shred of dignity, but her voice grew softer and softer, sounding weak and unconvinced.

"The Queen?"

Mo Wang sneered, "In my eyes, you're nothing but Pufferfish."

With that, he Jizo Mitama in his hand down, the tip piercing directly into Herrscher of the Void's forehead. Herrscher of the Void's body shuddered violently, then collapsed limply to the ground.

Kiana!

Upon seeing this, the Valkyrie quickly released their grip and supported her body.

"Don't worry, she's fine."

Mo Wang put Jizo Mitama and breathed a sigh of relief. "It's just temporarily suppressing the Herrscher of the Void. It should return to normal once she wakes up."

"Phew... it's finally resolved."

Theresa stepped forward and patted Mo Wang on the shoulder. "Well done, but could you please not make it so dangerous next time? My heart can't take it."

"Haha, sorry, sorry, I'll be more careful next time."

Mo Wang scratched his head and said with a smile.

"But speaking of which, your Jizo Mitama is really useful."

Mei looked at the knife in Mo Wang's hand, a hint of curiosity flashing in her eyes. "Could I borrow it to study it?"

"Well..."

Mo Wang hesitated for a moment, just about to answer, when he suddenly heard a familiar roar from behind him.

"Mo Wang! You bastard! How dare you tap me on the back of the head!"

When everyone turned around, they saw that Kiana had woken up, was covering the back of her head, and was glaring angrily at Mo Wang.

"Uh... well..."

Mo Wang chuckled twice, then turned and ran, saying, "I have something to do, I'm leaving now!"

"Stop right there!"

Kiana roared and gave chase.

"Is it finally over? But it seems our event is almost over. So... how do we decide who comes in first place?"

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