My Chat Group is Just Too Strange
Chapter 87

Quack! Kiana Pins Mowang to the Ground and R-R-Ravages Him!

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At this point, the host, seeing the chaotic scene, felt that the competition was probably going to break down.

But the competition is cancelled; we can't just postpone it, can we? Are we just going to give up the championship?

"Hey, isn't that simple?"

Suddenly, Mo Wang darted to the host's side and said, "Since there are no champions, then let them all be champions! Anyway, all these girls are my wings!"

"Shh! This guy is shameless, wanting all these girls?"

"You bastard, can you handle this? You'll just die!"

"Exactly! Young man, take my advice: with so many girls around, you might end up dying on a woman's belly!"

"Hey! Stop your babbling, you bunch of middle-aged old fogies! Go get your Liuwei Dihuang Wan!"

After saying that, Mo Wang grabbed the Valkyrie and disappeared in a flash.

Only a group of middle-aged men, feeling insulted, remained standing there, panting.

Chapter 121 Quack! Kiana slammed Mo Wang to the ground and furiously smacked him.

After returning to Saint St. Freya, a distraught Mo Wang went back to his room alone.

Although Anna said she would make it up to him because of what happened today, she actually went on a date with him.

But to be honest, it's impossible not to be disappointed today.

Such a great opportunity to find a partner, but because of all this mess, not only did I not get a one-night stand, I didn't even manage to find a partner. It's really frustrating.

Back in his room, Mo Wang skillfully took out his phone, intending to have a good chat with his brothers about what happened that day.

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: Hey, isn't this the man we're aiming to become the harem king? How's it going? How many dates did you manage to hook up with today?

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Don't even mention it, I haven't managed to get a single date. Who the hell could have imagined that a fighting Yugi would pop up in the middle of this, and then even Pufferfish would appear? Sigh, hope of finding a partner is gone again.

[The Savior of Rationality]: Oh dear, really awful. But then again, among us who are doing this, who's Mo Wang in a relationship? If you ask me, you might as well just follow Caesar's example and go straight for it.

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Hey! What are you talking about? Why don't you just go for Mashu and the Director? You still have the desire but not the courage, don't you?

[The Savior of Rationality]: This is different! After all, we're not in a hurry to find a partner.

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: What are you talking about if you're not in a hurry! It's all Mo Wang, and you think you can just say we're not in a hurry?

[The Video Store Owner]: Hmph! Online, group members are like fathers! They can say they're not in a hurry and then not be!

[The King of Lying Flat the Garbage King of a Certain Train]: Hahaha, that's hilarious! Our lazy bum has failed yet again! Your difficulty in finding a partner is harder than my picking up trash on the Astral Express! Want me to teach you a few tricks? Although I usually just pick up trash, I'm still an experienced "Trash King"!

[The King of the Chicken Coop]: Come on, you're a lifelong single dog too. Honestly, you don't even know as much as my students. Why don't you come to the Chicken Coop, and I'll have Delia tutor you?

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: You two are kidding me! If you're really that great, can't you at least find someone to date first?

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: That's right, the probability of you guys finding a girlfriend is not as high as my chance of getting a woman from a treasure chest.

[The Savior of Rationality]: Come on, blondie, what you opened from that treasure chest is probably just junk.

[The Video Store Owner]: The group members are really good at bragging.

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: You guys are all such big talkers! You have no idea how difficult it is for me to find a partner! This mess today is even more outrageous than your garbage collection, pet raising, treasure chest finding, Deliverance, or videotape finding! Sigh, hope of finding a partner is gone again!

Just as Mo Wang was chatting and joking with his group members, there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Who is it? Why are you causing me trouble so late at night?"

Mo Wang's head started to ache as soon as he heard the knocking on the door.

At this time of day, it's probably Duck again planning to come and ask me to stay up all night playing Yugi.

The mere thought of Duck evokes a surge of anger in Mo Wang.

Isn't she the culprit behind today's failed date?

This girl actually dared to ask him to play Yugi? He almost wanted to have a Mortal Kombat with her right then and there!

However, when Mo Wang Gate of Opening with a sour face, he found Kiana standing outside with a bag of snacks in her hand.

"Um... did I come at the wrong time? Maybe I should go now."

Seeing that Mo Wang looked angry, Kiana's face immediately turned pitiful.

He even picked up his pocket and made a gesture as if he was about to leave.

When Mo Wang saw that it wasn't Bronya had arrived, but Kiana, he was also stunned for a moment.

Seeing that Kiana was about to leave, Mo Wang quickly grabbed her hand.

"Well, since you're already here, come on in. I thought it was Bronya again, coming to ask me to play Yugi."

Kiana's expression softened after Mo Wang began to explain.

"So what? Why did you come to see me? Let me make this clear first, I'm not in the mood for playing Yugi today."

After leading Kiana into the house, Mo Wang spoke to Kiana.

"What's wrong? Does not being able to go on a date really bother you that much?"

Kiana frowned subconsciously when she saw Mo Wang's completely listless appearance.

She originally thought that such a small matter was nothing to Mo Wang.

"Hehehe, how should I put it? It's just a little obsession. It's nothing serious, I'll be fine after a good night's sleep."

Mo Wang shook his head and didn't explain anything to Kiana.

The more Mo Wang made that expression, the more guilty Kiana felt.

After all, thinking about what they did during the day, it seems they really did go a bit too far.

Mo Wang was clearly looking forward to it, but they only thought about themselves and didn't consider Mo Wang at all, which ultimately made him so listless.

Kiana pursed her lips, unsure of what to say.

"Alright, let's not talk about that. By the way, what exactly did you come to see me for? And why did you bring so much stuff... What, trying to bribe me?"

Mo Wang noticed what Kiana was holding and couldn't help but tease her.

"How could that be? I just wanted to thank you for stopping me today. About what happened to me..."

"To be honest, your situation is a bit complicated. I really can't tell you the specifics. Perhaps you should ask Theresa instead."

Upon hearing that Kiana wanted to inquire about her past, Mo Wang immediately changed the subject.

After all, he couldn't exactly tell Kiana that she wasn't actually Kiana, but just a clone, and that the real Kiana was still working as S-rank Valkyrie in Schicksal, could he?

Let alone Kiana, anyone would be furious to hear this.

"Of course I know asking you is pointless. I really just came to thank you."

As Kiana spoke, she took everything out of the bag in her hand.

"Drunken peanuts? Braised pig's feet? And what's with the beer and liquor? Are you sure you bought this?"

Mo Wang looked at Kiana with suspicion and asked, "Why did you bring Himeko's things?"

"What?! I really bought this."

Kiana, puffing out her cheeks, said to Mo Wang, "I noticed that Himeko used to make these things when she was in a bad mood. So I..."

Oh, Mo Wang see. So all that gratitude was fake; the real reason was that you were in a bad mood and wanted to chat with someone? And why are you all coming to him now, instead of Mei?

"Alright then, let's do it!"

However, Mo Wang didn't say much and immediately opened a can of beer and handed it to Kiana.

Kiana took the beer from Mo Wang's hand and immediately imitated Himeko's actions from her Remembrance, taking a big gulp.

"Cough cough cough! What is this smell?!"

Kiana took a sip and then started coughing incessantly.

She couldn't fathom who would enjoy such a pungent taste.

"That's how the liquor is supposed to be. Or, should I switch it to cola?"

Mo Wang then spoke to Kiana.

"No, I'll drink this!"

Kiana looked at the beer in her hand, and finally gritted her teeth and took another swig.

Looking at Kiana's expression as she forced herself to endure the bitter taste of the beer, Mo Wang couldn't help but laugh out loud, "You, you clearly can't stand it but you're forcing yourself. I'm really impressed with you."

Kiana wiped the wine stains from the corner of her mouth and glared at Mo Wang: "Hmph! Who said I can't get used to it? I just... I just haven't gotten used to it yet!"

After saying that, she took another swig, but she still choked and coughed.

Mo Wang shook his head, picked up a can of beer, easily pulled the tab, and took a sip. "Alright, alright, stop pushing yourself. Drinking is something you can take your time with, there's no need to chug it down."

Kiana pursed her lips, put down her beer can, lowered her head and remained silent for a while, then suddenly whispered, "Um... Mo Wang, I'm sorry about what happened today."

Mo Wang paused for a moment, then realized she was referring to his failed date that day. He waved his hand, pretending to be relaxed, and said, "Oh, it's nothing, it's not the first time I've failed, I'm used to it."

"But..."

Kiana looked up, a hint of guilt in her eyes. "If we hadn't suddenly appeared, you wouldn't... wouldn't be so disappointed."

Looking at Kiana's serious expression, Mo Wang was suddenly touched. He smiled and reached out to pat her head, "Alright, don't think too much about it. You didn't do it on purpose. Besides, Anna said she would make it up to me, so maybe the next date will go better."

Kiana felt a little embarrassed by Mo Wang's rubbing, so she slapped his hand away and muttered, "Stop touching my head all the time, I'm not a child anymore."

Mo Wang laughed heartily, "In my eyes, you will always be that clumsy Kiana."

Kiana glared at him, then lowered her head, her voice even softer. "Actually... actually I think Anna... she might not really like you."

Mo Wang hearing this, Mo Wang's smile froze slightly, but he quickly regained his composure. "Oh? How did you know?"

Kiana bit her lip, seemingly hesitant to continue. Finally, she mustered her courage and said, "Because... because I feel like she doesn't seem to have that... that special feeling for you. And she didn't seem to care much today either."

Mo Wang was silent for a moment, then smiled bitterly and said, "Maybe. But who can say for sure about these things? Feelings are inherently complicated."

Kiana looked at Mo Wang's somewhat forlorn expression, and a sudden impulse welled up inside her. She abruptly raised her head, her cheeks slightly flushed from the alcohol. "Then... what if I said I'd like to be your girlfriend?"

Mo Wang nearly spat out his beer upon hearing this. His eyes widened as he stared at Kiana in disbelief. "You... what did you say?"

Kiana's face turned even redder, but she still forced herself to say, "I mean... if you really want to get out of being single, I... I can be your girlfriend! We're together all the time anyway, and... and I think you're a pretty good person..."

Mo Wang was stunned for a while before he came to his senses. He couldn't help but laugh, "Kiana, are you drunk? You can't just say things like that."

Kiana was annoyed to see Mo Wang laughing so happily, "I'm not drunk! I'm serious! You... if you don't want to, then forget it!"

"No, no, no, if you could really be my girlfriend, I might actually be quite happy."

Mo Wang smiled and took a swig of beer.

"Hmm? What do you mean?"

Kiana looked at Mo Wang with a Gilles de Rais gaze.

"Haha, to be honest, Kiana, you're a beautiful girl who's just as good as Anna. Actually, at the beginning, you were my favorite."

Mo Wang said this to Kiana. Of course, he was referring to the past, back when they were playing the Yugi. After all, before the " Under the Luna" and "Kongming came out, he was definitely Kiana's one-sided fan.

However, when Mo Wang said those words, Kiana's face instantly turned red.

To hide her blush, Kiana actually gulped down all the wine on the table in one go.

They were chugging beer and baijiu, which startled Mo Wang.

"Hey, Kiana, calm down! That's not how you drink alcohol!"

Mo Wang was about to stop Kiana when he noticed that Kiana was breathing heavily, and even her aura had changed.

"So, you used to really like me?"

Kiana slammed her hand on the table and glared at Mo Wang.

"Yes, that's how it is."

Startled by Kiana, Mo Wang answered instinctively.

"Then why didn't you say so sooner! If you had confessed to me earlier, I would have been your girlfriend long ago!"

Upon hearing Kiana's words, Mo Wang couldn't tell for a moment whether they were Kiana's true feelings or just nonsense.

Mo Wang shrank back, intimidated by Kiana's imposing aura, and felt a chill run down his spine.

This girl is usually impulsive, but she's acting strangely today! He quickly waved his hand and explained, "No, Kiana, calm down! The 'like' I mentioned earlier was from the past, the kind of... the kind of liking a fan has for an idol, you know? Not the kind between a man and a woman..."

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